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Yanni and the Jets.mp3

Hey, TWINKS, welcome to the Classic The Beefboy features FU...
carnelian soul-stirring circlehead
  06/19/16
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carnelian soul-stirring circlehead
  06/19/16
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charismatic crotch
  06/19/16
Lol. Elton John is 180
Out-of-control Menage
  06/19/16
one fucking eighty
Dun Stead
  06/19/16
TY, brother. Care to CUM-tribute a verse?
carnelian soul-stirring circlehead
  06/19/16
It's an often misheard lyric, but the chorus (and title of t...
appetizing federal mother
  06/19/16
180000000
carnelian soul-stirring circlehead
  06/19/16
The pair also contributed "Cockodile Rock," a song...
appetizing federal mother
  06/19/16
Not much on the traditional song lyric sites. But found thi...
carnelian soul-stirring circlehead
  06/20/16
I've heard this version a few times. I've also heard altern...
appetizing federal mother
  06/20/16
This kind of SCHOLARSHIP really makes this bort a treasured ...
carnelian soul-stirring circlehead
  06/20/16
Well, cock rocking is nude, no jockstraps and the semen all...
appetizing federal mother
  10/25/24
But due to the frequency of the mishearing over the years he...
charismatic crotch
  06/20/16
Another funny story. That actually started when Rammstein -...
appetizing federal mother
  06/20/16
Any truth to the rumor that Dan Otter and Snake Assombo had ...
carnelian soul-stirring circlehead
  06/20/16
Honestly, I'm not sure. That's one of those legendary backs...
appetizing federal mother
  06/20/16
Glad you referenced Biggleston. He's not really known by a l...
carnelian soul-stirring circlehead
  06/20/16
There's a LOT of rumors of crystal methamphetamine abuse in ...
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  06/20/16
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carnelian soul-stirring circlehead
  06/21/16
He's got a massive cock, don't wear no jock You know I read...
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Hey kids, shake your dicks together The spotlight's hitt...
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Date: June 19th, 2016 8:29 PM
Author: carnelian soul-stirring circlehead

Hey, TWINKS, welcome to the Classic

The Beefboy features FUCKSTICKS

That are practically Jurassic

We’ll need some TURTLEBACKS tonight so join the scrum

You’re gonna see a guy named Otter

Shooting ropes of CUM



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3260055&forum_id=2#30742672)



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Date: June 19th, 2016 10:56 PM
Author: carnelian soul-stirring circlehead



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Date: June 19th, 2016 10:57 PM
Author: charismatic crotch



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Date: June 19th, 2016 10:59 PM
Author: Out-of-control Menage

Lol.

Elton John is 180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3260055&forum_id=2#30744103)



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Date: June 19th, 2016 11:00 PM
Author: Dun Stead

one fucking eighty

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Date: June 19th, 2016 11:40 PM
Author: carnelian soul-stirring circlehead

TY, brother.

Care to CUM-tribute a verse?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3260055&forum_id=2#30744482)



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Date: June 19th, 2016 11:49 PM
Author: appetizing federal mother

It's an often misheard lyric, but the chorus (and title of the song, of course) is "Yanny and the Hets." Sir Elton may be a homosexual, but he and cowriter Bernard Taupin recognized the sheer straight-as-fuck heterosexuality of nude bodybuilding.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3260055&forum_id=2#30744539)



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Date: June 19th, 2016 11:51 PM
Author: carnelian soul-stirring circlehead

180000000



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Date: June 19th, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: appetizing federal mother

The pair also contributed "Cockodile Rock," a song the Stimsonian Foundation has been working diligently on locating the original masters to. We believe Chateau d'Heterouville, the studio near Paris where the song was recorded, has the source material; however, the Chateau has been reluctant to part with the tapes due to general French anger over the results of the recent Spunk Of The West Open, a warmup event for major summer meets like Stimbledon.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3260055&forum_id=2#30744575)



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Date: June 20th, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: carnelian soul-stirring circlehead

Not much on the traditional song lyric sites. But found this

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I remember when COCKS got sprung

Me and Douton had so much fun

Reppin' plates and stimmin' bones

Had a twenty inch MEATSTICK

And a TWINK of my own

But the biggest STIM I ever got

Was doin a thing called the COCKODILE ROCK

While Gay Cutler was posing in his socks

We were STIMMIN and SPRAYIN' to the COCKODILE ROCK

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3260055&forum_id=2#30744612)



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Date: June 20th, 2016 12:10 AM
Author: appetizing federal mother

I've heard this version a few times. I've also heard alternate lyrics that say:

Stimming holes and making twinks moan

Had a nearby Pounders and a twenty-inch bone

But the biggest load I ever shot

Was during a thing called the COCKODILE ROCK...

As always, we are searching for the proper historical record, and will make the song OFFICIAL upon consensus.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3260055&forum_id=2#30744725)



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Date: June 20th, 2016 12:14 AM
Author: carnelian soul-stirring circlehead

This kind of SCHOLARSHIP really makes this bort a treasured resource for both the casual IFNB fan, as well as the archivist/completist

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3260055&forum_id=2#30744756)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 5:48 PM
Author: appetizing federal mother

Well, cock rocking is nude, no jockstraps

and the semen all just spills

I never knew me a better stim

And I guess I never will

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3260055&forum_id=2#48240830)



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Date: June 20th, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: charismatic crotch

But due to the frequency of the mishearing over the years he indeed does sing "Jets" at some live performances, accompanied by an elaborate ensemble dance troupe of MUSCLEGODS who shower the front five rows with precisely timed JETS of POWERJIZZ during the chorus and outro

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3260055&forum_id=2#30744617)



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Date: June 20th, 2016 12:15 AM
Author: appetizing federal mother

Another funny story. That actually started when Rammstein - who, by the way, are all enormous IFNB fans - covered the song in an industrial-metal version during the 1998 Family Values tour. Rammstein frontman Till Lindemann either misheard the lyrics himself or simply modified them to fit the stage show, which already featured a large jizz cannon. Sir Elton joined Rammstein on stage for a rendition of the piece at the 2003 Grammys.

The rest, as they say, is history.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3260055&forum_id=2#30744760)



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Date: June 20th, 2016 12:19 AM
Author: carnelian soul-stirring circlehead

Any truth to the rumor that Dan Otter and Snake Assombo had a backstage row over which one would enter the 2006 Bayreuth Bigboy to "Mann Gegen Mann"?



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3260055&forum_id=2#30744779)



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Date: June 20th, 2016 12:28 AM
Author: appetizing federal mother

Honestly, I'm not sure. That's one of those legendary backstage fights that has probably been embellished over the years if not outright manufactured from thin air, much like the 1992 Axl Rose/Kurt Cobain MTV VMA scrap. A very drunk Matt Sorum once told me the latter was simply Courtney Love screeching at 1989 and 1991 IFNB champion Richhard (yes, with two H's) Biggleston, a man perfectly named for his later career, and Axl and Kurt merely bumped each other by accident carrying her out of the green room.

Regarding the Assombo/Otter fight, Rammstein refuses to give an interview on the subject.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3260055&forum_id=2#30744842)



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Date: June 20th, 2016 12:33 AM
Author: carnelian soul-stirring circlehead

Glad you referenced Biggleston. He's not really known by a lot of the younger IFNB fans, but he had a pretty good run. IIRC, he flamed out pretty hard post-92. A lot of people say it was because he lost a couple of clutch training twinks in a small-engine plane crash right before a major Pan-Asian tour. But I know people who've managed to correspond with him over the years and he says he wanted to just go out on top. Not sure I buy it.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3260055&forum_id=2#30744861)



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Date: June 20th, 2016 12:40 AM
Author: appetizing federal mother

There's a LOT of rumors of crystal methamphetamine abuse in DickBig's wake, including another legendary rumor of him shooting a meth/heroin/synthetic THC cocktail directly into his penis at an afterparty for the 1993 AmsterDAMN! show. Some claim the drug abuse made him impotent. Like you say, it's hard to ferret out the truth.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3260055&forum_id=2#30744900)



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Date: June 20th, 2016 12:59 AM
Author: carnelian soul-stirring circlehead



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Date: June 21st, 2016 9:07 AM
Author: carnelian soul-stirring circlehead



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Date: June 21st, 2016 9:19 AM
Author: Jet-lagged copper casino jewess

He's got a massive cock, don't wear no jock

You know I read it in a muscleblooooooog

Oh Yanny and the hets

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3260055&forum_id=2#30753489)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 8:57 PM
Author: appetizing federal mother



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Date: June 27th, 2016 2:16 AM
Author: carnelian soul-stirring circlehead



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Date: April 19th, 2017 7:31 PM
Author: Jet-lagged copper casino jewess



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 11:29 PM
Author: lake area



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Date: October 8th, 2017 3:44 PM
Author: lake area

Hey kids, shake your dicks together

The spotlight's hitting something

That's been known to raise your weiner...

Oooh JK and Yanny, Buck the club paulette...they're so stimmed out. Y-y-y-yanny and the hets.

Oh they're wide and they're wonderful. Oh Yanny's got quite the peen.

HE GOT A HEFTY SPLOOGE

A BIRTHDAY SUIT

I READ ABOUT IT ON THE IFNBeeeeeeeeee

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3260055&forum_id=2#34394572)



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Date: March 25th, 2018 11:06 PM
Author: lake area



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Date: May 16th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: indigo range trump supporter



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Date: November 3rd, 2018 9:45 PM
Author: lake area



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Date: March 21st, 2019 12:56 AM
Author: Milky Lay Cuckoldry



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Date: August 2nd, 2020 8:56 PM
Author: Milky Lay Cuckoldry



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