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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
Lascivious anal striped hyena
  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
Bespoke stirring home half-breed
  01/26/16
This one stings.
Salmon doctorate
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I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
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Cr edit
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Cr
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hm
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it's not that toxic
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  01/25/16
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  01/25/16
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  01/25/16
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180
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  01/26/16
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RIP brother
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180
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  01/25/16
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  01/25/16
toxic
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She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
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what do his professional concerns have to do with this
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A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
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  01/25/16
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  01/25/16
your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
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"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
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  01/25/16
He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
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  01/25/16
Yeah, probably true.
Effete police squad organic girlfriend
  01/25/16
I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
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  01/25/16
TY bro
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Crimson Crotch Blood Rage
  01/25/16
Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
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  01/26/16
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  10/27/17
credited advice
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  05/24/18
even more toxic
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i lol'd
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ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
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  01/26/16
...
cocky theater stage
  12/26/17
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Beady-eyed fluffy kitchen
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
Beady-eyed fluffy kitchen
  01/25/16
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Effete police squad organic girlfriend
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DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
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Effete police squad organic girlfriend
  01/25/16
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I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
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  01/25/16
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Effete police squad organic girlfriend
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...
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JFC holy shit
Azure Geriatric Base Tattoo
  10/27/17
lol at all the poasters encouraging him
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http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417...
dun patrolman
  10/27/17
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oh no
Lime library
  08/08/19
LOL
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JFC
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  03/19/20
Update?
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Devastating. Fuck my life.
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Diverse metal church
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I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
Narrow-minded Reading Party
  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
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Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
Narrow-minded Reading Party
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Cr
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...
Salmon doctorate
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...
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Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wear...
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...
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Stimulating Self-centered Idea He Suggested Indirect Expression
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You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
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"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
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...
Impressive Cerebral Den Trust Fund
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Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even ...
Bespoke stirring home half-breed
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1800000000000 thread
bipolar heaven
  01/26/16
you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
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"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
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Stimulating Self-centered Idea He Suggested Indirect Expression
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...
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exciting degenerate locus
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MAGA's Prolapsed Anus
  08/09/19
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cr this is poetry
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...
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*applause*
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recommending their own IVF doctors
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Narrow-minded Reading Party
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packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get lai...
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...
pink party of the first part hall
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...
Well-lubricated hyperactive main people gunner
  01/26/16
Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
wild scourge upon the earth
  01/26/16
Describe
Narrow-minded Reading Party
  01/26/16
8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
wild scourge upon the earth
  01/26/16
God damn brutal
Narrow-minded Reading Party
  01/26/16
...
bipolar heaven
  01/26/16
...
Well-lubricated hyperactive main people gunner
  01/26/16
Please be flame
Lascivious anal striped hyena
  01/26/16
If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
wild scourge upon the earth
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
Ultramarine Electric Brunch Clown
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
wild scourge upon the earth
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
Citrine circlehead gaping
  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
Heady bearded cuckoldry stage
  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
wild scourge upon the earth
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
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  01/26/16
Fuck
Citrine circlehead gaping
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
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  01/26/16
cq's!
lurid anal narrative
  01/26/16
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...
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  03/19/20
...
Soul-stirring sickened forum mood
  03/15/17
Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
Copper deer antler
  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
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  01/26/16
except for your autism
galvanic sooty karate
  01/26/16
...
Lascivious anal striped hyena
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...
Charismatic red ticket booth
  01/26/16
She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
Nofapping aqua filthpig
  01/26/16
(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
Well-lubricated hyperactive main people gunner
  01/26/16
...
Heady bearded cuckoldry stage
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...
Impressive Cerebral Den Trust Fund
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...
Salmon doctorate
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...
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  03/15/17
...
Canary crackhouse
  02/20/18
Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling...
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  01/26/16
underrated
Fuchsia curious office
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...
exciting degenerate locus
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Glittery Hospital Juggernaut
  11/27/16
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bipolar heaven
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jfc
Ultramarine Electric Brunch Clown
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...
Pearly Personal Credit Line Round Eye
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lmao at the dog bit
180 bistre messiness rehab
  01/26/16
Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?
wild scourge upon the earth
  01/26/16
fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.
bipolar heaven
  01/26/16
lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it ...
wild scourge upon the earth
  01/26/16
do u love it
bipolar heaven
  01/26/16
I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has t...
wild scourge upon the earth
  01/26/16
...
Elite genital piercing cuck
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Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behav...
180 bistre messiness rehab
  01/26/16
My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on a...
wild scourge upon the earth
  01/26/16
...
Lascivious anal striped hyena
  05/19/16
wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
Ultramarine Electric Brunch Clown
  01/26/16
Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll...
wild scourge upon the earth
  01/26/16
it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :...
Ultramarine Electric Brunch Clown
  01/26/16
dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't ...
180 bistre messiness rehab
  01/26/16
ok fair im kinda slow today
Ultramarine Electric Brunch Clown
  01/26/16
this guy gets it
wild scourge upon the earth
  01/26/16
...
translucent telephone
  01/26/16
Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which i...
aggressive boiling water
  01/26/16
it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanati...
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...
Citrine circlehead gaping
  01/26/16
...
Comical amethyst masturbator
  01/26/16
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Well-lubricated hyperactive main people gunner
  01/26/16
...
Diverse metal church
  01/26/16
*let's you borrow a bullet*
Impressive Cerebral Den Trust Fund
  01/26/16
JFC
dilemma boistinker
  01/26/16
180
Sepia Spot Sweet Tailpipe
  01/26/16
...
arrogant burgundy legal warrant
  01/26/16
I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Know...
Citrine circlehead gaping
  01/26/16
Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it expla...
wild scourge upon the earth
  01/26/16
...
aggressive boiling water
  01/26/16
...
aggressive boiling water
  01/26/16
"the love of your life facebook messages you congratula...
odious electric furnace pocket flask
  01/26/16
Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Law...
wild scourge upon the earth
  01/26/16
Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?
odious electric furnace pocket flask
  01/26/16
...
wild scourge upon the earth
  01/26/16
mmm hmmm
wild scourge upon the earth
  01/26/16
Jesus Christ. I'm very, very sorry to hear that. Why ...
odious electric furnace pocket flask
  01/26/16
180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
wild scourge upon the earth
  01/26/16
Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and t...
odious electric furnace pocket flask
  01/26/16
wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became th...
wild scourge upon the earth
  01/26/16
Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you...
odious electric furnace pocket flask
  01/26/16
180 twist
Lascivious anal striped hyena
  01/26/16
...
bipolar heaven
  01/26/16
THIS
Bat shit crazy wonderful ape parlour
  01/26/16
...
Crystalline immigrant space
  01/26/16
Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw...
Heady bearded cuckoldry stage
  01/26/16
All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned ...
odious electric furnace pocket flask
  01/26/16
No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be ...
Heady bearded cuckoldry stage
  01/26/16
I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this ana...
odious electric furnace pocket flask
  01/26/16
If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriou...
Heady bearded cuckoldry stage
  01/26/16
Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be ...
odious electric furnace pocket flask
  01/26/16
Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons...
Heady bearded cuckoldry stage
  01/26/16
And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message bo...
odious electric furnace pocket flask
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cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in...
irradiated fishy address toaster
  01/26/16
I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverte...
odious electric furnace pocket flask
  01/27/16
sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.
irradiated fishy address toaster
  01/27/16
shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope
lurid anal narrative
  01/26/16
Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approv...
odious electric furnace pocket flask
  01/26/16
Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in C...
Heady bearded cuckoldry stage
  01/26/16
The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in C...
odious electric furnace pocket flask
  01/26/16
Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve be...
Nofapping aqua filthpig
  01/26/16
Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the w...
odious electric furnace pocket flask
  01/26/16
I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But ye...
Heady bearded cuckoldry stage
  01/26/16
Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller ...
odious electric furnace pocket flask
  01/26/16
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lurid anal narrative
  01/26/16
180. *GULPS*
Native Son Of Senegal
  01/26/16
fucking damn
insane feces site
  01/26/16
...
big digit ratio
  01/26/16
180
ponyboy curtis
  01/26/16
Goodbye, XO.
Crimson Crotch Blood Rage
  01/26/16
Alright wish I never made this thread
Lascivious anal striped hyena
  01/27/16
...
Diverse metal church
  02/01/16
what the fuck was in this?
talented abode
  02/02/16
ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic
wine principal's office
  05/19/16
repost please
Crimson Crotch Blood Rage
  09/02/16
I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of m...
wild scourge upon the earth
  10/21/16
it was absolutely brutal
wine principal's office
  06/13/17
Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many B...
translucent telephone
  01/26/16
tyft brother
Bat shit crazy wonderful ape parlour
  01/26/16
...
bipolar heaven
  01/26/16
...
Effete police squad organic girlfriend
  01/27/16
180.
exciting degenerate locus
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...
Crystalline immigrant space
  01/29/16
...
puce demanding house
  01/31/16
...
bipolar heaven
  02/01/16
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brave
Lascivious anal striped hyena
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...
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...
bipolar heaven
  02/22/16
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...
Crimson Crotch Blood Rage
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...
Lascivious anal striped hyena
  09/27/16
...
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...
Ultramarine Electric Brunch Clown
  04/04/16
...
Umber Godawful Gas Station Goal In Life
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cr
180 bistre messiness rehab
  04/20/16
...
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...
bipolar heaven
  05/11/16
...
Lascivious anal striped hyena
  06/17/16
...
Slimy Ladyboy Faggotry
  09/27/16
...
Ultramarine Electric Brunch Clown
  10/21/16
mods please delete
Diverse metal church
  10/21/16
already preserved in the archives
lurid anal narrative
  10/24/16
...
Lascivious anal striped hyena
  10/24/16
i really like it here
wine principal's office
  10/24/16
...
puce demanding house
  10/27/16
...
charcoal center puppy
  12/17/16
mods no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so...
Diverse metal church
  01/03/17
There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said ...
Lascivious anal striped hyena
  08/24/17
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  01/23/17
... ...
dun patrolman
  01/23/17
...
Lascivious anal striped hyena
  07/08/17
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Swollen piazza
  08/18/17
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...
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...
Lascivious anal striped hyena
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...
Ultramarine Electric Brunch Clown
  03/15/17
...
Soul-stirring sickened forum mood
  03/15/17
...
puce demanding house
  04/02/17
"i made it," he thought.
trailer park
  04/02/17
If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to...
stubborn
  04/02/17
bump for leolenin
propecia mathematica
  06/01/17
...
clear
  06/01/17
...
exciting degenerate locus
  06/01/17
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...
propecia mathematica
  07/02/17
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Cream Tank
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...
chestnut coldplay fan jewess
  08/18/17
...
Ultramarine Electric Brunch Clown
  09/25/17
...
Citrine circlehead gaping
  10/27/17
This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 y...
Diverse metal church
  10/27/17
...
Arousing Harsh Theatre
  12/26/17
Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up ...
  12/26/17
xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken s...
Lascivious anal striped hyena
  12/26/17
Titcr This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her di...
  12/26/17
No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the probl...
charcoal center puppy
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cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane ...
hideous community account pervert
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...
Effete police squad organic girlfriend
  07/25/18
...
Citrine circlehead gaping
  05/17/18
...
Lascivious anal striped hyena
  07/25/18
man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in re...
Iridescent Self-absorbed Halford Famous Landscape Painting
  07/25/18
The signs were, sadly, all there
Lascivious anal striped hyena
  07/25/18
...
Startling Pistol
  07/25/18
...
Citrine circlehead gaping
  01/16/19
Not what I needed right now
Lascivious anal striped hyena
  01/16/19
...
Diverse metal church
  01/16/19
This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now...
Impertinent travel guidebook nibblets
  01/16/19
Jfc
Lascivious anal striped hyena
  01/16/19
Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.
Diverse metal church
  01/16/19
I hate this thread so fucking much
high-end zombie-like nowag roommate
  01/16/19
I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. ...
irradiated fishy address toaster
  01/16/19
Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
embarrassed to the bone queen of the night
  01/17/19
Obeezy’s recent past*
embarrassed to the bone queen of the night
  04/09/19
Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating
180 bistre messiness rehab
  01/17/19
Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creati...
embarrassed to the bone queen of the night
  01/17/19
...
Citrine circlehead gaping
  04/08/19
...
costumed
  04/09/19
thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o w...
Arousing Harsh Theatre
  04/09/19
...
embarrassed to the bone queen of the night
  04/09/19
Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find...
embarrassed to the bone queen of the night
  04/12/19
getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy ...
Lascivious anal striped hyena
  06/03/19
37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
mentally impaired stock car
  06/03/19
that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror fi...
Lascivious anal striped hyena
  06/03/19
...
Diverse metal church
  08/08/19
I have printed this thread and added it to the "book&qu...
black wrinkle
  06/03/19
ITT: Biryani tp’s life story
embarrassed to the bone queen of the night
  06/03/19
...
Comical amethyst masturbator
  08/08/19
Absolutely devastating for board libs.
embarrassed to the bone queen of the night
  08/08/19
...
embarrassed to the bone queen of the night
  08/12/19
Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer de...
richard clock
  08/12/19
Does that include you?
ruddy pisswyrm
  08/12/19
not quite yet but prob soon brother!
richard clock
  08/12/19
...
richard clock
  03/16/20
...
Underhanded prole
  02/02/20
...
Ultramarine Electric Brunch Clown
  03/14/20
...
180 bistre messiness rehab
  03/16/20
...
180 bistre messiness rehab
  09/30/20
...
bisexual stain
  08/27/21
...
Ultramarine Electric Brunch Clown
  09/13/21
...
Diverse metal church
  09/26/21
...
Chartreuse Slippery Mexican
  10/11/21
...
Tantric rebellious parlor
  10/11/21
bump
180 bistre messiness rehab
  03/12/22
...
Ultramarine Electric Brunch Clown
  01/05/23
...
Flatulent submissive background story hissy fit
  03/20/23
all time thread. xo used to get 500 posts threads that we...
Flickering useless brakes
  10/13/23
mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every ...
mewling dark kitty cat
  10/13/23
...
Lascivious anal striped hyena
  01/03/24
...
Citrine circlehead gaping
  08/09/24
...
Flatulent submissive background story hissy fit
  07/28/25
...
Fear-inspiring
  12/29/25
...
rose
  12/29/25
Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.
Poppy Coffee Pot
  12/29/25


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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: Lascivious anal striped hyena

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:08 AM
Author: Bespoke stirring home half-breed

180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: Salmon doctorate

This one stings.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:14 PM
Author: Comical amethyst masturbator

I hate you for this.

*devises gory killself method*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684234)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:27 AM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: Ultramarine Electric Brunch Clown

you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 months since we met! it's like fate!"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29678480)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
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jesus you guys are fucking brutal

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The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: galvanic sooty karate

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: excitant lilac elastic band

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: big digit ratio

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: Effete police squad organic girlfriend

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: lurid anal narrative

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Effete police squad organic girlfriend

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: lurid anal narrative

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Effete police squad organic girlfriend

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Lascivious anal striped hyena

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: lurid anal narrative

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Lascivious anal striped hyena

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: Nofapping aqua filthpig

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: lurid anal narrative

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Effete police squad organic girlfriend

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: Well-lubricated hyperactive main people gunner

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Effete police squad organic girlfriend

Yeah, probably true.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Well-lubricated hyperactive main people gunner

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Effete police squad organic girlfriend

TY bro

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: Primrose irate station

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: dashing bull headed athletic conference boltzmann

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: dun patrolman

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy khaki laser beams

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: lurid anal narrative

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy wonderful ape parlour

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Effete police squad organic girlfriend

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Well-lubricated hyperactive main people gunner

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: lurid anal narrative

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Lascivious anal striped hyena

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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: Bronze bawdyhouse hunting ground

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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: lurid anal narrative

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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: Effete police squad organic girlfriend

Will do my best. TY

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: Bespoke stirring home half-breed

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Beady-eyed fluffy kitchen

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Beady-eyed fluffy kitchen

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Effete police squad organic girlfriend

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Beady-eyed fluffy kitchen

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: lurid anal narrative

why do you think that?

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: Beady-eyed fluffy kitchen

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: lurid anal narrative

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Beady-eyed fluffy kitchen

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Lascivious anal striped hyena

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: Effete police squad organic girlfriend

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: lurid anal narrative

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Effete police squad organic girlfriend

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: beta mother national

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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Lascivious anal striped hyena

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Ultramarine Electric Brunch Clown

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: Lascivious anal striped hyena

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: lurid anal narrative

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: bipolar heaven



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Author: Olive box office new version

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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Effete police squad organic girlfriend



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: pink party of the first part hall



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: odious electric furnace pocket flask

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: Primrose irate station

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Azure Geriatric Base Tattoo

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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: concupiscible casino

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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: Lascivious anal striped hyena

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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: dun patrolman

Wife unilaterally decided to be a SAHM

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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: cordovan water buffalo

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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: Boyish Corner

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Author: Lime library

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Author: swashbuckling affirmative action theater

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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: propecia mathematica (uspo)

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Author: Flatulent submissive background story hissy fit

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Coiffed therapy

Devastating. Fuck my life.

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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: Effete police squad organic girlfriend



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Reading Party

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: pink party of the first part hall

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Reading Party

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: pink party of the first part hall

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Author: Salmon doctorate



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Salmon doctorate



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Reading Party

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29681796)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: galvanic sooty karate



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: Fragrant resort

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29681829)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: Fragrant resort



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: Stimulating Self-centered Idea He Suggested Indirect Expression

Y-...Yes?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683517)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: Canary crackhouse

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683868)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: 180 bistre messiness rehab

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Impressive Cerebral Den Trust Fund



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: Bespoke stirring home half-breed

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29682052)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: bipolar heaven

1800000000000 thread

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29682082)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Ultramarine Electric Brunch Clown

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: 180 bistre messiness rehab

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: Lascivious anal striped hyena

Lmfao

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683489)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Stimulating Self-centered Idea He Suggested Indirect Expression

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683523)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: Comical amethyst masturbator



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: bipolar heaven



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Impressive Cerebral Den Trust Fund



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684772)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: exciting degenerate locus



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: Thriller multi-billionaire school

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: Lascivious anal striped hyena



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: Nofapping aqua filthpig

LOL this is brilliant work

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684175)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: Comical amethyst masturbator

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

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(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684259)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: Fuchsia curious office



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: bipolar heaven



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy wonderful ape parlour

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: location

cr this is poetry

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#30201794)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Soul-stirring sickened forum mood



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32833825)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: Mildly autistic mediation

*applause*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34543111)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: dun patrolman



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: bipolar heaven



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Reading Party

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(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683797)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: bipolar heaven

recommending their own IVF doctors

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683802)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: Lascivious anal striped hyena

*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683831)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Reading Party



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683840)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Reading Party

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683851)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: pink party of the first part hall



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: Well-lubricated hyperactive main people gunner



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684049)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: wild scourge upon the earth

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Reading Party

Describe

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: wild scourge upon the earth

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684295)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Reading Party

God damn brutal

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: bipolar heaven



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684304)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: Well-lubricated hyperactive main people gunner



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684427)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: Lascivious anal striped hyena

Please be flame

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: wild scourge upon the earth

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Ultramarine Electric Brunch Clown

are u stil maried

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684694)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: wild scourge upon the earth

yes - 3 years this May

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684701)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: Citrine circlehead gaping

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#47734478)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Heady bearded cuckoldry stage

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: wild scourge upon the earth

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: odious electric furnace pocket flask

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685696)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: Citrine circlehead gaping

Fuck

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684899)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: Diverse metal church

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: lurid anal narrative

cq's!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685268)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: wild scourge upon the earth

Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. OK - pissed off. Wife frigid.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29686563)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: propecia mathematica (uspo)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Soul-stirring sickened forum mood



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: Copper deer antler

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684182)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Nofapping aqua filthpig

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: galvanic sooty karate

except for your autism

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684273)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: Lascivious anal striped hyena



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: Nofapping aqua filthpig

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: Well-lubricated hyperactive main people gunner

(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: Heady bearded cuckoldry stage



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Nofapping aqua filthpig

LOL fair

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685581)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: 180 bistre messiness rehab

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(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684847)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: Soul-stirring sickened forum mood



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Author: Canary crackhouse



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Reading Party

Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Fuchsia curious office

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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: exciting degenerate locus



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: Coral deep sanctuary cuckold

why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, groom waits for bride

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: wild scourge upon the earth



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: bipolar heaven



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: Ultramarine Electric Brunch Clown

jfc

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: 180 bistre messiness rehab

lmao at the dog bit

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: wild scourge upon the earth

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: bipolar heaven

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: wild scourge upon the earth

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: bipolar heaven

do u love it

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: wild scourge upon the earth

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684698)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: 180 bistre messiness rehab

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: wild scourge upon the earth

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: Lascivious anal striped hyena



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Ultramarine Electric Brunch Clown

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: wild scourge upon the earth

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Ultramarine Electric Brunch Clown

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: 180 bistre messiness rehab

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Ultramarine Electric Brunch Clown

ok fair im kinda slow today

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: wild scourge upon the earth

this guy gets it

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: translucent telephone



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: aggressive boiling water

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: insane feces site

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: Citrine circlehead gaping



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Author: Comical amethyst masturbator



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Well-lubricated hyperactive main people gunner

*puts gun in mouth*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: Diverse metal church



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Impressive Cerebral Den Trust Fund

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: dilemma boistinker

JFC

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author: Sepia Spot Sweet Tailpipe

180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: arrogant burgundy legal warrant



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Citrine circlehead gaping

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: wild scourge upon the earth

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: aggressive boiling water



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: aggressive boiling water



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: odious electric furnace pocket flask

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: wild scourge upon the earth

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: odious electric furnace pocket flask

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: wild scourge upon the earth



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: wild scourge upon the earth

mmm hmmm

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: odious electric furnace pocket flask

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: wild scourge upon the earth

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: odious electric furnace pocket flask

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: wild scourge upon the earth

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: odious electric furnace pocket flask

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: Lascivious anal striped hyena

180 twist

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: bipolar heaven



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy wonderful ape parlour

THIS

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Crystalline immigrant space



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: Heady bearded cuckoldry stage

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: odious electric furnace pocket flask

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: Heady bearded cuckoldry stage

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: odious electric furnace pocket flask

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Heady bearded cuckoldry stage

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: odious electric furnace pocket flask

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Heady bearded cuckoldry stage

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: odious electric furnace pocket flask

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: irradiated fishy address toaster

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: odious electric furnace pocket flask

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: irradiated fishy address toaster

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: lurid anal narrative

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: odious electric furnace pocket flask

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: Heady bearded cuckoldry stage

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: odious electric furnace pocket flask

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: Nofapping aqua filthpig

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: odious electric furnace pocket flask

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: Heady bearded cuckoldry stage

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: odious electric furnace pocket flask

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: lurid anal narrative

damn bruh you going HAM itt

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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Native Son Of Senegal

180. *GULPS*

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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: insane feces site

fucking damn

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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: big digit ratio



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author: ponyboy curtis

180

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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Crimson Crotch Blood Rage

Goodbye, XO.

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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: Lascivious anal striped hyena

Alright wish I never made this thread

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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Diverse metal church



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: talented abode

what the fuck was in this?

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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: wine principal's office

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Crimson Crotch Blood Rage

repost please

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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: wild scourge upon the earth

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: wine principal's office

it was absolutely brutal

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: translucent telephone

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy wonderful ape parlour

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: bipolar heaven



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: exciting degenerate locus

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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author: Crystalline immigrant space



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted cruise ship

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: Lascivious anal striped hyena

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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: Swollen piazza

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Crimson Crotch Blood Rage



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: 180 bistre messiness rehab

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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: Diverse metal church

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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: lurid anal narrative

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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: wine principal's office

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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: puce demanding house



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: Diverse metal church

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: Lascivious anal striped hyena

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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Misanthropic Shitlib

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: dun patrolman

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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: Soul-stirring sickened forum mood



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: puce demanding house



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: trailer park

"i made it," he thought.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author: stubborn

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: propecia mathematica (u$po)

bump for leolenin

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#33449151)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author: clear



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: exciting degenerate locus



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Light magical antidepressant drug turdskin

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: propecia mathematica (uspo)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: Cream Tank

where is corporate slave?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: chestnut coldplay fan jewess



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Ultramarine Electric Brunch Clown



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: Citrine circlehead gaping



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: Diverse metal church

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Arousing Harsh Theatre



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: 

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: Lascivious anal striped hyena

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: 

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: charcoal center puppy

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: hideous community account pervert

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: Effete police squad organic girlfriend



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: Citrine circlehead gaping



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: Lascivious anal striped hyena



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: Iridescent Self-absorbed Halford Famous Landscape Painting

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Lascivious anal striped hyena

The signs were, sadly, all there

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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: Startling Pistol



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Citrine circlehead gaping



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Lascivious anal striped hyena

Not what I needed right now

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Diverse metal church



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Impertinent travel guidebook nibblets

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Lascivious anal striped hyena

Jfc

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Diverse metal church

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author: high-end zombie-like nowag roommate

I hate this thread so fucking much

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: irradiated fishy address toaster

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone queen of the night

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone queen of the night

Obeezy’s recent past*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: 180 bistre messiness rehab

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone queen of the night

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: Citrine circlehead gaping



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author: costumed



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: Arousing Harsh Theatre

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone queen of the night



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone queen of the night

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: Lascivious anal striped hyena

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author: mentally impaired stock car

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: Lascivious anal striped hyena

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: Diverse metal church



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: black wrinkle

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone queen of the night

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: Comical amethyst masturbator



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone queen of the night

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone queen of the night



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: richard clock (ggtp)

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author: ruddy pisswyrm

Does that include you?

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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author: richard clock (ggtp)

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author: richard clock (ggtp)



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author: Underhanded prole



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: Ultramarine Electric Brunch Clown



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: 180 bistre messiness rehab



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: 180 bistre messiness rehab



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author: bisexual stain



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: Ultramarine Electric Brunch Clown



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: Diverse metal church



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author: Chartreuse Slippery Mexican



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: Tantric rebellious parlor



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: 180 bistre messiness rehab

bump

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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: Ultramarine Electric Brunch Clown



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: Flatulent submissive background story hissy fit



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author: Flickering useless brakes

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: mewling dark kitty cat

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#46931020)



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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Lascivious anal striped hyena



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Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: Citrine circlehead gaping



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Date: July 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: Flatulent submissive background story hissy fit



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: rose



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Date: December 29th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: Poppy Coffee Pot

Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.

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