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  08/21/19
OH GOD, OH-
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drunken pungent nursing home
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LJL @ poors
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Swashbuckling pink ape
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MFCR alert
glittery rehab
  08/21/19
Prole tell!
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  08/21/19
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mustard kitchen idea he suggested
  03/06/20
the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you ge...
poppy thriller principal's office
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Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on ...
Sable nighttime stead wrinkle
  08/21/19
Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% int...
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emergency money
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MAGA's Prolapsed Anus
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MAGA's Prolapsed Anus
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hehe
Passionate jet stage
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Peach gas station deer antler
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You’re poor
Saffron abusive cumskin
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This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
Rambunctious buck-toothed psychic
  09/01/19
Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.
Rose base main people
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Henna Parlor Pocket Flask
  09/01/19
I just got one of these too FML
glittery rehab
  09/01/19
As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balan...
Rambunctious buck-toothed psychic
  03/06/20
How poor are you fuckers?
mustard kitchen idea he suggested
  03/06/20
As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account bal...
Rambunctious buck-toothed psychic
  12/20/20
There are some literal EBT niggers on this board
Sticky trump supporter
  12/20/20
I make 170k with 15% bonus
Rambunctious buck-toothed psychic
  12/20/20
I remember these. Now I get the alert when I drop below 2...
Confused juggernaut tanning salon
  12/20/20
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM E...
Rambunctious buck-toothed psychic
  09/09/21
I have like $40k in mine ljl
Disturbing police squad trailer park
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great thread
costumed lay national security agency
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Rambunctious buck-toothed psychic
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https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF
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drunken pungent nursing home
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i love men
costumed lay national security agency
  04/10/23
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Rambunctious buck-toothed psychic
  04/17/23
Your account ending in 0917 is below $0. On 09/12/2023 yo...
Rambunctious buck-toothed psychic
  09/14/23
How are you this poor
Rose base main people
  09/14/23
https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk This one was special
Rambunctious buck-toothed psychic
  09/14/24
Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out....
flesh dashing incel newt
  09/14/24
I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech
Rambunctious buck-toothed psychic
  09/14/24
The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progre...
Rambunctious buck-toothed psychic
  09/14/24
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Your Access Account account is now blocked Please make a pa...
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Date: July 2nd, 2019 7:35 AM
Author: Rambunctious buck-toothed psychic



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38472147)



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Date: July 21st, 2019 2:16 PM
Author: Rambunctious buck-toothed psychic



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38565666)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: Rambunctious buck-toothed psychic

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 08/21/2019 3:11:12 AM EDT, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38719029)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: Peach gas station deer antler

OH GOD, OH-

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#41585134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: drunken pungent nursing home



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#46168171)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:46 AM
Author: Sable nighttime stead wrinkle

LJL @ poors

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38719032)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:55 AM
Author: Swashbuckling pink ape



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38719049)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: glittery rehab

MFCR alert

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38719055)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:57 AM
Author: Navy hissy fit mad-dog skullcap

Prole tell!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38719057)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:44 AM
Author: mustard kitchen idea he suggested



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#39706257)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: poppy thriller principal's office

the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you get a $15 monthly charge. was just a matter of transferring cash from a bank i like more but it seemed pretty unreasonably high in ameriKKKa.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38719122)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:35 AM
Author: Sable nighttime stead wrinkle

Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on proles and encourage saving

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38719172)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Navy hissy fit mad-dog skullcap

Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% interest?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38719188)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Sable nighttime stead wrinkle

emergency money

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38719190)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Henna Parlor Pocket Flask



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38772520)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:06 PM
Author: MAGA's Prolapsed Anus



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#39706394)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: MAGA's Prolapsed Anus



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#43091968)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: Passionate jet stage

hehe

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#49264499)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Peach gas station deer antler



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#49264717)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: Saffron abusive cumskin

You’re poor

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38772506)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: Rambunctious buck-toothed psychic

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 09/01/2019 12:58:23 PM EDT, the available account balance was $37.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38772502)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: Rose base main people

Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38772513)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 4:16 PM
Author: Henna Parlor Pocket Flask



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38772800)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: glittery rehab

I just got one of these too FML

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38772547)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: Rambunctious buck-toothed psychic

As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balance was $0.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#39706250)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: mustard kitchen idea he suggested

How poor are you fuckers?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#39706259)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:00 PM
Author: Rambunctious buck-toothed psychic

As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#41585116)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: Sticky trump supporter

There are some literal EBT niggers on this board

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#41585179)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Rambunctious buck-toothed psychic

I make 170k with 15% bonus

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#41585202)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Confused juggernaut tanning salon

I remember these.

Now I get the alert when I drop below 200k

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#41585204)



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Date: September 9th, 2021 11:29 PM
Author: Rambunctious buck-toothed psychic

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#43091044)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:24 AM
Author: Disturbing police squad trailer park

I have like $40k in mine ljl

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#43091910)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:27 AM
Author: costumed lay national security agency

great thread

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#43091913)



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Date: September 28th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: Rambunctious buck-toothed psychic

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#45245721)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: Rambunctious buck-toothed psychic

https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#46168134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: drunken pungent nursing home



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#46168176)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: costumed lay national security agency

i love men

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#46168149)



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Date: April 17th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: Rambunctious buck-toothed psychic

Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan was carefully considered, and we regret that we are unable to approve your application at this time, for the following reason(s):

Ratio of balance to limit on bank revolving or other rev accts too high

Lack of recent reported mortgage loan information

Lack of sufficient relevant account information

Excessive credit utilization

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#46197594)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:28 PM
Author: Rambunctious buck-toothed psychic

Your account ending in 0917 is below $0.

On 09/12/2023 your available balance was -$5.70. If you have overdraft protection on this account, the negative balance may be covered.

To view your available balance, log in to your account.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#46797731)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: Rose base main people

How are you this poor

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#46797738)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: Rambunctious buck-toothed psychic

https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk

This one was special

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#48088138)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: flesh dashing incel newt

Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out. Saw in the paper than BoA is now limiting work weeks to 80 hours with guaranteed off time from 6 p.m. Friday until noon Saturday with one full weekend off every three months guaranteed. Wow. What a deal! When I was a young lawlyer we had required Sat. mornings in the office and I thought that sucked.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#48088162)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: Rambunctious buck-toothed psychic

I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#48088168)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Rambunctious buck-toothed psychic

The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progression in fiscal responsibility where this only happens to me once a year now. We’ve come so far!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#48088192)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: Rambunctious buck-toothed psychic

The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard® ending in 4105 is:

$0.06 for Transit purchases

$0.00 for Parking purchases

$0.00 for Micromobility purchases

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#49111460)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Rambunctious buck-toothed psychic

Your Access Account account is now blocked

Please make a payment in the next 15 days to avoid account closure

Hi, ZINK. We wanted to let you know that your Access Account account is still overdrawn by $9.00. As a result, your account has been blocked and any of your checks, payments or other withdrawals will not be completed. Your account will remain inactive until you make a payment for the overdrawn amount.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#49264493)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 11:31 AM
Author: Rambunctious buck-toothed psychic

[Action required] Resolve your margin call

Your account has a $189.01 futures margin call as of Nov. 13, 2025. Deposit money or close some of your positions to cover your margin call.

The amount required to cover your margin call may differ due to market movement, deposits, or closing positions.

Take action

If the margin call is not resolved before the end of the trading day on Nov. 14, 2025, your account will be in a past due margin call and your account may be restricted. You can learn more about futures in our Help Center.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#49430061)



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Date: September 22nd, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: Rambunctious buck-toothed psychic

You can't submit an application at this time. You've reached the limit of 3 applications in a 30 day window. Check your email for updates from our Careers team.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#50149638)