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Gentlemen of the Jury: The best friend a man has in this wor...
Vigorous Hell Faggotry
  07/21/12
No one should vote for Greg Abbott.
turquoise balding pistol
  08/18/13
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SEPTIC NIGGER QUEER!
Filthy charismatic theater stage rigor
  08/18/13
Easy, chief.
vibrant gas station
  08/18/13
I GOT MY JURIST DOCTORATE FROM VANDERBILT. WHICH TTT DID YOU...
Filthy charismatic theater stage rigor
  08/18/13
...
stirring mahogany gaming laptop brethren
  08/19/13
greg abbott is my dad
Hyperventilating rose abode
  08/19/13
greg abbott is also my dad. my mother is a nigger and a pro...
Histrionic out-of-control feces
  08/19/13
Wow. 180^180. I am reciting this at my dog's memorial next w...
Adamo Tuti
  07/21/12
i teared.
chestnut dashing sanctuary striped hyena
  07/21/12
jfc, nay... JFC!
Buck-toothed Resort Codepig
  07/21/12
To be fair, But they're also pretty tasty bro
Pale Sickened Institution Sex Offender
  07/21/12
In life, in death, and on the grill, they never let us down.
massive plaza incel
  07/22/12
...
boyish home rigpig
  01/22/14
morning bump for my fellow puppyd00d loving poasters
Adamo Tuti
  12/21/12
...
Hairraiser bistre theatre personal credit line
  12/21/12
ITT: White people who love their dogs too much.
Magenta background story kitty
  12/21/12
WTF
Contagious cream keepsake machete base
  12/21/12
120
overrated cuck
  12/21/12
Puppyd00ds are not a racial issue. 120
drab generalized bond national security agency
  12/21/12
120
tripping fighting space
  02/25/17
CAF
Hot Cuckold Location
  12/21/12
This dude wrote that: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George...
Pungent Address Kitty Cat
  12/21/12
180
big light school cafeteria useless brakes
  12/21/12
http://i.imgur.com/p0tsx.jpg
Well-lubricated curious field
  12/21/12
...
big light school cafeteria useless brakes
  12/21/12
...
propecia mathematica
  02/25/17
I seriously teared up reading that. I love my puppydood...
overrated cuck
  12/21/12
...
Contagious cream keepsake machete base
  12/21/12
Fuck I just gave my dog a huge hug. 180
exhilarant hilarious theater ratface
  12/21/12
...
Contagious cream keepsake machete base
  12/21/12
Nothing to see here!
vibrant gas station
  08/18/13
...
vibrant gas station
  08/18/13
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
Filthy charismatic theater stage rigor
  08/18/13
Is Greg Abbott a racist?
turquoise balding pistol
  08/18/13
...
lascivious milk
  08/18/13
...
lascivious milk
  08/18/13
On a related note, anyone really angry about the wolf in Dan...
Peach House-broken Friendly Grandma
  08/18/13
...
turquoise balding pistol
  08/19/13
...
lascivious milk
  08/19/13
...
boyish home rigpig
  01/22/14
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boyish home rigpig
  02/25/17
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irradiated stock car
  02/25/17
niggertits
Electric Immigrant
  12/05/18
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French sepia locale trust fund
  03/18/19
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Razzle affirmative action
  08/01/20
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Historical American
  11/04/26


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Date: July 21st, 2012 11:21 PM
Author: Vigorous Hell Faggotry

Gentlemen of the Jury: The best friend a man has in this world may turn against him and become his enemy. His son or daughter that he has reared with loving care may prove ungrateful. Those who are nearest and dearest to us, those whom we trust with our happiness and our good name, may become traitors to their faith. The money that a man has he may lose. It flies away from him, perhaps when he needs it most. A man's reputation may be sacrificed in a moment of ill-considered action. The people who are prone to fall on their knees to do us honor when success is with us may be the first to throw the stone of malice when failure settles its cloud upon our heads. The one absolutely unselfish friend that a man can have in this selfish world, the one that never deserts him, the one that never proves ungrateful or treacherous, is his dog. Gentlemen of the jury, a man's dog stands by him in prosperity and in poverty, in health and in sickness. He will sleep on the cold ground, where the wintry winds blow and the snow drives fierce, if only he may be near his master's side. He will kiss the hand that has no food to offer; he will lick the wounds and sores that come in encounter with the roughness of the world. He guards the sleep of his pauper master as if he were a prince. When all other friends desert he remains. When all riches take wings and reputation falls to pieces, he is as constant in his love as the sun in its journey through the heavens. If fortune drives the master forth an outcast in the world, friendless and homeless, the faithful dog asks no higher privilege than that of accompanying to guard against danger, to fight against his enemies, and when the last scene of all comes, and death takes the master in his embrace and his body is laid away in the cold ground, no matter if all other friends pursue their way, there by his graveside will the noble dog be found, his head between his paws, his eyes sad but open in alert watchfulness, faithful and true even in death.

1943–44 Official Manual, State of Missouri 1129.

Truly, we have no finer friend than the dog.

See Miller v. Clark County, 340 F.3d 959 (9th Cir. 2003).

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#21143228)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:30 PM
Author: turquoise balding pistol

No one should vote for Greg Abbott.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868099)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:33 PM
Author: Filthy charismatic theater stage rigor

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SEPTIC NIGGER QUEER!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868125)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:34 PM
Author: vibrant gas station

Easy, chief.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868146)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:36 PM
Author: Filthy charismatic theater stage rigor

I GOT MY JURIST DOCTORATE FROM VANDERBILT. WHICH TTT DID YOU ATTEND, YOU NIGGER PROLE?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868173)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 9:56 AM
Author: stirring mahogany gaming laptop brethren



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23869795)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 9:53 AM
Author: Hyperventilating rose abode

greg abbott is my dad

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23869785)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 9:56 AM
Author: Histrionic out-of-control feces

greg abbott is also my dad. my mother is a nigger and a prostitute.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23869793)



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Date: July 21st, 2012 11:41 PM
Author: Adamo Tuti (nyc don)

Wow. 180^180. I am reciting this at my dog's memorial next week. TYVMFT

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#21143354)



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Date: July 21st, 2012 11:42 PM
Author: chestnut dashing sanctuary striped hyena

i teared.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#21143369)



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Date: July 21st, 2012 11:44 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Resort Codepig

jfc, nay...

JFC!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#21143379)



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Date: July 21st, 2012 11:44 PM
Author: Pale Sickened Institution Sex Offender

To be fair,

But they're also pretty tasty bro

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#21143381)



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Date: July 22nd, 2012 1:14 AM
Author: massive plaza incel

In life, in death, and on the grill, they never let us down.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#21144116)



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Date: January 22nd, 2014 1:14 AM
Author: boyish home rigpig



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#24876505)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 9:04 AM
Author: Adamo Tuti (nyc don)

morning bump for my fellow puppyd00d loving poasters

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291066)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 9:21 AM
Author: Hairraiser bistre theatre personal credit line



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291076)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 11:31 AM
Author: Magenta background story kitty

ITT: White people who love their dogs too much.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291428)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 11:54 AM
Author: Contagious cream keepsake machete base

WTF

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291504)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 2:09 PM
Author: overrated cuck

120

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291962)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 2:13 PM
Author: drab generalized bond national security agency

Puppyd00ds are not a racial issue.

120

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291975)



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Date: February 25th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: tripping fighting space

120

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#32699364)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 11:36 AM
Author: Hot Cuckold Location

CAF

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291446)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 11:54 AM
Author: Pungent Address Kitty Cat

This dude wrote that:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Graham_Vest

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291503)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 11:56 AM
Author: big light school cafeteria useless brakes

180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291511)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 11:58 AM
Author: Well-lubricated curious field

http://i.imgur.com/p0tsx.jpg

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291520)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 12:11 PM
Author: big light school cafeteria useless brakes



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291562)



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Date: February 25th, 2017 4:44 PM
Author: propecia mathematica (uspo)



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#32699211)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 12:00 PM
Author: overrated cuck

I seriously teared up reading that. I love my puppydood...

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291531)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 12:05 PM
Author: Contagious cream keepsake machete base



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291545)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 12:09 PM
Author: exhilarant hilarious theater ratface

Fuck I just gave my dog a huge hug. 180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291556)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 12:11 PM
Author: Contagious cream keepsake machete base



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291567)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 4:18 PM
Author: vibrant gas station

Nothing to see here!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23865089)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:28 PM
Author: vibrant gas station



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868066)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:31 PM
Author: Filthy charismatic theater stage rigor

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868117)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:32 PM
Author: turquoise balding pistol

Is Greg Abbott a racist?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868120)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:37 PM
Author: lascivious milk



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868187)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:39 PM
Author: lascivious milk



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868204)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:41 PM
Author: Peach House-broken Friendly Grandma

On a related note, anyone really angry about the wolf in Dances with Wolves?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868222)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 8:28 AM
Author: turquoise balding pistol



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23869656)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 6:45 PM
Author: lascivious milk



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23872640)



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Date: January 22nd, 2014 1:10 AM
Author: boyish home rigpig



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#24876489)



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Date: February 25th, 2017 7:07 AM
Author: boyish home rigpig



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#32696771)



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Date: February 25th, 2017 4:39 PM
Author: irradiated stock car



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#32699190)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 2:55 PM
Author: Electric Immigrant

niggertits

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#37355205)



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Date: March 18th, 2019 10:32 AM
Author: French sepia locale trust fund



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#37949416)



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Date: August 1st, 2020 3:35 PM
Author: Razzle affirmative action



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#40692497)



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Date: November 4th, 2026 9:10 PM
Author: Historical American



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#50233239)