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Tips on giving a chick an enjoyable wine enema
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Date: July 26th, 2012 8:10 PM Author: Aromatic useless chapel -start with a regular warm-water enema to flush her out first. this should be obvious, but a lot of people jump right to the alcohol.
-limit the initial dose to two shots of wine or less. especially with women; that stuff will absorb quickly and hit them hard.
-don't pour in straight wine - dilute it heavily to prevent any stinging/burning associated with the alcohol content. 15% is enough to cause discomfort; reduce it with water to 5% or less. make sure the water is fairly warm, but not hot.
-let it absorb for 15 minutes or so after administration. massage her lower abdomen a bit to prevent cramping.
-have her lay on her left side during the administration, then flat on her back after a few minutes.
that's how you do it. it's pretty simple. have fun. |
Date: July 26th, 2012 8:13 PM Author: Shimmering Sound Barrier Range What if I want to do this to myself, am a little experienced with enemas, and am an alcoholic?
I want to do this sometime and jump right in. |
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Date: July 26th, 2012 8:14 PM Author: Aromatic useless chapel i don't know, bro - that sounds kinda gay. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21185151) |
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Date: July 26th, 2012 8:21 PM Author: Shimmering Sound Barrier Range I'll think about J. when I'm doing it.
Less gay? |
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Date: July 26th, 2012 8:26 PM Author: Aromatic useless chapel i think the main problem with autoenema alcohol ingestion is that it's too easy to get too drunk. it's actually a suicide method in large quantities. that's the reason you're supposed to supervise your GF while administering the wine, and restrict her overall consumption.
but if you are also drunk, then discretion erodes, and you might end up going too far, either on yourself or others. |
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Date: July 26th, 2012 8:31 PM Author: Shimmering Sound Barrier Range Hmm.
I think I'll stick to water enemas and thumbing my prostate. |
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Date: July 26th, 2012 9:00 PM Author: Aromatic useless chapel i mean, you could TRY anything, but the results may be unpredictable if you happen to lack self-control when somewhat intoxicated. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21185428) |
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Date: July 26th, 2012 9:03 PM Author: Shimmering Sound Barrier Range Yeah.
I'm not a real alcoholic, I just happen to lack self-control when somewhat intoxicated. |
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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:22 AM Author: Violet dragon (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21378154) |
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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:25 AM Author: Aromatic useless chapel well, just take it easy to begin with and go from there. mix a few shots of wine with water, administer, wait 15-20 minutes, see how it goes. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21378166) |
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Date: July 26th, 2012 10:55 PM Author: Aromatic useless chapel also - another thing that people surprisingly forget sometimes - lube up the enema tip before shoving it in there. if you don't, the chick will probably get kind of upset. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21186408) |
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Date: July 31st, 2012 12:10 AM Author: Aromatic useless chapel (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21220587) |
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Date: July 31st, 2012 12:40 AM Author: naked stag film (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21220951) |
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Date: July 31st, 2012 12:43 AM Author: Aromatic useless chapel oh, and this is quite important - obviously, the TYPE of wine is more or less irrelevant as long as it is being used in an enema, but avoid cheap wines with added SUGARS. it's not a great idea to dump a bunch of sugar into the lower colon.
so that means:
a jug of cheap wine - fine.
a jug of cheap sangria or wine coolers - no. |
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Date: July 31st, 2012 12:44 AM Author: naked stag film It's funny how I always thought of wine enemas as a thing for women. It's like they were made to take stuff up the ass. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21220986) |
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Date: July 31st, 2012 12:52 AM Author: Aromatic useless chapel they enjoy it. they enjoy being dominated sexually anyway, and this is a fairly interesting way to do it. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21221039) |
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Date: July 31st, 2012 10:22 PM Author: Aromatic useless chapel you may be wondering - where should this actually be done, in my house?
i would suggest just throwing a towel or something on your bed and doing it there. when the enema is finished, she can shuffle off to the bathroom and you can post on this site and discuss your experiences. |
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Date: August 5th, 2012 9:20 PM Author: Aromatic useless chapel it's sunday night. get to it. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21267641) |
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Date: February 10th, 2013 9:26 PM Author: Violet dragon (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22610752) |
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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:28 AM Author: Slimy comical knife Do you sick fucks actually do this? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21269830) |
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Date: August 6th, 2012 8:02 PM Author: Aromatic useless chapel [teetotaling uptight virgin who despises fun things] (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21274722) |
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Date: November 24th, 2012 10:20 PM Author: Buff Property (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22104913) |
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Date: October 12th, 2018 9:51 AM Author: Motley rough-skinned mood (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#37007210) |
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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:29 AM Author: carmine frozen queen of the night (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21269833) |
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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:36 AM Author: laughsome nowag Thanks for reminding me to do an enema on self. Been years, and why have the kit lying around if I am not going to use it? Seems like something to look forward to on a Monday night.
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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:20 AM Author: Violet dragon (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21378139) |
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Date: September 15th, 2012 10:29 PM Author: Aromatic useless chapel if you're going to do this, saturday night is a fine time to start. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21589105) |
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Date: October 5th, 2012 6:33 PM Author: Violet dragon (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21725084) |
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Date: October 5th, 2012 6:35 PM Author: Rose Spot Stain (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21725100) |
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Date: November 9th, 2012 12:59 AM Author: Violet dragon (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22005622) |
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Date: November 9th, 2012 1:13 AM Author: duck-like sienna ticket booth depressive you didnt find anyone willing to do it, so youre doin it to yourself right now, arent you (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22005691) |
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Date: November 9th, 2012 1:19 AM Author: bossy ivory community account I did this to myself without diluting it. Whoops!
That shit burned like a mother fucker. Still did it to my girlfriend, but when she squirmed I knew why. |
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Date: November 9th, 2012 1:20 AM Author: brilliant doctorate heaven how'd you propose the idea to her? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22005733) |
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Date: November 9th, 2012 1:22 AM Author: bossy ivory community account Was domming her and just did it. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22005746) |
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Date: November 9th, 2012 1:24 AM Author: brilliant doctorate heaven you just whipped out the enema kit and everything? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22005763) |
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Date: October 10th, 2018 3:32 PM Author: Chest-beating resort (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#36998894) |
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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:12 AM Author: Aromatic useless chapel good for you, bro. but yeah; water dilution is definitely the way to go if you don't want the girl to feel a bit of a burn back there. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22012376) |
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Date: November 9th, 2012 1:22 AM Author: Fantasy-prone site What's the idea here? To get drunk? Or is it some sexual thing? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22005747) |
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Date: November 11th, 2012 2:44 PM Author: unhinged cuck I think both (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22020097) |
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Date: November 11th, 2012 2:49 PM Author: Exhilarant brunch (guy who doesn't know sensation feelings) (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22020120) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2012 4:00 AM Author: Insecure cocky native Lol such a weird thread
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Date: December 23rd, 2012 9:14 AM Author: up-to-no-good diverse meetinghouse coffee pot if by weird you mean extremely shitty then I agree (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22299370) |
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Date: January 15th, 2013 7:04 PM Author: Aromatic useless chapel (wine enema denialist) (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22440112) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2013 9:13 PM Author: Pungent hairy legs corner has anyone done this yet. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22362555) |
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Date: January 15th, 2013 7:29 PM Author: slate dysfunction You curious babe? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22440254) |
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Date: November 8th, 2014 6:11 AM Author: Internet-worthy Friendly Grandma Gas Station (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#26673371) |
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Date: October 10th, 2018 3:47 PM Author: Emerald Out-of-control New Version Stead Thank you for the tips. I'm planning on trying this on my girl soooooon. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#36998995) |
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Date: October 11th, 2018 2:00 PM Author: bossy ivory community account I even give my clerks wine enemas when we have a tough case to decide. Helps clear the mind. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#37001700) |
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Date: October 12th, 2018 9:49 AM Author: bossy ivory community account (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#37007194) |
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Date: October 12th, 2018 10:31 AM Author: Chest-beating resort (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#37007400) |
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Date: October 12th, 2018 10:36 AM Author: Titillating philosopher-king (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#37007426) |
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Date: March 25th, 2019 7:31 AM Author: lex (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#37985559) |
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Date: March 25th, 2019 7:50 AM Author: French Contagious Candlestick Maker switch out the wine for everclear...don't tell her (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#37985581) |