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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??&qu...
Aphrodisiac Ivory Filthpig
  07/31/16
special sauce on the sandwich
Flickering mood
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,...
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Sounds like you are fucked bro
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  07/31/16
me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
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  07/31/16
He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make ...
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  07/31/16
i considered that but i dont think so.
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why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a s...
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That poztartar
umber range
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he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send ...
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  07/31/16
oh right. his job description does not include messing with...
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  07/31/16
are you retarded? im saying i can see him the whole tim...
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  07/31/16
gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from be...
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  07/31/16
lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame
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how so?
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yea i was thinking this too.
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is the op JJC? would explain a lot
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cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting...
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lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before ...
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either you're not describing the situation very well or ther...
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cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Ivory Filthpig

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Flickering mood

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: Sooty vibrant boiling water

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Henna aromatic digit ratio brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#32540714)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: stirring resort nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#40015394)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: rough-skinned supple indian lodge

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: rough-skinned supple indian lodge

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Provocative Abode Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31094146)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Overrated razzle sanctuary

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Ivory Filthpig

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Overrated razzle sanctuary

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Ivory Filthpig

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: clear vivacious den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31389087)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Excitant Fluffy Stage

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: umber range

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Ivory Filthpig

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Excitant Fluffy Stage

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Ivory Filthpig

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Excitant Fluffy Stage

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Sooty vibrant boiling water

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Provocative Abode Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31094160)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: sapphire pit

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Beta hell

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: House-broken heaven

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: Flickering mood

today you will consume the bodily secretions of a male bartender...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074843)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Beta hell



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: motley pink theater stage old irish cottage

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Flickering mood

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Ivory Filthpig

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Navy Domesticated Theater Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: thriller home national security agency

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: pale gas station

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Aquamarine Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: maize galvanic round eye

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: Excitant Fluffy Stage

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: Sooty vibrant boiling water

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Charismatic magical parlor

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Ivory Filthpig

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: Sooty vibrant boiling water

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: maize galvanic round eye

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Ivory Filthpig

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: maize galvanic round eye

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: pale gas station

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: Sooty vibrant boiling water

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: maize galvanic round eye

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Sooty vibrant boiling water

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Charismatic magical parlor

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: Sooty vibrant boiling water

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: mind-boggling area roommate

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: maize galvanic round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Sooty vibrant boiling water

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31094151)



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Author: Free-loading exhilarant corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: Big pearl headpube

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31082965)



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Author: Overrated razzle sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31084596)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: pontificating aqua senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: dashing brunch useless brakes

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Beta hell

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: maize galvanic round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31108758)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#43704767)



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Author: Bisexual Crotch

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#44378175)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: mind-boggling area roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: deep elite orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: dashing brunch useless brakes

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: Cream spot antidepressant drug



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Racy mentally impaired mad-dog skullcap site

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: wild piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: Sooty vibrant boiling water

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Station

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Sooty vibrant boiling water

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Charismatic magical parlor

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: Sooty vibrant boiling water

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: laughsome rigor dilemma

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: maize galvanic round eye

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: mind-boggling area roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: dashing brunch useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: Crystalline contagious center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: Arousing corn cake

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: tripping swashbuckling box office

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Bossy vigorous locus death wish

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: Excitant Fluffy Stage

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: shimmering address

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Pearly Set Associate

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: maize galvanic round eye

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: Charismatic magical parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Henna aromatic digit ratio brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: Charismatic magical parlor

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: spruce gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: Beady-eyed house

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: Passionate burgundy striped hyena

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: Bronze Market

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Excitant Fluffy Stage

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: Bronze Market

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: Charismatic magical parlor

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: Beady-eyed house

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: fighting roast beef

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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: dashing brunch useless brakes

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: crusty macaca

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31094831)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#32611562)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#32806202)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: Olive ticket booth prole

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: Olive ticket booth prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: Gold Boyish New Version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: Henna aromatic digit ratio brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: Big pearl headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: Cobalt Idiot Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: Free-loading exhilarant corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: Turquoise faggot firefighter meetinghouse

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: ocher bonkers hissy fit son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Turquoise faggot firefighter meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: Turquoise faggot firefighter meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: multi-colored low-t circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Demanding Black Friendly Grandma

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Ivory Filthpig

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: Costumed Garnet Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: Haunting electric genital piercing gaping

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: Marvelous Hospital Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: Histrionic chapel marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Histrionic chapel marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Free-loading exhilarant corner

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Pearly Set Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: saffron jewess garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: fragrant depressive shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: fishy cerebral menage ladyboy

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: Histrionic chapel marketing idea

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: Heady coldplay fan goyim

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: hairless titillating queen of the night point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: Big pearl headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: Big pearl headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: hairless titillating queen of the night point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: Spectacular kitty cat

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Community Account Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Violent Magenta Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: canary principal's office partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Trip puce ape parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Cobalt Idiot Foreskin

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: Coiffed Incel Famous Landscape Painting

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: hairless titillating queen of the night point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: Alcoholic Dark Generalized Bond Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: Big pearl headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: Alcoholic Dark Generalized Bond Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: Talented big-titted pistol

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Wonderful Nursing Home

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: appetizing bawdyhouse

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: Exciting Bipolar Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: outnumbered national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: appetizing bawdyhouse

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: outnumbered national

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: appetizing bawdyhouse

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: appetizing bawdyhouse

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: Marvelous Hospital Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: at-the-ready indecent karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Big pearl headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: angry transparent state tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: 180 police squad cruise ship

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: blathering slate keepsake machete

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: Awkward weed whacker stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: fragrant depressive shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: concupiscible sick blood rage locale

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: Khaki lettuce kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Maroon Godawful Location

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: Odious puppy

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: Irradiated Slap-happy Forum Indirect Expression

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: stirring resort nowag

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: fragrant depressive shrine

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Hilarious cracking hominid church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#49363699)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: tancredi marchiolo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#49735840)