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Puce box office pozpig
  02/03/15
taking ?s
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  02/03/15
Describe
Puce box office pozpig
  02/03/15
the bro planned this far ahead of time and executed well. in...
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180 enjoyed this
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180
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180. Totally believable too. It's amazing how long som...
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Yeah but that "hard working idiot" always made som...
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ugh fma I'm that hard working idiot
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Trannies are so kooky, with their outdated double-spacing an...
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Jesus Christ. . .
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amazing, and believeable
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  02/03/15
*prints and puts in nightstand drawer*
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Flame
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Meh I billed 700 hours in my last 15 months. Nobody really ...
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  02/04/15
All the partners notice. They just didn’t do something about...
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  07/15/18
biglaw partners HATE him
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tell us how it went down
Smoky National Security Agency Rigpig
  02/03/15
he did tho
anal old irish cottage
  05/06/15
When I was a second year, there was this associate who gave ...
adventurous frum faggotry
  02/03/15
Not no notice whatsover, but on two separate occasions I was...
stirring piazza
  02/03/15
I sympathize. If at all possible, then this sort of thing s...
adventurous frum faggotry
  02/03/15
tbf, associates get screwed over by all sorts of last minute...
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  02/03/15
Being punched in the face six times is worse than being punc...
stirring piazza
  02/03/15
lol
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lol
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  02/03/15
"The associate that it fell to was instructed to call h...
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  07/13/18
I basically did. I left literally 5 minutes after I resigned...
provocative idea he suggested
  02/03/15
One kid in cap markets basically disappeared in the middle o...
Mahogany menage
  02/03/15
My offer letter literally says if I dont give 30 days notice...
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  02/03/15
1. They obviously never would 2. Sounds unenforceable anywa...
provocative idea he suggested
  02/03/15
for what damages?
Domesticated karate principal's office
  02/03/15
Why you can give notice on day 1, and then just not show up ...
Glassy hominid
  02/03/15
titcq
White Station
  12/11/16
ok man
Razzle Internet-worthy Step-uncle's House
  02/04/15
l0l tulane grad. you never worked biglaw. no one cares what ...
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I gave notice via email. Came in 5 days later to clean out m...
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  02/04/15
please give me more details on giving notice via email
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saw a dude literally quit mid sentence, during a drafting se...
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Razzle Internet-worthy Step-uncle's House
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lol 180
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(Sam Seaborne)
Charismatic kitchen
  05/06/15
Need to know what was going through this guy's head.
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frozen market
  07/21/15
girl i know went to italy on vacation and just never returne...
vibrant french chef office
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A guy at my firm became increasingly absent over a period of...
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lol, ty
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lmao
Khaki Confused Half-breed
  02/04/15
Don't tell me you acted like a bitch and ratted him out
White Station
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Dude went to Asia on vacation and just didn't come back. Th...
Cracking Orchid Main People Skinny Woman
  02/04/15
Another guy at my old firm took FOUR months paternity leave ...
Supple Topaz Selfie Hall
  02/04/15
what firm has a 4 month paternity leave policy?
vibrant french chef office
  02/04/15
Well I'm not going to out myself but there aren't many. Qui...
Supple Topaz Selfie Hall
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Holy fucking shit not flame http://abovethelaw.com/2008/0...
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Have a kid Monday, back in the office Friday
Supple Topaz Selfie Hall
  02/04/15
yea but they let you wear jeans to the office
Ivory trailer park
  07/21/15
Maybe a euro firm? Linklaters?
Know-it-all area place of business
  02/04/15
*plans weekend getaway* *updates deal list*
Cracking Orchid Main People Skinny Woman
  02/04/15
not sure about 4 months, but every California employer is re...
titillating national regret
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that is definitely not the law. it's 6 weeks at 55% your pa...
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knew an econ consulting bro who literally said "fuck th...
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At my old firm I saw this mid-level literally lose his shit ...
shaky volcanic crater rigor
  05/06/15
come on
Charismatic kitchen
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seriously he lost his shit.
shaky volcanic crater rigor
  05/06/15
I hope they make him partner at least
Mahogany menage
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Galvanic Chapel
  07/21/15
Yeah we just had a dude snap and quit with no notice. Was w...
Supple Topaz Selfie Hall
  05/06/15
did he have an exit op?
Charismatic kitchen
  05/06/15
Nah, nobody leaves to a legit exit op with no notice.
Supple Topaz Selfie Hall
  05/06/15
right...so what do they do?
Charismatic kitchen
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Usually Pattaya
Supple Topaz Selfie Hall
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come on there must be something people can cop after biglaw,...
Charismatic kitchen
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lol no. most ex biglaw associates never obtain full time re...
tripping narrow-minded theater kitty
  07/21/15
:( (4th year bro quitting law without an exit option)
Charismatic kitchen
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Dude actually resurfaced in-house a few months later. The f...
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Puce box office pozpig
  05/06/15
One night a V10 associate emailed regarding a subpoena he is...
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Charismatic kitchen
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I just googled the guy. He went from a V5 to a V35 firm. I...
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he hot?
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No.
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associate was repeatedly fucked over by asshole partner. wit...
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Galvanic Chapel
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I have a feeling he fucked over another associate much harde...
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whts he du now?
Charismatic kitchen
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uses Pizza Tracker
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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:40 PM
Author: Puce box office pozpig



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:41 PM
Author: Razzle Internet-worthy Step-uncle's House

taking ?s

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245319)



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: Puce box office pozpig

Describe

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245326)



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:50 PM
Author: Razzle Internet-worthy Step-uncle's House

the bro planned this far ahead of time and executed well. in the spring he had his office moved to be a less trafficked place by offering his spot to a more senior gunner. played it off like he had been passed over/squeezed out and had a legitimate gripe. partners stopped riding him so hard for a bit. summer program hits and he throws a few emails and public appearances w the program that cast him as a very involved recruiter, so when he started taking 3 hr lunches and dipping out at 4 or w/e it wasn't questioned out right, and he was obviously not pushing himself to turn any documents.

the first week after the end of the summer program he began to put up a series of false pretenses so that he wouldn't be staffed too hard while he made a quiet exit. I think he then scheduled/announced a 3 or 4 day weekend every weekend, with a full week thrown in there. After the end of August, people had stopped staffing him altogether. He ceased showing up at that point other than around like 10-11 (full suit) to turn on the lights and computer, look alive. then, by end of september, nothing. he claims they did not cut off his paycheck until thanksgiving.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245387)



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:52 PM
Author: Comical parlour black woman

180 enjoyed this

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245409)



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:53 PM
Author: Big range



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:53 PM
Author: lime antidepressant drug tank



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:53 PM
Author: Medicated Orchestra Pit Candlestick Maker

what a fucking hero

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245418)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:55 PM
Author: Indigo Sanctuary



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27833384)



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:55 PM
Author: thriller mint scourge upon the earth fanboi

180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245430)



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:56 PM
Author: Mahogany menage

180.

Totally believable too. It's amazing how long some people hang around. And then they fire some hard working idiot who works all nighters until his last day and you question the overall logic of the firm.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245441)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 1:43 PM
Author: Heady Azn

Yeah but that "hard working idiot" always made some series of crazy fuck ups like failing to cc people in the right order, or not double spacing after periods, or sometimes even using smart quotes instead of straight quotes in a document. People tend to forget that.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27248580)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 8:37 PM
Author: Know-it-all area place of business



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Date: July 21st, 2015 11:13 AM
Author: Vivacious Federal Police Squad



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Date: July 21st, 2015 11:29 AM
Author: stimulating ultramarine hairy legs

180

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Date: December 11th, 2016 10:16 AM
Author: appetizing charcoal rehab queen of the night

ugh fma I'm that hard working idiot

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#32110300)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 12:06 PM
Author: Ruby base legend

Trannies are so kooky, with their outdated double-spacing and willingness to let an ancient government website dictate the quotation marks they use.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#36418747)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:24 PM
Author: hairraiser cream garrison trust fund

Jesus Christ. . .

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#36419738)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 2:13 PM
Author: fragrant painfully honest sweet tailpipe



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 11:08 PM
Author: Domesticated karate principal's office

amazing, and believeable

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245534)



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 11:11 PM
Author: Glassy hominid

*prints and puts in nightstand drawer*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245564)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 11:48 AM
Author: Smoky National Security Agency Rigpig



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:25 PM
Author: hairraiser cream garrison trust fund



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Date: February 4th, 2015 1:35 AM
Author: abusive gay digit ratio bawdyhouse

then he got severance until february

do NOT let these fuckers scare you!!!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27246470)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:55 PM
Author: Indigo Sanctuary

Flame

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27833390)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: Khaki Confused Half-breed

ty

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27248621)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: brass mexican point



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Date: February 4th, 2015 7:48 PM
Author: Supple Topaz Selfie Hall

Meh I billed 700 hours in my last 15 months. Nobody really noticed. Had several months where I billed fewer than 10 hours.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27250731)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: turquoise gas station keepsake machete

All the partners notice. They just didn’t do something about it. The monthly hours reports are widely read.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#36430908)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 9:11 PM
Author: Snowy state

biglaw partners HATE him

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27251347)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 10:57 PM
Author: cerise wonderful lodge



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:18 PM
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Date: July 21st, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: Razzle Internet-worthy Step-uncle's House



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Date: December 6th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: onyx arousing forum



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Date: December 11th, 2016 10:01 AM
Author: Glittery Umber Library

lol

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#32110213)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: onyx arousing forum



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:24 PM
Author: hairraiser cream garrison trust fund



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: Smoky National Security Agency Rigpig

tell us how it went down

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245332)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 2:09 PM
Author: anal old irish cottage

he did tho

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27833899)



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:45 PM
Author: adventurous frum faggotry

When I was a second year, there was this associate who gave her "notice" the very day that bonuses went into the account that she was starting at another firm the next day. I thought this was a 180 move and imagined it from her perspective-- every morning, she woke up and checked her bank account, only to find out that the bonus had not been deposited yet and therefore she was waiting at least one more day to give "notice." Finally, the fateful day came. She came in, told the managing partner she was leaving, and bailed at like 11 AM.

The managing partner was furious and raised the possibility with general counsel of trying to reverse the deposit into her bank account (!!!). I was aware of these rumors swirling and, on the sly, told her that just in case she should probably tell her bank that her checkbook was stolen and to change her account number, or something like that. Reportedly, though, the general counsel shot this idea down.

The best part? Obviously, the lack of notice meant that there was no time to transition her matters, one of which was some bullshit "business development" article that was due in like two months. The associate that it fell to was instructed to call her and get as much information as possible from her on where the article was going and what it should look like. Not flame.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245352)



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:49 PM
Author: stirring piazza

Not no notice whatsover, but on two separate occasions I was told by an associate I was working with that her last day was Friday on, like, a Wednesday or Thursday. I'm a mid-level; once it was a junior, another time it was a senior, but it was infuriating. I have no sympathy for the firm, but that stuff can really screw other associates.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245382)



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:51 PM
Author: adventurous frum faggotry

I sympathize. If at all possible, then this sort of thing should be done in a way that doesn't screw over other associates. This phenomena is just one of the many things that happens because of the shitty coworkers you have in biglaw.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245401)



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:53 PM
Author: concupiscible pit athletic conference

tbf, associates get screwed over by all sorts of last minute shit, artificial deadlines, shitboomer partners fucking up, etc. an associate departing w/o notice isn't a major concern

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245411)



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 11:07 PM
Author: stirring piazza

Being punched in the face six times is worse than being punched in the face five times, even if being punched in the face five times sucks enough on its own.

Fucked up partners and clients are out of my hands, but at least the other associates could try to avoid making things worse, too.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245528)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:45 PM
Author: hairraiser cream garrison trust fund

lol

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#36419903)



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:53 PM
Author: thriller mint scourge upon the earth fanboi

lol

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245417)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 12:07 PM
Author: zombie-like affirmative action gay wizard

"The associate that it fell to was instructed to call her and get as much information as possible from her on where the article was going and what it should look like. Not flame. "

admit it, you were that associate

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#36418753)



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:50 PM
Author: provocative idea he suggested

I basically did. I left literally 5 minutes after I resigned and never returned.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245393)



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:54 PM
Author: Mahogany menage

One kid in cap markets basically disappeared in the middle of a deal after getting yelled at by a partner, never returned. Resurfaced a few months later at Kirkland or some other sweatshop.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245428)



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 11:06 PM
Author: lilac frisky site sandwich

My offer letter literally says if I dont give 30 days notice they can and will sue me.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245511)



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 11:10 PM
Author: provocative idea he suggested

1. They obviously never would

2. Sounds unenforceable anyway - and what the fuck would the damages be

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245552)



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 11:10 PM
Author: Domesticated karate principal's office

for what damages?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245555)



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 11:11 PM
Author: Glassy hominid

Why you can give notice on day 1, and then just not show up for the next 30 days.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245560)



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Date: December 11th, 2016 10:09 AM
Author: White Station

titcq

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#32110258)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 1:39 PM
Author: Razzle Internet-worthy Step-uncle's House

ok man

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27248556)



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Date: December 6th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Contagious stage

l0l tulane grad. you never worked biglaw. no one cares what your shitty backoffice compliance job said in your $80,000 offer letter. HTH

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#32074008)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 1:59 PM
Author: tan irradiated headpube



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Date: February 4th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: Coiffed buck-toothed tattoo blood rage

I gave notice via email. Came in 5 days later to clean out my office. Firm kissed my ass though as I went to a client

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27248632)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:12 PM
Author: Charismatic kitchen

please give me more details on giving notice via email

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27833111)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: abusive gay digit ratio bawdyhouse

saw a dude literally quit mid sentence, during a drafting session. partners from both sides, CFO, auditors there. he was pointing his pen at the MD&A saying "I think we'll need to put the target's fin-" and then he just stopped. calmly packed up his things, got up and walked out. fucking 180.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27248648)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 1:55 PM
Author: bronze laughsome senate

180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27248652)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: titillating national regret

another scene that needs to be added to the XO biglaw movie script right here

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27248706)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:19 PM
Author: hairraiser cream garrison trust fund



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Date: February 4th, 2015 7:29 PM
Author: Razzle Internet-worthy Step-uncle's House



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27250636)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 7:33 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Jew Temple

lol 180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27250660)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:12 PM
Author: Charismatic kitchen

(Sam Seaborne)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27833114)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:17 PM
Author: floppy purple roommate boiling water

Need to know what was going through this guy's head.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27833141)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 11:44 AM
Author: frozen market



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Date: February 4th, 2015 7:33 PM
Author: vibrant french chef office

girl i know went to italy on vacation and just never returned to work. did eventually give notice 3-4 weeks via email after her vacation was suppose to be over. i think she was getting paid the whole time too, lol.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27250656)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 7:52 PM
Author: Supple Topaz Selfie Hall

A guy at my firm became increasingly absent over a period of months. Eventually got to the point where we hardly ever saw him. Then somebody finally discovered that he had a profile online on another firm's website, while we were still paying him! Craziest part was that we later learned he pulled the same shit on another firm when he lateraled to our firm about a year prior.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27250760)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 8:27 PM
Author: mind-boggling public bath

lol, ty

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27251027)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 10:34 PM
Author: Khaki Confused Half-breed

lmao

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27252075)



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Date: December 11th, 2016 10:11 AM
Author: White Station

Don't tell me you acted like a bitch and ratted him out

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#32110269)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 8:00 PM
Author: Cracking Orchid Main People Skinny Woman

Dude went to Asia on vacation and just didn't come back. The story is that he met some girl and stayed there for a few months. Firm stopped paying him after a few months (4?) and then eventually packed up his office for him. Sadly there's been so much turnover since he was around that his legend is dying.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27250819)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: Supple Topaz Selfie Hall

Another guy at my old firm took FOUR months paternity leave and then announced his two weeks notice his first day back. Pretty strong.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27250844)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 8:19 PM
Author: vibrant french chef office

what firm has a 4 month paternity leave policy?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27250949)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 8:34 PM
Author: Supple Topaz Selfie Hall

Well I'm not going to out myself but there aren't many. Quinn gives you 3 days lol.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27251065)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 8:45 PM
Author: Territorial diverse personal credit line house

Holy fucking shit not flame

http://abovethelaw.com/2008/03/featured-survey-results-paternity-leave/

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27251159)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 8:56 PM
Author: Supple Topaz Selfie Hall

Have a kid Monday, back in the office Friday

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27251236)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 11:34 AM
Author: Ivory trailer park

yea but they let you wear jeans to the office

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28380837)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 8:38 PM
Author: Know-it-all area place of business

Maybe a euro firm? Linklaters?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27251099)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 8:42 PM
Author: Cracking Orchid Main People Skinny Woman

*plans weekend getaway*

*updates deal list*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27251130)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 8:49 PM
Author: titillating national regret

not sure about 4 months, but every California employer is required to at least offer you 6-months paternity leave

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27251188)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 8:53 PM
Author: vibrant french chef office

that is definitely not the law. it's 6 weeks at 55% your pay and 12 weeks total unpaid for men and women. 6 months would be awesome but alas not the law.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27251221)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:20 PM
Author: Deep nursing home pocket flask



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Date: February 4th, 2015 8:48 PM
Author: Electric Pearly Reading Party

knew an econ consulting bro who literally said "fuck this" and quit at 12:30 am one night while working on something.

i know another bro who exhausted all his vacation + sick days in dec (3+ weeks) when his bonus hit his account and the gave his 2 week notice.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27251182)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:27 PM
Author: shaky volcanic crater rigor

At my old firm I saw this mid-level literally lose his shit and quit. he was working on some bullshit Final Pretrial Order Exchange and the biglaw partner was RIDING him day and night about the fucking thing. He than was on the phone with co-counsel going back and forth about the undisputed facts and disputed facts, exhibits, and what not.

The associate got so frazzled trying align the spacing b/c partner kept nitpicking the lining of the numbers and text he said I CANT TAKE THIS I CANT TAKE THIS and left.

they seriously called him back and had HR talk to him and like they brought in a psychologist to talk to him. It was really weird. The partner even apologized to the guy. I think they gave him like 2 extra weeks off. I guess this isn't really on point but he basically quit but got talked back into coming through brainwashing by the therapist.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27833203)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: Charismatic kitchen

come on

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27833210)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:32 PM
Author: shaky volcanic crater rigor

seriously he lost his shit.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27833237)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: Mahogany menage

I hope they make him partner at least

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28381128)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 2:14 PM
Author: Galvanic Chapel



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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Supple Topaz Selfie Hall

Yeah we just had a dude snap and quit with no notice. Was way behind on shit and left clients hanging. Usually people give at least 2 weeks though.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27833215)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Charismatic kitchen

did he have an exit op?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27833223)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Supple Topaz Selfie Hall

Nah, nobody leaves to a legit exit op with no notice.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27833242)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:59 PM
Author: Charismatic kitchen

right...so what do they do?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27833416)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 2:14 PM
Author: Supple Topaz Selfie Hall

Usually Pattaya

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27833943)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 2:16 PM
Author: Charismatic kitchen

come on there must be something people can cop after biglaw, right?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27833963)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 12:10 PM
Author: tripping narrow-minded theater kitty

lol no. most ex biglaw associates never obtain full time regular employment after leaving biglaw.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28381043)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Charismatic kitchen

:(

(4th year bro quitting law without an exit option)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28381285)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 12:41 PM
Author: Supple Topaz Selfie Hall

Dude actually resurfaced in-house a few months later. The firm still haven't recovered from the damage he did.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28381245)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 10:24 PM
Author: Puce box office pozpig



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27837539)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: Very tactful thirsty becky kitty cat

One night a V10 associate emailed regarding a subpoena he issued to my client. I responded before 10am the next morning and got a bounce back that the associate no longer worked there. I don't know if he quit or was fired between 11pm and 10am.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28381908)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: Charismatic kitchen

ljl

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28381919)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: aphrodisiac pungent resort

180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28381931)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 2:00 PM
Author: Very tactful thirsty becky kitty cat

I just googled the guy. He went from a V5 to a V35 firm. I still don't know if he quit or was fired.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28382036)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 2:03 PM
Author: Charismatic kitchen

he hot?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28382061)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 2:07 PM
Author: Very tactful thirsty becky kitty cat

No.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28382089)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 2:09 PM
Author: Soggy Slippery School Striped Hyena

associate was repeatedly fucked over by asshole partner. with huge project pending, partner took annual two week vacay in europe. associate used Flight Tracker to see when plane actual took off, walked down to HR, gave notice, and never returned, using sick days and personal days to eat up the two weeks.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28382104)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 2:15 PM
Author: Galvanic Chapel



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Date: July 21st, 2015 2:16 PM
Author: Plum church multi-billionaire

I have a feeling he fucked over another associate much harder than the partner

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28382167)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 2:19 PM
Author: Charismatic kitchen

whts he du now?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28382190)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 2:23 PM
Author: stimulating ultramarine hairy legs

uses Pizza Tracker

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28382209)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 2:24 PM
Author: Soggy Slippery School Striped Hyena

Moved to smaller city and works at a small firm with two friends from law school. He says he can walk to his kids sports events from the office. Bought a house. Still works hard but has achieved sanity.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28382216)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 2:26 PM
Author: Charismatic kitchen

cr

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28382226)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: adventurous frum faggotry



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Date: December 11th, 2016 9:48 AM
Author: onyx arousing forum



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Date: July 15th, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: Supple Topaz Selfie Hall



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Date: July 15th, 2018 2:25 PM
Author: Yellow legal warrant haunted graveyard

Triggered

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#36431010)