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Date: July 2nd, 2019 7:35 AM Author: buff alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38472147) |
Date: July 21st, 2019 2:16 PM Author: buff alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38565666) |
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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:45 AM Author: buff alpha This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).
As of 08/21/2019 3:11:12 AM EDT, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings. |
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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:03 PM Author: Maniacal coffee pot french chef OH GOD, OH- (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#41585134) |
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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:56 PM Author: Multi-colored azure voyeur range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#46168171) |
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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:46 AM Author: submissive menage indirect expression LJL @ poors (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38719032) |
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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:55 AM Author: infuriating green preventive strike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38719049) |
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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:56 AM Author: Vigorous Territorial Becky MFCR alert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38719055) |
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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:57 AM Author: Confused smoky pervert Prole tell! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38719057) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:44 AM Author: gaped bbw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#39706257) |
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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:16 AM Author: Lime school cafeteria elastic band the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you get a $15 monthly charge. was just a matter of transferring cash from a bank i like more but it seemed pretty unreasonably high in ameriKKKa. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38719122) |
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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:35 AM Author: submissive menage indirect expression Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on proles and encourage saving (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38719172) |
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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM Author: Confused smoky pervert Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% interest? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38719188) |
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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM Author: submissive menage indirect expression emergency money (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38719190) |
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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:48 PM Author: saffron dopamine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38772520) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:06 PM Author: marvelous pearl kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#39706394) |
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Date: September 10th, 2021 7:40 AM Author: marvelous pearl kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#43091968) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:34 PM Author: frisky pit puppy hehe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#49264499) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 5:43 PM Author: Maniacal coffee pot french chef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#49264717) |
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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:43 PM Author: flickering locale wrinkle You’re poor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38772506) |
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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:42 PM Author: buff alpha This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007). As of 09/01/2019 12:58:23 PM EDT, the available account balance was $37.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings. |
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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:45 PM Author: cruel-hearted corner Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38772513) |
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Date: September 1st, 2019 4:16 PM Author: saffron dopamine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38772800) |
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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:59 PM Author: Vigorous Territorial Becky I just got one of these too FML (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38772547) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:43 AM Author: buff alpha As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balance was $0.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#39706250) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:45 AM Author: gaped bbw How poor are you fuckers? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#39706259) |
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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:00 PM Author: buff alpha As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#41585116) |
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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:10 PM Author: Impressive comical whorehouse There are some literal EBT niggers on this board (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#41585179) |
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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM Author: buff alpha I make 170k with 15% bonus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#41585202) |
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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM Author: violent azn newt I remember these.
Now I get the alert when I drop below 200k |
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Date: September 9th, 2021 11:29 PM Author: buff alpha Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM ET Available balance $5.00 You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings. |
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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:24 AM Author: motley out-of-control university hairy legs I have like $40k in mine ljl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#43091910) |
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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:27 AM Author: Misanthropic Underhanded Macaca Wagecucks great thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#43091913) |
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Date: September 28th, 2022 3:09 PM Author: buff alpha Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ET Available balance $5.00 You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings. |
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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:46 PM Author: buff alpha https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#46168134) |
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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:57 PM Author: Multi-colored azure voyeur range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#46168176) |
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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:50 PM Author: Misanthropic Underhanded Macaca Wagecucks i love men (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#46168149) |
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Date: April 17th, 2023 3:45 PM Author: buff alpha Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan was carefully considered, and we regret that we are unable to approve your application at this time, for the following reason(s):
Ratio of balance to limit on bank revolving or other rev accts too high Lack of recent reported mortgage loan information Lack of sufficient relevant account information Excessive credit utilization |
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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:28 PM Author: buff alpha Your account ending in 0917 is below $0.
On 09/12/2023 your available balance was -$5.70. If you have overdraft protection on this account, the negative balance may be covered.
To view your available balance, log in to your account. |
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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:30 PM Author: cruel-hearted corner How are you this poor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#46797738) |
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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:38 AM Author: buff alpha https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk
This one was special |
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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:51 AM Author: Cheese-eating place of business chapel Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out. Saw in the paper than BoA is now limiting work weeks to 80 hours with guaranteed off time from 6 p.m. Friday until noon Saturday with one full weekend off every three months guaranteed. Wow. What a deal! When I was a young lawlyer we had required Sat. mornings in the office and I thought that sucked. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#48088162) |
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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:53 AM Author: buff alpha I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#48088168) |
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Date: September 14th, 2024 12:01 PM Author: buff alpha The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progression in fiscal responsibility where this only happens to me once a year now. We’ve come so far! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#48088192) |
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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:12 AM Author: buff alpha The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard® ending in 4105 is: $0.06 for Transit purchases $0.00 for Parking purchases $0.00 for Micromobility purchases |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:32 PM Author: buff alpha Your Access Account account is now blocked Please make a payment in the next 15 days to avoid account closure Hi, ZINK. We wanted to let you know that your Access Account account is still overdrawn by $9.00. As a result, your account has been blocked and any of your checks, payments or other withdrawals will not be completed. Your account will remain inactive until you make a payment for the overdrawn amount. |
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Date: November 14th, 2025 11:31 AM Author: Zero Income No Kids [Action required] Resolve your margin call Your account has a $189.01 futures margin call as of Nov. 13, 2025. Deposit money or close some of your positions to cover your margin call. The amount required to cover your margin call may differ due to market movement, deposits, or closing positions. Take action If the margin call is not resolved before the end of the trading day on Nov. 14, 2025, your account will be in a past due margin call and your account may be restricted. You can learn more about futures in our Help Center. |