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'House of Evan' premiers on Netflix this fall

*dramatic music* *opening sequence of supermarket parking...
Comical wrinkle
  06/02/17
young?
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*pushes you in front of monorail*
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  06/02/17
opening sequence of seattle skyline before zooming to superm...
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This company has taken more from me than you will ever know....
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*camera follows Evan into employee restroom* "Everyd...
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*wheels cart to bakery area* I noticed Chad and his lovel...
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underrated
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*Evan looks at the camera and rolls his eyes as video of Eve...
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*evan sitting on a small box in the storeroom typing a messa...
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camera focuses on security control room "this is wha...
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This is turning into too much like Trailer Park Boys.
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Date: June 2nd, 2017 9:03 AM
Author: Comical wrinkle

*dramatic music*

*opening sequence of supermarket parking lot*

*young man wearing an ill-fitting uniform looks menacingly into the camera*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3633979&forum_id=2#33453710)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: Dark swollen theater stage useless brakes

young?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3633979&forum_id=2#33453836)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: Comical wrinkle

*pushes you in front of monorail*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3633979&forum_id=2#33453847)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 9:09 AM
Author: provocative kitchen pozpig

opening sequence of seattle skyline before zooming to supermarket parking lot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3633979&forum_id=2#33453741)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: Comical wrinkle

This company has taken more from me than you will ever know. So now it's my turn. My turn to get even.

*takes a dime from the register*

It'll be our little secret.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3633979&forum_id=2#33453764)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: provocative kitchen pozpig

180

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Date: June 2nd, 2017 9:35 AM
Author: chrome aphrodisiac corner



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 9:49 AM
Author: seedy box office roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3633979&forum_id=2#33453931)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 2:22 PM
Author: Topaz domesticated point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3633979&forum_id=2#33456146)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 2:42 PM
Author: sienna deep quadroon



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Date: December 29th, 2017 12:51 PM
Author: Anal Public Bath Digit Ratio



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Date: January 21st, 2023 3:00 PM
Author: At-the-ready salmon institution brethren



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 PM
Author: Comical wrinkle



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 1:59 PM
Author: Massive regret business firm

*camera follows Evan into employee restroom*

"Everyday I see this fucking sign."

*EMPLOYEES MUST WASH HANDS BEFORE RETURNING TO WORK*

"And everyday I do this."

*Flips the bird to the sign*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3633979&forum_id=2#33455923)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 2:07 PM
Author: Chestnut unhinged new version dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3633979&forum_id=2#33456005)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 2:12 PM
Author: Dark swollen theater stage useless brakes



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 2:13 PM
Author: seedy box office roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3633979&forum_id=2#33456046)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 2:21 PM
Author: Sickened multi-colored ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3633979&forum_id=2#33456127)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: spruce motley national marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3633979&forum_id=2#33456151)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 2:41 PM
Author: khaki ladyboy property



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: Comical wrinkle

*wheels cart to bakery area*

I noticed Chad and his lovely fiancee are shopping at our bakery this afternoon. And I just happened to be working in that department.

*places fresh chocolate cake on counter for Chad's fiancee*

Here you are, sweetheart, compliments of the store. And once again, congratulations!

*looks at camera*

Let's just say revenge is a dish best served cold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3633979&forum_id=2#33456222)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 2:43 PM
Author: provocative kitchen pozpig

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3633979&forum_id=2#33456339)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: Stirring hissy fit

*Evan looks at the camera and rolls his eyes as video of Evergreen State College "students" plays on his computer*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3633979&forum_id=2#33456309)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 2:42 PM
Author: sienna deep quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3633979&forum_id=2#33456332)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 2:47 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Bbw Windowlicker

*evan sitting on a small box in the storeroom typing a message on his phone, then looks up at the camera*

"No matter how many times I keep telling them, these poasters just won't believe this really is my life."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3633979&forum_id=2#33456385)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 2:48 PM
Author: Comical wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3633979&forum_id=2#33456395)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: electric range messiness

camera focuses on security control room

"this is what i call the box.you can see everything from...hey take a look at camera six...two things i learned in my 26 years on the job, first, black guys don't ever get shopping carts and two, holy shit it's june, why's he wearing a starter jacket..."

handheld cam shakes as evan runs from the box onto the grocery floor.

*like ricky henderson old evan slides into the black male, barely ripping his dickies, both collide against the frozen pizza glass. the black guys jacket is off, a catheter and colostomy bag are exposed."

"LOL sometimes what looks like shoplifting is just another federal lawsuit against the store."

phillip phillips "home" plays as the show goes to commercial.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3633979&forum_id=2#33456492)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: provocative kitchen pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3633979&forum_id=2#33456499)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 3:01 PM
Author: khaki ladyboy property

This is turning into too much like Trailer Park Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3633979&forum_id=2#33456505)



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Date: March 21st, 2023 9:56 PM
Author: Dark swollen theater stage useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3633979&forum_id=2#46081485)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: Comical wrinkle



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Date: December 26th, 2017 1:33 PM
Author: ivory boyish sound barrier senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3633979&forum_id=2#35010534)



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Date: January 3rd, 2021 3:49 AM
Author: Comical wrinkle



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:57 AM
Author: Comical wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3633979&forum_id=2#43285300)



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Date: March 21st, 2023 9:52 PM
Author: Comical wrinkle



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