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"As a way to promote a healthier staff in 2015 we will...
idiotic parlour striped hyena
  01/12/15
i rate it delicious
Bateful abode
  01/12/15
lol somebody complained, probably some nocarbfag
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idiotic parlour striped hyena
  01/12/15
is your firm sponsored by Jimmy Dean?
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How on earth could a processed jimmy dean sausage egg sandwi...
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  01/12/15
There is something wrong with this chick.
idiotic parlour striped hyena
  01/12/15
she's talking about the egg white and turkey sausage ones at...
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is she? really? is she?
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idiotic parlour striped hyena
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tbf a bagel is pretty shitty, enjoy your 10am snooze after y...
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We serve Jimmy Dean breakfast sandwiches at the homeless she...
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Not kidding, it's the only time I've ever seen one of those ...
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would you fuck her if no one would know and you were horny, ...
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Honestly, no.
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  01/12/15
I bet she vaccinates the hell out of her kid too. Sheesh.
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XO: where bros who volunteer at homeless shelters in their f...
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Welp, looks like I stirred the pot a bit when I cut and past...
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  01/12/15
Here is her reply to me, sent to all: "As stated you...
idiotic parlour striped hyena
  01/12/15
Is this person an HR drone or your boss? I could not work fo...
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  01/12/15
HR drone
idiotic parlour striped hyena
  01/12/15
soo cr use of "shmear" tho, is she of the tribe?
cracking green field
  01/13/15
She might be half now that you mention it.
idiotic parlour striped hyena
  01/13/15
"your welcome to" You in shitlaw, bro?
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  01/13/15
no way the jews stand for this.
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You are a complete FAGGOT if you don't show up and begin eat...
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unnngh
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that looks fucking disgusting
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you'd have to pay me to eat one of those. but I'd do it for ...
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"If any one does not like these options as always peopl...
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why did she not capitalize Jimmy Dean? Is she a poaster?
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Show up with a dozen bagels, lox, cream cheese, etc. and eat...
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It would be funny if I bring something with less calories th...
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  01/12/15
You can bring 200 calorie donuts
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I am so doing this.
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  01/13/15
Bring donuts
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Translation: I want to eat sausage biscuits for breakfast, ...
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idiotic parlour striped hyena
  01/12/15
TY bro.
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a bagel w/ cream cheese can't be much more than 300 cals, ri...
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Yeah, not sure. Just about every cream cheese option was &qu...
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it can be
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Panera has a particularly helpful page: https://www.paner...
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600-700 bro. Big NYC bagels run 500+ calories alone
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what about "deluxe" kikebagels with lox, creamchee...
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I dunno. My standard breakfast is 2 hard boiled eggs, slice ...
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I'm officially adding "deluxe kikebagel" to my voc...
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lol i just spit out my drink. PLEASE bring the donuts and re...
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PLEASE do this. Please.
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this is hilarious because it sounds pretty fucking real.
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my bro's work used to have a southwestern breakfast day (scr...
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Holy fuck that's retarded, for 2 reasons: 1. Granola has ...
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bro, yogurt is just fine for white people and probably impro...
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100% not flame and I'm bringing a donut to the meeting on fr...
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Will you bring enough for everyone and enthuse about this ne...
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I was just going to bring one and rub it in everyone's face ...
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bagels are stupid ebcause they are like 80 grams of shitcarb...
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Bring another brand of sausage biscuits, enough to share, an...
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how fat is this dumb woman?
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S C R A P E S C R A P E
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Turns spoon upside down, sucks it like a cock, moar SCRAPE S...
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UPDATE: She is all offended now and just emailed this to me,...
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Bravo 180 flame
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Not flame, bro. This is 100% real.
idiotic parlour striped hyena
  01/13/15
again, I ask: how fat is this woman?
Impertinent high-end school
  01/13/15
Obese, but I wouldn't say morbidly. Very close.
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  01/13/15
...yeah, I really don't know why I even bothered to ask. ...
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Yes, everyone is loling at her behind her back. One associat...
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Just say you fully support a move towards healthier eating, ...
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  01/14/15
Agreed with the idea of bringing in boxes of bagels or even ...
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man this sounds like it could've been my old firm
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I'm so excited for tomorrow.
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  01/15/15
She was really personally offended lol. I don't have the hea...
idiotic parlour striped hyena
  01/15/15
My boss was acting weird all day and I started getting paran...
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At least she didn't try to claim that it was healthy for som...
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UPDATE: I couldn't stay for the meeting because I had court ...
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  01/16/15
We had bagels today for the first time since the email. The ...
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  03/27/15
lol, I'm picturing the conference room in TNG with Captain P...
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Lilac Bull Headed Stage
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LOL
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  04/06/15
This is fucking hilarious but tbh those jimmy dean things ar...
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  04/07/15
Breakfast is 120 flame.
titillating temple
  03/27/15
It sounds like an attempt to save money by making a Costco t...
twinkling brunch windowlicker
  03/27/15
*arduously places 2 cubes of butter on bagel* (basket of ...
laughsome zombie-like location skinny woman
  04/06/15
will this person be at the meeting?
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  09/01/15
Yes.
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  09/04/15
Update: will be bagels tomorrow, but will be in court so wil...
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Date: January 12th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: idiotic parlour striped hyena

"As a way to promote a healthier staff in 2015 we will no longer be having bagels at our admin meetings on Friday. We are going to do our best to provide you with healthier options starting with Greek yogurt this Friday and cereal to put with it. Other options are some jimmy dean breakfast sandwiches that are 250 calories per sandwich. These things are already taken care of so no one needs to go out and buy them on Friday and we will NOT be having bagels this Friday and each Friday going forward.

It’s our goal to help everyone with their goals to be healthier!!

If any one does not like these options as always people are welcome to bring and eat whatever they would like."



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104110)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 4:59 PM
Author: Bateful abode

i rate it delicious

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104113)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 4:59 PM
Author: chartreuse racy pervert karate

lol somebody complained, probably some nocarbfag

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104115)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:02 PM
Author: idiotic parlour striped hyena



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104132)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:00 PM
Author: cracking green field

is your firm sponsored by Jimmy Dean?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104117)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:00 PM
Author: Bateful abode

titcq

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104120)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 10:28 AM
Author: Puce Greedy Home Chad



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:02 PM
Author: bearded trailer park



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27109789)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:01 PM
Author: Provocative Station

How on earth could a processed jimmy dean sausage egg sandwich be healthier than a bagel. Just LOL at equating calories as unhealthy.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104124)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:03 PM
Author: idiotic parlour striped hyena

There is something wrong with this chick.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104137)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:39 PM
Author: At-the-ready cruel-hearted shrine

she's talking about the egg white and turkey sausage ones at costco.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104709)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:42 PM
Author: Pale Hyperactive International Law Enforcement Agency

is she? really? is she?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104733)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:44 PM
Author: idiotic parlour striped hyena



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104748)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:14 PM
Author: Exciting sanctuary

tbf a bagel is pretty shitty, enjoy your 10am snooze after you carbcrash you SHMEERpig

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27109838)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 11:28 PM
Author: Heady Weed Whacker



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27126019)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:01 PM
Author: Mustard Casino

We serve Jimmy Dean breakfast sandwiches at the homeless shelter. Things are disgusting, but the homeless bros love them.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104127)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:03 PM
Author: idiotic parlour striped hyena

lol

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104139)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:04 PM
Author: Mustard Casino

Not kidding, it's the only time I've ever seen one of those things. They have like 400 ingredients listed.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104145)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:12 PM
Author: idiotic parlour striped hyena



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104188)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:48 PM
Author: Pale Hyperactive International Law Enforcement Agency

would you fuck her if no one would know and you were horny, yes or no

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104765)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:51 PM
Author: idiotic parlour striped hyena

Honestly, no.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104781)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 7:08 PM
Author: filthy area

I bet she vaccinates the hell out of her kid too. Sheesh.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104854)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:04 PM
Author: Talented love of her life deer antler



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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: Anal property mediation



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:43 PM
Author: 180 messiness candlestick maker



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104737)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 10:24 AM
Author: floppy vermilion locale

lol

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27108807)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 7:56 PM
Author: arousing house

XO: where bros who volunteer at homeless shelters in their free time come after to nigger thread.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27111597)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 11:28 PM
Author: Heady Weed Whacker



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:19 PM
Author: idiotic parlour striped hyena

Welp, looks like I stirred the pot a bit when I cut and pasted the ingredients and nutritional info, replied to all, and asked whether we were really taking the position that these things are "healthier" than bagels.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104586)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:26 PM
Author: idiotic parlour striped hyena

Here is her reply to me, sent to all:

"As stated your welcome to bring your own stuff but also as stated what has been bought is 250 calories and the Greek yogurt bought is 80 calories so yes the stance is that it IS healthier than the bagels with shmear we have been getting on Fridays!" [sic]

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104623)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:27 PM
Author: Offensive Sapphire Parlor

Is this person an HR drone or your boss? I could not work for someone this retarded.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104630)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:34 PM
Author: idiotic parlour striped hyena

HR drone

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104674)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:20 PM
Author: cracking green field

soo cr use of "shmear" tho, is she of the tribe?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27109350)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: idiotic parlour striped hyena

She might be half now that you mention it.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27109368)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:05 PM
Author: bearded trailer park

"your welcome to"

You in shitlaw, bro?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27109803)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:44 PM
Author: cordovan electric furnace



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:47 PM
Author: idiotic parlour striped hyena

ofs

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27110000)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:21 PM
Author: Sick Liquid Oxygen

no way the jews stand for this.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104592)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:23 PM
Author: Rebellious tripping stage boistinker

You are a complete FAGGOT if you don't show up and begin eating AT LEAST one of these every friday

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-osrhU6lbc28/VEkX24ilkFI/AAAAAAAAhA4/8kA2eUwlW68/s1600/Carls-Jr-Hardees-Double-Loaded-Omelet-Biscuit.jpg

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104608)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:42 PM
Author: Pale Hyperactive International Law Enforcement Agency

unnngh

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104736)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 7:29 PM
Author: 180 messiness candlestick maker

that looks fucking disgusting

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104967)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 4:08 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Flesh Garrison Blood Rage

cot DAYUM

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27108219)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 5:05 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle coffee pot indian lodge

you'd have to pay me to eat one of those. but I'd do it for 5 bucks.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27108268)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:26 PM
Author: Doobsian bat shit crazy spot death wish

"If any one does not like these options as always people are welcome to bring and eat whatever they would like."

I like how they have to go out of their way to tell law drones this part.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104620)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:28 PM
Author: Aggressive Passionate Codepig

lol, carbmos

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104632)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:37 PM
Author: Avocado den fat ankles



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27109413)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:28 PM
Author: trip plaza legend

why did she not capitalize Jimmy Dean? Is she a poaster?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104633)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:37 PM
Author: Ocher regret

Show up with a dozen bagels, lox, cream cheese, etc. and eat all of them.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104698)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:41 PM
Author: idiotic parlour striped hyena

It would be funny if I bring something with less calories that is even less healthy than the jimmy dean.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104729)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:44 PM
Author: ultramarine arrogant sneaky criminal pit

You can bring 200 calorie donuts

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104745)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:44 PM
Author: idiotic parlour striped hyena

I am so doing this.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104747)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 10:22 AM
Author: Ocher regret



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27108798)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:41 PM
Author: ultramarine arrogant sneaky criminal pit

Bring donuts

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104727)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:47 PM
Author: Stirring Salmon Center Laser Beams

Translation: I want to eat sausage biscuits for breakfast, so I am going to pretend they are healthy.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104764)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:49 PM
Author: idiotic parlour striped hyena



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104768)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:51 PM
Author: Stirring Salmon Center Laser Beams

TY bro.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104778)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 7:25 PM
Author: Silver Menage

a bagel w/ cream cheese can't be much more than 300 cals, right?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104946)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 7:28 PM
Author: idiotic parlour striped hyena

Yeah, not sure. Just about every cream cheese option was "lite", too.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104964)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 5:05 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle coffee pot indian lodge

it can be

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27108267)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:12 PM
Author: Aquamarine corn cake tanning salon

Panera has a particularly helpful page:

https://www.panerabread.com/en-us/menu-categories/bagels-and-spreads.html

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27109832)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:42 PM
Author: Appetizing corner

600-700 bro. Big NYC bagels run 500+ calories alone

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27109965)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:48 PM
Author: cordovan electric furnace

what about "deluxe" kikebagels with lox, creamcheese, etc.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27110003)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: Appetizing corner

I dunno. My standard breakfast is 2 hard boiled eggs, slice of toast with almond butter and coffee. Tons more nutrients and protein than a bagel with 250 fewer calories. Bagels are kind of TTT except got especial occasions or brunch and then it is ok to get cream cheese, smoked salmon etc

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27110014)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 3:01 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Flesh Garrison Blood Rage

I'm officially adding "deluxe kikebagel" to my vocabulary

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27110045)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 3:47 AM
Author: Thirsty crackhouse quadroon

lol i just spit out my drink. PLEASE bring the donuts and report back.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27108154)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 3:49 AM
Author: mind-boggling house-broken orchestra pit

PLEASE do this. Please.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27108160)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:13 PM
Author: lurid anal narrative

lol evil

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27109321)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 10:26 AM
Author: floppy vermilion locale

this is hilarious because it sounds pretty fucking real.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27108818)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:17 PM
Author: chartreuse racy pervert karate

my bro's work used to have a southwestern breakfast day (scrambled eggs w onions green peppers etc and tortillas) and someone complained to get it replaced w granola and yogurt not flame

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27109333)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Flesh Garrison Blood Rage

Holy fuck that's retarded, for 2 reasons:

1. Granola has a fuckton of calories, and most manufactured granolas (e.g. Bear Naked) have so much extra crap in them that they end up being unhealthy

2. Yogurt is filled with hormones, lactose, and all kinds of other shit that will make your gut hate you forever

...Eggs and tortillas actually sounds like a pretty healthy way to go.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27110028)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 5:44 PM
Author: Lemon Jew

bro, yogurt is just fine for white people and probably improves gut health. only asians usually have to fear lactose.

any hormones and antibiotics in cheap yogurt are going to be in cheap eggs too.

tortillas are obviously 180, but fucking lol at them being healthy. massive bombs of calories made entirely of cheap carbs and fat with zero good nutritional content.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27110714)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:18 PM
Author: idiotic parlour striped hyena

100% not flame and I'm bringing a donut to the meeting on friday.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27109341)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: mind-boggling house-broken orchestra pit

Will you bring enough for everyone and enthuse about this new healthy eating push, lauding the 200 calorie spa food that is Krispy Kreme?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27110664)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 5:55 PM
Author: idiotic parlour striped hyena

I was just going to bring one and rub it in everyone's face how much healthier my breakfast is.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27110780)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:05 PM
Author: Lilac Bull Headed Stage

bagels are stupid ebcause they are like 80 grams of shitcarbs

at least sausage has protein and fat to make you full

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27109802)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:19 PM
Author: Bonkers Cerebral Nursing Home Toaster

Bring another brand of sausage biscuits, enough to share, and make a big deal about how much tastier they are than Jimmy Dean® Brand

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27109865)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:29 PM
Author: Impertinent high-end school

how fat is this dumb woman?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27109908)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:45 PM
Author: Maroon federal round eye

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(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27109984)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 3:11 PM
Author: Odious whorehouse

Turns spoon upside down, sucks it like a cock, moar SCRAPE SCRAPE SCRAPE.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27110109)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 5:45 PM
Author: Lemon Jew



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27110716)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 6:19 PM
Author: idiotic parlour striped hyena

UPDATE: She is all offended now and just emailed this to me, the office manager and my partner:

"The sandwiches in discussion taken from the jimmy dean website:

[jimmy dean sausage sandwich nutritional info]

Compared to an everything bagel which is a typical bagel eaten in the office

Below numbers taken straight from the Einstein Bagel website.

Nutrition Facts

Everything Bagel

Calories 269

Calories from Fat 17

% Daily Value*

Total Fat 2g 3%

Saturated Fat 0g 0%

Trans Fat 0g

Cholesterol 0mg 0%

Sodium 616mg 26%

Total Carbohydrates 56g 19%

Dietary Fiber 2g 8%

Sugars 5g

Protein 9g

*Percent Daily Values (DV are based on a 2,000 calorie diet.)

Then add in “schmear”

Nutrition Facts

Plain

Calories 150

Calories from Fat 130

% Daily Value*

Total Fat 15g 23%

Saturated Fat 10g 50%

Trans Fat 0g

Cholesterol 45mg 15%

Sodium 140mg 6%

Total Carbohydrates 2g 1%

Dietary Fiber 0g 0%

Sugars 2g

Protein 2g

*Percent Daily Values (DV are based on a 2,000 calorie diet.)

Now do we wish to discuss nutritional values further….

This is an effort to take a step in a different direction. NO one has to eat what is provided and not everyone likes yogurt therefore as a compromise to not completely shutting out the carbs people are used to on Friday mornings the above was seen as a medium.

This is something that was an attempt to be thoughtful and help promote my personal healthy goals as well as other people’s health goals that have been mentioned. It is frustrating that people would make it so difficult to do something caring."



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27110920)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 6:23 PM
Author: Twisted really tough guy

Bravo 180 flame

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27110945)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 6:27 PM
Author: idiotic parlour striped hyena

Not flame, bro. This is 100% real.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27110970)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 8:37 PM
Author: Impertinent high-end school

again, I ask: how fat is this woman?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27111928)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 8:39 PM
Author: idiotic parlour striped hyena

Obese, but I wouldn't say morbidly. Very close.



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27111939)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 8:40 PM
Author: Impertinent high-end school

...yeah, I really don't know why I even bothered to ask.

are others in the office LJLing at her behind her back?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27111947)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 8:42 PM
Author: idiotic parlour striped hyena

Yes, everyone is loling at her behind her back. One associate plans on bringing in a box of Krispy Kremes.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27111955)



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Date: January 14th, 2015 8:31 AM
Author: mind-boggling house-broken orchestra pit

Just say you fully support a move towards healthier eating, and wanted to help by bringing all of the artificial ingredients in the muffins to her attention.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27114729)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 7:54 PM
Author: Supple university main people

Agreed with the idea of bringing in boxes of bagels or even 2 gigantic pizzas and just laying them out in the middle of the conference table and just start eating pizza like it's nbd.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27111582)



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Date: January 14th, 2015 8:39 AM
Author: Lilac Bull Headed Stage

man this sounds like it could've been my old firm

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27114734)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: mind-boggling house-broken orchestra pit

I'm so excited for tomorrow.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27123092)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 4:34 PM
Author: idiotic parlour striped hyena

She was really personally offended lol. I don't have the heart to rub it in now.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27123522)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 11:06 PM
Author: idiotic parlour striped hyena

My boss was acting weird all day and I started getting paranoid I may have crossed some line by offending the jimmy dean girl.

Halfway through the day I asked him if everything was okay because he wasn't his normal self and he just said he was busy.

He came into my office just to shoot the shit at the end of the day and I said I hope I didn't offend Sue by my email.

He said, "What email? You mean about the jimmy dean sandwiches?"

I said, "Yeah," and he goes, "Listen. She's nuts. Did you see what she ate today for lunch? A fried hamburger and french fries. I said, 'What are you eating, Sue? That doesn't look healthy,' and she said, 'It isn't'".

So I don't feel bad anymore.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27125886)



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Date: January 16th, 2015 10:55 AM
Author: mind-boggling house-broken orchestra pit

At least she didn't try to claim that it was healthy for some obscure reason.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27127646)



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Date: January 16th, 2015 9:00 AM
Author: harsh address



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27127266)



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Date: January 16th, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: idiotic parlour striped hyena

UPDATE: I couldn't stay for the meeting because I had court in the morning, but I wanted to pop in and see how breakfast was going.

Thirteen people at the meeting. A big box of jimmy dean sandwiches on the counter, a bag of granola and a bunch of greek yogurt. No one was eating anything except for the maintenance guy who was eating grapes that he brought himself. The vibe was weird if not a little tense. Off to court I went.

So after court I go back to the office and see the box of jimmy dean sandwiches still on the counter. Oh, hey, she actually got the turkey egg white ones. No one was around so I popped one in the microwave because I was hungry.

While I'm standing next to the microwave waiting for my tasty jimmy dean sandwich, guess who walks in? Yep, the jimmy dean girl. She's all, "What are you eating."

I'm all, "Uh, nothing." Then I pull the sandwich out of the microwave and she's standing there with her hand on her hip and this smug as fuck grin on her face.

"You didn't say you were getting the egg white ones." I took a bite, said, "Hey, these are pretty good," and went upstairs to my office.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27128282)



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Date: March 27th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: idiotic parlour striped hyena

We had bagels today for the first time since the email. The HR girl was all pissy and didn't eat anything. People were still making their bagels when the meeting started so the HR girl decided to interrupt the partner and suggest he wait until everyone was done with their bagels before starting the meeting. . . .

Since this girl was recently 'demoted' from 2nd-in-command of HR to 3rd-in-command, the partner responded by making her move from the head of the table, where she was sitting, and told the 2nd-in-command HR girl to switch places with her.

It created this awesome awkward silence as the girls switched seats and then the partner carried on as nothing happened.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27564417)



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Date: March 27th, 2015 11:46 AM
Author: Puce Greedy Home Chad

lol, I'm picturing the conference room in TNG with Captain Picard and everyone eating bagels and then he tells Counselor Troi to GTFO

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27564436)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 6:26 PM
Author: Lilac Bull Headed Stage



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27634247)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 6:26 PM
Author: Thirsty crackhouse quadroon

LOL

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27634241)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 7:48 AM
Author: hairraiser indirect expression

This is fucking hilarious but tbh those jimmy dean things are marginally more healthy i think - they are fucking gross tho and do not microwave well. And what, you're supposed to wait in line with everyone from the meeting nuking that crap?

They should serve boiled eggs for the diet mos

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27638412)



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Date: March 27th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: titillating temple

Breakfast is 120 flame.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27564424)



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Date: March 27th, 2015 11:47 AM
Author: twinkling brunch windowlicker

It sounds like an attempt to save money by making a Costco trip instead of ordering catering

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27564443)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 7:39 PM
Author: laughsome zombie-like location skinny woman

*arduously places 2 cubes of butter on bagel*

(basket of butter cubes was emptied from local diner when server wasn't looking and stuffed into pants pocket- 'oy vey,free butter...think of the savings!')

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27634686)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 3:09 PM
Author: Thirsty crackhouse quadroon

will this person be at the meeting?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#28668483)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 2:23 AM
Author: idiotic parlour striped hyena

Yes.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#28686480)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 2:22 AM
Author: idiotic parlour striped hyena

Update: will be bagels tomorrow, but will be in court so will miss the meeting.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#28686478)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 1:07 AM
Author: idiotic parlour striped hyena



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#28782914)



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Date: January 4th, 2018 2:27 PM
Author: Maroon federal round eye



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#35080526)



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Date: January 4th, 2018 2:39 PM
Author: idiotic parlour striped hyena

lol

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#35080673)



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Date: May 19th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: turquoise step-uncle's house potus

this thread was made exactly 7 days after my first son was born

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#48945465)