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Date: June 2nd, 2015 10:08 AM
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Date: June 2nd, 2015 10:10 AM
Author: Aqua public bath blood rage

Kevin McCallister is now in biglaw, he just fell asleep at 2 am while a boomer partner is looking over a document Kevin worked all night on. He sees a typo in his clients name on page 38, he looks up and yells

"KEVIN!"

Mccallister wakes up in a cold sweat as if he heard him directly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28019649)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 10:13 AM
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Kevin goes up to partner, "IM NOT AFRAID ANYMORE!"

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Date: June 2nd, 2015 10:14 AM
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Date: June 2nd, 2015 10:26 AM
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Senior Associate pointing out old Partner to Kevin: "He just walks up and down the halls each day asking people about their hours. He has a big pile of papers in his office, where some say he keeps the bodies of Associates who were below target."

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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: Aqua public bath blood rage

There are 15 associates on this case and you're the only one who has to cause typos

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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:45 AM
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Date: June 3rd, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: Angry dead clown pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28026072)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 2:10 AM
Author: indigo hairraiser church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28026079)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 1:46 PM
Author: big snowy cruise ship toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29414564)



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Date: July 14th, 2017 2:19 AM
Author: Angry dead clown pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#33771036)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:57 AM
Author: excitant location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#36839076)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:48 AM
Author: cream provocative mood generalized bond

Partner to Kevin in front of deal team: "Look what you did you little JERK"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28020283)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: Angry dead clown pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28026073)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 2:11 AM
Author: indigo hairraiser church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28026080)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 2:00 PM
Author: excitant location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28261349)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:50 AM
Author: buff prole

Kevin digging through the insulated bag from Seamless: "Hey, who took my vegan pad thai?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28020290)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 1:19 AM
Author: Emerald lascivious casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#33036597)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:50 AM
Author: excitant location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28020295)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:52 AM
Author: Appetizing flatulent piazza

"Track the changes you pithy animal."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28020302)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 2:05 AM
Author: bistre exhilarant theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28026047)



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Date: June 25th, 2015 11:09 PM
Author: comical swollen becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28201889)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 2:49 PM
Author: Racy Depressive Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28261708)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 4:11 PM
Author: sepia step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28262325)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:59 PM
Author: Indecent underhanded stage antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29275057)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 1:46 PM
Author: big snowy cruise ship toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29414566)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: rambunctious infuriating incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29414796)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 5:27 PM
Author: excitant location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#34792104)



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Date: December 14th, 2019 4:12 PM
Author: histrionic theatre main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#39265608)



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Date: December 17th, 2020 8:29 PM
Author: Yapping henna juggernaut digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#41569114)



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Date: December 17th, 2022 11:58 AM
Author: 180 Mint Boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#45646623)



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Date: December 17th, 2022 12:10 PM
Author: Contagious Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#45646660)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 12:54 PM
Author: excitant location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28020889)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: Curious Lay

Kevin in line to buy Sonicare e-toothbrush, spots named partner in pharmacy line, they lock eyes, Kevin flees, is chased by militarized cops onto Rockefeller ice rink and shot dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28021114)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 2:04 AM
Author: Emerald lascivious casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28026039)



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Date: June 25th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: histrionic theatre main people

Guys - I don't think this thread was supposed to be about "biglaw Kevin" . . .

Check op again . . .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28201843)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: Ruddy Corn Cake

To be fair,

That was before we found out that Kevin is now in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29414607)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:49 PM
Author: Vivacious Dilemma Round Eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#32150531)



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Date: December 17th, 2022 12:17 PM
Author: Adulterous Bbw Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#45646681)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: Aqua public bath blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29414773)



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Date: June 25th, 2015 11:10 PM
Author: comical swollen becky

Is this toothbrush approved by the American dental association? *sends spoliation letter*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28201898)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 10:36 PM
Author: excitant location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28640238)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: Indecent underhanded stage antidepressant drug

"My shrew girlfriend...WOOF!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29275064)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 11:07 PM
Author: buck-toothed fluffy french chef

partner in charge turns himself into a tarantula and stalks kevin around his spacious winnetka home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29275120)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 1:58 PM
Author: obsidian filthy cumskin church

Kevin! You spent $987 on SEAMLESS!?!?!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29414622)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 1:59 PM
Author: sooty turdskin

Kevin having heart-to-heart with a bitter nazi homosexual department store elf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29414627)



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Date: December 25th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: Electric disturbing set newt

"I know you're not the real evan39, but I know you work for him."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29450741)



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Date: December 25th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: Aqua public bath blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29450745)



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Date: February 4th, 2016 7:50 PM
Author: sooty turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29753550)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:49 PM
Author: Vivacious Dilemma Round Eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#32150532)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 1:08 AM
Author: zippy greedy heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#33036525)



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Date: December 12th, 2020 10:34 PM
Author: heady rusted knife brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#41537092)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: Aqua public bath blood rage

Biglaw Kevin watching porn in the office alone on Christmas Day.

"Guys, I'm watching porn and padding billing! You better come out and stop me!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29414638)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 2:05 PM
Author: obsidian filthy cumskin church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29414662)



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Date: February 4th, 2016 7:49 PM
Author: excitant location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29753545)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 1:20 AM
Author: Emerald lascivious casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#33036604)



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Date: July 14th, 2017 2:20 AM
Author: Angry dead clown pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#33771040)



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Date: December 27th, 2019 11:36 AM
Author: green locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#39333809)



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Date: December 20th, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: Aqua public bath blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29420138)



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Date: December 21st, 2015 11:30 PM
Author: Aqua public bath blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29430563)



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Date: December 21st, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: Aqua public bath blood rage

Kevin alone at bar on Tuesday after work hammered.

Hot bartender: are you here by yourself?

Kevin: I'm twenty eight years old, you think I'd be here by myself? I don't think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29430591)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 2:17 AM
Author: Aqua public bath blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29438114)



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Date: March 30th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Aqua public bath blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#30168411)



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Date: December 25th, 2015 12:56 AM
Author: Aqua public bath blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29450731)



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Date: February 13th, 2016 2:18 AM
Author: Aqua public bath blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29817258)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 4:52 PM
Author: Aqua public bath blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#31200690)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Erotic Nofapping Pistol Native

Kevin's family notices he didn't board the plane for the family vacation in France, but nobody does anything about it because this is the fourth time he's bailed on a long-planned vacation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#31200795)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: sepia step-uncle's house

1-8-0.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#31200886)



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Date: December 24th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: excitant location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#32224094)



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Date: December 24th, 2016 11:59 PM
Author: Low-t crusty hall yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#32224668)



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Date: July 14th, 2017 2:21 AM
Author: Angry dead clown pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#33771041)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: cream provocative mood generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#34748418)



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Date: August 28th, 2018 6:00 PM
Author: Aqua public bath blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#36704029)



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Date: December 21st, 2018 1:32 PM
Author: crystalline jew stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#37447688)



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Date: December 27th, 2019 11:30 AM
Author: aquamarine godawful boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#39333781)



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Date: December 17th, 2022 12:36 PM
Author: mauve zombie-like temple telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#45646763)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 5:29 PM
Author: Aqua public bath blood rage

"Excuse me sir this is MCLE approved by the American Bar Association?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#31200905)



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Date: December 27th, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: excitant location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#35020276)



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Date: December 17th, 2022 11:58 AM
Author: 180 Mint Boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#45646624)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 5:32 PM
Author: misunderstood copper theater stage circlehead

BigLaw Kevin prepares to enter a courtroom for the first time after 5 years preparing trial notebooks "This is it! Don't get scared now!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#31200928)



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Date: November 26th, 2016 4:09 PM
Author: Aqua public bath blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#31996036)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:46 PM
Author: Aqua public bath blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#32150493)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: Cerise cracking station gunner

Had to do the math on this and then got really depressed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#32173692)



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Date: December 27th, 2017 5:11 PM
Author: excitant location

OP is from 2015 too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#35020301)



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Date: December 29th, 2019 7:27 PM
Author: Vigorous hairy legs school cafeteria

Thread could have been made in 2012 and still been correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#39346202)



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Date: December 24th, 2016 10:48 PM
Author: black giraffe community account

this is what the home alone kid was up to in the early 2000s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5gxjvYDPJQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#32224234)



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Date: December 24th, 2016 11:45 PM
Author: Soul-stirring translucent stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#32224607)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Aqua public bath blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#32234846)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 1:06 AM
Author: Aqua public bath blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#33036516)



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Date: July 14th, 2017 2:17 AM
Author: Aqua public bath blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#33771031)



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Date: July 22nd, 2017 10:50 AM
Author: Aqua public bath blood rage

Bump4johnheard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#33829983)



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Date: July 22nd, 2017 10:52 AM
Author: Aqua public bath blood rage

Kevin told his partners not to contact him, since he was at a funeral. He feels a vibration in his leg. He looks down at his phone, no email or text. He has ALS instead. He is relieved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#33829990)



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Date: July 22nd, 2017 11:14 AM
Author: Aqua public bath blood rage

Kevin gives a speech at the funeral:

"My dad was a great guy. Raised a wonderful family."

"Hold on guys important phone call. You guys understand I'm a senior associate now I have responsibilities."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#33830079)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:29 PM
Author: cream provocative mood generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#34748406)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Violet ape center

top thread. would read again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#34748434)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 8:23 PM
Author: excitant location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#34864438)



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Date: December 27th, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: adventurous gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#35020278)



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Date: March 15th, 2018 5:26 PM
Author: excitant location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#35613671)



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Date: December 27th, 2019 11:29 AM
Author: cream provocative mood generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#39333776)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 3:30 PM
Author: mauve zombie-like temple telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#35933392)



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Date: August 28th, 2018 5:58 PM
Author: Aqua public bath blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#36704022)



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Date: December 21st, 2018 1:29 PM
Author: Aqua public bath blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#37447679)



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Date: February 12th, 2019 4:54 AM
Author: Blathering associate

Home Alone 2 also

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#37768046)



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Date: February 12th, 2019 4:56 AM
Author: light internet-worthy nowag

Both were filmed in the same studio

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#37768048)



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Date: December 14th, 2019 4:08 PM
Author: Aqua public bath blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#39265585)



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Date: December 24th, 2019 9:02 PM
Author: Aqua public bath blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#39320948)



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Date: December 27th, 2019 11:39 AM
Author: green locale

Kevin overhears partner meeting where they decide they are going to come down to his office at 8 a.m. the next morning to give him the talk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#39333822)



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Date: January 11th, 2020 10:44 PM
Author: Cerise cracking station gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#39416836)



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Date: April 28th, 2020 12:55 AM
Author: Aqua public bath blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#40107200)



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Date: July 22nd, 2020 11:07 PM
Author: mind-boggling drunken stain new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#40647241)



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Date: December 12th, 2020 10:29 PM
Author: Aqua public bath blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#41537056)



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Date: December 17th, 2020 8:30 PM
Author: Yapping henna juggernaut digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#41569118)



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Date: December 25th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: Aqua public bath blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#41614658)



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Date: December 25th, 2020 1:13 PM
Author: excitant location

Holy shit, this thread is five years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#41614837)



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Date: December 25th, 2020 1:17 PM
Author: Galvanic water buffalo

Closer to the moon landing than today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#41614856)



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Date: October 14th, 2021 9:53 PM
Author: Aqua public bath blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#43273681)



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Date: October 27th, 2021 3:13 PM
Author: excitant location

This thread came out closer to 9/11 than today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#43339303)



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Date: December 17th, 2022 12:37 PM
Author: mauve zombie-like temple telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#45646764)



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Date: May 18th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: diverse base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#48941372)



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Date: October 27th, 2021 3:37 PM
Author: lime legend crackhouse

*Kennedy assassination

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#43339433)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 1:06 AM
Author: startled slippery market fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#44280793)



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Date: December 17th, 2022 11:50 AM
Author: Aqua public bath blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#45646600)



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Date: December 17th, 2022 12:09 PM
Author: Contagious Den



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Author: Aqua public bath blood rage



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Date: December 6th, 2023 12:42 AM
Author: Aqua public bath blood rage



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Date: May 18th, 2025 3:21 AM
Author: mauve zombie-like temple telephone



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Author: chandler (retired)



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