Date: June 16th, 2018 10:47 AM Author: autistic bawdyhouse multi-billionaire
Prole here. You're supposed to blow and hope the machine is broken (they frequently are). If you fail, insist you are not drunk and demand a blood test - your blood alcohol level might get down to passing level in the time it takes for them to administer the blood test.
Date: June 3rd, 2018 10:43 PM Author: Disrespectful macaca
33. Capitalism is better than communism because it inspires people to work hard. In a communist society, everyone would just have their hand out! People only work for their next paycheque, not for any higher purpose.
34. The war in the middle east has raged uninterrupted since time immemorial and it not catalysed by Jews
35. White people are good at innovating; chinks are good at making improvements to designs patented by whites.
36. It is not the size of the man in the fight, but rather, the fight in the man
37. Immigrants have come to america from all over the world, in search of a better life.
38. There are two kinds of circuits - Series and Parallel
39. Kids do not play outside anymore
40. The shipping of jobs overseas has hurt Americans (follow-on point: either the Americans are ENTITLED and LAZY or the chinks product is INFERIOR).
41. Adults must pay bills and make budgets
42. If you put money in the bank, it will earn interest
43. Black guys have big dicks
44. Judaism is a Religion.
45. Putting a fuel pump inside of a gas tank is one way of preventing vapor lock with fuel injected cars
46. Manual transmissions with synchronisers do not require you to double-clutch
47. New cars are heaver because of stuff like power window motors and shit
48. You cannot just turn a diesel off. You need to idle it down for an indeterminate amount of time.
49. NASCAR races without the restrictor plates are the most exciting because they go faster
50. In order to be licenced to drive, one must attain a learner's permit, drive with a parent or whoever for 6 months or a year, and take a road test. They must be able to parallel park and execute a 3-point turn.
51. It is too easy to get a driver's licence in the U.S. They'll give a licence to anyone.
52. 12-gauge is by far the most common type of shotgun. 10-gauges were popular once as well, and were still used for turkeys as well as some types of waterfowl. The gauge refers to the size of the pellet - the smaller, the bigger.
53. Niggers have ruined the NBA with their ghettoness and unsportsmanlike diva attitudes.
54. Niggers go after nasty white women
55. What do you all a thousand lawyers drowned at the bottom of the ocean? A good start!
56. Overhead valve technology is actually newer than OHC tech. Although the former has often higher displacement relative to performance, the heads are more compact, meaning the overall package has smaller dimensions with fewer moving parts.
57. Marriage often ends with a woman seizing half of your shit, with the aid of the justice system. The entire system is biased against men.
58. If you do not rake your leaves, they will die and suffocate your grass when it snows.
59. One does not simply fly to Florida.
60. You have to work in the factory at UPS for years before they give you the privilege of driving the truck
61. Unions were perhaps a good thing, once, but their time has come and gone, and perhaps they've done more harm than good in the past few decades.
62. Coors Light is mostly Water
63. Drowning is actually one of the most peaceful ways to die
64. Women get moody during and in the period approaching their Periods
65. The United States' involvement in WW2 was necessary and justified, not to mention the atomic bomb.
66. Life expectancies have increased immensely due to Medicine and Technology
67. Social Security won't be around when we retire!
Date: January 5th, 2019 1:29 PM Author: Disrespectful macaca
123. If you receive a Raise, it could well bump you into a new Tax Bracket, causing your overall take-home pay to decrease.
124. Mounting a television above a fireplace is a shrewd decision and a good way to maximise space
125. Doubling the tax is an easy way to calculate a Tip
126. Waitstaff make less than minimum wage, and make up the difference in Tips.
127. WWF No Mercy for N64 was arguably the greatest wrestling game of all time
128. There are two WWE shows - Raw & Smackdown - each airing on different nights of the week. Oftentimes, storylines do not cross over, but it is a treat when they do.
129. Insurance deductibles are all but impossible to explain
130. The infield fly rule is a rule of baseball that treats certain fly balls as though caught, before the ball is caught, even if the infielder fails to catch it or drops it on purpose. The umpire's declaration of an infield fly means that the batter is out (and all force plays are removed) regardless of whether the ball is caught. The rule exists to prevent the defense from achieving a double play or triple play by failing to catch a ball that an infielder could catch with ordinary effort. The rule is limited to apply only in situations where this result is possible.
131. Public sector workers do nothing all day, leave work at exactly 5:00, and it is a travesty if they make more than the average American income of $27k.
132. Kids not playing outside is a travesty with far-reaching implications.
Date: January 6th, 2019 3:42 PM Author: Hideous Home Legend
The film [Debbie Does Dallas] is in the public domain following a US court ruling in 1987 that declared its copyright to be lost. Due to its pornographic content, it was ruled ineligible for the expanded copyright duration, as the legislative intent of extending copyright had been for it to apply to family entertainment such as Mickey Mouse.
The movie spawned a number of sequels and spin-offs including Debbie Does New Orleans, Debbie Does Wall Street, Debbie Does Dallas Again and the unrelated Debbie Duz Dishes franchise. It also spawned a 2002 Off Broadway musical, Debbie Does Dallas: The Musical.
Date: April 12th, 2019 5:19 PM Author: beady-eyed yellow chad boltzmann
164. Car accidents often occur shortly after it begins raining, when the motor oil on the road starts flowing across the road's surface.
165. Lawyers are often unscrupulous and lack moral guidance
166. Becoming a doctor is a virtuous and noble endeavor
167. Arranging for one's children to have braces is critical for their longterm wellbeing
168. In the weight room, low repetitions with high weight yields strength, while high repetitions with low weight leads to muscle definition and tone
169. High frequency trading doesn't "contribute" anything to the economy and is instead an elaborate blackbox of nonsense that leeches off "the system"
170. Homeless beggars in urban areas are often not homeless and are in fact simply masquerading as such!
Date: October 5th, 2019 3:56 PM Author: Disrespectful macaca
Also prole wisdom is not about what's true or false, it's more like "shit that proles say with an air of confidence regardless of whether it's true." Many of these happen to be true. Thanks for ruining it by making me explain it btw
Date: February 4th, 2021 1:04 PM Author: Disrespectful macaca
182. If you get into a car accident and make a claim on your insurance, your rates could well SKYROCKET even if you are found not to be at fault. Don't like it? Too bad, there is nothing you can do about it. Your insurer could also cancel you at any time.
Date: March 6th, 2022 7:51 PM Author: Disrespectful macaca
191. Vaccines cause injuries, the awareness of which the government, media, and corporations are wont to suppress.
192. Ukraine is a country in Europe.
193. Vaccine mandates are unconstitutional
194. The 2020 election was rife with fraud, the evidence for which was thrown out on various technicalities
195. Coronavirus came from China
196. The Democratic party used The Coronavirus as a political weapon against Donald Trump, at the expense of the wellbeing of the American people and the world at large
197. Dodge Rams are unreliable, with exception of the Cummins diesel variants
Date: September 17th, 2023 1:55 PM Author: Disrespectful macaca
198. COVID vaccines are known to have caused myocarditis
199. COVID was Engineered in a lab
200. Bill Gates is buying Land, killing lots of 3rd worlders, wants to control the population of earth, and was friends with Epstein and probably went to his Island.
Date: September 17th, 2023 2:50 PM Author: Disrespectful macaca
yes, certainly. proles have values that are rooted in reality, but they also have their blind spots, meaning they fail to understand complex systems. So they have solid common sense, but they'll also emphasize that working at Mcdonalds builds CHARACTER while Preps are doing Internships and shit. they don't understand complex artificial systems ime. Just one example.