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video of Jonathan Franzen "hooping it up"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N7Duq-rFc&feature=relat...
passionate insanely creepy preventive strike
  02/22/12
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Filthy electric station
  02/22/12
9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously 1...
histrionic autistic jew
  02/22/12
man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd
grizzly senate background story
  02/22/12
cr. the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as th...
histrionic autistic jew
  02/22/12
just threw up in my mouth a lot
Disgusting Well-lubricated Set Chad
  02/22/12
I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get thro...
stirring haunting spot
  02/22/12
rate Franzen's jump shot, bro
histrionic autistic jew
  02/22/12
I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable...
stirring haunting spot
  02/22/12
u jelly
histrionic autistic jew
  02/22/12
did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't c...
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grizzly senate background story
  02/23/12
Thanks for sharing. The picture of the room is astonishing ...
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grizzly senate background story
  02/23/12
that comment was posted by Franzen
passionate insanely creepy preventive strike
  02/23/12
how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bull...
fishy shrine
  01/20/13
HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYIN...
Titillating submissive menage
  02/23/12
franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a h...
grizzly senate background story
  02/23/12
Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have ...
avocado mewling faggotry
  02/23/12
he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not ...
grizzly senate background story
  02/23/12
this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. ...
passionate insanely creepy preventive strike
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grizzly senate background story
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Odious forum
  02/25/12
its crazy how unlikable he is
sepia shaky coldplay fan
  02/25/12
cr
Chestnut electric furnace kitchen
  05/17/12
*writes a book about a basketball player* *cannot even boun...
passionate insanely creepy preventive strike
  02/25/12
U mad Chabon?
Arousing Coffee Pot Temple
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grizzly senate background story
  03/31/12
god fucking damn it
Charismatic mad-dog skullcap
  03/31/12
great american novelist
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aphrodisiac onyx rigor
  10/26/12
goddamn u franzen
passionate insanely creepy preventive strike
  10/26/12
Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him
bateful stag film dingle berry
  11/20/12
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Emerald concupiscible faggot firefighter
  11/20/12
i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himse...
Emerald concupiscible faggot firefighter
  11/20/12
how DOES he see himself?
Titillating submissive menage
  01/13/13
highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for s...
Chestnut electric furnace kitchen
  01/13/13
Really dont like that guy
bateful stag film dingle berry
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grizzly senate background story
  01/20/13
is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front ...
diverse out-of-control sandwich
  01/20/13
At the same time, one strongly senses that the descriptions ...
Awkward adventurous resort
  02/12/13
BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! C'mon guys let's drown h...
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charcoal insane crackhouse
  02/24/17
lmao, forgot how funny this video is
Arousing Coffee Pot Temple
  02/24/17
lol wtf get off the court son
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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:13 PM
Author: passionate insanely creepy preventive strike

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N7Duq-rFc&feature=related

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:14 PM
Author: Filthy electric station



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:58 PM
Author: histrionic autistic jew

9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously

11:50 -- Franzen still dribbling his basketball down the streets of Manhattan

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:59 PM
Author: grizzly senate background story

man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#20032173)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: histrionic autistic jew

cr.

the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as the interview goes on. Franzen refuses to make eye contact with her. she stares quizically during his meandering disquisitions with an expression that seems to ask "who is this jackass?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#20032225)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:03 PM
Author: Disgusting Well-lubricated Set Chad

just threw up in my mouth a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#20032199)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:04 PM
Author: stirring haunting spot

I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get through his latest book. Just not that interesting.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#20032208)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: histrionic autistic jew

rate Franzen's jump shot, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#20032229)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:06 PM
Author: stirring haunting spot

I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#20032239)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: histrionic autistic jew

u jelly

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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:30 PM
Author: supple lavender antidepressant drug cuckoldry

did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't checked out either of those



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#29374094)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 5:32 AM
Author: grizzly senate background story



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 7:05 AM
Author: Vivacious scarlet mad cow disease organic girlfriend

Thanks for sharing.

The picture of the room is astonishing but it really explains, no words needed, the depths Franzen is reaching in his books. I also I like his ability to dwell in the present moment (especially dialogues between characters but other situations too) - I think those are the most attractive and "alive" parts in a book - and this room seems to give him the absolute silence - in every sense - to listen patiently to those frail moments and write them so perceptively.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#20033789)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 6:21 PM
Author: grizzly senate background story



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:52 PM
Author: passionate insanely creepy preventive strike

that comment was posted by Franzen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#20039402)



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: fishy shrine

how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bullet immediately after is a mystery to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#22466908)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:55 PM
Author: Titillating submissive menage

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYING A JOKE ON US.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#20039431)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:02 PM
Author: grizzly senate background story

franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a hard time believing it with a jump shot like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#20039501)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:07 PM
Author: avocado mewling faggotry

Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have killed any attraction a girl might have had for him and all respect from bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#20039555)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:08 PM
Author: grizzly senate background story

he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not kidding

i'm no athlete but i can shoot a basketball without looking like an alien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#20039565)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:13 PM
Author: passionate insanely creepy preventive strike

this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. in this video he trashes his ex-wife, basically saying that they divorced because she was jealous of his writing ability. lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#20039620)



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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:56 AM
Author: grizzly senate background story



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:02 AM
Author: Odious forum



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:21 AM
Author: sepia shaky coldplay fan

its crazy how unlikable he is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#20048894)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: Chestnut electric furnace kitchen

cr

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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:23 AM
Author: passionate insanely creepy preventive strike

*writes a book about a basketball player*

*cannot even bounce a basketball*

*is Franzen*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#20048906)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:26 PM
Author: Arousing Coffee Pot Temple

U mad Chabon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#22624435)



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Date: March 31st, 2012 3:47 AM
Author: grizzly senate background story



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Date: March 31st, 2012 5:19 AM
Author: Charismatic mad-dog skullcap

god fucking damn it

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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: grizzly senate background story

great american novelist

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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: aphrodisiac onyx rigor



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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:41 AM
Author: passionate insanely creepy preventive strike

goddamn u franzen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#21889667)



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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:44 PM
Author: bateful stag film dingle berry

Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#22086662)



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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: Emerald concupiscible faggot firefighter



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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:49 PM
Author: Emerald concupiscible faggot firefighter

i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himself. i hate his books, but i'm fascinated by him psychologically.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#22086688)



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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:49 PM
Author: Titillating submissive menage

how DOES he see himself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#22425626)



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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:51 PM
Author: Chestnut electric furnace kitchen

highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for seattle/SF/brooklyn latte \-sippers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#22425633)



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Date: January 19th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: bateful stag film dingle berry

Really dont like that guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#22465673)



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:11 AM
Author: grizzly senate background story



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:54 AM
Author: diverse out-of-control sandwich

is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front of me, but i was thinking about this recently.

in The Corrections there is a strange group of passages where the narrator seems to ridicule the work of the woman who grows fresh vegetable gardens w/ inner-city black kids. he basically says: "these kids are too fucking stupid to appreciate middle class values, and this person doesn't realize the futility of her work." then he turns her into one of the most pathetic, debased characters in modern fiction, whose downfall it is suggested is brought about by her essential naivete (referring back to her judgment re: the inner city kids).

then in Freedom, there is the protagonist's father, Ray, a wealthy lawyer who defends indigent minorities. he is portrayed as massively condescending and hateful towards his clients - though at the same time explaining to his daughter that they are innocent victims of the system. his minority clients are characterized as buffoons, whom Ray, the prosecutor, and the Judge (all white) cannot help joining together to laugh at in one scene. confusingly, the novel uses, for this character's final redemption, the image of dozens of these black people and their families, heads bowed, filing silently and reverently into the *BACK* (the symbolism) of the church at his funeral - like they are straight out of To Kill a Mockingbird.

the elite east coast lawyer is glorified and the blacks are kept firmly in their place, as objects of charity that is an instrument for self-aggrandizement of the white elites.

his portrayal of the Indian girl in Freedom has also been called racist, for being so laughably 1-dimensional.

these are the only minorities in any of his books.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#22466947)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:38 PM
Author: Awkward adventurous resort

At the same time, one strongly senses that the descriptions of the Indian girl in Freedom are Franzen just transcribing one of his own obsessive imperialist pedo-crushes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#22624538)



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Date: January 31st, 2013 8:44 PM
Author: Chestnut electric furnace kitchen

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

C'mon guys let's drown him out

BOOOOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#22544225)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:13 PM
Author: bateful stag film dingle berry



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Date: November 18th, 2014 7:31 AM
Author: Chocolate native



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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal brilliant rehab



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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: charcoal insane crackhouse



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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:37 AM
Author: Arousing Coffee Pot Temple

lmao, forgot how funny this video is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#32690634)



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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: Cerebral Flatulent Lodge Foreskin

lol wtf get off the court son

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2#32690677)



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Date: December 7th, 2021 8:08 PM
Author: charcoal insane crackhouse



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Date: June 22nd, 2024 9:46 PM
Author: motley white location



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Judas Jones



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