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Date: January 6th, 2006 2:51 AM Author: vibrant anal faggot firefighter theater stage I make NYPD cats want to Free Mumia
Underground king, I move weed throughout the city
Do any conservatives want to smoke this shit with me? |
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Date: January 6th, 2006 3:12 AM Author: odious laser beams So many raps to share, but no IRL friends to share them with. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4747509) |
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The bitches be up on me 'cuz of my fat hairy Wookie
Rapping 'gainst you is like fighting an Ewok
You're short on hot lyrics like you're short on cock
I'm like Han Solo leavin' Storm Troopers in my wake
When you rap against me, you're makin' a mistake.
Fuck lightsabers, I'll impale you with my rhymes
Like summoning Beetlejuice, I'll end your life three times.
A cock in the mouth, and one in your putang
Another in your ass, and I gettin' calls from Wu Tang
They want me to team up with Raekwon and Rakeem
and give your mom the Triple Crown if you know what I mean
I said, "That's not a problem, I'm a native Staten Islander"
There can be only one of me, so I go by "Highlander"
As your mom is sittin home getting the triple dosage
I want to reflect on this ridiculous PWNage
I'm honestly not worried about the rhymes that you'll be planning
'Cuz you're so anti-clutch you should be name Gogol Manning
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Like Yakuza pinkies, you seem disjointed.
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Try to step to me like Rosello they get crabby
Much like Wachtell, my rhymes are viewed with envy
Wack ass rappers get cut up like Bill McHenry |
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Your lyrics are mad boring like posts on the grad board
When I rock a mike no doubt my rhymes are phat
My styles are more memorable than ICE's hat |
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Date: December 12th, 2006 6:51 PM Author: brass patrolman a year later, but "Your lyrics are mad boring like posts on the grad board" makes me laugh each time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#7204927) |
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Like JCM and Julia some might call you a whore
While I'm rockin' more prestige than One Seventy Four |
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I fucked a fat chick while we were high in my dorm
I kind of went limp, and I forgot to cum,
When I lost my V-Card to three tons of fun. |
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My appeal is broad, your appeal is narrow
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Date: January 6th, 2006 3:16 AM Author: mint cerebral gunner you already know that your rhymes be whack. your face be busted like that Leiter hack. you took the lsat without a clue. have fun at penn, you dirty jew. |
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This chick that I know buys $DCC purses
Mr Lion's got my back and you know he's legit
He had a threesome with Jane and on her they shit |
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Like I was D I cum with the quickness
But with my rhymes, not when I'm boning a Belle
I'm rhyme on XO, but gotta live IRL |
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Date: January 8th, 2006 4:04 PM Author: wine thriller locale the auschwitz line, and following it up with so fresh and so clean was hot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4764759) |
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Like felix167 I'm making you my bitch
I'll call up stanlee and rock you with a laysa
Even Roger Luo gotta call me Best in Asia |
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I suggest you surrender like a frog-eating Frenchman |
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Like Blue Smoke when she's drunk, bitches callin' my phone
Fuck them taxes baby, I get paid under the table
My styles so dope even imightbegiant's stayin' faithful |
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Date: January 6th, 2006 3:40 AM Author: mint cerebral gunner i got more game than sony and sega me:brad pitt::blue smoke:noriega i got a v10, my life is set your's fucked up, like MadCat's 150k debt |
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Date: January 6th, 2006 3:41 AM Author: vibrant anal faggot firefighter theater stage I kick it old school like the PR Board
Got more fans than the Michigan Horde
Like GTO baby, you know I rule by decree
Haters step to the battle, but get stretched out like goatse |
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Date: January 6th, 2006 3:54 AM Author: vibrant anal faggot firefighter theater stage My rhymes are on fire like they were on Rowan's head
You're a college board yungin, time to go to bed
When I'm rappin' on these beats, I got hardly a flaw
Your style don't exist like international law |
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Date: January 6th, 2006 4:11 AM Author: violet principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4747632) |
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Date: January 6th, 2006 4:27 AM Author: vibrant anal faggot firefighter theater stage Crib so fly that it's joires's dream
Like plucot's titties, I'm covered in C.R.E.A.M
Cooley grad with no job, you don't know what to do
NicoBlue style my rhymes straight abort you |
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Date: January 6th, 2006 4:35 AM Author: violet principal's office Gogol got a sticky keyboard just from hearin me rhyme, Bitch ass Cooley grad workin' in organized crime. Nigga...you neva gonna make biglaw so commit seppuku, Yo mommy and daddy should've raised you a jew. |
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Date: January 6th, 2006 4:40 AM Author: vibrant anal faggot firefighter theater stage I'm so lyrically gifted, it's kinda hard to describe
Bitches stealin' my rhymes like they was Lawrence Tribe
On some next level shit, like the wiping method of Thea
Sodomizing them hos like I was Nino Scalia |
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Date: January 6th, 2006 4:45 AM Author: violet principal's office Gogol be scared to address me straight up, I'll stomp that nigga down like a used paper cup. He rhymes like a TTT who scored one fifty five, N4N is the baddest muthafucka alive. |
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Date: January 6th, 2006 5:02 AM Author: Idiotic cruise ship Dont be knockin' my score fool, cause im ill as shit I take a bat to yo temple, like im Jewish bitch
I dont give a fuck bout your one six nine cause im hispanic sucka and they need my kind
I know all you playa hatas think that im a fool But you wont be sayin shit when in at NYU
This game just like the dice-game all that counts is balls and mine are brown as a niggas when the ADCOM calls
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Date: January 6th, 2006 5:08 AM Author: violet principal's office AA for dirty wetbacks ain't be countin for jack, A prestigious black cock is what you gotta pack. NYU be like Notre Dame in college football, An overrated TTT with no prestige at all. |
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Date: January 6th, 2006 5:16 AM Author: Idiotic cruise ship while i agree with your assesment i must set you straight Just cause you got into cooley doesnt make you great Notre Dame can lick my balls and so can you cause money is what matters and I have that too |
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Date: January 6th, 2006 5:25 AM Author: Idiotic cruise ship while im on the subject, ill proceed with this Your broke ass rhymes are very un prestig ious i know i can drop a beat that will blow your mind while you other xoxo's can bearly keep in time see, its all about the cadance if you wanna know you gotta keep a syllable count as you drop your flow the word YO has just one, while YO MOMMA's got two so listen up B D B B cause this lesson is for you
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Date: January 6th, 2006 5:30 AM Author: violet principal's office Bitch ass nigga needs to learn to count, The syllables you quoted are the wrong amount. YO MOMMA has three syllables not two, And you misspelled "barely" you cuntbag jew. |
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Date: January 6th, 2006 5:53 AM Author: Idiotic cruise ship so you have a good point there, and im feelin kinda PwNED dont you eva call me nigga, cause then you would be wrong B ill shoot you with my nine,and you be sleepin with the kelps Im your xo xo nightmare, so I HTFH |
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Date: January 6th, 2006 6:28 AM Author: Idiotic cruise ship you got called out by D Wade and you aint got no response your moniker says bling bling but you a white boy named Hans he said "only poseur white boys who never have expeezeed gangsta shit first hand." believe that shit is the shizzy Go to bed and close your eyes, fool, tomorrow u will see pasty-ass sucka, in the mirror, who got clowned by D.
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Date: January 6th, 2006 6:28 AM Author: ruddy bearded sanctuary kitty 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4748032) |
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Date: January 6th, 2006 6:36 AM Author: violet principal's office STFU up bitch, you didn't do shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4748053) |
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Date: January 6th, 2006 6:39 AM Author: Idiotic cruise ship true, but can you put it in a rhyme...hahahahaha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4748059) |
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Date: January 6th, 2006 6:43 AM Author: violet principal's office I'm pretty tired...maybe tomorrow I'll start a thread specifically for back and forth hating in lyrical form. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4748068) |
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Date: January 6th, 2006 6:46 AM Author: Idiotic cruise ship lol...im fuckin tired....you can see my shitty rhymes turning into mush as the night wears on. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4748072) |
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Date: January 8th, 2006 8:04 PM Author: wine thriller locale There was some hot rhymes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4766664) |
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Date: January 8th, 2006 9:32 PM Author: Idiotic cruise ship what? you dont love me anymore? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4767527) |
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Date: January 10th, 2006 3:32 AM Author: Milky motley ratface giraffe Both of you guys were good. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4779437) |
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Date: January 6th, 2006 4:53 AM Author: ruddy bearded sanctuary kitty Suck. My. Dick. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4747713) |
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Date: January 6th, 2006 5:06 AM Author: Idiotic cruise ship cause im close to tha EDGE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4747787) |
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Date: January 6th, 2006 5:10 AM Author: ruddy bearded sanctuary kitty 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4747805) |
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Date: January 10th, 2006 3:34 AM Author: Milky motley ratface giraffe 182. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4779444) |
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Date: January 6th, 2006 5:28 AM Author: Idiotic cruise ship Im tryin' (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4747897) |
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Date: January 6th, 2006 5:57 AM Author: Smoky French House Windowlicker you wont be around next year, my rap's too severe, kickin mad flava in ya ear (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4747972) |
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Date: January 6th, 2006 5:59 AM Author: Idiotic cruise ship you need to work on that, bud. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4747977) |
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Date: January 6th, 2006 6:02 AM Author: Smoky French House Windowlicker it's not even mine it's from Craig Mack (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4747980) |
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Date: January 6th, 2006 6:05 AM Author: Idiotic cruise ship well, you should probably quote a second line then. see, two lines work together to make a rhyme and thats kina the point of this thread....though making your own shit up is also the point
I dont wnt to be the rhyme police, so whatever. lol |
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Date: January 6th, 2006 11:11 AM Author: underhanded bbw You twelve feet from her, but you're worthless like quotas
You're missin' Ambition like Pensive be missin' Minnesota
All balls on the board, all pussy in real life
You get less action than Stabby's poor wife.
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Date: January 6th, 2006 11:46 AM Author: Rambunctious Area Antidepressant Drug This is the best thread I've seen on XOXO in my time here. Period. I'm desperately trying to stop myself from bawling with laughter in the library. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4748755) |
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Date: January 6th, 2006 11:27 AM Author: brass patrolman Like &# all you type is dots start up a thread dont get no response like dooderino, posters want your head you whack nigga, go join the ladies thread |
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Date: January 6th, 2006 11:58 AM Author: underhanded bbw I'm kickin it Old School like Ragreporta
If you fuck with me, I'll PWN you like Sforza
I miss IVYBOY, THOROUGHBRED and other poster with class
174's gonna tattoo you, just like Bateman's ass |
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Date: January 6th, 2006 12:08 PM Author: brass patrolman callin out old posters dont make you legit like felix and rasquach you just never quit I got bigger rhymes than sugarwitch got hands even HLS be givin into my demands |
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Date: January 6th, 2006 12:04 PM Author: Olive blathering useless brakes A lotta pretenders, lotta contenders this be up near the throne...Best thread eva'. 1 to the 8 to the O
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Date: January 6th, 2006 4:57 PM Author: Idiotic cruise ship you people suck, thank god im around (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4751511) |
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Date: January 6th, 2006 5:04 PM Author: harsh crimson state fortuitous meteor Bout time I posted on this thread,
Sittin at work wishin I was gettin head,
I suck at this since I ain't got rhyhme or rhythm,
But after work I'm given your wife my jizm. |
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Date: January 6th, 2006 5:13 PM Author: Idiotic cruise ship Your name is More Dough Hi, but I aint sure why is it cause you are a money maker, or a fat ass guy on internet drop rhymes, IRL you blow go back to playing football, you stupid ass hoe |
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Date: January 6th, 2006 8:42 PM Author: underhanded bbw You got a Tre Point Tre and One Fiddy Nine
And you want to know where you should be applyin?
I'll give you a hint. Pick out a blade,
And head for Law School at Seppuku State
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Date: January 6th, 2006 8:45 PM Author: Idiotic cruise ship speaking of black....I want Blackadder rhyming here, that would just ROCK! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4753353) |
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Date: January 6th, 2006 11:33 PM Author: underhanded bbw I drop rhymes more often than JCM drops trou
I've tried to stop spittin ill lyrics, but I don't know how
Don't hate on my ass for my extensive word knowledge
I blame my condition on my HYP college |
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Date: January 7th, 2006 1:10 AM Author: underhanded bbw This thread should be STICKY like my cum on your face
Like Notre Dame Football, you're a fucking disgrace
That's right, I said it, Fuck you touchdown Jesus
You can suck on my asshole and swallow my feces. |
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Date: January 7th, 2006 1:15 AM Author: orange exciting turdskin foreskin I could defecate in your esophagus and you still couldn't drop my shit unknown XO clones get pwn3d, son get used to it I chop em up like chicken pieces, serve em southern-fried Come on and test my recipe, you'll get Bill McHenry nullo-fied |
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Date: January 7th, 2006 1:26 AM Author: underhanded bbw Is that all you got? 'Cuz that was totally softbatch
Think about Goatse while I hand you your bitch-ass
Your moniker is as queer as a three-dollar bill
Your tagline's not funny. Your lyrics aren't ill
It's abundantly clear you're the gayest rapper in this thread
You cruise Craiglist for straight homos and give joires head
You can't compete with me or Gogol Ganguly
You're a sorry-ass faggot attending law school at Cooley
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Date: January 7th, 2006 1:42 AM Author: ruddy bearded sanctuary kitty nigga you can't see me I can see the look in your eyes
but here I am bam, poof, pow, surprise
oooohhhhhhhhh!!!!! |
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Date: January 7th, 2006 1:49 AM Author: Stubborn skinny woman yo i just heard my name called and beckoned so i must gather and unload my weapon within seconds cuz in this thread, I got drafted I just seen somebody get they ass kicked with standard pwnage tactics fuck brass knuckles, I'll punch you with brass fists totally flowin with my emotions in a moment of madness I'll wake up the whole board, murder you on your matress and look at you like, "What's the matter?" at 17, im not yet an adult, no longer a kid, you get it? I can spit with the best, still illin at one-seven ILL. |
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Date: January 7th, 2006 1:59 AM Author: ruddy bearded sanctuary kitty very nice. I must google the flow to make sure 99% of what you spittin wasn't written
by someone else. |
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Date: January 7th, 2006 4:05 PM Author: Idiotic cruise ship Ill indeed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4758100) |
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Date: January 10th, 2006 3:37 AM Author: Milky motley ratface giraffe Ill? Quite. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4779462) |
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Date: January 7th, 2006 2:13 AM Author: vibrant anal faggot firefighter theater stage Gogol's back on the mic, and xo is excited
Pat Robertson told me that wack mcs have been smited
I said naw bitch, see, those who step to me fade
got saltybabe all checkin for AIDS
but what they suffer from ain't no homo infection
i been feedin' them lines, haters got indigestion |
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Date: January 7th, 2006 2:23 AM Author: vibrant anal faggot firefighter theater stage Daddy Bling thinks he's dope, but that brotha be trippin'
Like Pink with a tin of Skoal, his reputation is dippin'
I'm known across the world from New York to Lahore
His reputation's even lower than Ruskie's LSAT score |
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Date: January 7th, 2006 2:23 AM Author: orange exciting turdskin foreskin Flows spill from my mouth like scrabble pieces that form a thesis giving wack newcomers terminal diseases More cheese that Croesus, and as Joe_Vag would say I'm more prestigious than an MBA from UCLA At 14 I stood there with no shoes or socks dropping flows and accidentally chopped all of my toes off Like Evan, I'm a robot sent to show those who know not and smash roadblocks in my path and that's the whole plot |
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Date: January 7th, 2006 2:35 AM Author: underhanded bbw My rhymes are so crafty, they call a Jew.
My dick is so big, they call me black, too.
My grades are so high, people think I am Asian.
I've killed more people than the Iraqi Invasion.
If you mess with me, you're bound to get shat on,
Destroyed like the chair that Loreilee sat on.
So take your rhymes elsewhere and bow down to me,
I'm the best that there was and the best there will be. |
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Date: January 7th, 2006 2:37 AM Author: vibrant anal faggot firefighter theater stage this is brilliant. bravo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4756000) |
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Date: January 7th, 2006 4:06 PM Author: Idiotic cruise ship rotflmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4758108) |
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Date: January 7th, 2006 2:36 AM Author: Stubborn skinny woman I needa talk amongst these suckers who arent even remotely close to me to be nice I sacrifice things, like i get no sleep i create concepts so deep, niggas'll quote me they reword and retype my rhymes to they homies i make XOXO twist and turn at will have them saying shit backwards like kid ill ive been on a higher level since years ago since my birth im the underdog in it, continuous in winnin you cant even fully absorb the level of rhymes i record or interpret the deep laws of tha physics involved i travel to the ends of the galaxy and beyond I wreck, negroes out of range like galactic star treks from the galaxies of andromeda, I puzzle niggas like cropcircles and other mysterious phenomenas |
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Date: January 7th, 2006 2:38 AM Author: Stubborn skinny woman flow is off, but rhymes are solid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4756004) |
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Date: January 7th, 2006 2:40 AM Author: vibrant anal faggot firefighter theater stage talk a lotta shit, but can you back it up
youse a toddler yungin, ain't never fucked a slut
Just a year ago sayin' "neato" and "nifty"
Now you talking bout Lohan's big ass titties
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Date: January 7th, 2006 2:42 AM Author: ruddy bearded sanctuary kitty you killin'em out there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4756025) |
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Date: January 7th, 2006 3:01 AM Author: Stubborn skinny woman youre fake blackin 17 ut atleast im not actin your wittiness is lackin step ya game up negro the kids much iller cause when i bust rhymes and stuff i use my mind to pick the pen up "rappers" like you are gabage lack skills they belong in landfills nobody but your butt buddy feels it when you grab the mic and start mocking something about the hat of ICE i was hungry but reading you just lost my appetite ima beast you even said, your a midget (hahaa) and now i also know you got matching faggot lyrics like doctor evil said, quiet shut up and zip it my reign's superior my associations are scarier non ill rappers ya you better evacuate bfore I exfoliate your face with highly abrasive phrases in order to giva ya face a facelift a kid that spits straight insane shit stop hating and start applauding me let me bask in my glory do not support the gawdy do not uphold his flow do not like some loserfucker do not pass go this rap was a teaching in meaning of bliss, ill call it heaven just got served from ill kid kickin @ one seven and wat |
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Date: January 7th, 2006 3:06 AM Author: vibrant anal faggot firefighter theater stage Your lyrics are off, and your words do not rhyme
At a mere seventeen, bitch you've run out of time
You claim you're the future, but get slayed by my word
Run your ass off the board, like that fag Lawyerbird |
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Date: January 7th, 2006 3:10 AM Author: Stubborn skinny woman this is ridiculous some guys wasting my time im lightyears ahead of what you call 'rhyme' i send out classics which should get made as published works you write retorts tha size of 4 lines worth what are your credentials? when i tell you mine ill send you to hell yo burn you like toast and wash u down with water have you feelin burned, and scarred like harry potter, im hotter |
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Date: January 7th, 2006 3:16 AM Author: vibrant anal faggot firefighter theater stage I'm Marty Lipton to your Cadwalader Chris
Even coca farmers ain't doper than this
You feelin' ill kid, well I got your prognosis
The results have come back, its hip hop halitosis |
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Date: January 7th, 2006 3:19 AM Author: Stubborn skinny woman Halitosis, "the condition of having bad breath," Oh? I know for a fact yours smells gross, dont you have Fam back on Oak tree road? OH SHIT |
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Date: January 7th, 2006 3:31 AM Author: vibrant anal faggot firefighter theater stage your rhymes be stinking up the joint, go swig some listerine
ill wipe you on the floor, the rappin mr. clean
im yale on the mic, and youre not even rated
diarrheaa on your couch because you farted naked
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Date: January 7th, 2006 3:33 AM Author: ruddy bearded sanctuary kitty HOt Sizzle! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4756212) |
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Date: January 7th, 2006 3:34 AM Author: Stubborn skinny woman you dont know talent, and areny you black? damn what a disgrace, youre good for nothing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4756214) |
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Date: January 7th, 2006 3:44 AM Author: ruddy bearded sanctuary kitty he's rhyming and his flow is on point. When I try to read your shit, you break up the flow. The pattern flow of everyone in this thread has been followed except by you. Just try to write it so that when I read it I can actually rap on an internal beat, maybe you need a metronome to help you with that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4756255) |
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Date: January 7th, 2006 4:09 PM Author: Idiotic cruise ship doood, that was wicked! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4758133) |
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Date: January 10th, 2006 3:39 AM Author: Milky motley ratface giraffe nice! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4779467) |
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Date: January 7th, 2006 2:40 AM Author: underhanded bbw So hard, So hard, that's how he wanted to fuck her
But she was pretending she'd become a doctor
Though Poetic Dreamer's love for Julia was unrequited,
This is the year PURDUE SHOULD GO UNDEFEATED!
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Date: January 7th, 2006 2:55 AM Author: vibrant anal faggot firefighter theater stage Ganguly Law Review, yo I'm the E-I-C
Got Posner writin in sayin' he's wacker than me
Ronny Dworkin rhyme review all like "that shit was tight"
Blackadder wrote a Note, even he sees the light |
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Date: January 7th, 2006 11:01 AM Author: Rambunctious Area Antidepressant Drug BEAUTIFUL. JUST FUCKING BEAUTIFUL.
This thread keeps getting better. |
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Date: January 10th, 2006 3:35 AM Author: Milky motley ratface giraffe Nice! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4779448) |
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Date: January 7th, 2006 2:59 AM Author: underhanded bbw I've been in more battles than Grbac's been in car wrecks
Yet I'm undefeated like those burnt-orange rednecks
You might practice battle raps that get rated 180
But when that Saturday comes, you get fucked like my ladies
You make up excuses and you want to retake
But it's too late cuz you're bound for Bukkake State
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Date: January 7th, 2006 3:06 AM Author: underhanded bbw I battled with K-Fed but it just wasn't right
It was like fighting Helen Keller in broad daylight
His lyrics were loco and his beats were pathetic
I PWN3D him like that Pre-nup and don't you forget it
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Date: January 7th, 2006 1:27 PM Author: brass patrolman my lyrics are tighter than federlines asshole hold up I just farted, office smells like gogol fee waivers flowin when I drop my LSAT I got Andy Cornblatt screaming "YASFRAT!!!" |
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Date: January 7th, 2006 2:16 PM Author: underhanded bbw Derek Meeker said, "Son, come take this Levy"
I said, "2/3rds Tuition? You fuckin' Crazy?"
If I got desperate I'd think Hamilton
But YLS called and said, "Nigga, you in!" |
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Date: January 7th, 2006 3:27 PM Author: violet principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4757896) |
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Date: January 8th, 2006 3:36 AM Author: Idiotic cruise ship "pink cock" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
EDIT: and "giant pink cock" is an oxymoron |
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Date: January 16th, 2006 6:13 AM Author: Transparent indecent base idea he suggested AWESOME (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4830968) |
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Date: January 7th, 2006 3:35 PM Author: brass patrolman you niggas best wake up from your meatspin haze I draw robots on torts and I still pull straight As you post like youre hard but your lyrics are flaccid I set the bar so high Stanford deans cant pass it |
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Date: January 7th, 2006 3:48 PM Author: underhanded bbw With lyrics like that you should join the Kindness Club
Youre PG-13 like TV movies gettin' dubbed
You sound like Will Smith, but even more soft and nice
You the rapping equivalent of Michael David Tice |
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Date: January 7th, 2006 7:14 PM Author: underhanded bbw The world's illest lyrics are exactly what I'm spittin'
Even iller than what Sean Taylor spit on Michael Pittman
You cannot stop this. I'm like taxes and death.
You are like Duncan and I'm like MacBeth. |
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Date: January 8th, 2006 3:33 AM Author: ruddy bearded sanctuary kitty I think this nigga might be the illest, his flows are on relevant xoxo topics and they're still hot son. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4762519) |
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Date: January 8th, 2006 3:34 AM Author: vibrant anal faggot firefighter theater stage yeah he's consistently dope and funny (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4762524) |
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Date: January 8th, 2006 3:42 AM Author: Idiotic cruise ship dude, i didnt know you had it in you.....sorry about questioning your shit b4, man you spit some dope shit above! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4762548) |
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Date: January 8th, 2006 3:44 AM Author: Idiotic cruise ship I agree, but half of his references go straight over my head...thats some prestigious ass flow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4762555) |
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Date: January 8th, 2006 3:38 AM Author: Stubborn skinny woman Subject: GOGOL GAYGUY better whatch who you beef wit ill have niggaz come to get you ready ta rip you come with intercontinental ballistic missilez and pistolz ill put a red dot on your head cuz you a Hindu after that ill put a hole in ya big enough to put my fist through I could verbally diss you or I can get physical not too young, watever ya niggas wanna do i can do it too im bad, im a sinner, we all sinnas i rob niggas for their presents at bar mitzvahs i rob niggas for their body organs then i go out and sell em to the highest biddas sell shit like hearts and livas two and a half mill after its delivered they go to yomkippar and beg god to forgive us i know your type, the type that finds violence real frightening you pray to god harder when shells start firing you sit by your bed perspiring and try to crawl underneath it you better watch out who you keep beef with ill carve my name in blood on your chest just for the thrill and so you dont forget it, it will say "ILL" |
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Date: January 8th, 2006 3:46 AM Author: ruddy bearded sanctuary kitty top fucking notch right here son, you stepped up in the clutch with this one kid. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4762564) |
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Date: January 8th, 2006 3:48 AM Author: Stubborn skinny woman here on out ill put a little more effort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4762575) |
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Date: January 8th, 2006 3:51 AM Author: vibrant anal faggot firefighter theater stage You tryin too hard, homey step if you dare
Coal miner style, I leave you gaspin for air
Got twice the lines, still aint matchin me yet
leave you fucked and alone, like Fish's slender brunette |
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Date: January 8th, 2006 3:52 AM Author: Stubborn skinny woman ^^ You see that? Its too simple, hes doing dare, air, yet, brunette. Thats not good work. Read it, it sounds corny as hell like a nursery rhyme (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4762591) |
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Date: January 8th, 2006 3:52 AM Author: ruddy bearded sanctuary kitty See this thread is about rhymes and flows that are xoxo relevant and this post is spot fucking on. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4762594) |
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Date: January 8th, 2006 3:53 AM Author: Stubborn skinny woman You gotta look at the whole package, you must all like his work cause of the XOXO references. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4762597) |
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Date: January 8th, 2006 3:54 AM Author: vibrant anal faggot firefighter theater stage the whole point is xo references. none of us are jay z, we work with what we have. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4762607) |
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Date: January 8th, 2006 3:55 AM Author: Idiotic cruise ship check it out below son....some real ill shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4762612) |
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Date: January 8th, 2006 3:55 AM Author: ruddy bearded sanctuary kitty your work is good in a broad context, but you have to consider the forum too.
Dood I'm giving you props stop busting my balls. |
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Date: January 8th, 2006 3:54 AM Author: Idiotic cruise ship yo dont you fuck wit my boy, son, he is Gogol Ganguly HE'S the real ILL shit, make you look just like a fooly Straight outa Jumpah Lahiri's imagination, He's a brown ass brotha whose dad went to a train station and on his way home, to a russian he was talkin' when the train got in a wreck, there was a chance of him not walkin' Luckily for him, his russian friend had learned to share and gave 'em a good book by that fool Gogol which was rare that book then saved his life, and greatful he became so thats what he named his son, when he was lookin for a name. If you dont get this refrence then you got to start to read cause this is a good story, and you just got PwN3D indeed. |
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Date: January 8th, 2006 3:55 AM Author: vibrant anal faggot firefighter theater stage 10 trillion! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4762610) |
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Date: January 8th, 2006 3:59 AM Author: Idiotic cruise ship thanks fool....ill be looking for the back up when i need it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4762630) |
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Date: January 8th, 2006 4:00 AM Author: Stubborn skinny woman im gonna get your boy again next rhyme (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4762635) |
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Date: January 8th, 2006 4:03 AM Author: Idiotic cruise ship and when you do...i will drop some complicated ass rhymes that nobody else can possibly follow in return--Just like you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4762647) |
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Date: January 8th, 2006 3:55 AM Author: Stubborn skinny woman wow no intro neeeded that shit was weak (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4762613) |
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Date: January 8th, 2006 4:15 AM Author: Stubborn skinny woman Subject: freestyle diss on everyones ability ayo im the indestructible kid-thug, im the type that draws the first blood with OJs gloves if you want it, you can get it, so when you cant seem to disarm it, dont sweat it, GET IT? this bomb will blow if you tamper with it yo im analytic so you better run for cover when i start to kick it my lyric will fly like abullet when my flow hammer hits it while you average niggas are babblin, my lyrics are space travellin like javelins, they stab you in the abdomen acronyms and nouns, metaphors and adjectives, you cant fuck with HALF tha kid yous sustain damages which are beyond repair my lyrics zap through the shields to strike the lame flow engineers i can sustain through thresholds of pain while i walk across the suns solar flares barefoot looking for shade i seriously rearrange your ribcage like a double barrel 12 gauge at close range such a shot rotates the positions of your brains my hard raps penetrate through your hard hats im a running bull who will hit you harder than emmit smith on running back, im a stunning kid with quick and cunning raps swiftly im running laps around 28 y/o rap whacks like addicts on crack these fiends keep coming back to me i got their heads flipping around like acrobats on gym mats its a critical stage now, the kid is ill like that |
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Date: January 8th, 2006 4:30 AM Author: Idiotic cruise ship Subject: The complete opposite of a freestyle diss ayo my red hair burns yo eyes like laser cannons when the dark wind blows i spit to take the hit son the rhyme, the rythme, the blues, and the flow a combination of organic element in my head go through robust dimensions of thinking just like the king i spring, into action while you hold your breath (waiting to sing) that song you were taught, the son of a whore no im not dissing you mother, just breaking down youre lore fact is, when i wiz, its my biz, that hits the river yea i said it motherfucker, now you know i can deliver. just now, before I finish, ill go back to tha beginning and reiterate my rhyme, you did the opposite of winning.
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Date: January 8th, 2006 5:29 AM Author: razzle pale kitty cat your rhymes are scattered like light through a prism, read all your posts and still cant tell who youre dissin, battling me? better off selling anal in prison. someone compared you to me, they must be out of their mind, my flow is divine, makes niggas pray to god on their free time. your lyrics misleading, suggest that youre worthy of breathing - breeding you should avoid, kids of ill kid be more worthless than the checks that i void. and if you still want to battle best fill your arsenal with guns, cause you cant handle me nigga, ill flow right through you like the runs
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Date: January 8th, 2006 6:34 AM Author: ruddy bearded sanctuary kitty every one of y'all brought that fire right here son. Keep it up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4762900) |
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Date: January 10th, 2006 3:42 AM Author: razzle pale kitty cat PWNED (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4779478) |
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Date: January 8th, 2006 8:46 AM Author: wine thriller locale only you can prevent the kids demise
as my lyrics pierce his spine
whupping his ass like a father takes a switch to the behind
deaf, dumb, and blind my words the siloquoy finger fucking
his dead optical nerve, and playing like Tommy lee on his
ear drum, ya heard
ill kid got nerve, mastered the art of baby talk
in my prescence I leave him like Christopher Reeve doing
the crip walk |
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Date: January 8th, 2006 7:36 AM Author: violet principal's office I'm a straight guerilla with it, cold hearted killa wit it Any nigga gettin' outta line can get it I make it hot, mothafuckas freeze up when I come through Mac-10, thirty two shot clip in my snorkel I might smile and say whats up but I don't fuck with you niggas My rap money slow up, I'll run up on you niggas I'm on the edge, I'm just waitin' on a nigga to push me Put my hand on my strap, what you lookin' at pussy We ain't buddies, we ain't partners and we damn sure ain't friends So much chrome on my Benz, you see ya face in my rims If your bitch wanna roll, I'ma let her get in I don't play but I'm a playa till the mothafuckin' end ------------- I got no pickup lines I stay on the grind I tell the hoes all the time Bitch get in my car I got my 64, ridin' on Dayton spokes And when I open that do' Bitch get in my car ----------- Don't tell me you don't know that, uhh I'm the shyiiit Now you better watch ya girl mayn, I leave with ya bitch I ain't shiting these hoes, man I'm bout my paper If your bitch really bout it nigga I'm gon' take her Backseat of my jeep, fuck till I fuck up her make up Take her to the Diamond District, introduce her to Jacob Tell her if she like me she should keep me icey My game fuck with a bitch brain till she think she wifey Spent a life savings in a day, cause she likes me Committment for me, uhh nah not likely When I with Vivica, I thought I was onto somethin' But then the next week, nah man it was nothin' ----- I got no pickup lines I stay on the grind I tell the hoes all the time Bitch get in my car I got my 64, ridin' on Dayton spokes And when I open that do' Bitch get in my car ----- Look into the windows of my soul, the eyes never lie They blood shot red, its gaunja in my system, I'm high First its pain when you lust for love, then its smooth and calm Feel the rush, like a needles in your arm Its a cold world baby girl, lovin' me is not enough Find out when you fuckin' broke, love won't get you on the bus Man you should see the pretty bitches that be sexin' me They suck cock that make 'em hot, I just let 'em stand next to me Hundred percent thug, freak too, I'll taste your love 69's the position, your mouths full baby huhhhh? My conversations so deep, I get in your head Next thing you know, you yawnin', turnin' over and I'm in the bed
---- I got no pickup lines I stay on the grind I tell the hoes all the time Bitch get in my car I got my 64, ridin' on Dayton spokes And when I open that do' Bitch get in my car |
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Date: January 8th, 2006 8:16 AM Author: wine thriller locale My Nigga Caligula man, the alpha figa I got ya chick spread eagle, like porn flick pictures I only pop magnums's cause Im a big nigga, I cum sporadic like Peter North on ya girls face, semi auto matic on the dick trigga
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Date: January 8th, 2006 8:18 AM Author: wine thriller locale jizz will make her blind
two fists in the behind
and a dick tickling her spine
nine months later, youll be thinking it yours
while youre taking care of mine
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Date: January 8th, 2006 10:05 AM Author: violet principal's office Caligula, the original fagula, Found dead in a ditch with a Dick in his mouth. You roll like you get bitches, but you just frontin' You the gangbang "taker", yo asshole is huntin' Fo a cock to tear it open, like USC's defense You ain't straight, that's just pretense.
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Date: January 8th, 2006 11:29 AM Author: wine thriller locale your flow rancid TTT in hopeless despair
I bukkake on the mic, and in your girls hair
after shes done blowing, Notorious nigga you dont want to
get me going
I'll have your chick sucking like it was a hoover infomercial
I'm father to XOXO dont make me hurt you
but youse a faggot ass
for conditioner you use my seed
thats the closest you'll come to greatness fucking wit me
Caligula illest nigga what
rims spin like dradels on the Hummer truck
Got cash like Jews, while your broke ass takes the bus
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Date: January 8th, 2006 11:58 AM Author: violet principal's office Poundin my erect member into yo ear Listen up bitch and you'll prolly hear The sound of my sperm swimmin to yo brain You act like you fly but you just in pain I lyrically rape you til you go insane Better run now bitch cuz you got nothin to gain Fo' tha 7th floor crew flips you and runs a train On yo faggot ass, they be leavin stains Reach back..feel your legs as the cum starts to drain Down yo inner thighs, sperm champaigne Bitch ass nigga ain't got nothin on me, N4N is tha flyest emcee. |
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Date: January 8th, 2006 12:58 PM Author: wine thriller locale This is the requiem for notorious
he messed with the wrong man a no limit soldier
Ill take em out live, hell even put up the posters
get in line cause when Caligula steps up its over
Ill have you kneeling at the throne
like you was hurling after downing a liter of Jose Cuervo
as far as queers go
You make Richard Simmon's look like Deuce Bigalow male
gigolo
get off my dick, start writin some ill shit
cause I stick figures that think they phat and can't rap
wind blast
I make em slim fast, lookin like stick figures
I'm all that, I got mad chicks and dough and
Get more panties than hoes that steal victoria secret
clothes
Caligula illest of all day
I spit more flame than kids blowing wishes on birthday
cakes
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Date: January 8th, 2006 9:13 PM Author: violet principal's office I fold this faggot up like an old wallet, Gave him tha ER's number, that bitch bettah callit. You may got panties, But that's cuz you wear 'em, A homo supreme, With dicks in yo harem. |
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Date: January 8th, 2006 9:24 PM Author: ruddy bearded sanctuary kitty nice retort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4767446) |
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Date: January 8th, 2006 9:42 PM Author: violet principal's office I look forward to the day when an XOXO rap dispute spills over into real life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4767622) |
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Date: January 8th, 2006 9:43 PM Author: ruddy bearded sanctuary kitty hell yeah, You are biggie and Caligula is Pac (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4767635) |
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Date: January 8th, 2006 5:39 PM Author: underhanded bbw Like Tom Cruise and R. Kelly, you're trapped in the closet
Your face is a cum bank. Here comes my deposit.
You're weak in the knees like Joe Theismann and Carson Palmer
You're retarded like the girl OMGWTFBBQ fucked behind Walmart
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Date: January 8th, 2006 8:50 PM Author: Idiotic cruise ship yo yo yo yo yo yo Here comes the treble, here comes the bass here come my load, you better guard yo daughter's face cause im the real shit nigga, im bout to kill it nigga yous a dumb bitch nigga, and im bout to pull the trigga dont mistake my dope rhymes for kindness I know you like drugs, but this shit will leave you mindless Im the xo president, and youre just my lowly aid im like your daddy, boy, and that bed better be maid I break down ethnic groups, to their very core im the espanol lover, dont make my violate your soul im the black international, goin back in time im the asian gangsta killa, this doesnt constitute a crime this is the truth, now you heard it, this catastrophe's averted. I saved this thread from the grave, my shit's deep as Bin Laden's cave I turned this penny to a dime, thats the power of my rhyme cause it's down, and dirty, it's black, ya heard me? it's free, she cried, you moved, you died I took this shit to a whole new level just remember my name, one-fity-five the rhyme rebel. |
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Date: January 10th, 2006 3:09 AM Author: Stubborn skinny woman Subject: gogol + clowns diss haha your poor man your poor ass cant afford ruby teusdays wit a toupee, talkin on your 2way, you look gay nigga i dont give a fuck about the weak games you play i gnaw right on yur bones til my teeth turn a blue grey or till they turn yellow like yours like i didnt brush inna few days after which the blood starts to taste like a red toothpaste negro this aint time for foolin and that aint kool aid these delicacies the fda wont approve in the united states while you think of a retort i stir a witch's brew in your vanilla latte or maybe ill throw a filet of dogg at your indian internet cafe poison it if i was a chef, and take a half day cop out, and never come back your poor ass can even keep my backpay ^^ ^^ ^^ thats all metaphorical shits mayn is that why all you creepos are all attracted to meh? im young man look at YOURself i got you all listenin to meh now listen to yourself, constantly dissin me well EY! listen to this next line bitch: get off my D if you dont think im the illest thats aight i choose to disagree ive proved myself time and time again im grippin internet mics like they were heinekens, and now yall want me to rhyme again yous could never expire my firey threats killin me with your "guns" is ez, try typin on tha internet, if not with a pen of which battles for which are normally intended heh i dont like to be the one to start the drama nigga but i know damn straight how to end it now kill yourself and ill take the credit, get it? cuz you see that way things couldnt work out more pleasent many bouts on me and yet im present still evidently you cant kill the ill |
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Date: January 10th, 2006 3:28 AM Author: razzle pale kitty cat you may be ill kid, but still kid, my prescription cures your affliction, you dont address me, cause lets be, serious my style controls you like addiction throw up your hands like crucifixions,
fuck ill finish this later bye |
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Date: January 15th, 2006 11:35 PM Author: underhanded bbw If you fuck with me, you won't remain intact
You'll choke like Dungy and Vanderjagt
As your eyes bug out and your face turns blue,
The Rest of the Crew from Michigna gonna bukkake you.
The 7th Floor Crew ain't got nothing on my boys
We knock doors off their hinges like ICE on roids
Come to the Lawyer's Club and get knocked the fuck out
'Cuz we PWN this campus beyond a reasonable doubt |
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Date: January 16th, 2006 3:59 AM Author: Rambunctious Area Antidepressant Drug This thread has just been entered into the XOXO "Classic Threads" hall of fame on the Wiki.
It just might be my favorite of all time. |
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Date: January 16th, 2006 4:38 AM Author: underhanded bbw If I were a reindeer, my name would be Blazin'
I tear down your rhymes like houses the IDF be Razin'
You are the runt of the rapping world's litter
If you want to battle me, you'd better find a pinch hitter
I'll have to recommend you stay away from Keith Hernandez
At Shea in '86 I saw him fellating Sid Fernandez
If you ain't down with the Mets, you're probably a faggot.
Enjoy your romantic rendez-vous with Arrow at that restaurant from Zagat |
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Date: January 16th, 2006 4:53 AM Author: Exhilarant mahogany wrinkle What in heaven's name are you people doing here? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4830791) |
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Date: January 16th, 2006 5:14 AM Author: underhanded bbw I dwell on the mean streets of Chappaqua
I got a prez for a neighbor and a passion for the law
It should be clear I PWN the Westchester rap scene
I'm three standard deviations above the lyrical mean
I chose Michigan, because New York's for the leftists
I eat up Kurt Vonnegut like a Champion's Breakfast
You cannot stop this. Just hope to contain me.
Your mom's the next spot where The Crew's running train, G.
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Date: January 16th, 2006 6:51 AM Author: Exhilarant mahogany wrinkle Shut up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4830977) |
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Date: January 16th, 2006 3:29 PM Author: underhanded bbw I won't be quiet 'cuz I spit the truth
I destroy precedents like John Wilkes Booth
Like MLK, I fuck whoever I want to
My lyrical genius will continue to haunt you
Fools who step to me end up sleeping with the fishes
My 2nd Amendment rights transcend well-regulated militias
I'm armed to the tee like I'm an arachnid
I drop more bombs than we dropped on Iraq, kid
If rappers were landmarks, I'd be the Eiffel Tower
I've killed more Ukranians than nuclear power
You're nothing special, despite what your mom tells ya
If she willed something to a pussy, you'd be getting it Cy Pres
I'm the greatest rapper ever, so shut the fuck up
I'm the Lombardi Trophy, while you're the Grey Cup
You fucked with me and you got what you deserved
Remember the name "T. Baggins", cuz YOU GOT SERVED! |
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Date: January 16th, 2006 8:55 AM Author: lake knife box office You fuckers have the nerve to disrespect my schtick,
when it be clear as cristal that you all have a small dick.
I move like Reggie Bush when I get in the bedroom,
but the beatches be tired and sleep like a raccoon.
That's right bitches, a raccoon. |
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Date: January 17th, 2006 4:43 AM Author: underhanded bbw It sounds to me like you those bitches PWN you;
they pretend to be sleeping when you want to screw.
The raccoon probably wasn't the best analogy;
a Possum fakes sleeping to avoid its enemies.
It's unfortunate for you that you get PWN3D by bitches,
But I'm not surprised 'cuz you ain't no Sid Vicious.
You're like Johnny Rotten if you take out the Johnny,
You just a sucker with a limp dick that's fucking scrawny.
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Date: January 19th, 2006 3:23 PM Author: lake knife box office Listen T Bag, you better get your lips ready,
Because I'm about to drop my boyz in you steady.
My dick is big, my ballz is large,
And when I drop 'em in your mouth, I'll be in charge.
From there I'll move to your rear,
Where I'll really kick it into high gear.
By the time I'm done tearing up your tush,
All you'll be able to say is Thanks Bush!
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Date: January 19th, 2006 3:52 PM Author: Idiotic cruise ship thats right bitches.....a raccoon! 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4858428) |
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Date: January 16th, 2006 3:35 PM Author: Spruce Crackhouse This is the best thread ever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4832883) |
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Date: January 16th, 2006 3:56 PM Author: underhanded bbw Thanks for giving props where props are due
I've wasted these suckers like the Avian Flu
Everybody's too scared to battle against me
I've got more innocent victims than the NYPD
Sean Hannity got a plunger in his anus
He secretly wishes it had been a penis
These rest of these bastards caught 42 shots
Fighting me is more dangerous than living in Watts
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Date: January 16th, 2006 3:58 PM Author: lake knife box office I gotta say, thatd doesn't suck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4833080) |
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Date: January 16th, 2006 4:09 PM Author: Outnumbered Tanning Salon Milk watts we find you not, cuz you hide when the glock cock joires said you're a one-stop cock shop, you hob nob like you from the block, but you not spindly white boy show up we wonder "whodat?" i have a mind to blow you up, like joe_vaj so when you get yo ass capped, we call a hazmat lonestar, left yo ass bent up like a cavalier hat |
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Date: January 16th, 2006 4:28 PM Author: underhanded bbw I was unaware that there are retarded people here,
but good luck at the Special Olympics in Canada this year.
Just like Cartman, you'll probably win the Spirit Award
Worst in every category, like you're worst on the board.
Don't drop names of mascots like the Virginia Cavaliers
It's about as intimidating at the Tennessee Volunteers
If you think those are insults, you're a New Orleans Saint
You're nuts and an ass, like things bordering my taint.
It's unfornuate for you that you chose to battle me
I'm a PhD in rapping; you're an associate's degree
You should drop the name Lonestar and go by something different
like "UBERPWN3D, bitch-ass, TTT shit-eating faggot"
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Date: January 17th, 2006 5:02 AM Author: Hyperventilating flushed pit HOLY SHIT this was nice. 180 man! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4838546) |
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Date: January 19th, 2006 3:12 PM Author: underhanded bbw thanks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4858123) |
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Date: January 19th, 2006 4:13 PM Author: Idiotic cruise ship ill give you your props, cause it looks like you deserve it but youre goin for my crown, though my record has been perfect ill kid, B D B B, and MDH yo, i tore em down fast with my wicked sick flow dont step into the ring, lest you got gloves on, i aint gonna fuck around, im the lion to your fawn your moniker is from L O T R right? i believe, it never ceases to amaze me, the horrid gayness you achieve so if youre ready for a fight, "lets get it on" as Gaye would say just remember that i warn well in advance, now if you may
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Date: January 28th, 2006 11:10 PM Author: underhanded bbw My moniker's not from Lord of the Rings
Characters named T. Baggins are not PG-13
My username's ill like my rhyming proclivity
Droppin my nuts in your mouth is my favorite activity
You claim to be perfect and wear rappings' crown
But I'm the only poster who's world renowned
Go home to your mommy and tell her you got beat
Cuz T. Baggins Tea-bagged you and you got pubes in your teeth. |
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Date: January 19th, 2006 4:16 PM Author: brass patrolman glad you changed your name to keep up with the times ive been dipping my nuts in your mouth with these rhymes youve been begging me for days and its turned into naggin but dont worry fag I'll let you get back to tea baggin |
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Date: February 8th, 2006 12:21 AM Author: soul-stirring parlor liquid oxygen Since I started working my life’s a bore
Since I’m going to law school it’ll soon get more
My ex-girlfriend just face book messaged me with exclamation marks like a real whore
Fucked up the LSAT – going tier four
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Date: February 8th, 2006 12:23 AM Author: boyish cheese-eating parlour MCs sound the same like onomanopoeia -The Infesticons |
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Date: February 8th, 2006 4:26 AM Author: twisted hell i know this chick who sings lotty dotty thanks again for the compliment of good body click my pics you'll see my face is gaudy further proof still that i photoshopped my body. |
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Date: February 8th, 2006 4:38 AM Author: Iridescent Crusty Cuckoldry The conservatives say that I'm a pimp
Just because I kinda stroll with a limp
Parents in the suburbs also gotta trip
Cus they kids got they 501's hangin off their hips |
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Date: February 8th, 2006 5:36 PM Author: violet principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#5030906) |
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Date: February 10th, 2006 5:36 PM Author: underhanded bbw Checkin' in from retirement and I see nothing but Poseurs.
You're the Miers' of the world, while I'm Big Dick Posner.
Your rhyming is tragic, your insults are comical.
George Bush said the bombs that I drop are atomical.
Like those guys at the football game, you're total jerks.
You suck more dick than that chick from Clerks.
Attention Morons: LSAT does not equal Rap.
Was that Laura Bush's Labia? In the wind? Did it Flap?
I know what you're thinking. "Was that the best he could do?"
It's a moniker, asswipes. Way to confirm that you're n00bs.
I can tell that you're lost. Should I draw you a map?
Search Amazon for the Complete Idiots' Guide to Rap.
I'm old-school like Valentine and Johnson, the Slap.
You're the lyrical equivalent of the chick who :D tapped.
But, "Wait, :D's a virgin. Don't fall into T. Baggins' trap."
A whale would disagree, so here's a recap:
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#4747512
You're like dogs by the table, hoping for a srcap.
You want taste of my greatness, a tip of my cap.
Well, you remind me of assholes, spewing nothing but crap.
When I hear your lyrics, I one-handed clap.
Stop ruining an otherwise Classic XOXO thread,
With whatever mental diarrhea poops into your head.
Now that I've blown up your rhymes like the Challenger Mission,
Let it be known that Gogol Ganguly's my sole competition.
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Date: February 19th, 2006 10:00 PM Author: Stubborn skinny woman a time tested warrior, i elicit battle raps from the distance using the inflation premise of ten to the minus thirty two seconds my ill skill is apparent those who hear my efforts gotta give me the merit off of metaphors alone a board legend but i cant take credit since the English language was not my invention simply the way i put things together often times as an incorrect english editor but its ironic because no one can make it any better the people might forget, but the wiki will make the people remember 3 counts of illness, i plead guilty to the charge and accepte the sentence let the records show i resisted against the pressures my short but solid endeavors to increase this boards skill measure
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Date: February 19th, 2006 10:03 PM Author: mint cerebral gunner you motherfuckers killed it by getting all serious. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#5135281) |
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Date: March 1st, 2006 6:10 PM Author: Rambunctious Area Antidepressant Drug (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#5219384) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2006 1:28 AM Author: Indigo Office One muthafuckin eighty! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#5703923) |
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Date: March 1st, 2006 6:19 PM Author: slap-happy stag film hairy legs Good lord. You just knew this was going to be shitty white boy rap. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#5219457) |
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Date: March 21st, 2006 6:46 PM Author: wine thriller locale waves splashing verbal asthma and gritty sand paper lambskin fore skin, foreplay Caligula style orgy all day weak rhymes drunk on Jose Cuervo Gold spitting enemas on assoles gold rims spins on hummer trucks like dradles nigga what in at t-14 out the cut yale next on the list wisdom of old age but just a young buck name is toby kunta kinte sold on material lust mental slave to BIGLAW and 145K bucks
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Date: May 2nd, 2006 10:18 PM Author: underhanded bbw You bitches rap like Kaavya,
stealing other rappers rhymes.
Like that black dude who worked
for the New York Times.
So lend an ear as I tell you,
what I'm about to do.
It involves a razor, some blood,
and a bitch like you.
Have you seen any movies,
by Quentin Tarantino?
Here's a friendly gesture,
that I learned from Nino.
Can you hear me now?
You can read my lips. No?
I'm gonna take this knife to your ear,
and pull a Van Gogh.
As I'm slicing it off,
I want you to understand,
that fucking with me
was a retarded plan.
I'm the best on the board,
which doesn't say much,
but respect my greatness,
and I won't go Dutch. |
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Date: May 2nd, 2006 10:42 PM Author: beady-eyed garnet business firm hissy fit This shit is trite,
reminds me of your mom,
something's not right,
like that bitch you took to the prom.
I'm not saying your a dope,
but clearly something's amiss,
I once saw you jumping rope,
while performing a briss.
You claim much clout,
but I just don't agree,
to me your like a trout,
that is out of the sea.
So, let's end it here,
while you still have your pride,
let's not see a tear,
I'd hate it if you had cried.
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Date: June 30th, 2006 11:00 AM Author: brass patrolman This thread needs a bump for all the fiber chatter turds perfectly congealed with no runs or splatter everytime i wipe my ass I draw an ace in the hole i got mexican reporters screamin fulanoooooooooooool |
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Date: October 8th, 2006 9:34 PM Author: Copper Idiot OH SNAP! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#6752722) |
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Date: December 12th, 2006 6:44 PM Author: Rambunctious Area Antidepressant Drug bump for the BEST THREAD IN XOXO HISTORY. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#7204872) |
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Date: January 12th, 2007 6:55 PM Author: Rambunctious Area Antidepressant Drug (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#7406168) |
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Date: February 6th, 2007 10:05 PM Author: trip ceo Yo Yo Yo, Kick it:
GTO be stylin in his new boat
You gots to see that nigga float.
Joseph Cho be shooting at coolies
Nice change for Philly cause usually its moolies.
David Lat does not believe in proper citing
But his sister's smile sure is inviting.
I gots to go, don't have time for no more flow,
So catch you all later, bitchez.
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Date: March 7th, 2007 1:24 AM Author: Idiotic cruise ship noooooooobs! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#7720752) |
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Date: April 7th, 2007 11:25 PM Author: sick henna range I rhyme circles 'round you, making you look all nuts dizzy and defeated like an outed paulie walnuts, exposin' your secrets, like that you's a rearender forcing you to hire Reputation Defender, rapping you down to chase you straight out the door, with no graceful exit unlike one-seven-four; like a parasite, I make you my host till you whine about me to the Washington Post; when you lose this battle, don't say you like the attention, this isn't a game of Pensive's ambition; it's real, and know that fact before you play because I'll now unleash some Philosophical Gourmet. |
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Date: April 7th, 2007 11:31 PM Author: low-t citrine striped hyena gas station Hear hear! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#7892452) |
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Date: June 29th, 2007 11:23 PM Author: hilarious meetinghouse bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#8318014) |
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Date: October 11th, 2007 7:43 PM Author: Opaque talking senate Im the newest cat, holdin the big bat Niggas call me black cause I got a 180 on the cocksat. My reign of fear, brings TTTs to tears, My posts so great they'll be archived for years. I could rap just less than twice, but get a board rep like ICE. Dawg keeps schoolin ya, make you look like a fool like your name was Julia. I school you clowns, there is no question, Then I'll after school you bitches like detention. My raps so hard, they create screen static, My first verse so large they'll nick name it ILLMATIC. |
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Date: October 20th, 2008 8:50 PM Author: hairless slimy stead imho some of this was really good, nice bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=334035&forum_id=2#10281846) |
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Date: October 20th, 2008 8:57 PM Author: hairless slimy stead yo bitches on this board always be trashin me but i'm rehashin the action at your law school (TTT): you ain't makin biglaw if you get a single B, so it seems where we draw the line is between you and me, G |
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Date: October 20th, 2008 10:15 PM Author: hairless slimy stead you all got pussy LSATs, yeah i said it one eighty white bitches moanin "oh yes, credit" you can call me doe the third cause i'm headed to yale and when those ladies see my dick even blue smoke turns pale |