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Thought this Tinder opener was 180, chick didn't respond

Visiting a Southern city in a few days and matched with this...
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  08/16/16
flame?
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purple supple abode
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BEEP BEEP BEEP
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jesus christ op is dead here
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rough-skinned razzle stage mood
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Holy shit wtf
mustard comical school electric furnace
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first line was good, the other two ruined your chances by ma...
spectacular jet people who are hurt
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this thread? OP is Fatceps???? possibly?
wild hall persian
  08/18/16
Do you suffer from facial ugliness?
yellow forum
  08/16/16
no pretty hot.
Slimy Theatre Community Account
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ur done here also ljl @ some slut putting on her tinder ...
Electric house
  08/16/16
pls don't fight the hypo and help a bro out if there's any w...
Slimy Theatre Community Account
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None... She already saw that you went to Stanford on Tinder....
Exhilarant Elite Stage Gay Wizard
  08/16/16
last sentence was salt in wound breh. yeah, i choked.
Slimy Theatre Community Account
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:(
Exhilarant Elite Stage Gay Wizard
  08/16/16
who gives a fuck if you choked retard? you are thinking abou...
wild hall persian
  08/16/16
ok masterman so how would you open with a chick like this?
Slimy Theatre Community Account
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I DON'T KNOW RETARD I'D PROBABLY SAY LIKE HEY YOU'RE CUTE LE...
wild hall persian
  08/16/16
1. anyone prole can say that 2. anyone prole can say that...
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hey guess what PRO FUCKING TIP: anyone can also FUCK. that's...
wild hall persian
  08/16/16
lollll
Electric house
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Lol
Medicated cumskin french chef
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LMAO
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Effete jewess
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bateful sanctuary quadroon
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Protip: She's taken many a PROLE's TIP.
Exhilarant Elite Stage Gay Wizard
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ponyboy curtis
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crrrrr OP, don't sweat the opener. with your try hard a...
Electric house
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big property philosopher-king
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nah if i make it past the opener it's usually smooth sailing...
Slimy Theatre Community Account
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post a picture of such a conversation or we won't believe u
wild hall persian
  08/16/16
http://i.imgur.com/IOsZ2V2.jpg
Slimy Theatre Community Account
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OMG... you seem nice. But these are horrendous. Rule 1: ...
Exhilarant Elite Stage Gay Wizard
  08/16/16
what do you mean "these are horrendous.". this was...
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Jesus... I'm not sure how. OK. What was wrong with her? ...
Exhilarant Elite Stage Gay Wizard
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all tinder is pnd.
Slimy Theatre Community Account
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my god man
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Slimy Theatre Community Account
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Better. Did you seal the deal, or not? I'm guessing not.
Exhilarant Elite Stage Gay Wizard
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yes
Slimy Theatre Community Account
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You should do a better job of getting rid of her name. Fo...
Exhilarant Elite Stage Gay Wizard
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not bad? c'mon dude. she's a 9.
Slimy Theatre Community Account
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On a scale of 1-20, she's at least a 9, I'll give you that. ...
Exhilarant Elite Stage Gay Wizard
  08/16/16
bullshit. she has perfect physique and is a dancer so she's...
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On binary, she's a 1. Diff'rent strokes for diff'rent fo...
Exhilarant Elite Stage Gay Wizard
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that guy is an idiot, i can't get through a video
Stirring bespoke mad cow disease university
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(Facebook stalker)
Red costumed twinkling uncleanness
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these arent bad bro, nice
Electric house
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Lol dude. I'm hoping you're running sad-transparently-posin...
Dark chapel giraffe
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JFC this may be the worst online opener i have ever seen in ...
zombie-like magical juggernaut national security agency
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it was meant to be tongue in cheek. hence the "kids&qu...
Slimy Theatre Community Account
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You need to review RSF's work. It doesn't matter that she we...
Exhilarant Elite Stage Gay Wizard
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in fact, a chick that went to harvard is probably less likel...
Electric house
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lol this
big property philosopher-king
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"If you add our cumulative test scores, the resultant s...
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spit water out irl
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haha
ruddy abnormal institution
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lol
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Salmon glittery filthpig set
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Tyft
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Lol
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180
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rough-skinned razzle stage mood
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That S bomb sure isn't powerful
sticky chartreuse lodge
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Ouch
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There are almost too many ways in which you went wrong here,...
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that's the joke. the fact that it's so damn out of place th...
Slimy Theatre Community Account
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Learn some better jokes.
Deranged Multi-colored Preventive Strike Legal Warrant
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Hahahaha 110% chance you are nowag Yellow thumps up confi...
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bearded boiling water space
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i'm... i just don't know. i don't know where to start
wild hall persian
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*asks for advice on how to salvage something that failed* ...
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*betrays no awareness in title or OP of the utter hilarity o...
Lake tripping newt
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ok fine.
Slimy Theatre Community Account
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it's constructive for you to learn that something you though...
sadistic bearded parlor jew
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Holy shit this. What made OP think that would work in SEC co...
provocative black den foreskin
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bro that opener wouldnt work anywhere
Electric house
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wild hall persian
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This is an anonymous message board bro. You NEED to be humi...
Dark chapel giraffe
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golden shower emojiis and lick messages? insta-response. ...
Slimy Theatre Community Account
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explain how you raised the level of discourse your opener...
wild hall persian
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it sets the tone. i can't just open with something like, &q...
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"setting the tone" in that it establishes that you...
wild hall persian
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more context - every tweet by this chick is about politics o...
Slimy Theatre Community Account
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so why wasn't your opener about politics then
wild hall persian
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Bro, she just set up a date with a Chad who just messaged &q...
Passionate sinister national
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LOLing. This pumo seems like a good dooder. He's obviousl...
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Painfully honest keepsake machete
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The first message was aspie as fuck. Then you doubled down. ...
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HE'S THREE BEEPS DEEP
Passionate sinister national
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He's outta here!
brass gas station
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This. Jesus christ
Twisted bronze antidepressant drug rehab
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Lol cr
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You somehow managed to write the only opener she probably co...
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purple supple abode
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This is a chick who is an objective 5 who just wants to get ...
mentally impaired awkward orchestra pit
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dude her legs are elite and she's slim as fuark. 50% of wom...
Slimy Theatre Community Account
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that's not what an objective 5 is. This isn't on a percentil...
mentally impaired awkward orchestra pit
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wtf. that's exactly what a 5 means.
Slimy Theatre Community Account
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no it doesn't idiot, carrying that logic forward according t...
mentally impaired awkward orchestra pit
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Lol, I agree with you that a 5 is not 50%, because so many w...
Dark chapel giraffe
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I love her legs too. FWIW
Exhilarant Elite Stage Gay Wizard
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yeah nice slender legs
ruddy abnormal institution
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Love it
scarlet appetizing ratface
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omg lol our kids
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Brilliant stead
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3 messages 2 hours apart? LJL
green field
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lol
mentally impaired awkward orchestra pit
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as opposed to? i was (successfully) messaging other chicks ...
Slimy Theatre Community Account
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as opposed to ANYTHING FUCKING ELSE seriously is this DVP
wild hall persian
  08/16/16
Ouch even worse. Thought this was all at once
violent pocket flask menage
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how is that worse? i was doing other stuff with my life and...
Slimy Theatre Community Account
  08/16/16
brother. brother
wild hall persian
  08/16/16
yeah. Perfectly reasonable opener and follow up. You played ...
bearded boiling water space
  08/16/16
cool thanks. will try it out.
Slimy Theatre Community Account
  08/16/16
180. best advice given in this thread, can't wait to see the...
wild hall persian
  08/16/16
you know.. sometimes the simplest answer is the right answer...
bearded boiling water space
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...
Exhilarant Elite Stage Gay Wizard
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lol
mentally impaired awkward orchestra pit
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Lol holy shit didn't see the time stamps. Following up two h...
brass gas station
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lmao
Painfully honest keepsake machete
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Holy fucking shit. Did not even notice that. OP, I hope ...
Dark chapel giraffe
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Clear at-the-ready sandwich
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My BEEP BEEP BEEP machine just broke from aspie overload
motley new version
  08/16/16
ok assholes, then why didn't this non-aspie opener work with...
Slimy Theatre Community Account
  08/16/16
jesus she's a 5 too
mentally impaired awkward orchestra pit
  08/16/16
i don't see a non-aspie opener
wild hall persian
  08/16/16
seriously? how is THAT aspie?
Slimy Theatre Community Account
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it's weird and demanding SOMEWHAT better would have been ...
wild hall persian
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demanding isn't good? sets up a hoop for her to jump through...
Slimy Theatre Community Account
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DVP i literally want to watch you die
wild hall persian
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try "fucky fucky"
Painfully honest keepsake machete
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Stirring bespoke mad cow disease university
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i think thats too aggressive.
violent pocket flask menage
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Way too try-hard. Not playful at all.
brass gas station
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He needs some winky faces and like 5 thumbs up. This chick i...
Exhilarant Elite Stage Gay Wizard
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Awful flame
bateful sanctuary quadroon
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BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
snowy laughsome hell masturbator
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and you SUPER LIKED her too you little rascal mmm mmm mmmmmm...
Electric house
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she doesn't look humorous
drunken whorehouse shitlib
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she's not. her profile text is "go away" but...
Slimy Theatre Community Account
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lol way to read the room
drunken whorehouse shitlib
  08/16/16
you acknowledge or respond to her "go away" in any...
Slimy Theatre Community Account
  08/16/16
You should have opened with "No U"!
Exhilarant Elite Stage Gay Wizard
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lol at all the dweebs in this thread pretending they would d...
misunderstood irradiated center mediation
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couldn't because i found out her bio by google stalking her....
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https://cdn.pastemagazine.com/www/blogs/lists/2012/10/30/fon...
Painfully honest keepsake machete
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...
Electric house
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no descriptive paragraph? her linkedin is like three pages l...
Lake tripping newt
  08/16/16
you're good. don't out ty. but i mean in her tinder.
Slimy Theatre Community Account
  08/16/16
i dont think his opener was that bad. its the follow up mes...
violent pocket flask menage
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it's not that bad but it's not surprising she didn't respond...
wild hall persian
  08/16/16
how was evoking the SEC rivalry in the second one bad? s...
Slimy Theatre Community Account
  08/16/16
SHUT THE FUCK UP DVP
wild hall persian
  08/16/16
it's not dvp, dvp didn't have that degree
Lake tripping newt
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"det" pics of random girls doubling down on auti...
wild hall persian
  08/16/16
that describes like 80% of xo lol.
Slimy Theatre Community Account
  08/16/16
yeah? find another thread like this whose OP is not DVP
wild hall persian
  08/16/16
i'm the OP. no, unfortunately i'm just yet another aspie lo...
Slimy Theatre Community Account
  08/16/16
well let's see - you came to us for advice - you pushed ba...
wild hall persian
  08/16/16
so i guess instead i'm going to have to bone the chick for w...
Slimy Theatre Community Account
  08/16/16
do you actually want to fuck or do you want to preen? faggot
wild hall persian
  08/16/16
OP, this is the classic "HARSH, BUT FAIR" scenario...
Exhilarant Elite Stage Gay Wizard
  08/16/16
Cr, he never went to stanford
bateful sanctuary quadroon
  08/16/16
I thought it was doobs
misunderstood irradiated center mediation
  08/16/16
also possible, he's been posting actively
wild hall persian
  08/16/16
how about: "Did you know that you only cut out half of...
ruddy abnormal institution
  08/16/16
this thread is some massive and 180 self pwnage with a 3%...
diverse lay boltzmann
  08/16/16
i usually chime in with KILLSHOT on others but this thread i...
Slimy Theatre Community Account
  08/16/16
IGWC has some good ones too...
Exhilarant Elite Stage Gay Wizard
  08/16/16
Is OP dvp?
Excitant Station
  08/16/16
Yeah it's especially bad today I'm afraid
Lemon flirting knife
  08/16/16
thought that bro got scared straight when he was outed
Excitant Station
  08/16/16
No, unfortunately he's back at it. Tail of the dragon.
Lemon flirting knife
  08/16/16
You could still save it with a well-timed "pls respond&...
crimson casino police squad
  08/16/16
"Hey look, I know you missed the early admissions deadl...
Passionate sinister national
  08/16/16
Cr
Medicated cumskin french chef
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I love that even the bortgais can LOL at this.
Exhilarant Elite Stage Gay Wizard
  08/16/16
No 23 yo girl who is actually bangable and smart wants to ta...
ivory heady multi-billionaire crackhouse
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Now I understand why tindr is so easy for me
180 hideous base blood rage
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...
Exhilarant Elite Stage Gay Wizard
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fine. i'll just pay $500 to fuck a seekingarrangement slut....
Slimy Theatre Community Account
  08/16/16
You have plenty of time. You will learn through your failure...
Exhilarant Elite Stage Gay Wizard
  08/16/16
Clearly i'm overthinking this. just opened another chick wi...
Slimy Theatre Community Account
  08/16/16
Yes... don't overthink it.
Exhilarant Elite Stage Gay Wizard
  08/16/16
Sounds about right. Don't expect responses from everyone an...
violent pocket flask menage
  08/16/16
I think that's stupid because you are providing blackmail ma...
azure jap
  08/16/16
ljl at this paranoia.
Slimy Theatre Community Account
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lol at "corporate exec" if it works on girls co...
wild hall persian
  08/16/16
This
Medicated cumskin french chef
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get a fresh haircut
Insanely creepy plum macaca
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I now understand why 10% of males get 80% of the women onlin...
Titillating hominid
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...
Exhilarant Elite Stage Gay Wizard
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This is not why
Gold useless patrolman theater
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Gotta hit'er wit dat plz respond
Fragrant temple volcanic crater
  08/16/16
another chick ghosted on me. after she said she lived close...
Slimy Theatre Community Account
  08/16/16
stop talking to chicks like they're your xo bros
Amethyst hyperventilating hissy fit pit
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Damn it I laughed so hard I just spilled coffee on my keyboa...
aromatic spot
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Holy shit, OP. Legendary thread.
translucent adventurous kitchen mother
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...
canary thriller home voyeur
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You would have been so much better off with "ooga booga...
Beady-eyed hairless locus
  08/17/16
best thread in a long time.
Balding pink ticket booth toaster
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*RSF messages same girl with eggplant, cat, and thumbs up em...
Histrionic Sexy Internal Respiration
  08/17/16
lulz
nyuug
  08/17/16
SMOOTH OPERATOR!!!111111
nyuug
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It was funny watching op get gangbanged ITT. So what do you ...
lurid anal narrative
  08/17/16
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for ...
Beady-eyed hairless locus
  08/17/16
lol I think I get it. Like, that was casually and relevantly...
lurid anal narrative
  08/17/16
BEEP BEEP BEEP
Medicated cumskin french chef
  08/17/16
Shut up chink
bateful sanctuary quadroon
  08/17/16
Oh look, a stalker sync pumo raves incoherently. We sure hav...
lurid anal narrative
  08/17/16
ridiculous that you think that line would play but not my &q...
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  08/17/16
Proven results: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
Beady-eyed hairless locus
  08/17/16
you guys will never get it
canary thriller home voyeur
  08/17/16
i just mention something from her profile, idk. if no profil...
wild hall persian
  08/17/16
only thing in her profile was harvard and some pics of her i...
Slimy Theatre Community Account
  08/17/16
next time, say something about europe.
wild hall persian
  08/17/16
yeah my game's so off right now i'm losing hope for this wee...
Slimy Theatre Community Account
  08/17/16
i'm losing hope for you not being flame
wild hall persian
  08/17/16
she sounds lame
Histrionic Sexy Internal Respiration
  08/17/16
trade secrets, my chigga
nyuug
  08/17/16
...
exciting claret box office regret
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Can't believe no one's pointed out the funniest part of all ...
Pumonymous
  08/17/16
eh you should probably edit this brother but lol at OP no...
wild hall persian
  08/17/16
why should I edit?
Pumonymous
  08/17/16
OP is clearly trying to hide this piece of information
wild hall persian
  08/17/16
Better?
Pumonymous
  08/17/16
brother
wild hall persian
  08/17/16
FINE
Pumonymous
  08/17/16
good catch but against the spirit of the board
Fluffy Meetinghouse Love Of Her Life
  08/17/16
(classic Doobs)
Slimy Theatre Community Account
  08/17/16
*prints out thread* *puts paper into "Asian Mental I...
mischievous turquoise associate sound barrier
  08/17/16
great thread
Effete jewess
  08/17/16
The last line about kids - women do not like this approach. ...
Contagious Ladyboy Clown
  08/17/16
tbf, op's lame opening wouldn't have mattered a whit if he w...
Balding pink ticket booth toaster
  08/17/16
i'm above average. not exceptional but definitely not buste...
Slimy Theatre Community Account
  08/17/16
lol.
wild hall persian
  08/17/16
That one poaster got it right - just keep it simple and say ...
Indigo potus
  08/17/16
UPDATE: she fucking UNMATCHED me. did one of you assholes t...
Slimy Theatre Community Account
  08/18/16
You are going to break the autism detector
razzmatazz puppy
  08/18/16
no, seriously i bet someone from here reached out to her bec...
Slimy Theatre Community Account
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Same retard that had the immigration convo with the 18-year-...
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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:20 AM
Author: Slimy Theatre Community Account

Visiting a Southern city in a few days and matched with this chick - http://i.imgur.com/Wonjybm.jpg

she's 23, was top 10% at harvard, has a phd, and is a deputy campaign manager for a democratic us senate candidate.

this was my attempted opener: http://i.imgur.com/ndnba7o.jpg. thought it would play well given that she currently lives somewhere without a lot of elite dudes.

no response. how to salvage? normally i just play the numbers game but i really want to bone this one.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197954)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Amber place of business

flame?

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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:32 AM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:52 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:52 PM
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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:13 AM
Author: translucent adventurous kitchen mother

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Date: August 18th, 2016 7:06 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: mustard comical school electric furnace

Holy shit wtf

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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:32 AM
Author: spectacular jet people who are hurt

first line was good, the other two ruined your chances by making you look tryhard and egotistical

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204605)



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Date: August 18th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: wild hall persian

this thread? OP is Fatceps???? possibly?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31218840)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: yellow forum

Do you suffer from facial ugliness?

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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:23 AM
Author: Slimy Theatre Community Account

no pretty hot.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197969)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Electric house

ur done here

also ljl @ some slut putting on her tinder profile that she was top 10% at harvard. and how does a 23 yo white girl have a phd? that would make more sense if it were a superstudyazn that skipped high school etc.

in conclusion this is shit flame bro

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197959)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:26 AM
Author: Slimy Theatre Community Account

pls don't fight the hypo and help a bro out if there's any way to save this.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197993)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:36 AM
Author: Exhilarant Elite Stage Gay Wizard

None... She already saw that you went to Stanford on Tinder. You didn't need to bring it up. Then you made it worse... and then even worse.

Done here, brother. Unless you are in the top 10% of Chads, and are White, then you may have a chance. She's a kyootie, btw.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198075)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:39 AM
Author: Slimy Theatre Community Account

last sentence was salt in wound breh.

yeah, i choked.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198099)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:41 AM
Author: Exhilarant Elite Stage Gay Wizard

:(

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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:41 AM
Author: wild hall persian

who gives a fuck if you choked retard? you are thinking about this all wrong. it's fucking TINDER

she can tell you're overthinking it and overdoing it and that means you like her more than she wants you to and you get laid less than she wants you to

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198115)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:46 AM
Author: Slimy Theatre Community Account

ok masterman so how would you open with a chick like this?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198148)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: wild hall persian

I DON'T KNOW RETARD I'D PROBABLY SAY LIKE HEY YOU'RE CUTE LET ME LICK YOU FOR HOURS OR LIKE HEY DO YOU EVER STILL WATCH LION KING OR LIKE HOW ABOUT THAT NEW SHOW OR DO YOU WANT TO SEE THIS BAND OR WHATEVER OR LIKE HEY ISN'T JONATHAN FRANZEN A STUPID DUMB FAGGOT OR SOMETHING

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198166)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:52 AM
Author: Slimy Theatre Community Account

1. anyone prole can say that

2. anyone prole can say that

3. anyone prole can say that

4. anyone prole can say that

5. not bad

but messaging her with something similar to what she gets every fucking day of her life on tinder, how doesn't this get extremely redundant and old?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198207)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:52 AM
Author: wild hall persian

hey guess what PRO FUCKING TIP: anyone can also FUCK. that's what people go to tinder to FUCKING do. are you going to say "Wow, this is a real prole tell!" when she PUTS YOUR COCK IN HER MOUTH? you FUCKING retard?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198211)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:55 AM
Author: Electric house

lollll

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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:45 PM
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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:44 AM
Author: Medicated cumskin french chef

Lol

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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:10 AM
Author: swashbuckling address immigrant

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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:54 AM
Author: Exhilarant Elite Stage Gay Wizard

Protip: She's taken many a PROLE's TIP.

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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:46 AM
Author: Electric house

crrrrr

OP, don't sweat the opener. with your try hard attitude you would have blown it even if you made it to the date

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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:00 PM
Author: big property philosopher-king



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: Slimy Theatre Community Account

nah if i make it past the opener it's usually smooth sailing because i've traveled the world like RSF and have a bunch of unique things to talk about.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198692)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: wild hall persian

post a picture of such a conversation or we won't believe u

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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:17 PM
Author: Slimy Theatre Community Account

http://i.imgur.com/IOsZ2V2.jpg

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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: Exhilarant Elite Stage Gay Wizard

OMG... you seem nice. But these are horrendous.

Rule 1: Only send 1 message. Period. If she doesn't respond, don't send another.

Rule 2: You don't need complete sentences. I seriously don't know where to start. Something short and sweet. If she responds, only THEN do yo get to know her... and preferably via text/drinks, not via tindertext.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198805)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:27 PM
Author: Slimy Theatre Community Account

what do you mean "these are horrendous.". this was in the middle of a conversation (not an opener) nd i fucked this chick. ljl. poaster above wanted me to drove i could hold a convo once getting past the opener and i can.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198854)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Exhilarant Elite Stage Gay Wizard

Jesus... I'm not sure how.

OK. What was wrong with her? PnD?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198870)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:44 PM
Author: Slimy Theatre Community Account

all tinder is pnd.

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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:22 PM
Author: Stirring bespoke mad cow disease university

my god man

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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:27 PM
Author: Slimy Theatre Community Account



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:28 PM
Author: Exhilarant Elite Stage Gay Wizard

Better. Did you seal the deal, or not?

I'm guessing not.

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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:28 PM
Author: Slimy Theatre Community Account

yes

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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:33 PM
Author: Exhilarant Elite Stage Gay Wizard

You should do a better job of getting rid of her name.

Found her on FB, she' not bad looking, actually.

Ask her if Coastal Carolina met her expectations, then drop the Stanford bomb... KABOOOM!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198883)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:45 PM
Author: Slimy Theatre Community Account

not bad? c'mon dude. she's a 9.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198959)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:46 PM
Author: Exhilarant Elite Stage Gay Wizard

On a scale of 1-20, she's at least a 9, I'll give you that.

Start watching Corey Wayne videos on youtube, immediately.



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198970)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:49 PM
Author: Slimy Theatre Community Account

bullshit. she has perfect physique and is a dancer so she's flexible as hell. unrealistic bro.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198979)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:53 PM
Author: Exhilarant Elite Stage Gay Wizard

On binary, she's a 1.

Diff'rent strokes for diff'rent folks. Would I bang her? Of course... I'm fucking ancient. Would I brag about it on XO, of course... I'm fucking ancient and a narcisist. Do I think she's a 9? Hell no. She has a masculine jaw, is thicker than I prefer and is into weird photography shit. (TBF, I like granola crunching skiing, biking and triathlon chicks).

If you're asian/indian, I say this is a very good catch. If white... I'm assuming you've done much better.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198998)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: Stirring bespoke mad cow disease university

that guy is an idiot, i can't get through a video

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Date: October 2nd, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Red costumed twinkling uncleanness

(Facebook stalker)

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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Electric house

these arent bad bro, nice

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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: Dark chapel giraffe

Lol dude. I'm hoping you're running sad-transparently-posing-as-a-chill-chad-when-really-he's-a-superstudy-striver-dork flame.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198752)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:22 AM
Author: zombie-like magical juggernaut national security agency

JFC this may be the worst online opener i have ever seen in my life

11/10 for aspieness

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197961)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:24 AM
Author: Slimy Theatre Community Account

it was meant to be tongue in cheek. hence the "kids" joke.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197976)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:37 AM
Author: Exhilarant Elite Stage Gay Wizard

You need to review RSF's work. It doesn't matter that she went to Harvard. She's a chick and is wooed by the same Chad bullshit.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198082)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: Electric house

in fact, a chick that went to harvard is probably less likely to be impressed by pedigree, all else being equal

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198170)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:01 PM
Author: big property philosopher-king

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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:48 AM
Author: Medicated cumskin french chef

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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:12 AM
Author: Fluffy Meetinghouse Love Of Her Life



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204873)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:29 AM
Author: nofapping faggot firefighter



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205161)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 9:29 AM
Author: MAGA's Prolapsed Anus



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#32118483)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:15 PM
Author: mahogany zippy karate

180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#34525307)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:17 PM
Author: Transparent Market



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#34525318)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: rough-skinned razzle stage mood



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#34525475)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:24 AM
Author: sticky chartreuse lodge

That S bomb sure isn't powerful

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197979)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:26 AM
Author: violent pocket flask menage

Ouch

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197994)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:26 AM
Author: Deranged Multi-colored Preventive Strike Legal Warrant

There are almost too many ways in which you went wrong here, but what could have possibly made you think that referencing kids in a Tinder message would work?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197996)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:28 AM
Author: Slimy Theatre Community Account

that's the joke. the fact that it's so damn out of place that it can't be taken seriously.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198004)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:31 AM
Author: Deranged Multi-colored Preventive Strike Legal Warrant

Learn some better jokes.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198520)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:26 AM
Author: brass gas station

Hahahaha 110% chance you are nowag

Yellow thumps up confirmed

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197998)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: bearded boiling water space



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198059)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:27 AM
Author: wild hall persian

i'm... i just don't know. i don't know where to start

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198000)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:27 AM
Author: Slimy Theatre Community Account

*asks for advice on how to salvage something that failed*

*xo just points out that it failed and kicks a dude when he's down*

thanks xo.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198002)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:28 AM
Author: Lake tripping newt

*betrays no awareness in title or OP of the utter hilarity of his "180" opener*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198009)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:30 AM
Author: Slimy Theatre Community Account

ok fine.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198018)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: sadistic bearded parlor jew

it's constructive for you to learn that something you thought was cool and funny makes the vast majority of normal people cringe with embarrassment for you

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198094)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: provocative black den foreskin

Holy shit this. What made OP think that would work in SEC country?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198253)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: Electric house

bro that opener wouldnt work anywhere

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198314)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:31 AM
Author: wild hall persian



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198029)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: Dark chapel giraffe

This is an anonymous message board bro. You NEED to be humiliated here; that's the only thing that will help you learn -- it's not like it's public.

Don't you know d-bags on FB who you think to yourself "man, that kid would've benefited from going to public HS, where he would've gotten his ass kicked and had hot girls laugh as he screamed and gurgled while getting dunked in the toilet"? Harshness can be a teaching tool.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198779)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:31 AM
Author: Slimy Theatre Community Account

golden shower emojiis and lick messages? insta-response.

raising the level of discourse? gtfo.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198028)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:32 AM
Author: wild hall persian

explain how you raised the level of discourse

your opener referenced something she could already tell from your profile

then you bothered her some more

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198039)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:35 AM
Author: Slimy Theatre Community Account

it sets the tone. i can't just open with something like, "pick one - NGOs or NPOs?"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198070)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:36 AM
Author: wild hall persian

"setting the tone" in that it establishes that you are a douchey striver shithead who can't think of anything funny or interesting to say?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198076)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:33 AM
Author: Slimy Theatre Community Account

more context - every tweet by this chick is about politics or progressive causes. so i thought she was amped up enough to at least engage the meme of the striver opener.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198043)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: wild hall persian

so why wasn't your opener about politics then

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198061)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:35 AM
Author: Passionate sinister national

Bro, she just set up a date with a Chad who just messaged "Fucky fucky?" You're too many BEEPS deep bro.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198065)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:42 AM
Author: bearded boiling water space



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198122)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:45 AM
Author: Exhilarant Elite Stage Gay Wizard

LOLing.

This pumo seems like a good dooder. He's obviously smart, he'll use this as a lesson learned. Seriously, review RSF's work. Don't worry about the chicks pedigree or occupation. They're all the same.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198144)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:49 AM
Author: Electric house



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198181)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:29 AM
Author: diverse lay boltzmann



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198507)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Painfully honest keepsake machete



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198251)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:35 AM
Author: brass gas station

The first message was aspie as fuck. Then you doubled down. Then tripled.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198068)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:36 AM
Author: Passionate sinister national

HE'S THREE BEEPS DEEP

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198080)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:37 AM
Author: brass gas station

He's outta here!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198086)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Twisted bronze antidepressant drug rehab

This. Jesus christ

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198130)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:52 AM
Author: Medicated cumskin french chef

Lol cr

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204749)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:37 AM
Author: arrogant digit ratio

You somehow managed to write the only opener she probably couldn't respond to

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198090)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:31 PM
Author: purple supple abode



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199638)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: mentally impaired awkward orchestra pit

This is a chick who is an objective 5 who just wants to get piped stop with the academic shit

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198097)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:40 AM
Author: Slimy Theatre Community Account

dude her legs are elite and she's slim as fuark. 50% of women aren't hotter than she is.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198110)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: mentally impaired awkward orchestra pit

that's not what an objective 5 is. This isn't on a percentile scale dummy. She looks goofy and you could probably do far better pumo

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198134)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: Slimy Theatre Community Account

wtf. that's exactly what a 5 means.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198169)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:56 AM
Author: mentally impaired awkward orchestra pit

no it doesn't idiot, carrying that logic forward according to you 2 out of every 10 women is an objective 9 or 10.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198238)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:22 PM
Author: Dark chapel giraffe

Lol, I agree with you that a 5 is not 50%, because so many women (a third maybe) are so ugly as to not be worth designing the scale to accommodate.

But lol at the your poast. Do you not understand what a bell curve is?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198799)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: Exhilarant Elite Stage Gay Wizard

I love her legs too. FWIW

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198161)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:18 AM
Author: ruddy abnormal institution

yeah nice slender legs

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198422)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:39 AM
Author: scarlet appetizing ratface

Love it

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198101)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:39 AM
Author: drunken whorehouse shitlib

omg lol our kids

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198102)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:21 PM
Author: Brilliant stead



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198794)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:45 AM
Author: green field

3 messages 2 hours apart? LJL

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198145)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:46 AM
Author: mentally impaired awkward orchestra pit

lol

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198149)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: Slimy Theatre Community Account

as opposed to? i was (successfully) messaging other chicks during that timeframe.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198157)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: wild hall persian

as opposed to ANYTHING FUCKING ELSE

seriously is this DVP

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198171)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: violent pocket flask menage

Ouch even worse. Thought this was all at once

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198165)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:49 AM
Author: Slimy Theatre Community Account

how is that worse? i was doing other stuff with my life and messaging other people in the interim.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198177)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:50 AM
Author: wild hall persian

brother. brother

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198190)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: bearded boiling water space

yeah. Perfectly reasonable opener and follow up. You played everything perfectly bro. I'm baffled as to why she hasn't responded to you. Must be busy with running a campaign and what not.

Don't worry though bro, just send her another message clarifying what you told us, how the kids stuff is soo left field and you wanted to be different. A girl as smart as her will surely understand.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198203)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:53 AM
Author: Slimy Theatre Community Account

cool thanks. will try it out.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198214)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:54 AM
Author: wild hall persian

180. best advice given in this thread, can't wait to see the results. please update once you've done this. you fucking faggot.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198228)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: bearded boiling water space

you know.. sometimes the simplest answer is the right answer. ljl

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198242)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: Exhilarant Elite Stage Gay Wizard



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198282)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: mentally impaired awkward orchestra pit

lol

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198249)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: brass gas station

Lol holy shit didn't see the time stamps. Following up two hours later with a message about "our kids" ahahahahha

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198200)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Painfully honest keepsake machete

lmao

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198296)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: Dark chapel giraffe

Holy fucking shit. Did not even notice that.

OP, I hope this is just an easter egg you left in your flame.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198808)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: Clear at-the-ready sandwich



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31259922)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: motley new version

My BEEP BEEP BEEP machine just broke from aspie overload

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198198)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Slimy Theatre Community Account

ok assholes, then why didn't this non-aspie opener work with another chick:

pic: http://i.imgur.com/PTttITt.jpg

opener: http://i.imgur.com/BJr7rIl.jpg

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198244)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: mentally impaired awkward orchestra pit

jesus she's a 5 too

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198261)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: wild hall persian

i don't see a non-aspie opener

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198262)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: Slimy Theatre Community Account

seriously? how is THAT aspie?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198276)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:01 AM
Author: wild hall persian

it's weird and demanding

SOMEWHAT better would have been "damn, i like the ass on that statue in that one pic"

but still weird

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198287)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:06 AM
Author: Slimy Theatre Community Account

demanding isn't good? sets up a hoop for her to jump through so establishes control and projects confidence.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198332)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:07 AM
Author: wild hall persian

DVP i literally want to watch you die

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198335)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:59 AM
Author: Painfully honest keepsake machete

try "fucky fucky"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198266)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:55 AM
Author: Medicated cumskin french chef



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204770)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Stirring bespoke mad cow disease university



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31371176)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:59 AM
Author: violent pocket flask menage

i think thats too aggressive.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198268)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: brass gas station

Way too try-hard. Not playful at all.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198278)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: Exhilarant Elite Stage Gay Wizard

He needs some winky faces and like 5 thumbs up. This chick is ugly, so perfect practice.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198308)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: bateful sanctuary quadroon

Awful flame

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198292)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: snowy laughsome hell masturbator

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198321)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:06 AM
Author: Electric house

and you SUPER LIKED her too you little rascal mmm mmm mmmmmmmm

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198328)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:07 AM
Author: drunken whorehouse shitlib

she doesn't look humorous

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198344)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:12 AM
Author: Slimy Theatre Community Account

she's not.

her profile text is "go away"

but she did match me.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198379)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:29 AM
Author: drunken whorehouse shitlib

lol way to read the room

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198503)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: Slimy Theatre Community Account

you acknowledge or respond to her "go away" in any way and she controls the comversation. it's anti-PUA.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198697)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:39 AM
Author: Exhilarant Elite Stage Gay Wizard

You should have opened with "No U"!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198571)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: misunderstood irradiated center mediation

lol at all the dweebs in this thread pretending they would do any better.

Op your open was fine, the one thing missing was a NEG. you needed to come out of the gate strong by asking her why she got rejected from working on Hillary's campaign, such that she had to work in bufu, VA

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198256)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:59 AM
Author: Slimy Theatre Community Account

couldn't because i found out her bio by google stalking her. only thing in her profile was her academic pedigree. no descriptive paragraph.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198269)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:01 AM
Author: Painfully honest keepsake machete

https://cdn.pastemagazine.com/www/blogs/lists/2012/10/30/fonz.jpg

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198290)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:08 AM
Author: Electric house



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198349)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: Lake tripping newt

no descriptive paragraph? her linkedin is like three pages long (E. F.)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198307)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:07 AM
Author: Slimy Theatre Community Account

you're good. don't out ty.

but i mean in her tinder.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198348)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: violent pocket flask menage

i dont think his opener was that bad. its the follow up messages.

Harvard Stanford power match with the thumbs up wasn't that bad. The stuff after it was.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198283)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: wild hall persian

it's not that bad but it's not surprising she didn't respond. there's nothing interesting in it and, well, she already went to harvard and it's not like she fucked literally every dude there so reminding her he went to stanford (something she already knew) isn't going to be the best argument to fuck him either.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198297)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: Slimy Theatre Community Account

how was evoking the SEC rivalry in the second one bad?

so if i tried to salvage with something like, "okok was totally joking about the power match (not the kids)" is that still just too fucking weird on top of weird?

i think i might be det with this one.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198317)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: wild hall persian

SHUT THE FUCK UP DVP

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198325)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:07 AM
Author: Lake tripping newt

it's not dvp, dvp didn't have that degree

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198338)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:08 AM
Author: wild hall persian

"det"

pics of random girls

doubling down on autism

asking xo for advice

nobody else is like this

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198356)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: Slimy Theatre Community Account

that describes like 80% of xo lol.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198392)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: wild hall persian

yeah? find another thread like this whose OP is not DVP

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198408)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: Slimy Theatre Community Account

i'm the OP. no, unfortunately i'm just yet another aspie loser on this thing.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198413)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:18 AM
Author: wild hall persian

well let's see

- you came to us for advice

- you pushed back against the advice

- your autism was stunning, abnormal, and persistent

yeah i'm gonna go with dvp or doobs

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198421)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:22 AM
Author: Slimy Theatre Community Account

so i guess instead i'm going to have to bone the chick for whom my opener was: "so papa john's and video game date?" (i meant it ironically) to which she responded, "sure :)"

cotdamn so boring. i've traveled the world, have top 1% resources and it all comes down to takeout pizza.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198447)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:27 AM
Author: wild hall persian

do you actually want to fuck or do you want to preen? faggot

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198484)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:41 AM
Author: Exhilarant Elite Stage Gay Wizard

OP, this is the classic "HARSH, BUT FAIR" scenario.

Sleeve is being hard on you because you need to hear it.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198582)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: bateful sanctuary quadroon

Cr, he never went to stanford

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198363)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: misunderstood irradiated center mediation

I thought it was doobs

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198404)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: wild hall persian

also possible, he's been posting actively

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198411)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: ruddy abnormal institution

how about: "Did you know that you only cut out half of your ex-bf from your profile pic?"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198429)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:42 AM
Author: diverse lay boltzmann

this thread is some massive and 180 self pwnage

with a 3% chance it's great flame

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198590)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: Slimy Theatre Community Account

i usually chime in with KILLSHOT on others but this thread is one massive KILLSHOT on me.

so where can i review RSF's work to see how it's done? i've searched but all i've found is emojis, golden showers, and phil collins.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198647)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:58 AM
Author: Exhilarant Elite Stage Gay Wizard

IGWC has some good ones too...

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198661)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:59 AM
Author: Excitant Station

Is OP dvp?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198670)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: Lemon flirting knife

Yeah it's especially bad today I'm afraid

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198702)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Excitant Station

thought that bro got scared straight when he was outed

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198727)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: Lemon flirting knife

No, unfortunately he's back at it. Tail of the dragon.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198775)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: crimson casino police squad

You could still save it with a well-timed "pls respond" this evening

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198812)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:37 PM
Author: Passionate sinister national

"Hey look, I know you missed the early admissions deadline, but I think you'd be a good fit at pumo u! We have a great cafeteria that's open for dinner! I'll even waive the application fee because your scores are so high ;)!"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198923)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:00 AM
Author: Medicated cumskin french chef

Cr

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204798)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:25 PM
Author: Exhilarant Elite Stage Gay Wizard

I love that even the bortgais can LOL at this.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198830)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:35 PM
Author: ivory heady multi-billionaire crackhouse

No 23 yo girl who is actually bangable and smart wants to talk about kids in a Tinder opener. OP sounded beta as hell.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198903)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:43 PM
Author: 180 hideous base blood rage

Now I understand why tindr is so easy for me

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198947)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:45 PM
Author: Exhilarant Elite Stage Gay Wizard



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198961)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:52 PM
Author: Slimy Theatre Community Account

fine. i'll just pay $500 to fuck a seekingarrangement slut. not worth my time to try to figure this out if i haven't already.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198997)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: Exhilarant Elite Stage Gay Wizard

You have plenty of time. You will learn through your failures. Some chicks swipe right as a hedge, and no matter what you say or do will change that she's more attracted to Chad that opened with Fucky fucky?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199043)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:40 PM
Author: Slimy Theatre Community Account

Clearly i'm overthinking this. just opened another chick with:

"420 friendly?"

'hahaha yeah'

"ever smoked a fat cone with a corporate exec b4?"

'not yet'

"you're missing out. later this week"

'ok cool - where you staying'

is it really this easy?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199292)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:58 PM
Author: Exhilarant Elite Stage Gay Wizard

Yes... don't overthink it.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199417)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: violent pocket flask menage

Sounds about right. Don't expect responses from everyone anyways

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199456)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:33 PM
Author: azure jap

I think that's stupid because you are providing blackmail material against you, unless weed is legal in your state.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199651)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: Slimy Theatre Community Account

ljl at this paranoia.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199804)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: wild hall persian

lol at "corporate exec"

if it works on girls cool but from my perspective dropping things like "stanford" "corporate exec" etc. is douchey. should be on your profile and then go unsaid

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31200606)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:02 AM
Author: Medicated cumskin french chef

This

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204804)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: Insanely creepy plum macaca

get a fresh haircut

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199622)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:41 PM
Author: Titillating hominid

I now understand why 10% of males get 80% of the women online.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199723)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Exhilarant Elite Stage Gay Wizard



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31201701)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Gold useless patrolman theater

This is not why

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31201869)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: Fragrant temple volcanic crater

Gotta hit'er wit dat plz respond

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31201574)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: Slimy Theatre Community Account

another chick ghosted on me. after she said she lived closer to [podunk rural town], i said, "you're the one flying that dixie flag up on highway x, aren't you?"

my sense of humor is clearly busted.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31201757)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:47 PM
Author: Amethyst hyperventilating hissy fit pit

stop talking to chicks like they're your xo bros

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31203705)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: aromatic spot

Damn it I laughed so hard I just spilled coffee on my keyboard

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204454)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:14 AM
Author: translucent adventurous kitchen mother

Holy shit, OP. Legendary thread.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204479)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:25 AM
Author: canary thriller home voyeur



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204552)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:19 AM
Author: Beady-eyed hairless locus

You would have been so much better off with "ooga booga muh dick"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204506)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:24 AM
Author: Balding pink ticket booth toaster

best thread in a long time.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204547)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:28 AM
Author: Histrionic Sexy Internal Respiration

*RSF messages same girl with eggplant, cat, and thumbs up emoji*

*chick responds with cocktails emoji and "first"*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204584)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:29 AM
Author: nyuug (180 White Girls with Korean Guys)

lulz

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204592)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:29 AM
Author: nyuug (180 White Girls with Korean Guys)

SMOOTH OPERATOR!!!111111

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204590)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:53 AM
Author: lurid anal narrative (lttp)

It was funny watching op get gangbanged ITT. So what do you playful smooth operators say on tinder do you just do emojis

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204752)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:57 AM
Author: Beady-eyed hairless locus

We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204788)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:05 AM
Author: lurid anal narrative (lttp)

lol I think I get it. Like, that was casually and relevantly witty, made me laugh and 50% more likely to cab to your place for dominos and 420

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204830)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:08 AM
Author: Medicated cumskin french chef

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204843)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:13 AM
Author: bateful sanctuary quadroon

Shut up chink

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204878)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:23 AM
Author: lurid anal narrative (lttp)

Oh look, a stalker sync pumo raves incoherently. We sure haven't seen that before.

Shouldn't you be in the tenderloin begging for change?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204930)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:16 AM
Author: Slimy Theatre Community Account

ridiculous that you think that line would play but not my "our kids" joke.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204893)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: Beady-eyed hairless locus

Proven results: White Nationalist slogan (14 words) as Tinder opener (results)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205279)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: canary thriller home voyeur

you guys will never get it

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204789)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:01 AM
Author: wild hall persian

i just mention something from her profile, idk. if no profile i mention something from her pictures.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204802)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:17 AM
Author: Slimy Theatre Community Account

only thing in her profile was harvard and some pics of her in europe.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204897)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:18 AM
Author: wild hall persian

next time, say something about europe.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204900)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:28 AM
Author: Slimy Theatre Community Account

yeah my game's so off right now i'm losing hope for this weekend's trip.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204952)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:40 AM
Author: wild hall persian

i'm losing hope for you not being flame

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205012)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:19 AM
Author: Histrionic Sexy Internal Respiration

she sounds lame

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204905)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:04 AM
Author: nyuug (180 White Girls with Korean Guys)

trade secrets, my chigga

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204823)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:54 AM
Author: exciting claret box office regret



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204761)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:08 AM
Author: Pumonymous

Can't believe no one's pointed out the funniest part of all of this: OP "did ******* for grad school." Looking closely at the picture, you can read the name of the school.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204846)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:10 AM
Author: wild hall persian

eh you should probably edit this brother

but lol at OP not even knowing how to erase something from an image

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204864)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:11 AM
Author: Pumonymous

why should I edit?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204869)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:12 AM
Author: wild hall persian

OP is clearly trying to hide this piece of information

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204875)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:14 AM
Author: Pumonymous

Better?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204881)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:14 AM
Author: wild hall persian

brother

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204882)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:15 AM
Author: Pumonymous

FINE

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204888)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:17 AM
Author: Fluffy Meetinghouse Love Of Her Life

good catch but against the spirit of the board

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204895)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:27 AM
Author: Slimy Theatre Community Account

(classic Doobs)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204944)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:29 AM
Author: mischievous turquoise associate sound barrier

*prints out thread*

*puts paper into "Asian Mental Illness" file*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204958)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:32 AM
Author: Effete jewess

great thread

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204974)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:49 AM
Author: Contagious Ladyboy Clown

The last line about kids - women do not like this approach. Way too aggressive (I know you meant it as a joke but if I was a woman and a random stranger approached me on tinder this way I would have found it creepy and off-putting).

You sounded *really* desperate and immature.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205040)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:52 AM
Author: Balding pink ticket booth toaster

tbf, op's lame opening wouldn't have mattered a whit if he were good-looking enough.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205048)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:55 AM
Author: Slimy Theatre Community Account

i'm above average. not exceptional but definitely not busted. enough for other tinder chicks to compliment me unprompted.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205057)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: wild hall persian

lol.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31208337)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:12 AM
Author: Indigo potus

That one poaster got it right - just keep it simple and say "fucky fucky?"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205114)



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Date: August 18th, 2016 5:30 PM
Author: Slimy Theatre Community Account

UPDATE: she fucking UNMATCHED me. did one of you assholes tip her off about this thread or something?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31217181)



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Date: August 18th, 2016 7:17 PM
Author: razzmatazz puppy

You are going to break the autism detector

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31217871)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Slimy Theatre Community Account

no, seriously i bet someone from here reached out to her because she unmatched me. the messages were pretty bad game but not enough to unmatch. it was something more.

can't be a coincidence that the one unmatch i get aside from offensive lick messaging was the one i shared with xo.

visit to her city was a bust. spent the entire weekend alone.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31259907)



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 6:55 PM
Author: Red costumed twinkling uncleanness

Same retard that had the immigration convo with the 18-year-old?

I feel sorry for you, you don't even seem to realize how idiotic you come across. If I were you I'd get my brain checked and ask a psychiatrist if you have aspergers, because that's what it sounds like here.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31543073)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: rough-skinned razzle stage mood



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#34525482)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 4:37 PM
Author: Wonderful Party Of The First Part Native



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31260032)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: Stirring bespoke mad cow disease university



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31371211)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:38 PM
Author: self-centered high-end dopamine idiot

I just messaged her MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31371264)



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 6:51 PM
Author: wild hall persian



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31543051)



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: pungent partner

Unghhh she's hot. Definitely my type

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31543111)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 9:20 AM
Author: wild hall persian



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#32118456)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 9:39 AM
Author: Arousing point

This thread is cracking me up, coworkers looking at me like I'm insane

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#32118538)