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My mom refuses to give me back my butt plugs

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all o...
slimy bateful juggernaut principal's office
  08/18/13
Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say?...
180 dun crotch ape
  08/18/13
No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually whe...
slimy bateful juggernaut principal's office
  08/18/13
Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion ...
180 dun crotch ape
  08/18/13
She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring t...
slimy bateful juggernaut principal's office
  08/18/13
Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated ...
180 dun crotch ape
  08/18/13
She took: -three butt plugs -bondage tape -nipple c...
slimy bateful juggernaut principal's office
  08/18/13
What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she ta...
180 dun crotch ape
  08/18/13
6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.
slimy bateful juggernaut principal's office
  08/18/13
Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a ...
180 dun crotch ape
  08/18/13
She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American...
slimy bateful juggernaut principal's office
  08/18/13
i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not ...
khaki public bath windowlicker
  08/18/13
She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.
slimy bateful juggernaut principal's office
  08/18/13
k
khaki public bath windowlicker
  08/18/13
but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?
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  08/18/13
Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issu...
slimy bateful juggernaut principal's office
  08/18/13
180000000000
Idiotic Red Gaming Laptop Haunted Graveyard
  08/18/13
She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.
slimy bateful juggernaut principal's office
  08/18/13
what is a butt plug
Amber menage
  08/18/13
Ask her how she knew what they were.
Soul-stirring internal respiration location
  08/18/13
She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took the...
slimy bateful juggernaut principal's office
  08/18/13
DESCRIBE how you confronted her
Soul-stirring internal respiration location
  08/18/13
I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our s...
slimy bateful juggernaut principal's office
  08/18/13
180
Soul-stirring internal respiration location
  08/18/13
What did she say back?
180 dun crotch ape
  08/18/13
She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't e...
slimy bateful juggernaut principal's office
  08/18/13
Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking ...
180 dun crotch ape
  08/18/13
No. My dad did once.
slimy bateful juggernaut principal's office
  08/18/13
EXPLAIN
180 dun crotch ape
  08/18/13
I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and ...
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  08/18/13
Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissw...
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  08/18/13
180 will do.
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slimy bateful juggernaut principal's office
  08/18/13
ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collect...
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She was pet sitting. Bigloler.
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Some great reasons to never have kids itt.
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  08/18/13
180 thread
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Steal them back.
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UPDATE?
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  10/22/13
We got new butt plugs.
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  08/23/15
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  08/23/15
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  08/23/15
ugh dude ur living the life condoms?
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  08/23/15
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  08/23/15
do u nut in the other girls or pull out
charismatic crawly box office
  08/23/15
jelly as fuck my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(
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yolo bro
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My mom took one of my vibrators :(
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: slimy bateful juggernaut principal's office

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all our sex toys. She apparently went through that side of the bedroom and took several things she disapproved of. I asked her where our butt plugs were and she took such offense she hung up on me. I made her angry when I said that she didn't even know if they were for me or my wife.

Lol, I really doubt we're getting these butt plugs back (two for wife, one for me).

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867185)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: 180 dun crotch ape

Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say? Do you think mommy is plugging right now?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867221)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: slimy bateful juggernaut principal's office

No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually when we are engaged in some bdsm and playing with each other. Wife and I both like to be tied up and used by the other.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867231)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: 180 dun crotch ape

Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion of your mother playing with your assplugs?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867289)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: slimy bateful juggernaut principal's office

She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring them back."

I'm pretty much ready to let those plugs walk. We use plugs on everyone.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867301)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: 180 dun crotch ape

Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated other items?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867380)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: slimy bateful juggernaut principal's office

She took:

-three butt plugs

-bondage tape

-nipple clamps

-ball gag

She left:

-rope

-two vibrators

-blindfold

Wife and I have other sexual partners and both love anal penetration.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867419)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: 180 dun crotch ape

What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she take the BBC?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867454)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: slimy bateful juggernaut principal's office

6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867458)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: 180 dun crotch ape

Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a deviant. Does she STILL take that BBC? Also, what's her race.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867520)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: slimy bateful juggernaut principal's office

She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867537)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: khaki public bath windowlicker

i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not seem to be in order

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867536)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: slimy bateful juggernaut principal's office

She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867542)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: khaki public bath windowlicker

k

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867545)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 4:54 AM
Author: obsidian floppy tattoo deer antler

but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#42929291)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: lavender slap-happy locale

seriously LOLing at your mom's tacit acceptance of light bondage in this poast.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23869434)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 10:05 PM
Author: Pearl office



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#37185700)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 9:55 PM
Author: translucent coiffed senate



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#37185629)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: Fragrant ticket booth gay wizard



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#50002877)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: Metal hairy legs corner

(millenial problems)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867194)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: lavender slap-happy locale



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23869437)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:33 AM
Author: Soggy Yapping French Chef House



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#26078339)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: spectacular trailer park



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#26243294)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: razzmatazz self-absorbed theatre tank

Holy shit not flame?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867198)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: slimy bateful juggernaut principal's office

Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issue.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867211)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Idiotic Red Gaming Laptop Haunted Graveyard

180000000000

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867237)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:13 PM
Author: slimy bateful juggernaut principal's office

She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867246)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Amber menage

what is a butt plug

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867299)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Soul-stirring internal respiration location

Ask her how she knew what they were.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867309)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: slimy bateful juggernaut principal's office

She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took them.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867317)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Soul-stirring internal respiration location

DESCRIBE how you confronted her

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867386)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: slimy bateful juggernaut principal's office

I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our sex toys" and she was like wtf and I was like where are our butt plugs?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867430)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Soul-stirring internal respiration location

180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867448)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: 180 dun crotch ape

What did she say back?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867449)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: slimy bateful juggernaut principal's office

She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't even know who they are for and she hung up.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867470)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: 180 dun crotch ape

Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking your pissworm as a kid?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867527)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: slimy bateful juggernaut principal's office

No. My dad did once.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867544)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:53 PM
Author: 180 dun crotch ape

EXPLAIN

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867640)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:58 PM
Author: slimy bateful juggernaut principal's office

I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and he was like, "Are you doing something you shouldn't be doing" and I was like, "No, I'm just masturbating" and he was like "Open the door" and I was like "Are you sure" and he was like "Yeah" so I put my pants on and opened the door and was like "What" and he looked at me and was like, "What are you doing?" and I was like "Chilling out and masturbating" and he left.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867718)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: 180 dun crotch ape

Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissworm? What is one fetish you haven't participated in. Did your father ever diddle you?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867767)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: burgundy orchestra pit



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608187)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:01 PM
Author: jag



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608325)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: Pearl office

crying laughing at this

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#37304247)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Curious garnet old irish cottage state



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#39229259)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: crystalline parlour new version

criminally underrated

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#26078314)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Supple hairless step-uncle's house

Did you take out your ear lobe rings and tear down your HOPE poster in protest you degenerate little shitmillenial?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867394)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Soul-stirring internal respiration location

Tell her that if you can't trust her to not go through your shit and steal your butt plugs then how could you ever possibly trust her to watch her future grandchildren.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867420)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: slimy bateful juggernaut principal's office

180 will do.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867432)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:02 PM
Author: marvelous brilliant sneaky criminal meetinghouse



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867758)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: Godawful range coffee pot



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23868898)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:20 PM
Author: lavender slap-happy locale



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: slimy bateful juggernaut principal's office



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608136)



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Date: August 30th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: slimy bateful juggernaut principal's office

She’s watching the grandkids now.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#36716006)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: Heady Judgmental Indirect Expression Site



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#37304249)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Poppy submissive brethren

shes probably nervously drinking wine, crossarmed, staring at them from across the room trying to work up the courage.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867435)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:17 AM
Author: infuriating exciting rigor messiness



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Date: August 21st, 2013 1:55 PM
Author: yellow electric furnace dilemma



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: topaz market



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Big stage

180 thread.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867499)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: Titillating Milky Brunch

probably best thread title of the year

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867683)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:57 PM
Author: grizzly laughsome stock car

180 idea, 160 execution on the flame

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867707)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:59 PM
Author: slimy bateful juggernaut principal's office

Fuck you, not flame bro.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867723)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:18 PM
Author: grizzly laughsome stock car

ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collection?

describe your current lifestyle? (assuming you are not a Treeman pumo)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867950)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:15 AM
Author: slimy bateful juggernaut principal's office

She was pet sitting. Bigloler.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#26078247)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:51 PM
Author: exhilarant impertinent library

Some great reasons to never have kids itt.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867615)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: Titillating Milky Brunch

why did EPAH go pumo doe?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23867673)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:01 PM
Author: khaki public bath windowlicker



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: trip azn quadroon

180 thread

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23868899)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 8:37 PM
Author: infuriating exciting rigor messiness

Steal them back.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#23877794)



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Date: October 22nd, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: Soul-stirring internal respiration location

UPDATE?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#24284373)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:11 AM
Author: slimy bateful juggernaut principal's office

We got new butt plugs.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#26078236)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: crystalline parlour new version

pics? did you spring for an Earl this time? (the Cadillac of gentlemen's plugs)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#26078311)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:33 AM
Author: lavender slap-happy locale



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:34 AM
Author: cerebral son of senegal



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:19 AM
Author: cerebral son of senegal



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Date: August 30th, 2014 3:38 AM
Author: lavender slap-happy locale



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: topaz market

WHAT THE FUCK



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#26243306)



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Date: February 28th, 2015 3:24 AM
Author: slimy bateful juggernaut principal's office

I like that THIS thread bothers you

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#27404806)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Idiotic Red Gaming Laptop Haunted Graveyard



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: Soggy Yapping French Chef House



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Date: December 4th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: slimy bateful juggernaut principal's office



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: hilarious feces

Jesus Christ.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608159)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:23 PM
Author: charismatic crawly box office

any tips on how i can get my gf to be a sexual deviant with me?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608172)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: slimy bateful juggernaut principal's office

Be honest. You'd be surprised. Ask her for her darkest fantasies and no matter what be way into it.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608175)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: charismatic crawly box office

ive broached the topic. i basically tell her that i wanna try everything with her. i think she thinks that means like costumes. i dont think she could even comprehend the fact that i like being penetrated.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608189)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: slimy bateful juggernaut principal's office

Make up some story about how you discovered it as a teenager by accident, but it will make you so hot if she fingers your ass and just make sure you're super clean.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608198)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: charismatic crawly box office

i dunno its more than just getting fingered its more about being someones little bitch. not sure she could deliver :( should i just buy her a strap on for her birthday?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608252)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:46 PM
Author: slimy bateful juggernaut principal's office

Show her the porn you like and give her some choice Dan Savage columns about sissycucks like yourself and the importance of being good giving and game.

Honestly, if that's your thing it's better to find a chick into it than wife someone who is not. The key is to bring it up by the second or third date.

Seriously though most chicks I've dated (alt) are WAY into penetrating their men.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608261)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: charismatic crawly box office

ive told her to read savage repeatedly she says she will but doesnt. i dunno man i really do love her. dont wanna give it all up for some fleeting orgasms...

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608269)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: crimson abusive abode

Liking someone is the worst, it makes it impossible to make rational decisions

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608371)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: charismatic crawly box office

not to mention at this point ive consumed the best years of her life. to cut her loose wuld just be fucking dick

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608376)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: charismatic crawly box office

where do u meet alt girls? like fetlife?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608273)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: slimy bateful juggernaut principal's office

I've been out of the game for a while, but OKCupid and punk rock shows are good starts.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608361)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: charismatic crawly box office

cr

congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife. sounds so hot

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608373)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: crimson abusive abode

ATD.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608205)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: slimy bateful juggernaut principal's office

Nah, I wifed.

Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608207)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: High-end Motley Stag Film Ladyboy

Lmao

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608227)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:03 PM
Author: Dashing smoky regret

you on fetlife bro?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608336)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: slimy bateful juggernaut principal's office

Yeah.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608362)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: charismatic crawly box office

as a couple or individually? are u allowed to play by urself?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608393)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: slimy bateful juggernaut principal's office

You have to be individuals on Fetlife and she's not on there.

We do same room only. More my rule than hers.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608408)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:19 PM
Author: charismatic crawly box office

ugh dude ur living the life

condoms?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608417)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: slimy bateful juggernaut principal's office

of course

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608928)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:49 PM
Author: charismatic crawly box office

do u nut in the other girls or pull out

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28609981)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: Amber menage

jelly as fuck

my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608935)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: slimy bateful juggernaut principal's office

I woke up this morning and licked the shit out of her asshole for about 10 minutes and fingered it while she fingered my taint. Then I made pancakes.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608983)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: Amber menage

yolo bro

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608995)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: hyperactive doobsian parlor sex offender

My mom took one of my vibrators :(

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608989)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: slimy bateful juggernaut principal's office

why just one?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28608993)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: hyperactive doobsian parlor sex offender

She found one in my bed. The rest were in a box which I don't think she found. I don't have the courage to ask about it though

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28609018)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: charismatic crawly box office

hot

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#28609712)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: Out-of-control degenerate spot



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:58 PM
Author: Green chest-beating friendly grandma roast beef

what the fuck is going on in here

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#36142848)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: misanthropic clown center

yeah gonna need an update op

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#36142930)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: faglord



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Date: November 7th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: slimy bateful juggernaut principal's office

We had to buy new ones.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#37184911)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:18 AM
Author: Cerise Candlestick Maker



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: slimy bateful juggernaut principal's office



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:52 AM
Author: Snowy insanely creepy indian lodge

this thread is crazy.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#36143038)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: glittery gas station liquid oxygen

great thread

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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:11 PM
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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: propecia mathematica (πŸ“«)

180 thread

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2#37304252)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: Pearl office



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:49 PM
Author: territorial contagious property goal in life



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:05 AM
Author: faglord



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:14 AM
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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:20 AM
Author: crystalline parlour new version

i've always absolutely loved this thread

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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: slimy bateful juggernaut principal's office



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Date: August 11th, 2021 3:24 AM
Author: Out-of-control degenerate spot



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: Magenta Cruise Ship

180 thread

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