I wouldn't mind coming back to do some shopping or whatever once in a while, but holy fuck would it suck if I had to live there again after living in Asia.
I was the last person in my family who was still in America full time. If I move back full time, we are basically done with America
I guess if I have children, I might send them to boarding school here if schools in Asia are still fucked up by that time, but I don't think I would come with them or anything . F that breh
Date: September 22nd, 2012 10:04 PM Author: Big selfie
Because it is blatanly obvious you are lying. After you made this retarded claim in another thread I checked with my chinese immigration lawyer bro who confirmed you are full of shit. You also claimed you had "de-facto" dual chinese and US citizenship, which is impossible under chinese law. So again, what kind of visa did you get?
Date: September 22nd, 2012 10:29 PM Author: Big selfie
The second you took US citizenship, you renounced your Chinese citizenship. There are also no super secret visas available to former chinese nationals. So again, what type of visa did you get??
Date: September 22nd, 2012 10:33 PM Author: Big selfie
you are retarded and don't understand there is no such thing as "de-facto" citizenship i.e. citizenship that exists outside of nationality laws. SO AGAIN WHAT KIND OF VISA DID YOU GET???
Date: September 22nd, 2012 10:36 PM Author: Big selfie
So wait, if you are still a chinese citizen (as you are claiming), why do you need a VISA at all? When you applied for a VISA, did you apply as a US national or Chinese national??
Date: September 22nd, 2012 10:47 PM Author: Big selfie
NO you did not answer the question. WHen you applied for a visa was it as a US national or Chinese national? And if you are a chinese national (as you claim) WHY DO YOU NEED A VISA IN THE FIRST PLACE???
Date: September 22nd, 2012 10:51 PM Author: Big selfie
FUCKING LIAR. Under chinese nationality law dual citizenship is forbidden. The act of taking citizenship of another country automatically invalidates your chinese citizenship, there is no administrative procedure, you don't renounce shit. Stop fucking lying and retire immediately.
Date: September 22nd, 2012 11:03 PM Author: Big selfie
You claim you are going to live there, good luck going to a doctor or getting electricity or running water without registering with the local authorities.
You are retarded. All those things are extremely easy to do with either a foreign passport or a Chinese ID. No one gives a fuck about "registration", or even knows what it is.
Date: September 22nd, 2012 11:12 PM Author: Big selfie
You went as A FOREIGNER. Did you not show your US passport when you went to the hospital?? You are now claiming you will be living living in China on a mythical Chinese passport. Good luck showing that mythical Chinese ID card at the hospital and getting treated without being registered.
Date: September 22nd, 2012 11:18 PM Author: Big selfie
See, now you are just making shit up. I know from personal experience you are fucking lying. You might be able to see a shitty GP and pay cash, but good luck living in China long term and trying to get healthcare without being registered. You claim you are going to enjoy the "benefits of chinese citizenship". One of those benefits is highly subsidized health care, and you won't get that if you aren't registered.
Like I said, I paid cash and didnt try to use Yi Bao, since i never tried to getting the card or whatever set up, so this never came up.
You might be right that if I try to set it up, I might run into issues, but I don't really care. It's not like I get sick much and paying cash for health care is still affordable enough in china.
Date: September 22nd, 2012 11:10 PM Author: Big selfie
LOL, this schtick doesn't work. You have been outed as an insanely bad liar who can't keep his stories straight ITT. It is so fucking obvious I don't even know why you still post on this board.
Date: September 23rd, 2012 1:37 AM Author: Big selfie
You mean the country you are going to enter on a US passport?? BRO YOU ARE NOT A CHINESE CITIZEN AND THEY WILL KNOW THIS. Stop with this totally shitty flame, you aren't going to Asia and we all know it.
Date: September 23rd, 2012 1:44 AM Author: yapping ruby pit macaca
I'm still unclear on which part you think I'm lying about because I def am goin to Asia and I will have a current Chinese ID and will be viewed as a citizen in 99% of scenarios.
Date: September 23rd, 2012 2:04 AM Author: Big selfie
Why do you keep arguing this point? Citizenship is an all or nothing thing breh. When you took US citizenship you renounced your Chinese citizenship. It doesn't matter if you still have your old Chinese passport.
Date: September 22nd, 2012 11:59 PM Author: Jet-lagged Orchestra Pit
oh uvt, former chinese nationals like myself know that there is no such thing as a special visa for chinese citizens. you either need a visa or you don't.
either way, i wish you luck and hope you stop being so angry once you move there.
Date: September 23rd, 2012 1:13 AM Author: yapping ruby pit macaca
It doesn't matter if you are JJC or not.
Either way, this is not worth debating. There are plenty of foreign nationals living in china permanently in various arrangements, and the more well connected you are, the less you would care about things like visas.
Date: September 23rd, 2012 1:29 AM Author: Big selfie
But bro, on one hand you claim you have applied for a visa with a US passport, but on the other claim you have a Chinese passport, so why the need for a Visa? And it just a fact that China only issues max 1 year visas.
Date: September 23rd, 2012 1:33 AM Author: yapping ruby pit macaca
Because I've been traveling on my US passport. If I use my Chinese passport to go back, I would be missing the departure stamp and that's an obvious issue. So it's easier if I just use my us passport to enter.
There are also ways around this via a third country. But you can figure that out yourself.
Date: September 23rd, 2012 1:43 AM Author: Big selfie
Bro what don't you get? These are ALL THINGS THAT YOU HAVE CLAIMED. All of them are not possible. This has nothing to do with being a "baller". You lied, were caught, now STFU.
Date: September 23rd, 2012 2:06 AM Author: yapping ruby pit macaca
Lmao
You are beyond retarded.
Sorry that your mind got blown lil breh. Hey guess what, I will continue to skirt the law when I see fit and reap the benefits, while you fume in your basement.
Date: September 23rd, 2012 2:07 AM Author: Big selfie
you lied again bro, you can't post without lying. You first claimed a residency visa, now you are linking me to a tourist visa. I'm just gonna leave it at that, you obviously can't accept you have been exposed numerous times as a liar. Good night.
Date: September 23rd, 2012 2:14 AM Author: Harsh walnut abode
They stopped issuing this visa back in like March, at least that is what the consulate told my Chinese friend when he tried to apply for one, had to get a regular tourist visa.
Date: September 23rd, 2012 2:18 AM Author: yapping ruby pit macaca
That was just a polite way of refusing his application for that visa.
If you click on the link for more information, it will take you to a page in Chinese updated on 9/1/12 that it says the denial rate for this visa has increased.
It also notes that even longer term visas up to 3 to 5 years exist but they are not available to the general public.
Date: September 23rd, 2012 2:21 AM Author: Harsh walnut abode
Link to 3 and 5 year visas? According to the law firm in China that handles our immigration work, this visa was no longer being offered as of like April of this year. And I tend to believe them over a lying retard like you UVT.
Date: September 23rd, 2012 2:50 AM Author: Big selfie
Oh, so then WHAT VISA DID YOU GET??? As usual, caught in a lie, so you change the story. You linked to an L visa, then claim you didn't get one?? Tsk tsk tsk Gangnam, liar liar pants on fire.
/THREAD
EDIT: Oh and it's called "Management Consulting" not "loser expat english teacher".
Date: September 23rd, 2012 2:59 AM Author: Big selfie
Wow, just wow. Your psychosis is exceptional. You are a self confessed unemployed asian loser who apparently "STYLES" on everyone. I actually feel smug satisfaction knowing how much better my life is than yours. If ranting/lying obsessively on this board is the only thing that keeps you from weeping in despair at your total failure, then I hope the power goes out soon and you are forced to jump off a very tall building.
Date: September 23rd, 2012 3:08 AM Author: yapping ruby pit macaca
Sure. But unemployment is hardly embarrassing for people who voluntarily do not want to work. I'm sure all the wealthy people are super pissed that they are technically "unemployed".
Date: September 23rd, 2012 3:10 AM Author: Harsh walnut abode
But you are not super wealthy, and you may have willfully left your job, but you aren't willfully unemployed, as evidenced by the many threads where you talk about getting a job in asia with no success. So I agree with the other poster, you are an unemployed loser who megapoasts of xo.
Date: September 23rd, 2012 3:14 AM Author: Harsh walnut abode
And authorization to work in China (which you don't have)
This thread is over bro. You are just a shitty human being who lies uncontrollably on an anonymous message board to make himself feel better. If you wanna keep beating this dead horse, fine, but I'm done here.
Date: September 23rd, 2012 2:39 AM Author: Harsh walnut abode
Interesting. So let me get this straight, you are going to enter China on a US Passport and live there on a tourist visa? You also claim you have a Chinese passport, but seeing as how you aren't a chinese citizen, how is this possible? What are you going to do for money in China? From experience, the only jobs you can get with no papers is being an english tutor or domestic servant.
Date: September 23rd, 2012 2:47 AM Author: Harsh walnut abode
Not answering because you can't think your way out of this one? I think we can all agree you are a liar who isn't going to Asia. I look forward to gaping you in another UVT back to Asia thread in a couple of months. I hope it isn't too musty in the basement there.
Date: September 23rd, 2012 3:05 AM Author: yapping ruby pit macaca
Not huge secrets, but it's clear that I know more about these things than anyone else on the board, and this is info that I don't wish to share since it involves taking advantage of some systematic loopholes and legal grey areas.
Date: September 23rd, 2012 3:07 AM Author: Harsh walnut abode
This flame has been extinguished since you talked about all this shit in previous posts and threads. You act as if I can't read. Everything you have claimed has been shown to be horseshit by several posters. I'm done here, but by all means, continue to post about how you are styling on me from the unemployment office.