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Rug Pee-ers Did Not Do This

it's like Lenin said...
Vibrant Field
  05/06/05
that rug really brought the room together.
Up-to-no-good Property
  05/06/05
HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE CRAZY? AM I THE ONLY ONE HERE WHO G...
underhanded titillating old irish cottage
  05/06/05
With that money you can buy any number of rugs which don't h...
carnelian senate death wish
  05/06/05
Hey, this is a private residence, man...
Mentally impaired home affirmative action
  05/06/05
my rugs have seminal value.
cordovan concupiscible indian lodge electric furnace
  05/06/05
Obviously you're not a golfer.
marvelous associate
  05/06/05
We believe in nothing, Lebowski, nothing.
indecent stimulating whorehouse
  05/06/05
"...nussing, Lebowski, nussing."
milky school cafeteria
  05/08/05
That's interesting, that's fucking interesting man.
Vibrant Field
  05/06/05
"I'll suck your cock for $1000" "Lemme just ...
Self-centered adventurous hospital
  05/06/05
What's in the fuckin' carrier? Huh? Oh, that's Cynthia's ...
Vibrant Field
  05/06/05
The man in the black pajamas, Dude. Worthy fuckin' adversary...
learning disabled theater clown
  05/06/05
You ready to be fucked man? I see you rolled your way into t...
bright set
  05/06/05
What's a pedder-ass, Walter?
Vibrant Field
  05/06/05
8 year olds, dude
Self-centered adventurous hospital
  05/06/05
Shut the FUCK up, Donnie.
Comical Gaming Laptop
  05/08/05
"pederast"
milky school cafeteria
  05/08/05
What's this "day of rest" shit, man?! What is this...
underhanded titillating old irish cottage
  05/06/05
he's cracking
Flesh pontificating ape
  05/08/05
This is what happens when you FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!
Glittery aqua toaster box office
  05/06/05
Nice marmot.
Fear-inspiring embarrassed to the bone laser beams water buffalo
  05/06/05
You think the carpet-pissers did this?
Hot Multi-colored Candlestick Maker
  05/06/05
Ooooh, separate incidents?
Vibrant Field
  05/08/05
The Dude abides.
Comical Gaming Laptop
  05/08/05
I like your style, dude. I like your style too, man. Go...
Chestnut territorial party of the first part partner
  05/08/05
Sioux City Sarsaparilla? That's a good 'un.
Mentally impaired home affirmative action
  05/13/05
Dude, I finally got the venue I wanted. I'm performing my da...
Vibrant Field
  05/08/05
what does "gave me notes" mean there? I've always ...
insanely creepy appetizing space
  05/09/05
I think he means critique it
overrated hell
  05/09/05
I think it's a show business short hand for "tell me ho...
Vibrant Field
  05/09/05
Aitz Chaim Hee as the ex used to say...
Vibrant Field
  05/09/05
Fuck sympathy! I don't need your fuckin' sympathy, man, I ne...
indecent stimulating whorehouse
  05/09/05
what do you need your Johnson for, Dude?
White mischievous house
  05/13/05
DONNIE, YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT!
indecent stimulating whorehouse
  05/13/05
You're not wrong, Walter.
marvelous associate
  05/09/05
You're just an asshole.
seedy black woman
  05/13/05
Wonderful woman. Very free spirited. We're all very fond o...
Vibrant Field
  05/12/05
That's why they call me I am expert.
Laughsome coffee pot
  05/12/05
Mein dispatcher says there is a problem with ein cable.
Vibrant Field
  05/12/05
That's my friend Jenny. She just came by to use the shower.
Laughsome coffee pot
  05/12/05
You are in a unique position to confirm or disconfirm that s...
Vibrant Field
  05/12/05
You can imagine what happens next. He fixes the cable?
onyx filthy rehab
  10/09/05
How are you gonna keep 'em down on the farm when they've see...
Fear-inspiring embarrassed to the bone laser beams water buffalo
  05/12/05
You look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, you know,...
Vibrant Field
  05/12/05
http://www.lebowskifest.com/
Curious trailer park
  05/12/05
Does he still write? Oh no...he has health problems...
Laughsome coffee pot
  05/12/05
AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR!
Fear-inspiring embarrassed to the bone laser beams water buffalo
  05/12/05
hahaha.
underhanded titillating old irish cottage
  05/28/05
Pilar?
Vibrant Field
  05/12/05
Bulk of the series...not exactly a lightweight.
cobalt shrine macaca
  10/09/05
this was a valued, uh...
Vibrant Field
  05/13/05
different mothers, huh?
Amber masturbator
  05/13/05
Keep your ugly fuckin' gold brickin' ass outta my beachfront...
seedy black woman
  05/13/05
The little punk is stonewalling me.
Mentally impaired home affirmative action
  05/13/05
The supreme court has roundly rejected prior restraint. Lad...
Fear-inspiring embarrassed to the bone laser beams water buffalo
  05/13/05
yes, dear?
Vibrant Field
  05/13/05
Fuckin' amateurs. They send us a toe, we're supposed to shi...
Fear-inspiring embarrassed to the bone laser beams water buffalo
  05/13/05
My wife's a pain in the ass. She's always busting my friggin...
carnelian senate death wish
  05/13/05
Do you like sex, Mr. Lebowski? Excuse me? Sex. The ...
Mentally impaired home affirmative action
  05/13/05
Jeffrey. Love me.
Fear-inspiring embarrassed to the bone laser beams water buffalo
  05/13/05
You're not interested in sex? You mean coitus?
Mentally impaired home affirmative action
  05/13/05
What's this? That is for the urn. Don't need it. We'r...
Mentally impaired home affirmative action
  05/13/05
I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man!
seedy black woman
  05/13/05
Tomorrow vee come back und cut your chonson. Excuse me? ...
Mentally impaired home affirmative action
  05/13/05
Oh, uh, yeah, uh... a tape deck, some Creedence tapes, and t...
Fear-inspiring embarrassed to the bone laser beams water buffalo
  05/13/05
in the briefcase?
Vibrant Field
  05/13/05
papers, various papers. business papers.
diverse hominid
  10/06/05
We dropped off the money... WHAT "WE"!?! I--...
Mentally impaired home affirmative action
  05/13/05
3000 years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufa...
Dashing spruce athletic conference
  05/13/05
You don't have the fucking girl, dipshits. We know you neve...
Mentally impaired home affirmative action
  05/13/05
Hey, man, you mind if I do a J?
Curious trailer park
  05/13/05
Those rich fucks! This whole fucking thing-- I did not watc...
Dashing spruce athletic conference
  05/13/05
WHAT JOO DOIN, MANG!?!? I JUS BOUGHT DIZ FUCKEEN CAR LASS W...
Mentally impaired home affirmative action
  05/13/05
What makes a man, Mr. Lebowski? I don't know, sir. Is ...
Mentally impaired home affirmative action
  05/13/05
Donny was a good bowler, and a good man. He was one of us. H...
Misunderstood blue den
  05/13/05
This was taken when Mrs. Reagan was first lady of the nation...
Vibrant Field
  05/14/05
Best movie of all time.
learning disabled theater clown
  05/14/05
Here we are: It's shabbos...
Vibrant Field
  05/14/05
Those are good burgers, Walter.
Vibrant Field
  05/19/05
Fucking dog has fucking papers. Over the line! I'm sorry S...
Vibrant Field
  05/28/05
Smokey, this is bowling, not Nam. There are rules.
milky school cafeteria
  05/28/05
I didn't blame anyone for the loss of my legs, some chinaman...
Vibrant Field
  06/17/05
This is a complicated case, Maude.
Vibrant Field
  08/28/05
This agression will not stand, man.
aromatic hairless sandwich mental disorder
  08/28/05
The Dude abides.
Fear-inspiring embarrassed to the bone laser beams water buffalo
  10/06/05
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&for...
Comical Gaming Laptop
  10/06/05
I just needed something to bump with
Fear-inspiring embarrassed to the bone laser beams water buffalo
  10/06/05
I could get you a toe. Hell, I could get you a toe by three...
Fear-inspiring embarrassed to the bone laser beams water buffalo
  10/08/05
...with nailpolish.
Coral giraffe
  10/09/05
Walter, these aren't the guys who built the railroads.
onyx filthy rehab
  10/09/05
-Does he still write? -Oh no...he has health problems. ...
Coral giraffe
  10/09/05
Saturday, Donny, is shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That me...
Fear-inspiring embarrassed to the bone laser beams water buffalo
  10/28/05
SHOMER SHABBOS!
onyx filthy rehab
  10/28/05
So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in yo...
Fear-inspiring embarrassed to the bone laser beams water buffalo
  10/28/05
donnie, you're out of your element.
soggy bateful public bath
  10/28/05
don't fuck with the jesus
pearly organic girlfriend hunting ground
  10/28/05
8 year-olds did.
Fear-inspiring embarrassed to the bone laser beams water buffalo
  10/28/05
Oh, that's Cynthia's dog. I think it's a Pomeranian. I can't...
Fear-inspiring embarrassed to the bone laser beams water buffalo
  10/28/05
you brought a fucking dog bowling?
soggy bateful public bath
  10/28/05
What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn't rent it ...
Fear-inspiring embarrassed to the bone laser beams water buffalo
  10/28/05
if my ex-wife asked me to take care of her fucking dog while...
soggy bateful public bath
  10/28/05
you all know that this exact exchange appears above, right?
pearly organic girlfriend hunting ground
  10/28/05
shhhhhh
Fear-inspiring embarrassed to the bone laser beams water buffalo
  10/28/05
so sorry.
pearly organic girlfriend hunting ground
  10/28/05
no...FUCK you. (dude in the background: "take the four ...
soggy bateful public bath
  10/28/05
Mark it 8, Dude.
Fear-inspiring embarrassed to the bone laser beams water buffalo
  10/28/05
You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pa...
onyx filthy rehab
  10/28/05
Brandt can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred.
Fear-inspiring embarrassed to the bone laser beams water buffalo
  10/29/05
It's about drawing a line in the sand, and saying across thi...
Electric kitchen personal credit line
  10/29/05
Thaaat's right, Dude. The beauty of this is its simplicity. ...
Fear-inspiring embarrassed to the bone laser beams water buffalo
  11/01/05
Darkness warshed over the Dude -- darker'n a black steer's t...
Fear-inspiring embarrassed to the bone laser beams water buffalo
  11/02/05
The DUDE is not in.
Vibrant Field
  11/12/05
My work has been praised as highly vaginal.
Brilliant incel immigrant
  11/12/05
Were you listening to the dude's story?
Vibrant Field
  12/09/05
I am the walrus.
Fiercely-loyal topaz sneaky criminal range
  12/09/05
It really tied the room together.
Disgusting voyeur
  11/09/06
Jackie Treehon treats objects like women, man.
Glassy Station Halford
  11/09/06
Have you ever heard of Viet Nam, Larry?
Lake business firm
  11/09/06
you mean coitus?
hairraiser orchid generalized bond queen of the night
  11/09/06
I was talking about my rug.
Lake business firm
  11/09/06
this will not stand, this agression against Kuwait will not ...
soggy bateful public bath
  11/09/06
Your revolution is over, Mr. Lebowski. Condolences. The bums...
Disgusting voyeur
  11/09/06
My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bo...
Comical Gaming Laptop
  11/09/06
haha
hairraiser orchid generalized bond queen of the night
  11/09/06
They send us a fucking toe and we're supposed to shit oursel...
charcoal wonderful sex offender stain
  11/12/06
This is the guy who should compensate me for the fucking rug...
Vibrant Field
  12/02/06
they pee on your fucking rug.
onyx filthy rehab
  12/02/06


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Date: May 6th, 2005 3:54 PM
Author: Vibrant Field

it's like Lenin said...

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2715972)



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Date: May 6th, 2005 3:56 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Property

that rug really brought the room together.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2715980)



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Date: May 6th, 2005 6:16 PM
Author: underhanded titillating old irish cottage

HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE CRAZY? AM I THE ONLY ONE HERE WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE RULES? MARK IT ZERO!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717024)



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Date: May 6th, 2005 3:57 PM
Author: carnelian senate death wish

With that money you can buy any number of rugs which don't have sentimental value for me.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2715984)



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Date: May 6th, 2005 4:19 PM
Author: Mentally impaired home affirmative action

Hey, this is a private residence, man...

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2716219)



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Date: May 6th, 2005 6:51 PM
Author: cordovan concupiscible indian lodge electric furnace

my rugs have seminal value.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717250)



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Date: May 6th, 2005 4:21 PM
Author: marvelous associate

Obviously you're not a golfer.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2716240)



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Date: May 6th, 2005 4:23 PM
Author: indecent stimulating whorehouse

We believe in nothing, Lebowski, nothing.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2716248)



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Date: May 8th, 2005 3:35 PM
Author: milky school cafeteria

"...nussing, Lebowski, nussing."

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730418)



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Date: May 6th, 2005 4:28 PM
Author: Vibrant Field

That's interesting, that's fucking interesting man.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2716280)



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Date: May 6th, 2005 4:35 PM
Author: Self-centered adventurous hospital

"I'll suck your cock for $1000"

"Lemme just go find a cash machine"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2716325)



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Date: May 6th, 2005 6:08 PM
Author: Vibrant Field

What's in the fuckin' carrier?

Huh? Oh, that's Cynthia's dog. I think it's a Pomeranian. I can't leave him home alone or he eats the furniture. I'm watching him while Cynthia and Marty Ackerman are in Hawaii.

You brought the fuckin' Pomeranian bowling?

What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a fucking beer. He's not taking your fucking turn, Dude.

Man, if my fuckin' ex-wife asked me to take care of her fuckin' dog while she and her boyfriend went to Honolulu I'd tell her to go fuck herself.



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2716971)



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Date: May 6th, 2005 6:09 PM
Author: learning disabled theater clown

The man in the black pajamas, Dude. Worthy fuckin' adversary.

Who's in pajamas Walter?

Shut the fuck up, Donny.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2716979)



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Date: May 6th, 2005 6:15 PM
Author: bright set

You ready to be fucked man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up.

Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."

Jesus.

You said it man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717015)



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Date: May 6th, 2005 6:16 PM
Author: Vibrant Field

What's a pedder-ass, Walter?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717026)



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Date: May 6th, 2005 6:17 PM
Author: Self-centered adventurous hospital

8 year olds, dude

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717032)



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Date: May 8th, 2005 2:51 PM
Author: Comical Gaming Laptop

Shut the FUCK up, Donnie.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730171)



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Date: May 8th, 2005 3:36 PM
Author: milky school cafeteria

"pederast"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730424)



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Date: May 6th, 2005 6:17 PM
Author: underhanded titillating old irish cottage

What's this "day of rest" shit, man?! What is this bullshit, man? I don't fucking care! It don't matter to Jesus! But you're not fooling me! You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus! It's bush league psych-out stuff! Laughable, man! I would've fucked you in the ass Saturday, I'll fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead! You got a date Wednesday, man!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717039)



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Date: May 8th, 2005 3:13 PM
Author: Flesh pontificating ape

he's cracking

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730286)



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Date: May 6th, 2005 6:19 PM
Author: Glittery aqua toaster box office

This is what happens when you FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717054)



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Date: May 6th, 2005 9:57 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring embarrassed to the bone laser beams water buffalo

Nice marmot.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2718646)



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Date: May 6th, 2005 11:38 PM
Author: Hot Multi-colored Candlestick Maker

You think the carpet-pissers did this?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2719368)



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Date: May 8th, 2005 2:45 PM
Author: Vibrant Field

Ooooh, separate incidents?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730137)



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Date: May 8th, 2005 2:50 PM
Author: Comical Gaming Laptop

The Dude abides.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730161)



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Date: May 8th, 2005 2:53 PM
Author: Chestnut territorial party of the first part partner

I like your style, dude.

I like your style too, man. Got that whole cowboy thing goin' on.



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730181)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:33 PM
Author: Mentally impaired home affirmative action

Sioux City Sarsaparilla?

That's a good 'un.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775194)



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Date: May 8th, 2005 3:26 PM
Author: Vibrant Field

Dude, I finally got the venue I wanted. I'm performing my dance quintet - you know, my cycle - at Crane Jackson's Fountain Street Theatre on Tuesday night, and I'd love it if you came, and gave me notes.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730376)



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Date: May 9th, 2005 11:05 PM
Author: insanely creepy appetizing space

what does "gave me notes" mean there? I've always wondered.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2742309)



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Date: May 9th, 2005 11:06 PM
Author: overrated hell

I think he means critique it

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2742324)



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Date: May 9th, 2005 11:06 PM
Author: Vibrant Field

I think it's a show business short hand for "tell me how you think I was"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2742325)



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Date: May 9th, 2005 10:54 PM
Author: Vibrant Field

Aitz Chaim Hee as the ex used to say...

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2742172)



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Date: May 9th, 2005 11:12 PM
Author: indecent stimulating whorehouse

Fuck sympathy! I don't need your fuckin' sympathy, man, I need my fucking johnson!



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2742373)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:10 PM
Author: White mischievous house

what do you need your Johnson for, Dude?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775009)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 5:16 PM
Author: indecent stimulating whorehouse

DONNIE, YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775516)



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Date: May 9th, 2005 11:13 PM
Author: marvelous associate

You're not wrong, Walter.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2742382)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:20 PM
Author: seedy black woman

You're just an asshole.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775091)



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Date: May 12th, 2005 11:04 PM
Author: Vibrant Field

Wonderful woman. Very free spirited. We're all very fond of her.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769534)



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Date: May 12th, 2005 11:04 PM
Author: Laughsome coffee pot

That's why they call me I am expert.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769540)



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Date: May 12th, 2005 11:07 PM
Author: Vibrant Field

Mein dispatcher says there is a problem with ein cable.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769566)



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Date: May 12th, 2005 11:08 PM
Author: Laughsome coffee pot

That's my friend Jenny. She just came by to use the shower.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769572)



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Date: May 12th, 2005 11:09 PM
Author: Vibrant Field

You are in a unique position to confirm or disconfirm that suspicion.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769580)



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Date: October 9th, 2005 12:06 AM
Author: onyx filthy rehab

You can imagine what happens next.

He fixes the cable?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4004933)



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Date: May 12th, 2005 11:10 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring embarrassed to the bone laser beams water buffalo

How are you gonna keep 'em down on the farm when they've seen Karl Hungus?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769587)



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Date: May 12th, 2005 11:12 PM
Author: Vibrant Field

You look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, you know, and uh, you know, you know what I'm trying to say.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769602)



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Date: May 12th, 2005 11:13 PM
Author: Curious trailer park

http://www.lebowskifest.com/

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769604)



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Date: May 12th, 2005 11:14 PM
Author: Laughsome coffee pot

Does he still write?

Oh no...he has health problems...

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769609)



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Date: May 12th, 2005 11:14 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring embarrassed to the bone laser beams water buffalo

AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769614)



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Date: May 28th, 2005 4:13 PM
Author: underhanded titillating old irish cottage

hahaha.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2877780)



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Date: May 12th, 2005 11:14 PM
Author: Vibrant Field

Pilar?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769615)



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Date: October 9th, 2005 12:00 AM
Author: cobalt shrine macaca

Bulk of the series...not exactly a lightweight.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4004897)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:01 PM
Author: Vibrant Field

this was a valued, uh...

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2774931)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:13 PM
Author: Amber masturbator

different mothers, huh?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775032)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:19 PM
Author: seedy black woman

Keep your ugly fuckin' gold brickin' ass outta my beachfront community!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775080)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:21 PM
Author: Mentally impaired home affirmative action

The little punk is stonewalling me.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775096)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:21 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring embarrassed to the bone laser beams water buffalo

The supreme court has roundly rejected prior restraint. Lady, I got buddies who died face-down in the muck so you and I can enjoy this family restaurant

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775097)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:24 PM
Author: Vibrant Field

yes, dear?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775117)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:28 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring embarrassed to the bone laser beams water buffalo

Fuckin' amateurs. They send us a toe, we're supposed to shit ourselves with fear. Jesus Christ.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775144)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:22 PM
Author: carnelian senate death wish

My wife's a pain in the ass. She's always busting my friggin' agates. My daughter's married to a real loser bastard. And I got a rash so bad on my ass, I can't even sit down. But you know me. I can't complain.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775101)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:23 PM
Author: Mentally impaired home affirmative action

Do you like sex, Mr. Lebowski?

Excuse me?

Sex. The physical act of love. Coitus. Do you like it?

I was talking about my rug.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775108)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:34 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring embarrassed to the bone laser beams water buffalo

Jeffrey. Love me.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775199)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:35 PM
Author: Mentally impaired home affirmative action

You're not interested in sex?

You mean coitus?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775208)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:27 PM
Author: Mentally impaired home affirmative action

What's this?

That is for the urn.

Don't need it. We're scattering the ashes.

Yes, so we were informed. However, we must of course transmit the remains to you in a receptacle.

This is a hundred and eighty dollars.

Yes sir. It is our most modestly priced receptacle.

A HUNDRED AND EIGHTY DOLLARS?!

They range up to three thousand.

We're scattering the fucking ashes!

Sir, please...

JUST BECAUSE WE'RE BEREAVED DOESN'T MEAN WE'RE SAPS!!!



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775138)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:32 PM
Author: seedy black woman

I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775173)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:34 PM
Author: Mentally impaired home affirmative action

Tomorrow vee come back und cut your chonson.

Excuse me?

I SAY VEE CUT OFF YOUR CHONSON!



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775204)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:36 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring embarrassed to the bone laser beams water buffalo

Oh, uh, yeah, uh... a tape deck, some Creedence tapes, and there was a, uh... uh, my briefcase.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775214)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:37 PM
Author: Vibrant Field

in the briefcase?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775226)



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Date: October 6th, 2005 11:38 PM
Author: diverse hominid

papers, various papers.

business papers.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3990379)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:38 PM
Author: Mentally impaired home affirmative action

We dropped off the money...

WHAT "WE"!?!

I--the royal "we," you know, the editorial--I dropped off the money exactly as per--look, I've got certain information, certain things have come to light, and uh, has it ever occurred to you, man, that given the nature of this new shit, that, uh, instead of running around blaming me, that this whole thing might just be, not, you know, not just such a simple, but, uh--you know?



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775233)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:41 PM
Author: Dashing spruce athletic conference

3000 years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax...

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775263)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:41 PM
Author: Mentally impaired home affirmative action

You don't have the fucking girl, dipshits. We know you never did. So you've got nothing on my johnson.

(Are these the Nazis, Walter?)

(They're nihilists, Donny. Nothing to be afraid of.)

Vee don't care. Vee still vant zat money or vee fuck you up.

There's no ransom if you don't have a fucking hostage. That's what ransom is. Those are the FUCKING RULES.

Zere are no roolz!

NO RULES! YOU CABBAGE-EATING SONS OF BITCHES...

Hiz girlfriend gafe up her toe! She shought we'd be gettink million dollars! Iss not fair!

Fair? WHO'S THE FUCKING NIHILIST HERE? WHAT ARE YOU, A BUNCH OF FUCKING CRYBABIES!?!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775266)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:44 PM
Author: Curious trailer park

Hey, man, you mind if I do a J?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775300)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:46 PM
Author: Dashing spruce athletic conference

Those rich fucks! This whole fucking thing-- I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck so that this fucking strumpet--

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775304)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:48 PM
Author: Mentally impaired home affirmative action

WHAT JOO DOIN, MANG!?!? I JUS BOUGHT DIZ FUCKEEN CAR LASS WEEK!

I KILL JOO, MANG! I--I KILL YOUR FUCKEEN CAR! I FUCKEEN KILL YOUR FUCKEEN CAR!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775320)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:51 PM
Author: Mentally impaired home affirmative action

What makes a man, Mr. Lebowski?

I don't know, sir.

Is it... Is it being prepared to do the right thing? Whatever the price? Isn't that what makes a man?

Sure. That and a pair of testicles.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775342)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 5:13 PM
Author: Misunderstood blue den

Donny was a good bowler, and a good man. He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors... and bowling, and as a surfer he explored the beaches of Southern California, from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and... up to... Pismo. He died, like so many young men of his generation, he died before his time. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright flowering young men at Khe San, at Langdok, at Hill 364. These young men gave their lives. And so would Donny. Donny, who loved bowling. And so, Theodore Donald Karabozoz, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well. Good night, sweet prince.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775490)



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Date: May 14th, 2005 2:13 AM
Author: Vibrant Field

This was taken when Mrs. Reagan was first lady of the nation. Yes. Yes. Not of California.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2780312)



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Date: May 14th, 2005 3:16 AM
Author: learning disabled theater clown

Best movie of all time.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2780644)



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Date: May 14th, 2005 6:46 PM
Author: Vibrant Field

Here we are: It's shabbos...

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2783974)



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Date: May 19th, 2005 9:19 AM
Author: Vibrant Field

Those are good burgers, Walter.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2818128)



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Date: May 28th, 2005 4:08 PM
Author: Vibrant Field

Fucking dog has fucking papers. Over the line! I'm sorry Smokey, you were over the line, that's a foul. Mark it zero. Next frame.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2877755)



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Date: May 28th, 2005 4:26 PM
Author: milky school cafeteria

Smokey, this is bowling, not Nam. There are rules.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2877879)



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Date: June 17th, 2005 9:56 PM
Author: Vibrant Field

I didn't blame anyone for the loss of my legs, some chinaman took them from me in Korea, but I went out and achieved anyway.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3044180)



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Date: August 28th, 2005 11:39 PM
Author: Vibrant Field

This is a complicated case, Maude.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3697973)



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Date: August 28th, 2005 11:49 PM
Author: aromatic hairless sandwich mental disorder

This agression will not stand, man.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3698068)



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Date: October 6th, 2005 11:35 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring embarrassed to the bone laser beams water buffalo

The Dude abides.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3990362)



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Date: October 6th, 2005 11:41 PM
Author: Comical Gaming Laptop

Rug Pee-ers Did Not Do This

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3990387)



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Date: October 6th, 2005 11:44 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring embarrassed to the bone laser beams water buffalo

I just needed something to bump with

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3990401)



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Date: October 8th, 2005 11:56 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring embarrassed to the bone laser beams water buffalo

I could get you a toe. Hell, I could get you a toe by three o'clock.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4004863)



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Date: October 9th, 2005 12:04 AM
Author: Coral giraffe

...with nailpolish.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4004920)



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Date: October 9th, 2005 12:03 AM
Author: onyx filthy rehab

Walter, these aren't the guys who built the railroads.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4004915)



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Date: October 9th, 2005 12:06 AM
Author: Coral giraffe

-Does he still write?

-Oh no...he has health problems.

-AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4004935)



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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:28 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring embarrassed to the bone laser beams water buffalo

Saturday, Donny, is shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit don't fucking roll!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156521)



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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:30 AM
Author: onyx filthy rehab

SHOMER SHABBOS!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156524)



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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:31 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring embarrassed to the bone laser beams water buffalo

So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156527)



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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:31 AM
Author: soggy bateful public bath

donnie, you're out of your element.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156525)



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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:32 AM
Author: pearly organic girlfriend hunting ground

don't fuck with the jesus

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156528)



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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:37 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring embarrassed to the bone laser beams water buffalo

8 year-olds did.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156546)



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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:33 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring embarrassed to the bone laser beams water buffalo

Oh, that's Cynthia's dog. I think it's a Pomeranian. I can't leave him home alone or he eats the furniture. I'm watching him while Cynthia and Marty Ackerman are in Hawaii.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156531)



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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:33 AM
Author: soggy bateful public bath

you brought a fucking dog bowling?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156533)



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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:35 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring embarrassed to the bone laser beams water buffalo

What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a fucking beer. He's not taking your fucking turn, Dude.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156537)



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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:37 AM
Author: soggy bateful public bath

if my ex-wife asked me to take care of her fucking dog while she went to honolulu with her boyfriend, i'd tell her to go fuck herself.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156542)



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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:39 AM
Author: pearly organic girlfriend hunting ground

you all know that this exact exchange appears above, right?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156550)



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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:39 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring embarrassed to the bone laser beams water buffalo

shhhhhh

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156553)



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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:45 AM
Author: pearly organic girlfriend hunting ground

so sorry.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156578)



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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:40 AM
Author: soggy bateful public bath

no...FUCK you. (dude in the background: "take the four dollars!")

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156555)



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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:41 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring embarrassed to the bone laser beams water buffalo

Mark it 8, Dude.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156562)



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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:44 AM
Author: onyx filthy rehab

You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pain.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156577)



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Date: October 29th, 2005 1:38 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring embarrassed to the bone laser beams water buffalo

Brandt can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4164474)



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Date: October 29th, 2005 1:47 PM
Author: Electric kitchen personal credit line

It's about drawing a line in the sand, and saying across this line YOU SHALL NOT...and dude, Chinaman is not the prefered nomenclature.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4164518)



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Date: November 1st, 2005 9:17 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring embarrassed to the bone laser beams water buffalo

Thaaat's right, Dude. The beauty of this is its simplicity. If the plan gets too complex something always goes wrong. If there's one thing I learned in Nam--

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4190602)



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Date: November 2nd, 2005 9:26 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring embarrassed to the bone laser beams water buffalo

Darkness warshed over the Dude -- darker'n a black steer's tuchus on a moonless prairie night. There was no bottom.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4198678)



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Date: November 12th, 2005 6:46 PM
Author: Vibrant Field

The DUDE is not in.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4276794)



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Date: November 12th, 2005 6:50 PM
Author: Brilliant incel immigrant

My work has been praised as highly vaginal.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4276821)



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Date: December 9th, 2005 9:42 PM
Author: Vibrant Field

Were you listening to the dude's story?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4513680)



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Date: December 9th, 2005 11:28 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal topaz sneaky criminal range

I am the walrus.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4515012)



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Date: November 9th, 2006 9:40 PM
Author: Disgusting voyeur

It really tied the room together.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960198)



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Date: November 9th, 2006 9:50 PM
Author: Glassy Station Halford

Jackie Treehon treats objects like women, man.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960235)



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Date: November 9th, 2006 9:52 PM
Author: Lake business firm

Have you ever heard of Viet Nam, Larry?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960243)



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Date: November 9th, 2006 10:14 PM
Author: hairraiser orchid generalized bond queen of the night

you mean coitus?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960349)



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Date: November 9th, 2006 10:15 PM
Author: Lake business firm

I was talking about my rug.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960351)



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Date: November 9th, 2006 10:16 PM
Author: soggy bateful public bath

this will not stand, this agression against Kuwait will not stand.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960353)



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Date: November 9th, 2006 10:18 PM
Author: Disgusting voyeur

Your revolution is over, Mr. Lebowski. Condolences. The bums lost. My advice is to do what your parents did; get a job, sir.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960363)



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Date: November 9th, 2006 10:24 PM
Author: Comical Gaming Laptop

My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960391)



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Date: November 9th, 2006 10:26 PM
Author: hairraiser orchid generalized bond queen of the night

haha

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960399)



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Date: November 12th, 2006 2:46 PM
Author: charcoal wonderful sex offender stain

They send us a fucking toe and we're supposed to shit ourselves with fear. Jesus Christ!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6976353)



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Date: December 2nd, 2006 6:00 PM
Author: Vibrant Field

This is the guy who should compensate me for the fucking rug. I mean, his wife goes out and owes money all over town, and they pee on my rug.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#7120424)



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Date: December 2nd, 2006 6:37 PM
Author: onyx filthy rehab

they pee on your fucking rug.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#7120742)