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Just threw temper tantrum over firm's new internet policy

The HR bitch handed me a "Policy on Internet and E-mail...
wonderful brilliant property alpha
  04/06/15
they probably will just install websense. autoadmit.com sti...
soggy twinkling uncleanness locale
  04/06/15
I'm not signing it.
wonderful brilliant property alpha
  04/06/15
Brother, you're under no obligation to sign it; let them cha...
NeumannMorgenste
  04/06/15
Randy "Pink" Floyd
soggy twinkling uncleanness locale
  04/17/15
Tell the dumb HR girl that you have to go to sites unfettere...
cracking useless brakes therapy
  04/06/15
...
comical lake boltzmann dilemma
  04/06/15
What if I have a legal question that only xo can answer? It ...
wonderful brilliant property alpha
  04/06/15
...
cracking useless brakes therapy
  04/06/15
Atta boy
federal gas station
  04/06/15
whatever happened with your bagel protest?
Emerald theatre
  04/06/15
Sec, client just walked in.
wonderful brilliant property alpha
  04/06/15
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&mc=1...
wonderful brilliant property alpha
  04/06/15
CHILMATA! Sometime between now and next fall you're in need...
Mind-boggling University Death Wish
  04/06/15
we used to lynch freedom haters like her oh how far ameri...
Lavender menage windowlicker
  04/06/15
this just goes to show, you can lead a horse to water but yo...
Floppy athletic conference main people
  04/06/15
this is like that movie Dazed and Confused, only everyone i...
bespoke sanctuary persian
  04/07/15
...
Salmon Marvelous Church Building
  04/07/15
better than using a VPN service like Private Internet Access...
Emerald theatre
  04/07/15
Bro, I don't know shit about computers or any of that stuff....
wonderful brilliant property alpha
  04/07/15
that's not relevant.
Abusive indigo national
  04/17/15
What do you mean it isn't relevant?
wonderful brilliant property alpha
  04/17/15
what dumb advice. if they think you're taking information ou...
curious stag film
  04/07/15
Nah they can still monitor your computer keystrokes and look...
Razzmatazz french knife reading party
  04/17/15
180 response
narrow-minded puppy
  04/07/15
letting nothing get in the way of your SOTY campaign.
Spruce Resort
  04/07/15
I'm expecting a little backlash from the HR girl today or la...
wonderful brilliant property alpha
  04/07/15
Just finished our Friday morning meeting. When it was the HR...
wonderful brilliant property alpha
  04/17/15
You brave scholar
bateful medicated heaven
  09/03/15
u should have stood up and said you were going to get Aerosm...
bespoke sanctuary persian
  04/17/15
Make her provide a list of websites that are harmful or what...
Razzmatazz french knife reading party
  04/17/15
good idea
bespoke sanctuary persian
  04/17/15
Yeah, I like this idea.
wonderful brilliant property alpha
  04/17/15
SLOWWWWW RIDDDDEE TAKE IT EASSSSYYYY
bespoke sanctuary persian
  04/17/15
you really showed that hr girl making $50k a year who's boss...
swollen pisswyrm
  04/17/15


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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: wonderful brilliant property alpha

The HR bitch handed me a "Policy on Internet and E-mail Usage" to sign. Can't access websites that contain "disruptive, offensive to others or harmful to morale, including sexually explicit messages, blah blah blah."

I have never been okay with this type of thing so I immediately blurt out, "What the fuck is this shit?"

The HR girl goes, "It isn't just for you, it is for everyone."

I crumbled it up, threw it in the trash, and went to my office. Perhaps I overreacted?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633145)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:11 PM
Author: soggy twinkling uncleanness locale

they probably will just install websense. autoadmit.com still works.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633173)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:21 PM
Author: wonderful brilliant property alpha

I'm not signing it.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633254)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:29 PM
Author: NeumannMorgenste

Brother, you're under no obligation to sign it; let them challenge you if they disagree.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633333)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:35 AM
Author: soggy twinkling uncleanness locale

Randy "Pink" Floyd

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27707386)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: cracking useless brakes therapy

Tell the dumb HR girl that you have to go to sites unfettered to investigate cases.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633274)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: comical lake boltzmann dilemma



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633294)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: wonderful brilliant property alpha

What if I have a legal question that only xo can answer? It is worth wading through a few nigger threads for this service, amirite? What am I missing here?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633299)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:28 PM
Author: cracking useless brakes therapy



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633316)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: federal gas station

Atta boy

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633276)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: Emerald theatre

whatever happened with your bagel protest?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633284)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: wonderful brilliant property alpha

Sec, client just walked in.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633304)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:54 PM
Author: wonderful brilliant property alpha

Rate this intra-firm memo re: friday morning meetings

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633540)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:28 PM
Author: Mind-boggling University Death Wish

CHILMATA! Sometime between now and next fall you're in need of a seriously attitude, young man. You'd better get your priorities straight.

HEY! And watch out with that other crowd you're poastin' with. Don't think I haven't noticed.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633323)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 8:37 PM
Author: Lavender menage windowlicker

we used to lynch freedom haters like her

oh how far amerika has collapsed

HR drones wouldn't exist without affirmative action

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27635164)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 8:40 PM
Author: Floppy athletic conference main people

this just goes to show, you can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink it! for YEARS we have been coddling our youth, telling them internet memberships are a RIGHT instead of a PRIVILIGE. well i guess it's about time the "lost" generation learned the way of the world. maybe they should be spending more time thinking about how to get a promotion instead of this "gimme gimme" mentality!! hmmm...makes you think.

but try telling that to a millenial...

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27635188)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 4:07 AM
Author: bespoke sanctuary persian

this is like that movie Dazed and Confused, only everyone is a douchebag lawyer instead of cool/popular HS football players

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27638291)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 4:09 AM
Author: Salmon Marvelous Church Building



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27638294)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 12:43 PM
Author: Emerald theatre

better than using a VPN service like Private Internet Access?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27640074)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: wonderful brilliant property alpha

Bro, I don't know shit about computers or any of that stuff. What I do know is that they haven't offered me any consideration for this modification of my employment contract.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27640096)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:38 AM
Author: Abusive indigo national

that's not relevant.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27707400)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:44 AM
Author: wonderful brilliant property alpha

What do you mean it isn't relevant?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27707428)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 1:06 PM
Author: curious stag film

what dumb advice. if they think you're taking information out of the company by proxy they might think you are stealing confidential documents and shit.

Joeseph "Joey" P. Albericci, Drexel DRAGON JD (Thomas R. Kline School) 13



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27640286)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:33 AM
Author: Razzmatazz french knife reading party

Nah they can still monitor your computer keystrokes and look in your cache probably

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27707378)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 4:22 AM
Author: narrow-minded puppy

180 response

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27638302)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 5:44 AM
Author: Spruce Resort

letting nothing get in the way of your SOTY campaign.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27638322)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 12:39 PM
Author: wonderful brilliant property alpha

I'm expecting a little backlash from the HR girl today or later this week. I'm still wound up over this. So last night as I was falling asleep a thought occurred to me. They are trying to modify my employment contract without consideration. If the HR girls brings it up I am going to tell her they can monitor my internet usage for $1,200/year. Seems fair.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27640041)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:29 AM
Author: wonderful brilliant property alpha

Just finished our Friday morning meeting. When it was the HR girl's turn to speak she said she is *still* waiting for me and one other attorney to sign the new internet policy.

The other attorney (who is as big a hippy as I am) wasn't at the meeting to comment. I pretended I was more interested in picking my fingernails than what the HR girl was saying.

The partner acted like he didn't know what she was talking about so the HR says to him, "You even signed it." The partner said, "Okay . . .".

I kept picking my fingernails. I'm not signing it bros.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27707353)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 11:34 PM
Author: bateful medicated heaven

You brave scholar

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#28685402)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: bespoke sanctuary persian

u should have stood up and said you were going to get Aerosmith tickets, then strode out of the office defiantly.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27707363)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:36 AM
Author: Razzmatazz french knife reading party

Make her provide a list of websites that are harmful or whatever. If she refuses, say you arent comfortable signing such an indefinite doc. If she does, she will probably give you a list of like twenty websites that you probably dont visit anyway, and if they try to get you down the line you can say you abided by the list.

Man nothing gets my blood boiling more than Hr bullshit

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27707391)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:37 AM
Author: bespoke sanctuary persian

good idea

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27707394)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:39 AM
Author: wonderful brilliant property alpha

Yeah, I like this idea.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27707404)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:40 AM
Author: bespoke sanctuary persian

SLOWWWWW RIDDDDEE

TAKE IT EASSSSYYYY

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27707409)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: swollen pisswyrm

you really showed that hr girl making $50k a year who's boss!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27707421)