Date: November 11th, 2014 10:29 PM Author: excitant area
Serious advice please.
So I recently got an offer for a senior research associate role at Sanford Bernstein, an elite sellside equity research shop. ER at banks suck because they are a cost center whose sole existence is to funnel money into banking and trading. Bernstein however is different because they only do research, and the caliber of their research is substantively better than banks. Moreover, the people there are smart as hell and I was blown away by the caliber of people (Ex-MBB consultants, STEM Phds from top schools, etc.). The culture is extremely cerebral, unlike banks. Finally, their associates all move to the buyside after a few years.
The con is however twofold. First, the pay is not as nearly as good as the banking offer I am considering. Second, I would be assigned to cover a specific sector, and I would become a specialist. My concern here is that I won't develop broadly transferable modeling and valuation skills that bankers get and that this might hurt me in the long-term.
The deadline for accepting either offer is December 1st.
Date: November 11th, 2014 10:32 PM Author: Talented bronze ape boiling water
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Date: November 11th, 2014 10:48 PM Author: Heady skinny woman
jjc said if he made 10mm/year he'd have the confidence to finally get laid, so if he takes the banking offer, he should get to that level of yearly comp in like 500 years. Almost there Prodigy!
Date: November 11th, 2014 10:47 PM Author: Heady skinny woman
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Date: November 11th, 2014 10:33 PM Author: Henna floppy old irish cottage international law enforcement agency
Bro LAZARD and MOELIS are extremely prestigious and have like .001% acceptance rate to their analyst programs, I think you will be much more set in the long run if you take that offer. ER will limit you long-term much moreso than being an analyst "specialist" will. Virtually all analysts specialize in something.
Date: November 11th, 2014 10:44 PM Author: excitant area
uh, they don't give a fuck. a bunch of my classmates got buyside finance offers (hedge funds such as blue ridge, baupost, lone pine, various tiger cubs, and long only mutual funds such as fidelity, capital group, wellington, t rowe price). these guys laugh at banking.
Date: November 11th, 2014 10:48 PM Author: excitant area
serious? those buyside offers are legit as FUCKKK. i would probably kill multiple people in cold blood to cop an offer from a place like capital group.
Date: November 11th, 2014 10:50 PM Author: Translucent partner mood
asset management seems guy as fuck to me. I like banking and PE because its a lot of finance but also a lot of relationship building and working with people
Date: November 11th, 2014 10:41 PM Author: seedy glittery site
That's what they told you? That's a sales pitch if ever I heard one. They could not function if they pushed out literally every MBA hire after a few years. I'm sure some end up staying. On the other hand, they are probably using a VERY expansive definition of the word buyside to include mutual funds, endowments and other stuff that is lower paying than hedge funds. And of course some people are going to wash out of the business entirely.
I will say, in contrast to some other posters, that you should not automatically choose banking in every circumstance. When I was a naive undergrad, I had a choice between an internship in banking and one in private equity. The mouth breathers in my school's career services office were telling me to do banking, but luckily, a guy from our MBA program who had been assigned to me as a mentor set me straight, and I ended up doing the PE gig. That being said, this doesn't sound like it's worth skipping banking for.
Date: November 11th, 2014 10:45 PM Author: excitant area
jfc. only a moron would tell someone to do banking when they have a PE offer (unless the PE firm was TTT and the banking was top BB). are you still in PE?
Date: November 11th, 2014 10:49 PM Author: excitant area
career services, even at top b-schools, are a joke. they don't know anything specific about industries and firms. i only turned to them for advice on resume and basic interview prep.
Date: November 11th, 2014 10:40 PM Author: Fighting Stag Film Police Squad
If the goal is to work at the buy side, ER research would be better IMO. I have no doubt the research skills would be useful to a HF.
Banking would naturally exit to PE, but I don't hear of many post MBA associates making that leap. It seems mostly analysts move to PE. My impression is post MBA associates don't have as strong modeling skills as the analysts.
Date: November 11th, 2014 10:42 PM Author: excitant area
yup; you hit the nail on the head. from what i gathered, post-mba bankers stay in banking. going from that to the buyside is quite difficult, even from an elite boutique.
Date: November 11th, 2014 10:51 PM Author: Heady skinny woman
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I'm pretty nervous about the day 2 because her hot girlfriends will also be there, and I feel enormous pressure to be "cool." I was super confident towards her, so I can't let my old AFC self show up. However, I'm still excited about the potential opportunities.
Date: November 12th, 2014 12:31 PM Author: at-the-ready mexican
Given the tens of thousands of hours you spend on internet forums, there is almost no chance you have the skills to excel in banking beyond the associate level. You aren't going to be closing deals if you get AMOG'ed by 5'4" white dudes. ER is probably a better fit longterm.