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10th yr biglaw associate diagnosed w terminal cancer, 3 months

Ouch
Puce Garrison Karate
  03/10/15
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vivacious mischievous den mad-dog skullcap
  03/10/15
wow he could've given the rest of the team more notice
mauve swollen hunting ground rehab
  03/10/15
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Puce Garrison Karate
  03/10/15
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vivacious mischievous den mad-dog skullcap
  03/10/15
180 Made me LOL Thx
Medicated public bath main people
  03/10/15
Shit
green selfie
  03/10/15
sheeeeeeeeeeit
Sepia gaming laptop
  03/10/15
Lol
Passionate house
  03/10/15
...
multi-colored pisswyrm generalized bond
  03/11/15
lol shit
Slap-happy Magical Affirmative Action
  03/11/15
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topaz hyperventilating kitty institution
  03/11/15
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provocative walnut half-breed base
  03/11/15
JFC
Cruel-hearted awkward organic girlfriend pistol
  03/11/15
seriously hope he transitions that shit fast
Bateful sneaky criminal ticket booth
  04/11/15
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Soul-stirring Box Office Coffee Pot
  04/13/15
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Silver rebellious rigpig
  07/15/15
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Stimulating theatre
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aromatic flushed macaca principal's office
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laughsome feces becky
  10/14/15
180^180
Medicated public bath main people
  10/14/15
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Razzle-dazzle Double Fault Brunch
  01/27/16
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alcoholic fluffy meetinghouse dragon
  04/12/16
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henna abode immigrant
  04/12/16
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Rusted kitchen lettuce
  08/03/20
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Stimulating theatre
  03/27/21
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Lemon big national jewess
  03/27/21
one year later, his widow gasps as his blackberry buzzes to ...
drunken son of senegal
  03/10/15
After the funeral, his wife sends him a heartfelt goodbye e-...
mauve swollen hunting ground rehab
  03/10/15
Rate God and the arch Angels as a law firm.
green selfie
  03/10/15
180 moniker
sapphire lascivious cruise ship
  03/11/15
Ty friend.
green selfie
  03/15/15
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topaz hyperventilating kitty institution
  03/11/15
This was awesome. Would be a perfect 180 if sender is bigla...
Snowy Wonderful Forum Friendly Grandma
  03/11/15
"excellent, this review project I'd like to rope you in...
Gaped Locus Psychic
  03/10/15
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Slate preventive strike
  03/10/15
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Glassy Sandwich
  03/10/15
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green selfie
  03/10/15
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topaz hyperventilating kitty institution
  03/11/15
fuck this gay earth
Cruel-hearted awkward organic girlfriend pistol
  03/11/15
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vermilion police squad whorehouse
  07/15/15
[Associate], I just heard the terrible news. Please acce...
nighttime idiot piazza
  03/10/15
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Slate preventive strike
  03/10/15
i want to murder all biglawyers
Stimulating theatre
  03/10/15
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Passionate house
  03/10/15
actual email
Saffron Sadistic Library
  03/11/15
...
Cruel-hearted awkward organic girlfriend pistol
  03/11/15
[Associate], Sorry - one more thing - just want to remind...
mauve swollen hunting ground rehab
  03/11/15
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Electric menage
  04/12/16
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alcoholic fluffy meetinghouse dragon
  04/12/16
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glittery kitty cat location
  04/11/15
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Soul-stirring Box Office Coffee Pot
  04/13/15
this is unnervingly pitch perfect
Shivering carnelian party of the first part
  10/14/15
Correct. It captures the fact that on some level, the partne...
alcoholic fluffy meetinghouse dragon
  04/12/16
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Godawful irradiated stag film
  04/12/16
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alcoholic fluffy meetinghouse dragon
  04/12/16
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Rusted kitchen lettuce
  08/03/20
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vivacious mischievous den mad-dog skullcap
  08/15/20
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Rusted kitchen lettuce
  03/27/21
Team: As many of you know, I received an unfortunate diag...
Razzle-dazzle Double Fault Brunch
  03/10/15
Big out of pocket in the sky just beautiful.
green selfie
  03/10/15
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Contagious Legal Warrant Shrine
  03/10/15
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Razzle-dazzle Double Fault Brunch
  03/10/15
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Irate school
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Stimulating theatre
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Infuriating nibblets
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soggy olive range
  03/10/15
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NeumannMorgenste
  03/10/15
Lmao
multi-colored pisswyrm generalized bond
  03/11/15
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disgusting dull point
  03/11/15
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Milky Idiotic Property
  03/11/15
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Puce Garrison Karate
  03/11/15
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Saffron Sadistic Library
  03/11/15
180
Up-to-no-good splenetic athletic conference
  03/11/15
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Wild Therapy Jap
  03/15/15
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glittery kitty cat location
  04/11/15
pukes
Bateful sneaky criminal ticket booth
  04/11/15
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Soul-stirring Box Office Coffee Pot
  04/13/15
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ruby cerebral french chef death wish
  06/20/15
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Silver rebellious rigpig
  07/15/15
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Electric menage
  07/15/15
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Wild Therapy Jap
  04/12/16
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vivacious mischievous den mad-dog skullcap
  08/15/20
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Rusted kitchen lettuce
  03/27/21
Jesus fucking Christ, this thread is not inaccurate
Razzle sinister voyeur water buffalo
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Razzle-dazzle Double Fault Brunch
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Electric menage
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green selfie
  03/10/15
Judge for whom i clerked talked INCESSANT shit about a clerk...
Coiffed philosopher-king stage
  03/10/15
lol wtf, gonna need more details here
Drab hairraiser market genital piercing
  03/10/15
"Lots of people keep working while they get chemo. I d...
Coiffed philosopher-king stage
  03/11/15
JFC.
provocative walnut half-breed base
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Massive Dysfunction Pit
  03/11/15
he's a lawyer of course he didn't speak his mind
mauve swollen hunting ground rehab
  03/11/15
Well, ... yeah ...
copper overrated elastic band
  03/10/15
please describe
Slap-happy Magical Affirmative Action
  03/11/15
LOL. judge who I clerked for did the exact same thing. Some ...
Titillating hairless deer antler
  03/11/15
Did he die from lymphoma? Or something else?
embarrassed to the bone business firm azn
  03/11/15
Pit bull mauling, actually
topaz hyperventilating kitty institution
  03/11/15
lol
Soul-stirring Box Office Coffee Pot
  04/13/15
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Twinkling blathering trump supporter
  08/15/20
You certainly know how to craft a story. A beginning, a midd...
provocative walnut half-breed base
  03/11/15
what if he was up for partner in 2 months?
Primrose Dashing Prole Dilemma
  03/10/15
No point in BREAKFAST if you're just going to vomit it up st...
Milky Idiotic Property
  03/11/15
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Electric menage
  03/11/15
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doobsian alpha
  03/11/15
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Razzle-dazzle Double Fault Brunch
  03/11/15
it's extra rough if you have lunch cancer
Gaped Locus Psychic
  03/11/15
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mauve swollen hunting ground rehab
  03/15/15
brunch cancer is worse
Stimulating theatre
  04/11/15
:=)
vibrant big-titted hissy fit wagecucks
  10/12/15
whoa
Silver rebellious rigpig
  07/15/15
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Silver rebellious rigpig
  04/12/16
... and they say xo femposters aren't funny!
lurid anal narrative
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mauve swollen hunting ground rehab
  03/10/15
god's work ITT
180 Light Love Of Her Life Reading Party
  03/11/15
Lol look what I started
Puce Garrison Karate
  03/11/15
To be fair, the 'ouch' really makes it http://autoadmit.c...
Floppy brethren coldplay fan
  03/11/15
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Puce Garrison Karate
  03/11/15
And as he lies on his deathbed, pondering his life, he murmu...
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Cruel-hearted awkward organic girlfriend pistol
  03/11/15
As the reality sets in, tears begin to well in his sunken ey...
clear chapel personal credit line
  04/11/15
A firmwide e-mail goes out giving the time and location of h...
mauve swollen hunting ground rehab
  03/11/15
The orthodox do not go into churches. Avi uses this as an ex...
rambunctious diverse patrolman
  03/15/15
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mauve swollen hunting ground rehab
  03/15/15
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Violet Odious Hominid
  07/15/15
but Avi tells the firm he is going to mourn "at schul&q...
Bateful sneaky criminal ticket booth
  10/14/15
lol at specificity of location. is THAT where all the action...
lurid anal narrative
  04/12/16
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mauve swollen hunting ground rehab
  04/11/15
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Razzle-dazzle Double Fault Brunch
  07/15/15
Next flight to Amsterdam / Thailand
cordovan anal center
  04/11/15
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Puce Garrison Karate
  04/13/15
Took the risk averse route: lost.
Fragrant Balding Cuckoldry Chad
  07/15/15
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Aquamarine Boyish Parlour
  07/15/15
After delivering the eulogy, the minister asks those gathere...
vermilion police squad whorehouse
  07/15/15
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doobsian alpha
  04/12/16
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Frum theater stage ratface
  04/12/16
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Puce Garrison Karate
  10/12/15
180's all around
Shivering carnelian party of the first part
  10/14/15
On balance, in balance.
Electric menage
  10/14/15
So much of this is actually plausible, I literally feel sick...
flickering fear-inspiring sanctuary mother
  10/14/15
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Rusted kitchen lettuce
  12/08/15
this is really one of the darkest threads on XO
Racy Ivory Roast Beef Lay
  01/27/16
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Razzle-dazzle Double Fault Brunch
  04/12/16
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Rusted kitchen lettuce
  08/03/20
Update?
clear chapel personal credit line
  08/03/20
He is posthumously made "partner" but all of his h...
180 Light Love Of Her Life Reading Party
  08/15/20
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vivacious mischievous den mad-dog skullcap
  04/20/21
Can you ask a Summer Associate to research NIH clinical tria...
Dark famous landscape painting
  04/20/21
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vivacious mischievous den mad-dog skullcap
  04/20/21


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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:49 PM
Author: Puce Garrison Karate

Ouch

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27466751)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:50 PM
Author: vivacious mischievous den mad-dog skullcap



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27466761)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:51 PM
Author: mauve swollen hunting ground rehab

wow he could've given the rest of the team more notice

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27466766)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:53 PM
Author: Puce Garrison Karate



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27466790)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:00 PM
Author: vivacious mischievous den mad-dog skullcap



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27466858)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:10 PM
Author: Medicated public bath main people

180

Made me LOL

Thx

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27466958)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:16 PM
Author: green selfie

Shit

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467021)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:19 PM
Author: Sepia gaming laptop

sheeeeeeeeeeit

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467039)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 11:31 PM
Author: Passionate house

Lol

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467702)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 1:32 AM
Author: multi-colored pisswyrm generalized bond



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27468335)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 1:33 AM
Author: Slap-happy Magical Affirmative Action

lol shit

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27468338)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 12:39 PM
Author: topaz hyperventilating kitty institution



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27469735)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:55 PM
Author: provocative walnut half-breed base



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27470895)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:56 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted awkward organic girlfriend pistol

JFC

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27470906)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: Bateful sneaky criminal ticket booth

seriously

hope he transitions that shit fast

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27673245)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Box Office Coffee Pot



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27685337)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 10:30 AM
Author: Silver rebellious rigpig



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28334226)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: Stimulating theatre



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28334238)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 2:27 PM
Author: aromatic flushed macaca principal's office



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28335785)



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Date: October 14th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: laughsome feces becky



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28963089)



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Date: October 14th, 2015 7:29 AM
Author: Medicated public bath main people

180^180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28963623)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 1:55 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Double Fault Brunch



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#29691986)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:16 PM
Author: alcoholic fluffy meetinghouse dragon



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#30258468)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: henna abode immigrant



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#30258492)



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Date: August 3rd, 2020 10:02 AM
Author: Rusted kitchen lettuce



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#40699146)



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Date: March 27th, 2021 2:31 AM
Author: Stimulating theatre



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#42172857)



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Date: March 27th, 2021 3:20 AM
Author: Lemon big national jewess



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#42172896)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: drunken son of senegal

one year later, his widow gasps as his blackberry buzzes to life.

Another urgent email from a partner

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27466811)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:25 PM
Author: mauve swollen hunting ground rehab

After the funeral, his wife sends him a heartfelt goodbye e-mail, knowing rationally he wouldn't read it but secretly hoping they have blackberry's in heaven...within an instant - a reply! Could it be? Is this real? Scrambling on her phone she opens it....

"I will be out of the office from Mar 9th onwards indefinitely, for urgent matters please contact [senior associate] or if unreachable [Partner] ... Thanks and sorry for any inconvenience!"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467111)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:27 PM
Author: green selfie

Rate God and the arch Angels as a law firm.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467125)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 9:50 PM
Author: sapphire lascivious cruise ship

180 moniker

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27473237)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 1:37 PM
Author: green selfie

Ty friend.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27493363)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 12:39 PM
Author: topaz hyperventilating kitty institution



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27469736)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:52 PM
Author: Snowy Wonderful Forum Friendly Grandma

This was awesome. Would be a perfect 180 if sender is biglaw shrew workwife instead of IRL wife, who would obviously be too busy spending the life ins money with/on Darnell.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27470878)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: Gaped Locus Psychic

"excellent, this review project I'd like to rope you in on should only take about 2.5 months if we work diligently. please call me first thing in the AM to discuss."

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27466816)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: Slate preventive strike



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27466829)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:16 PM
Author: Glassy Sandwich



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467015)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:17 PM
Author: green selfie



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467024)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 12:39 PM
Author: topaz hyperventilating kitty institution



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27469738)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:57 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted awkward organic girlfriend pistol

fuck this gay earth

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27470916)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 2:28 PM
Author: vermilion police squad whorehouse



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28335797)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: nighttime idiot piazza

[Associate],

I just heard the terrible news. Please accept my sincere condolences. On a business front, however, I feel compelled to ask for planning/transitioning purposes: are you going to be undergoing any course of treatment? If so, please touch base with me at your earliest convenience (I understand if you need to take the rest of the day, tomorrow morning is fine) to discuss whether you might be able to work around treatment days for any period of time, or whether we will need to immediately restaff [X] and [Y] matters.

Thanks again in advance and my condolences once more,

[Partner]

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27466824)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:58 PM
Author: Slate preventive strike



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27466832)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:04 PM
Author: Stimulating theatre

i want to murder all biglawyers

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27466894)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: Passionate house



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467707)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Saffron Sadistic Library

actual email

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27469749)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:57 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted awkward organic girlfriend pistol



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27470921)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 9:47 PM
Author: mauve swollen hunting ground rehab

[Associate],

Sorry - one more thing - just want to remind you that the firm will of course happily reimburse you for any wifi fees in the hospital for your firm issued laptop in case you had any concern about that.

Best and again condolences/thanks in advance,

[Partner]

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27473194)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:12 PM
Author: Electric menage



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#30258027)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:16 PM
Author: alcoholic fluffy meetinghouse dragon



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:10 PM
Author: glittery kitty cat location



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27673377)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:58 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Box Office Coffee Pot



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27685345)



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Date: October 14th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: Shivering carnelian party of the first part

this is unnervingly pitch perfect

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28963087)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:18 PM
Author: alcoholic fluffy meetinghouse dragon

Correct. It captures the fact that on some level, the partner is aware of how insane his question is, but that he doesn't have the levels of empathy (not even empathy--he really does feel kinda bad, but he's helped train himself to think in the twisted logics of a business organization) to not go there.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#30258489)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: Godawful irradiated stag film



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:16 PM
Author: alcoholic fluffy meetinghouse dragon



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#30258472)



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Date: August 3rd, 2020 10:03 AM
Author: Rusted kitchen lettuce



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Date: August 15th, 2020 5:59 PM
Author: vivacious mischievous den mad-dog skullcap



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#40761305)



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Date: March 27th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: Rusted kitchen lettuce



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:14 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Double Fault Brunch

Team:

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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:18 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 1:33 AM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:54 PM
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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:45 AM
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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:16 PM
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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:16 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 10:03 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Double Fault Brunch



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:12 PM
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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:23 PM
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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:29 PM
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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:40 PM
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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:41 PM
Author: Coiffed philosopher-king stage

Judge for whom i clerked talked INCESSANT shit about a clerk who got cancer and left clerkship 4 months early.

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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:43 PM
Author: Drab hairraiser market genital piercing

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Date: March 11th, 2015 8:42 AM
Author: Coiffed philosopher-king stage

"Lots of people keep working while they get chemo. I don't know why she couldn't"

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:55 PM
Author: provocative walnut half-breed base

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Date: March 11th, 2015 9:49 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 9:53 PM
Author: mauve swollen hunting ground rehab

he's a lawyer of course he didn't speak his mind

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Date: March 10th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: copper overrated elastic band

Well, ... yeah ...

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Date: March 11th, 2015 1:34 AM
Author: Slap-happy Magical Affirmative Action

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Date: March 11th, 2015 8:21 AM
Author: Titillating hairless deer antler

LOL. judge who I clerked for did the exact same thing. Some guy two years before me got lymphoma and quit and the judge was all...."only clerk I ever had who left early, and they caught it real early and he was fine. Can't believe he did that. He's still alive and practing by the way." this was eleven years ago. I subsequntly met the guy at some annual clerks luncheon and then had a couple of cases against him later on. We became friendly. I went to his funeral in 2012.

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Date: March 11th, 2015 12:37 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone business firm azn

Did he die from lymphoma? Or something else?

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Date: March 11th, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: topaz hyperventilating kitty institution

Pit bull mauling, actually

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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:59 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Box Office Coffee Pot

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:57 PM
Author: provocative walnut half-breed base

You certainly know how to craft a story. A beginning, a middle and an END.

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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:43 PM
Author: Primrose Dashing Prole Dilemma

what if he was up for partner in 2 months?

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:39 AM
Author: Milky Idiotic Property

No point in BREAKFAST if you're just going to vomit it up straight away.

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:49 AM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:36 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:44 PM
Author: Gaped Locus Psychic

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Date: March 15th, 2015 8:52 AM
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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:14 PM
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Date: October 12th, 2015 11:03 PM
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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:58 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:37 AM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 8:28 AM
Author: Puce Garrison Karate

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Date: March 11th, 2015 12:38 PM
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To be fair, the 'ouch' really makes it

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Date: March 11th, 2015 12:49 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 9:44 PM
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A firmwide e-mail goes out giving the time and location of his funeral. Avi, his best work buddy who's known him from 1L at HLS and was the best man at his wedding feels a deep pang of regret - making the funeral will be close to impossible given the transactions he's juggling. Can Avi risk everything he's striven for just to go to a funeral? His dead friend is not exactly going to notice....and he out of all people would TOTALLY understand Avi's dilemma. Hell, he'd do the same goddamn thing and not think twice. "Aha! I've got it!" Avi shrieks - it's a church funeral! He can sit discreetly in a back pew and type away on his blackberry (he's become a MASTER at silent speedy mobile typing) - and he can bill hours to boot! "I guess that's why I'm up for partner" he thinks to himself, with a smirk slowly forming across his face...

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Date: March 15th, 2015 12:44 PM
Author: rambunctious diverse patrolman

The orthodox do not go into churches. Avi uses this as an excuse not to attend, only recently having fucked over the same dead friend by leaving early on a Friday afternoon (shabbos!) and being out of touch until late Saturday night.

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Date: October 14th, 2015 12:19 AM
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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:26 PM
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Date: October 14th, 2015 1:39 AM
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Date: October 14th, 2015 2:09 AM
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So much of this is actually plausible, I literally feel sick reading it

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Date: August 15th, 2020 5:18 PM
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He is posthumously made "partner" but all of his heirs have to sign a release acknowledging that it is an honorary title with no legal effect and releasing all potential claims against firm assets.

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