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Date: December 16th, 2005 8:41 AM Author: fragrant field stock car Chuck Norris has won the "Last Person to Post in this Thread Wins" (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#4577521) |
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Date: December 16th, 2005 8:45 AM Author: gay bawdyhouse Chuck Norris killed Elvis Grbac with a roundhouse kick to the face. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#4577525) |
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Date: December 16th, 2005 6:32 PM Author: Vermilion Resort Associate pwn3d (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#4582393) |
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Date: December 16th, 2005 6:37 PM Author: Spectacular tanning salon vin3d (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#4582434) |
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Date: December 16th, 2005 8:48 AM Author: Federal primrose dopamine Chuck Norris attended NU for undergrad, has appeared in Playboy, was accepted to UT for med school, has a flourishing modeling career, and dates an investment banker. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#4577529) |
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Date: December 16th, 2005 8:49 AM Author: gay bawdyhouse is it true that Chuck Norris used to post here? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#4577530) |
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Date: December 16th, 2005 12:21 PM Author: crystalline heady box office azn 180^180 (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#4578647) |
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Date: December 16th, 2005 7:04 PM Author: learning disabled ebony temple feces Oh god, I laughed so loudly, my kitten ran into another room. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#4582695) |
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Date: December 30th, 2005 2:35 PM Author: salmon scourge upon the earth cruise ship Yes. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#4696035) |
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Date: December 16th, 2005 5:13 PM Author: Ruby useless love of her life french chef There are no T's in Chuck Norris's name, thus making it impossible to idenTTTify him as a TTT. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#4581734) |
Date: December 16th, 2005 8:46 AM Author: Boyish Hissy Fit Chuck Norris got a 174 on the LSAT simply by writing TITCR (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#4577526) |
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Date: December 16th, 2005 8:49 AM Author: Mildly autistic international law enforcement agency mad-dog skullcap With a quill pen. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#4577531) |
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Date: December 16th, 2005 11:10 AM Author: Mint vigorous round eye principal's office hi-larious (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#4577979) |
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Date: December 16th, 2005 8:55 AM Author: maniacal deep fanboi Chuck Norris can't get laid. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#4577535) |
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Date: December 16th, 2005 11:52 AM Author: Spectacular tanning salon This one fails to be funny. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#4578401) |
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Date: December 16th, 2005 9:01 AM Author: passionate pea-brained spot pisswyrm Chuck Norris, Antonin Scalia Endowed Professor of Space Law, Princeton School of Law (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#4577539) |
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Date: December 16th, 2005 11:09 AM Author: Unhinged Lake University Gaming Laptop When a URM asked about his chances at HYS with a 3.3/165, Chuck Norris killed him with a roundhouse kick to the face and said "HTFH" (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#4577976) |
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Date: December 16th, 2005 11:09 AM Author: Mint vigorous round eye principal's office booooo (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#4577978) |
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Date: December 16th, 2005 11:10 AM Author: Unhinged Lake University Gaming Laptop If Chuck Norris were really a XOXO poster, you know he would be doing this *all the time*. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#4577983) |
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Date: December 16th, 2005 11:10 AM Author: Fuchsia Sexy Kitty Cat Mad Cow Disease lol (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#4577981) |
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Date: December 16th, 2005 11:10 AM Author: Fuchsia Sexy Kitty Cat Mad Cow Disease (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#4577984) |
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Date: December 16th, 2005 11:11 AM Author: Unhinged Lake University Gaming Laptop I personally don't have a problem with AA, as I've pointed out many times elsewhere. But this is a XOXO-ification of Chuck. Hence you know it would happen, since 90% of the rest of XOXO has their panties in a bunch about it. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#4577993) |
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Date: December 16th, 2005 11:12 AM Author: Mint vigorous round eye principal's office but, it isn't in the spirit of the chuck. i know, as i watched walker, texas ranger for years alongside my grandmother. we also watched dr. quinn, medicine woman. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#4578003) |
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Date: December 16th, 2005 12:24 PM Author: Aquamarine underhanded center depressive I feel sorry for you. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#4578668) |
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Date: December 16th, 2005 7:04 PM Author: learning disabled ebony temple feces Dude! I, too, did this with my grandmother. Awesome! (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#4582701) |
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Date: December 16th, 2005 11:11 AM Author: Fuchsia Sexy Kitty Cat Mad Cow Disease Chuck Norris doesn't apply for law school, law schools apply for him (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#4577988) |
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Date: December 16th, 2005 11:15 AM Author: Fuchsia Sexy Kitty Cat Mad Cow Disease Chuck Norris often takes the LSAT to clear his sinuses, coincidentally, those were the very times that Robin Singh missed getting a 180 (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#4578018) |
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Date: December 16th, 2005 11:20 AM Author: Unhinged Lake University Gaming Laptop The highest score you can get on the LSAT, in fact, is "Chuck Norris."
A "Chuck Norris" = Yale auto-admit. |
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Date: December 16th, 2005 11:21 AM Author: Fuchsia Sexy Kitty Cat Mad Cow Disease but only Chuck Norris can get that (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#4578061) |
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Date: December 16th, 2005 11:16 AM Author: Fuchsia Sexy Kitty Cat Mad Cow Disease Chuck Norris once PWN3d Tubgirl by Lemonpartying her (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#4578029) |
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Date: December 16th, 2005 11:31 AM Author: Violet geriatric tank You are just two subpoenas away from death by roundhouse kick. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#4578204) |
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Date: December 16th, 2005 6:13 PM Author: Unhinged Lake University Gaming Laptop Beautiful. We need more Chuck/LeiTTTer comparisons. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#4582237) |
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Date: February 5th, 2006 5:33 PM Author: canary windowlicker stag film I was going to say that Chuck Norris is so powerful, you need a third subpoena to get to him. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#5003037) |
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Date: December 16th, 2005 11:52 AM Author: Motley haunted graveyard ticket booth ChuckNorislikesporkchopsbecausetheyareshapedlikeAfrica (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#4578402) |
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Date: December 30th, 2005 1:13 PM Author: wine nibblets locus chucknorrislikesporkchopsbecausetheyareshapedliketexas (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#4695567) |
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Date: December 16th, 2005 11:58 AM Author: Self-absorbed Step-uncle's House Boltzmann Any conservatives want to smoke this with Chuck and Andots? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#4578434) |
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Date: December 16th, 2005 11:59 AM Author: smoky orchestra pit gaping HYSCCN =
Harvard Yale Stanford Columbia Chuck Norris |
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Date: December 16th, 2005 12:23 PM Author: Unhinged Lake University Gaming Laptop Oh, this one was *good*. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#4578659) |
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Date: February 5th, 2006 5:10 PM Author: Adventurous Stain "chuck fucking norris" (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#5002837) |
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Date: December 16th, 2005 12:00 PM Author: Spectacular tanning salon On his birthday, Vin Diesel randomly selects one lucky gunner to be thrown into the sun. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#4578451) |
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Date: December 16th, 2005 12:04 PM Author: Spectacular tanning salon Once a poster stated a truth about Vin Diesel in a Chuck Norris thread. He was found brutally injured ten minutes later in the law library stacks, and died in the ambulance of roundhouse-kick-related injuries. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#4578475) |
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Date: December 16th, 2005 12:00 PM Author: adulterous self-centered son of senegal den Chuck Norris is best in Asia. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#4578454) |
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Date: December 16th, 2005 12:01 PM Author: Contagious Translucent Theatre Chuck Norris invented Ambition, and regularly engages in tournaments with Renada Deshada and 174. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#4578457) |
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Date: December 16th, 2005 12:02 PM Author: adulterous self-centered son of senegal den You mean that internationally-known invented card game??? Invented in Brussels by a student from Carleton? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#4578464) |
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Date: December 16th, 2005 12:01 PM Author: Motley haunted graveyard ticket booth Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris. |
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Date: December 16th, 2005 12:05 PM Author: Spectacular tanning salon If you post "Chuck Norris" five times, he will appear and kill your entire family... but at least you get to see Chuck Norris. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#4578483) |
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Date: December 16th, 2005 5:42 PM Author: poppy well-lubricated therapy A. A. A. A. A. |
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Date: December 16th, 2005 5:50 PM Author: rambunctious cyan faggotry well played. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#4582054) |
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Date: December 16th, 2005 12:05 PM Author: garnet chapel half-breed When law professors deliver their final words on the last class, the students begin a slow clap . . . . for Chuck Norris. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#4578481) |
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Date: December 16th, 2005 12:16 PM Author: Alcoholic candlestick maker A few years ago, while browsing around the library downtown, I had to take a piss. As I entered the john a big beautiful all-american football hero type, Chuck Norris, came out of one of the booths. I stood at the urinal looking at him out of the corner of my eye as he washed his hands. He didn't once look at me. He was "straight" and married -- and in any case I was sure I wouldn't have a chance with him. As soon as he left I darted into the booth he'd vacated, hoping there might be a lingering smell of shit and even a seat still warm from his sturdy young ass. I found not only the smell but the shit itself. He'd forgotten to flush. And what a treasure he had left behind. Three or four beautiful specimens floated in the bowl. It apparently had been a fairly dry, constipated shit, for all were fat, stiff, and ruggedly textured. The real prize was a great feast of turd -- a nine inch gastrointestinal triumph as thick as a man's wrist. I knelt before the bowl, inhaling the rich brown fragrance and wondered if I should obey the impulse building up inside me. I'd always been a heavy rimmer and had lapped up more than one little clump of shit, but that had been just an inevitable part of eating ass and not an end in itself. Of course I'd had jerk-off fantasies of devouring great loads of it (what rimmer hasn't), but I had never done it. Now, here I was, confronted with the most beautiful five-pound turd I'd ever feasted my eyes on, a sausage fit to star in any fantasy and one I knew to have been hatched from the asshole of the world's handsomest young stud. Why not? I plucked it from the bowl, holding it with both hands to keep it from breaking. I lifted it to my nose. It smelled like rich, ripe limburger (horrid, but thrilling), yet had the consistency of cheddar. What is cheese anyway but milk turning to shit without the benefit of a digestive tract? I gave it a lick and MY HEAD IMMEDIATELY EXPLODED FROM THE POWER OF CHUCK NORRIS FECES. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#4578582) |
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Date: September 16th, 2006 3:53 AM Author: stimulating garrison underappreciated post. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#6622978) |
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Date: December 16th, 2005 12:21 PM Author: exhilarant whorehouse faggot firefighter Chuck Norris is the patented creator of Meatspin and receives royalties each time you click on the link. All proceeds go to fight double aids in subsaharan africa. won't you do your part? www.meatspin.com (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#4578642) |
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Date: December 16th, 2005 1:48 PM Author: fragrant field stock car The "\" at the top is actually a scar left over from when Chuck Norris roundhoused his computer (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#4579432) |
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Date: December 16th, 2005 5:27 PM Author: rambunctious cyan faggotry Cravath wasn't even a V100 firm until three years ago when Chuck Norris became the hiring partner. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#4581844) |
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Date: December 16th, 2005 5:34 PM Author: Amethyst Vibrant Range What is Chuck Norris? Chuck Norris is a wonderful Japanese artform... (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#4581897) |
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Date: December 16th, 2005 5:36 PM Author: kink-friendly gunner Chuck Norris stared the classic refrigerator, hls cool doods with haircuts, all the rate this chick threads, farted and office smells like an asshole, and more imporantly the chuck norris threads that make you laugh. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#4581916) |
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Date: December 16th, 2005 5:36 PM Author: Contagious Translucent Theatre I was at McDonalds, and talking with some friends and stuff. There was this guy sitting in the corner all by himself. He looked sort of depressed. I didn't really think about it until later though. He finished his food before us and walked out. Like, 30 seconds later, we hear these brakes screeching and we were like 'WTF, was that a car accident?' and we all stand up and look out the window. It was that kid. I guess he jumped in front of a car or something. He was just lying on the ground. I couldn't tell if he was alive or not. It was crazy. This lady standing in line started screaming and stuff. We didn't go out there, but we watched until the ambulance came. It was really sad when his mom showed up though. They had to sort of shovel him onto the stretcher, and as they were putting him into the ambulance, Chuck Norris came, gave the guy CPR, and kicked the shit out of the driver of the car. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#4581924) |
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Date: December 16th, 2005 5:41 PM Author: beady-eyed shrine Chuck Norris is so virile that he vomits semen, hence the spunk on rasquach's floppy tits. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#4581966) |
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Date: December 16th, 2005 5:42 PM Author: poppy well-lubricated therapy Chuck Norris to Stabby: DING! Fag! (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#4581987) |
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Date: December 16th, 2005 6:33 PM Author: Vermilion Resort Associate 180 (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#4582402) |
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Date: December 16th, 2005 5:59 PM Author: adulterous self-centered son of senegal den TITCR. This is THE Chuck (Norris) Response. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#4582109) |
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Date: December 16th, 2005 6:01 PM Author: salmon scourge upon the earth cruise ship in this thread we CHUCK NORRIS (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#4582124) |
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Date: December 16th, 2005 6:02 PM Author: poppy well-lubricated therapy Just farted. Office smells like Chuck Norris. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#4582136) |
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Date: December 16th, 2005 6:04 PM Author: salmon scourge upon the earth cruise ship chucknorrislikesporkchopsbecausetheyareshapedlikearoundhousedhead (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#4582145) |
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Date: December 16th, 2005 6:11 PM Author: Unhinged Lake University Gaming Laptop Once four Michigan 1Ls known as "The Crew" picked a fight with Chuck Norris because they mistook him for a drunken fratboy.
Chuck Norris caved two of their heads in using only his chin, while the other two stood by and watched. Then he killed those two with roundhouse kicks to the face. |
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Date: December 16th, 2005 6:11 PM Author: Ruby useless love of her life french chef All pleadings in federal court against Chuck Norris involve Rule 9(g). (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#4582216) |
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Date: December 16th, 2005 6:15 PM Author: salmon scourge upon the earth cruise ship UT dropped to tier 4 status when Chuck Norris became aware of Leiter's ranking methodology. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#4582255) |
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Date: December 16th, 2005 6:19 PM Author: Federal primrose dopamine In this thread we talk like Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking the life out of B-FF (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#4582280) |
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Date: December 16th, 2005 6:23 PM Author: Pontificating Bat-shit-crazy Voyeur Famous Landscape Painting Chuck Norris is so prestigious his name is both the C and the N in the very coveted CNN of the T-14. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#4582313) |
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Date: December 16th, 2005 6:35 PM Author: Unhinged Lake University Gaming Laptop 120. It's been done (see above). (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#4582423) |
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Date: December 16th, 2005 6:41 PM Author: Pontificating Bat-shit-crazy Voyeur Famous Landscape Painting Damn I suck. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#4582476) |
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Date: December 16th, 2005 6:29 PM Author: Splenetic Ivory Pistol Long ago, when an inferior poster tried to make a point, Chuck Norris destroyed him with such ferocity and quickness that the poster killed himself immediately. When later asked about the incident, GTO replied:
Poster Was Norrised
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Date: December 16th, 2005 6:32 PM Author: fragrant field stock car awesome (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#4582389) |
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Date: December 17th, 2005 11:43 AM Author: exhilarant whorehouse faggot firefighter completely awesome (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#4588325) |
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Date: December 16th, 2005 6:34 PM Author: Vermilion Resort Associate Cool Guys with Cool Haircuts in Delta Force (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#4582406) |
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Date: December 16th, 2005 6:35 PM Author: Vermilion Resort Associate Walker, TTTexas Ranger (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#4582420) |
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Date: December 16th, 2005 6:35 PM Author: fragrant field stock car Egg's RoboCop art was actually Chuck Norris in a RoboCop costume (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#4582424) |
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Date: December 16th, 2005 6:42 PM Author: electric goal in life Chuck Norris has never had amazing sex with someone NOT his boyfriend, because Chuck Norris is not a fag. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#4582489) |
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Date: December 16th, 2005 6:43 PM Author: salmon scourge upon the earth cruise ship Then wouldn't he always have amazing sex with somebody who isn't his boyfriend? After all, Chuck never has non-amazing sex. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#4582500) |
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Date: December 16th, 2005 6:47 PM Author: electric goal in life Excellent point, there would be no need to specify if the sex was amazing. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#4582532) |
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Date: December 16th, 2005 6:47 PM Author: Unhinged Lake University Gaming Laptop A gell-headed Chuck Norris crushed Evan-2001/Dan's face using only his beard. Because he had been keeping an eye out for him.
Well, wasn't that a nice end-of-semester surprise! |
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Date: December 16th, 2005 6:48 PM Author: fragrant field stock car Chuck Norris RIPPED OFF HIS NUTS
I dont think of myself as a shit eating faggot, I think of myself as CHUCK NORRIS
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Date: December 16th, 2005 6:55 PM Author: salmon scourge upon the earth cruise ship Bill McHenry was actually nullo'ed when Chuck Norris flipped out and created a nullifying sonic boom after trying to roundhouse kick away the sadness from Snape killing Dumbledore on page 606. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#4582614) |
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Date: December 16th, 2005 7:13 PM Author: fragrant field stock car Chuck Norris won the "XOXO Smut writing contest" simply by writing "Chuck Norris's penis is hard" (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#4582772) |
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Date: December 16th, 2005 7:26 PM Author: kink-friendly gunner This made me laugh out loud at the office when I was trying to pretend to work... Thanks a lot dick! (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#4582890) |
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Date: December 17th, 2005 1:04 PM Author: Supple Parlor Chuck Norris City WAS built in a day by Chuck Norris before he sold it to the Ancient Romans. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#4588682) |
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Date: December 30th, 2005 1:07 PM Author: exhilarant whorehouse faggot firefighter I just read about Chuck Norris in US Weekly. Those guys at the football game were real jerks (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#4695542) |
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Date: December 30th, 2005 2:24 PM Author: arrogant rough-skinned ceo sanctuary The guy sitting next to me drew Chuck Norris on his torts exam.
Instead of a grade, the professor roundhouse kicked him in the face. |
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Date: February 5th, 2006 5:07 PM Author: purple kitchen haha! (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#5002804) |
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Date: December 30th, 2005 2:29 PM Author: wine nibblets locus Robocop is curator of the Museum of Modern Chuck Norris Art. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#4695981) |
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Date: December 30th, 2005 2:43 PM Author: thriller blood rage hell Chuck Norris is more prestigious than Biglaw (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#4696079) |
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Date: December 30th, 2005 3:53 PM Author: fragrant field stock car Chuck Norris won the "Would Anyone raise kids in a city" debate with a roundhouse (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#4696514) |
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Date: January 4th, 2006 5:40 PM Author: fragrant field stock car chuck norris once hate fucked jill (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#4734007) |
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Date: January 4th, 2006 5:46 PM Author: pearl mentally impaired fat ankles boistinker Chuck Norris notified Haley Jo Osmond, at the time a 6 year old child, that Osmond had contracted the HIV/AIDs virus. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#4734047) |
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Date: January 4th, 2006 5:47 PM Author: Spectacular tanning salon Chuck Norris has a room in which he mounts the heads of Feministes he has beheaded via roundhouse kick. The number of heads is equal to the number of Feministes he has had sex with. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#4734055) |
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Date: January 4th, 2006 5:48 PM Author: Flickering forum foreskin http://www.jeffandwillandchucknorris.com/ (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#4734062) |
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Date: February 5th, 2006 4:16 PM Author: fragrant field stock car Chuck Norris gave Madame Cunt AIDS without giving her HIV. This is the source of her "AIDS knowledge." (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#5002308) |
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Date: February 5th, 2006 5:37 PM Author: razzmatazz khaki gas station dingle berry 178 (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#5003068) |
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Date: February 5th, 2006 4:22 PM Author: Free-loading multi-colored market antidepressant drug Chuck Norris can kill people with his mind and then resurrect them with his mind so fast that you don't notice anything has happened.
And then he will kill them with a roundhouse kick to the face. |
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Date: February 5th, 2006 4:34 PM Author: narrow-minded stage tattoo Hey Chuck Norris, Poetic Dreamer wants his virginity back (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#5002489) |
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Date: February 5th, 2006 4:59 PM Author: rebellious indecent halford Non-Chuck Norris threads bump themselves so that they may be closer to Chuck Norris-related threads. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#5002727) |
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Date: February 5th, 2006 5:00 PM Author: bossy set Chuck Norris got in everywhere he applied! (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#5002736) |
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Date: February 5th, 2006 5:06 PM Author: purple kitchen chuck norris came here and told me a bunch of funy jokes!!!111 unfortunately, i don't remember them because he also gave me a roundhouse kick to the face. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#5002794) |
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Date: February 5th, 2006 5:32 PM Author: red at-the-ready space circlehead Chuck Norris' roundhouse kicks are both shrewd and decadent. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#5003029) |
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Date: February 5th, 2006 8:34 PM Author: Free-loading multi-colored market antidepressant drug Chuck Norris can fart naked all he wants and never get diarrhea all over the carpet. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#5004352) |
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Date: October 8th, 2006 1:24 AM Author: poppy well-lubricated therapy Chuck Norris jokes never get old (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#6748471) |
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Date: October 8th, 2006 2:06 AM Author: Big-titted School Boiling Water chuck norris discovered that FAGGOT FIREFIGHTERS caused all the deaths during 9/11 and killed anne frank.
chuck norris' flow is slick and smooth like diarrhea |
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Date: October 8th, 2006 6:43 AM Author: Nubile Mahogany Location Trust Fund is an old useless fuck who was Bruce Lee's bitch and was never any good at a martial art dominated by Asians. he got to where he was by being white, sort of like Vanilla Ice. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#6749122) |