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Toward a Consensus Philosophy of Shit Eating

Somewhere there must exist a line that delineates the "...
heady amber cruise ship haunted graveyard
  06/23/04
one trillion
kink-friendly area hissy fit
  06/23/04
true for the most part
Adulterous Pea-brained Azn Useless Brakes
  06/23/04
agreed. shit is only hot if it comes from an asian woman, pr...
cerebral pocket flask sanctuary
  09/26/05
Everybody say "Hello" to the dean of YLS.
Light Property Candlestick Maker
  06/23/04
i think you're trying too hard
beady-eyed alcoholic toaster church
  06/23/04
This is beyond refinement. 180. Just brilliant.
cream puppy set
  06/23/04
i feel wrong for this turning me on a little.
Aromatic Indian Lodge Elastic Band
  06/27/04
boys are disgusting..this is revolting but sort of amazing..
bipolar national becky
  07/19/05
bump. because this is a gem and is going seemingly unapprec...
kink-friendly area hissy fit
  06/23/04
that's because there is nothing left to say once perfection ...
Pontificating Magical Kitchen Shitlib
  06/23/04
I think this thread needs that shit-eating story that pops u...
Insecure amethyst location quadroon
  06/23/04
by request
beady-eyed alcoholic toaster church
  06/23/04
It isn't supposed to have paragraph breaks.
kink-friendly area hissy fit
  06/23/04
This can be like the King James Version or something.
Insecure amethyst location quadroon
  06/23/04
not sure what that has to do with anything
beady-eyed alcoholic toaster church
  06/23/04
It has everything to do with everything. You doctored it. ...
kink-friendly area hissy fit
  06/23/04
simple cut and paste from numerous previous posts really,...
beady-eyed alcoholic toaster church
  06/23/04
A few years ago, while browsing around the library downtown,...
kink-friendly area hissy fit
  06/23/04
Since this is the seminal work on the topic, it needs a name...
Insecure amethyst location quadroon
  06/23/04
Coprophilia. Not coprophobia. (Wasn't that a TMBG song?)...
heady amber cruise ship haunted graveyard
  06/23/04
My bad, of course. My biases show through. EDIT: I'm an i...
Insecure amethyst location quadroon
  06/23/04
The Brownesday Book. The Scatolonomicon.
Light Property Candlestick Maker
  06/23/04
Fuck, my earlier post should have been Restatement (Third...
Insecure amethyst location quadroon
  06/23/04
Restatement (Turd) of Splats
vigorous dysfunction point
  12/02/05
Oh yeaaa, DP.
Light Property Candlestick Maker
  06/23/04
One question for Thea or others who know more about ass sex ...
cream puppy set
  06/23/04
That makes sense, but I know from those times I fucked mysel...
heady amber cruise ship haunted graveyard
  06/23/04
Mentadent?
cream puppy set
  07/07/04
Jesus, no. Aqua Fresh.
heady amber cruise ship haunted graveyard
  07/07/04
Just making sure. You keep refering to a pump, and I just d...
cream puppy set
  07/07/04
Just put a condom on it. The only sharp edge is the top o...
heady amber cruise ship haunted graveyard
  07/07/04
I don't know about that. There are plenty of things with ro...
cream puppy set
  07/07/04
Possibly, but the penetration also loosens her bowels and an...
Light Property Candlestick Maker
  06/23/04
Spellbinding. Bump.
Hideous parlour messiness
  06/26/04
"Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent.&...
french jewess
  06/26/04
bump
heady amber cruise ship haunted graveyard
  07/07/04
Cripes, this was gold.
Light Property Candlestick Maker
  07/07/04
Karl Rove plods along with approximately one quarter of this...
cream puppy set
  11/07/04
I weep.
fuchsia vivacious milk
  11/07/04
bumparoo
Insecure amethyst location quadroon
  12/06/04
As a TTTshiteatingfaggot, I agree strenuously and wholeheart...
french jewess
  12/06/04
Shut the fuck up you fuckingTTTshiteatingfaggot
Cordovan stag film dopamine
  12/06/04
I had a long coversation last night with random people on a ...
cream puppy set
  12/06/04
He *is* a fucking moron. I'm glad you bumped this because...
Cheese-eating filthpig
  12/06/04
Hi! What exactly do you mean by rectal mucus? As in, sec...
cream puppy set
  12/06/04
You're probably right on that point. Yes, I gathered from...
Cheese-eating filthpig
  12/06/04
I can't say I've ever experienced it. The ass I've eaten is...
cream puppy set
  12/06/04
Must have been a literary device. Thanks.
Cheese-eating filthpig
  12/06/04
To clarify, it is a very wet experience. I just haven't e...
cream puppy set
  07/19/05
When you say "hot" do you mean it in the same cont...
Olive Concupiscible Karate Lodge
  12/06/04
Fucking brilliant.
Motley affirmative action faggotry
  12/06/04
You law guys are so feaking predictable ! This type of w...
Azure passionate indirect expression crackhouse
  12/06/04
Obvious? Sarcasm?
Cheese-eating filthpig
  12/06/04
This thread was obviously meant to be ironic. I don't see ho...
Azure passionate indirect expression crackhouse
  12/06/04
There is nothing ironic about the original post.
cream puppy set
  12/06/04
He's talking about something taht most people would find dis...
Azure passionate indirect expression crackhouse
  12/06/04
Isn't that your ENTIRE SHTICK?
Diverse crawly partner
  12/06/04
...
Rose marvelous state athletic conference
  03/06/05
more feces indeed
Insecure amethyst location quadroon
  03/25/05
Bump for LeiTTTer.
cream puppy set
  04/11/05
I still weep. Even if only chemically, robotically.
exhilarant pit private investor
  04/11/05
I'm surprised no one has mentioned santorum yet.
Provocative hospital roommate
  05/01/05
...
talented violent cuck weed whacker
  05/30/05
This thread should be made sticky.
greedy zippy skinny woman coldplay fan
  05/30/05
hi.
Jade Theatre Sound Barrier
  06/16/05
Bump for Marcellus.
cream puppy set
  07/19/05
Still a classic.
Vermilion Irradiated Electric Furnace Ceo
  07/19/05
I've shared it with friends and family.
cream puppy set
  07/19/05
You should print it out for those people on the deck. (see ...
Vermilion Irradiated Electric Furnace Ceo
  07/19/05
Fucking prudes.
cream puppy set
  07/19/05
...
cream puppy set
  07/19/05
Never forget.
Motley affirmative action faggotry
  09/26/05
*tear*
boyish bull headed ticket booth
  09/26/05
i wept. then i laughed. then i wept some more.
kink-friendly area hissy fit
  09/26/05
I put it on the refrigerator, but the wife took it down b/c ...
boyish bull headed ticket booth
  09/26/05
are you thea?
kink-friendly area hissy fit
  09/26/05
If I was, you would feel my presence - alas you do not.
boyish bull headed ticket booth
  09/26/05
Quite possibly the best post in the history of XO.
razzmatazz brunch
  09/26/05
top 5 for sure. i would say the all american football typ...
kink-friendly area hissy fit
  09/26/05
what's the american football type?
ultramarine mentally impaired locale tank
  09/26/05
bumped "browsing around the library downtown" or s...
kink-friendly area hissy fit
  09/26/05
"bowl of amalgamated come"
ultramarine mentally impaired locale tank
  09/26/05
my favorite part.
kink-friendly area hissy fit
  09/26/05
I had never read this one before. This surely ranks as one o...
mischievous very tactful therapy house
  09/26/05
Toward a Consensus Philosophy of Shit Eating Also, this o...
boyish bull headed ticket booth
  09/26/05
LOL I'll edit my list. I totally forgot about that one.
mischievous very tactful therapy house
  09/26/05
Never forget blackpeoplelikeporkchopsbecausetheyareshapedlik...
180 hominid school cafeteria
  09/26/05
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=169439&mc=37...
180 hominid school cafeteria
  09/26/05
fucking classic. edited.
mischievous very tactful therapy house
  09/26/05
breaking point: threw turd at nigger today is the best thre...
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Drab space
  12/02/05
philosophy > english
ultramarine mentally impaired locale tank
  12/05/05
classic bump
elite cumskin
  12/22/05
consensus has been reached
ultramarine mentally impaired locale tank
  01/28/06
bump
Insecure amethyst location quadroon
  02/14/06
Happy Valentine's!
cream puppy set
  02/14/06
for 174
ultramarine mentally impaired locale tank
  03/01/06
*weeps* I miss thea.
Misunderstood trip office boiling water
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...
obsidian doobsian gas station immigrant
  04/30/06
1 fucking hundred
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overrated
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fag
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gods and generals
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  10/31/06
Let us bow our heads in silence and remember one of XOXO's g...
obsidian doobsian gas station immigrant
  12/01/06
As illustrated in one of xo's greatest posts.
Thriller goyim
  12/05/06
Is the OP a published author yet?
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Crusty Jap
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comparison bump
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  01/25/07
Never forget.
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I think this is teh appropiate place for this... http://w...
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Date: June 23rd, 2004 1:29 PM
Author: heady amber cruise ship haunted graveyard

Somewhere there must exist a line that delineates the "hot" forms of shit-eating from the "gross and disgusting" forms of shit-eating. I suggest that line can be found thusly:

Suppose there's an anal gang-bang going on. Some chick is on her knees, maybe strapped to a board on the floor by her ankles and wrists, and a couple dozen guys are running train on her asshole. Cock after cock makes its way into her rectum and fucks her insides out until it deposits a fresh hot load of cum deep in her bowels.

After several of the guys have had their turn, churning the growing jizzmix in her gut, now let's say she's released from the board and allowed to rear-back so the frothy contents of her colon flow out past her distended, useless sphincter and into a bowl on the floor.

And now suppose she raises the bowl to her lips and drinks the mixture down.

In the cleanest of circumstances, the contents of the bowl are likely to be the same pure whitish that they were when they first went into her ass. But more than likely, the aggressive backdoor pounding and multiple shapes, sizes and angles of thrust have almost certainly shaken loose a little fecal matter and given the bowl of amalgamated come an ever-so-slightly brownish tint.

Still, watching this asswhore gulp down two dozen loads of manjuice fresh from her ass with her own essence mixed in is undeniably hot.

But, if you simply add a couple rabbit pellets to the mix -- tiny turds the size of a pea or gumdrop that fall out of her stretched rear cavity along with the nut -- then somehow this whole idea appears to be unseemly all of a sudden.

Thus we can discern that the line from disgustingly hot to simply disgusting falls between these two fairly close poles.

In sum, I think it can be analogized to spices, like cinnamon or nutmeg. A light addition to add flavor, color and aroma is welcome. But nobody really wants to suck on a mouthful.

Agreement? Disagreement? Refinement?



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#789951)



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Date: June 23rd, 2004 1:30 PM
Author: kink-friendly area hissy fit

one trillion

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#789968)



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Date: June 23rd, 2004 1:31 PM
Author: Adulterous Pea-brained Azn Useless Brakes
Subject: true for the most part

but the chick should be asian and the guys black

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#789980)



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Date: September 26th, 2005 9:50 PM
Author: cerebral pocket flask sanctuary

agreed. shit is only hot if it comes from an asian woman, preferably japanese

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3912467)



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Date: June 23rd, 2004 1:47 PM
Author: Light Property Candlestick Maker

Everybody say "Hello" to the dean of YLS.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790124)



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Date: June 23rd, 2004 1:48 PM
Author: beady-eyed alcoholic toaster church

i think you're trying too hard

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790137)



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Date: June 23rd, 2004 2:03 PM
Author: cream puppy set

This is beyond refinement. 180. Just brilliant.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790253)



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Date: June 27th, 2004 1:12 AM
Author: Aromatic Indian Lodge Elastic Band

i feel wrong for this turning me on a little.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#821115)



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Date: July 19th, 2005 2:18 PM
Author: bipolar national becky

boys are disgusting..this is revolting but sort of amazing..

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3345782)



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Date: June 23rd, 2004 1:38 PM
Author: kink-friendly area hissy fit

bump. because this is a gem and is going seemingly unappreciated.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790054)



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Date: June 23rd, 2004 1:44 PM
Author: Pontificating Magical Kitchen Shitlib

that's because there is nothing left to say once perfection has been articulated.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790097)



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Date: June 23rd, 2004 1:48 PM
Author: Insecure amethyst location quadroon

I think this thread needs that shit-eating story that pops up from time to time, you know, the one where the guy goes into the stall and finds a still-fresh crap.

You know, so that we can reach that consensus by having all the materials available to us.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790140)



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Date: June 23rd, 2004 1:49 PM
Author: beady-eyed alcoholic toaster church
Subject: by request

A few years ago, while browsing around the library downtown, I had to take a piss. As I entered the john a big beautiful all-american football hero type, about twenty-five, came out of one of the booths. I stood at the urinal looking at him out of the corner of my eye as he washed his hands. He didn't once look at me. He was "straight" and married -- and in any case I was sure I wouldn't have a chance with him.

As soon as he left I darted into the booth he'd vacated, hoping there might be a lingering smell of shit and even a seat still warm from his sturdy young ass. I found not only the smell but the shit itself. He'd forgotten to flush. And what a treasure he had left behind. Three or four beautiful specimens floated in the bowl. It apparently had been a fairly dry, constipated shit, for all were fat, stiff, and ruggedly textured.

The real prize was a great feast of turd -- a nine inch gastrointestinal triumph as thick as a man's wrist.

I knelt before the bowl, inhaling the rich brown fragrance and wondered if I should obey the impulse building up inside me. I'd always been a heavy rimmer and had lapped up more than one little clump of shit, but that had been just an inevitable part of eating ass and not an end in itself. Of course I'd had jerk-off fantasies of devouring great loads of it (what rimmer hasn't), but I had never done it. Now, here I was, confronted with the most beautiful five-pound turd I'd ever feasted my eyes on, a sausage fit to star in any fantasy and one I knew to have been hatched from the asshole of the world's handsomest young stud.

Why not? I plucked it from the bowl, holding it with both hands to keep it from breaking. I lifted it to my nose. It smelled like rich, ripe limburger (horrid, but thrilling), yet had the consistency of cheddar. What is cheese anyway but milk turning to shit without the benefit of a digestive tract? I gave it a lick and found that it tasted better then it smelled. I've found since then that shit nearly almost does.

I hesitated no longer. I shoved the fucking thing as far into my mouth as I could get it and sucked on it like a big brown cock, beating my meat like a madman. I wanted to completely engulf it and bit off a large chunk, flooding my mouth with the intense, bittersweet flavor. To my delight I found that while the water in the bowl had chilled the outside of the turd, it was still warm inside. As I chewed I discovered that it was filled with hard little bits of something I soon identified as peanuts. He hadn't chewed them carefully and they'd passed through his body virtually unchanged. I ate it greedily, sending lump after peanutty lump sliding scratchily down my throat. My only regret was the donor of this feast wasn't there to wash it down with his piss.

I soon reached a terrific climax. I caught my cum in the cupped palm of my hand and drank it down. Believe me, there is no more delightful combination of flavors than the hot sweetness of cum with the rich bitterness of shit.

Afterwards I was sorry that I hadn't made it last longer. But then I realized that I still had a lot of fun in store for me. There was still a clutch of virile turds left in the bowl. I tenderly fished them out, rolled them into my hankerchief, and stashed them in my briefcase. In the week to come I found all kinds of ways to eat the shit without bolting it right down. Once eaten it's gone forever unless you want to filch it third hand out of your own asshole. Not an unreasonable recourse in moments of desperation or simple boredom. I stored the turds in the refrigerator when I was not using them but within a week they were all gone. The last one I held in my mouth without chewing, letting it slowly dissolve. I had liquid shit trickling down my throat for nearly four hours. I must have had six orgasms in the process.

I often think of that lovely young guy dropping solid gold out of his sweet, pink asshole every day, never knowing what joy it could, and at least once did, bring to a grateful shiteater.



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790153)



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Date: June 23rd, 2004 1:50 PM
Author: kink-friendly area hissy fit

It isn't supposed to have paragraph breaks.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790160)



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Date: June 23rd, 2004 1:51 PM
Author: Insecure amethyst location quadroon

This can be like the King James Version or something.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790166)



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Date: June 23rd, 2004 1:51 PM
Author: beady-eyed alcoholic toaster church

not sure what that has to do with anything

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790170)



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Date: June 23rd, 2004 1:53 PM
Author: kink-friendly area hissy fit

It has everything to do with everything. You doctored it. Poor form.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790188)



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Date: June 23rd, 2004 1:54 PM
Author: beady-eyed alcoholic toaster church

simple cut and paste from numerous previous posts

really, this board is strange...

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790195)



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Date: June 23rd, 2004 1:49 PM
Author: kink-friendly area hissy fit

A few years ago, while browsing around the library downtown, I had to take a piss. As I entered the john a big beautiful all-American football hero type, about twenty five, came out of one of the booths. I stood at the urinal looking at him out of the corner of my eye as he washed his hands. He didn't once look at me. He was "straight" and married -- and in any case I was sure I wouldn't have a chance with him. As soon as he left I darted into the booth he'd vacated, hoping there might be a lingering smell of shit and even a seat still warm from his sturdy young ass. I found not only the smell but the shit itself. He'd forgotten to flush. And what a treasure he had left behind. Three or four beautiful specimens floated in the bowl. It apparently had been a fairly dry, constipated shit, for all were fat, stiff, and ruggedly textured. The real prize was a great feast of turd -- a nine inch gastrointestinal triumph as thick as a man's wrist. I knelt before the bowl, inhaling the rich brown fragrance and wondered if I should obey the impulse building up inside me. I'd always been a heavy rimmer and had lapped up more than one little clump of shit, but that had been just an inevitable part of eating ass and not an end in itself. Of course I'd had jerkoff fantasies of devouring great loads of it (what rimmer hasn't), but I had never done it. Now, here I was, confronted with the most beautiful five-pound turd I'd ever feasted my eyes on, a sausage fit to star in any fantasy and one I knew to have been hatched from the asshole of the world's handsomest young stud. Why not? I plucked it from the bowl, holding it with both hands to keep it from breaking. I lifted it to my nose. It smelled like rich, ripe limburger (horrid, but thrilling), yet had the consistency of cheddar. What is cheese anyway but milk turning to shit without the benefit of a digestive tract? I gave it a lick and found that it tasted better then it smelled. I've found since then that shit nearly almost does. I hesitated no longer. I shoved the fucking thing as far into my mouth as I could get it and sucked on it like a big brown cock, beating my meat like a madman. I wanted to completely engulf it and bit off a large chunk, flooding my mouth with the intense, bittersweet flavor. To my delight I found that while the water in the bowl had chilled the outside of the turd, it was still warm inside. As I chewed I discovered that it was filled with hard little bits of something I soon identified as peanuts. He hadn't chewed them carefully and they'd passed through his body virtually unchanged. I ate it greedily, sending lump after peanutty lump sliding scratchily down my throat. My only regret was the donor of this feast wasn't there to wash it down with his piss. I soon reached a terrific climax. I caught my cum in the cupped palm of my hand and drank it down. Believe me, there is no more delightful combination of flavors than the hot sweetness of cum with the rich bitterness of shit. Afterwards I was sorry that I hadn't made it last longer. But then I realized that I still had a lot of fun in store for me. There was still a clutch of virile turds left in the bowl. I tenderly fished them out, rolled them into my hankercheif, and stashed them in my briefcase. In the week to come I found all kinds of ways to eat the shit without bolting it right down. Once eaten it's gone forever unless you want to filch it third hand out of your own asshole. Not an unreasonable recourse in moments of desperation or simple boredom. I stored the turds in the refrigerator when I was not using them but within a week they were all gone. The last one I held in my mouth without chewing, letting it slowly dissolve. I had liquid shit trickling down my throat for nearly four hours. I must have had six orgasms in the process. I often think of that lovely young guy dropping solid gold out of his sweet, pink asshole every day, never knowing what joy it could, and at least once did, bring to a grateful shiteater.



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790155)



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Date: June 23rd, 2004 1:53 PM
Author: Insecure amethyst location quadroon

Since this is the seminal work on the topic, it needs a name. The Fecal Codex, or On the Origins of Coprophobia, or Poo-Eating for Dummies.

Restatement (Third) of Shit-Munching

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790189)



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Date: June 23rd, 2004 1:59 PM
Author: heady amber cruise ship haunted graveyard

Coprophilia. Not coprophobia.

(Wasn't that a TMBG song?)



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790229)



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Date: June 23rd, 2004 2:02 PM
Author: Insecure amethyst location quadroon

My bad, of course. My biases show through.

EDIT: I'm an idiot, it should be coproPHAGIA. It's not that they like it, it's that they EAT it.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790243)



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Date: June 23rd, 2004 2:04 PM
Author: Light Property Candlestick Maker

The Brownesday Book.

The Scatolonomicon.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790258)



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Date: June 23rd, 2004 2:06 PM
Author: Insecure amethyst location quadroon

Fuck, my earlier post should have been

Restatement (Third) of Turds



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790273)



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Date: December 2nd, 2005 9:45 PM
Author: vigorous dysfunction point

Restatement (Turd) of Splats

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#4444618)



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Date: June 23rd, 2004 2:04 PM
Author: Light Property Candlestick Maker

Oh yeaaa, DP.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790262)



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Date: June 23rd, 2004 2:12 PM
Author: cream puppy set

One question for Thea or others who know more about ass sex than me. Wouldn't the relentless pounding actually result in the packing of her feces more tightly up the rectum, making it less likely, not more, that any particles would be dislodged when she excretes the semen?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790328)



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Date: June 23rd, 2004 2:17 PM
Author: heady amber cruise ship haunted graveyard

That makes sense, but I know from those times I fucked myself with a toothpaste pump that some pretty good sized chunks can actually attach themselves to the invading dong, so I think the possibility of a shit-laden ACC is very real.

EDIT: Uh, never mind. Slap's answer is better.



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790352)



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Date: July 7th, 2004 1:01 PM
Author: cream puppy set

Mentadent?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#902324)



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Date: July 7th, 2004 1:02 PM
Author: heady amber cruise ship haunted graveyard

Jesus, no. Aqua Fresh.



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#902330)



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Date: July 7th, 2004 1:11 PM
Author: cream puppy set

Just making sure. You keep refering to a pump, and I just don't see how that works given sharp edges and all.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#902411)



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Date: July 7th, 2004 1:13 PM
Author: heady amber cruise ship haunted graveyard

Just put a condom on it.

The only sharp edge is the top of the cap, and the line where cap and tube meet. Condom smooths both over sufficiently.



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#902420)



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Date: July 7th, 2004 1:16 PM
Author: cream puppy set

I don't know about that. There are plenty of things with rounded edges, like the small kaleidescope my mom had in the living room.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#902447)



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Date: June 23rd, 2004 2:19 PM
Author: Light Property Candlestick Maker

Possibly, but the penetration also loosens her bowels and anus, making it harder for her to retain everything afterwards.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#790370)



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Date: June 26th, 2004 11:06 PM
Author: Hideous parlour messiness

Spellbinding.

Bump.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#820422)



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Date: June 26th, 2004 11:24 PM
Author: french jewess

"Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent."

L. Wittgenstein

There can be no more discourse on this subject matter.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#820496)



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Date: July 7th, 2004 12:34 PM
Author: heady amber cruise ship haunted graveyard

bump



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#902066)



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Date: July 7th, 2004 12:54 PM
Author: Light Property Candlestick Maker

Cripes, this was gold.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#902250)



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Date: November 7th, 2004 8:25 PM
Author: cream puppy set

Karl Rove plods along with approximately one quarter of this man's brilliance.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#1617004)



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Date: November 7th, 2004 8:31 PM
Author: fuchsia vivacious milk

I weep.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#1617029)



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Date: December 6th, 2004 11:56 AM
Author: Insecure amethyst location quadroon

bumparoo

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#1749315)



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Date: December 6th, 2004 12:00 PM
Author: french jewess

As a TTTshiteatingfaggot, I agree strenuously and wholeheartedly.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#1749334)



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Date: December 6th, 2004 12:26 PM
Author: Cordovan stag film dopamine

Shut the fuck up you fuckingTTTshiteatingfaggot

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#1749461)



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Date: December 6th, 2004 12:11 PM
Author: cream puppy set

I had a long coversation last night with random people on a deck, whom I didn't know until going to this party, about eating ass. People have very strong opinions, one way or another. To my regret, many of the women expressed strong reservations.

Also, one guy said that pissing on a chick in the shower was akin to taking a shit on her, because "you've already crossed the line." I told him he was a fucking moron.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#1749379)



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Date: December 6th, 2004 12:24 PM
Author: Cheese-eating filthpig

He *is* a fucking moron.

I'm glad you bumped this because I have a relevant question. I've recently come across some references (admittedly in erotic fiction, so not necessarily fact-based) to "rectal mucus" being present after an extended analingus session. As one who has engaged in such, have you ever experienced this phenomenon? If so, what is it like?

Finally, with respect to the women with reservations -- I'd be curious to know just how many of them would still have "issues" once they've actually experienced a tongue past their sphincter.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#1749448)



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Date: December 6th, 2004 12:32 PM
Author: cream puppy set

Hi!

What exactly do you mean by rectal mucus? As in, secretions directly from the anus? I need clarification.

I'd hope that the reservations of most women would slide into oblivion once my tongue found their pink little assholes, but many of the women talking last night just thought that anything involving the ass carried an ireversible "ick" factor. They seemed to carry the burden of anal self-consciousness.

I also suspect that the women who weren't speaking up on the subject were open to it or had engaged in the activity, but didn't want to publicly announce their fondness for ass play.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#1749490)



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Date: December 6th, 2004 12:36 PM
Author: Cheese-eating filthpig

You're probably right on that point.

Yes, I gathered from context that it was secretions directly from the anus. Not shit. Shit-lube, maybe. Or rectal snot? Something along these lines.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#1749515)



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Date: December 6th, 2004 1:00 PM
Author: cream puppy set

I can't say I've ever experienced it. The ass I've eaten is usually freshly showered (though I'm not sure if that's relevant, if the mucus you're describing seeps out because the sucking and ass play actually provoke the leakage).

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#1749629)



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Date: December 6th, 2004 1:08 PM
Author: Cheese-eating filthpig

Must have been a literary device. Thanks.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#1749677)



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Date: July 19th, 2005 1:35 PM
Author: cream puppy set

To clarify, it is a very wet experience.

I just haven't experienced rectal mucus directly unearthed from the asshole.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3345258)



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Date: December 6th, 2004 12:26 PM
Author: Olive Concupiscible Karate Lodge

When you say "hot" do you mean it in the same context that Marshall McLuhan spoke of a "hot" medium?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#1749463)



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Date: December 6th, 2004 1:01 PM
Author: Motley affirmative action faggotry

Fucking brilliant.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#1749634)



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Date: December 6th, 2004 1:14 PM
Author: Azure passionate indirect expression crackhouse

You law guys are so feaking predictable !

This type of writing has been done a million times before by me and other posters.

All you have to do is use obvious sarcasm and everyone goes "fucking brilliant" "180"



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#1749711)



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Date: December 6th, 2004 1:14 PM
Author: Cheese-eating filthpig

Obvious? Sarcasm?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#1749715)



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Date: December 6th, 2004 1:15 PM
Author: Azure passionate indirect expression crackhouse

This thread was obviously meant to be ironic. I don't see how you guys still find this interesting after it has been done so many times before.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#1749723)



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Date: December 6th, 2004 1:18 PM
Author: cream puppy set

There is nothing ironic about the original post.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#1749741)



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Date: December 6th, 2004 1:25 PM
Author: Azure passionate indirect expression crackhouse

He's talking about something taht most people would find disgusting in a way that makes it seem like it would be accepted by society.

From that point-of-view, it's ironic.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#1749786)



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Date: December 6th, 2004 5:55 PM
Author: Diverse crawly partner

Isn't that your ENTIRE SHTICK?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#1751171)



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Date: March 6th, 2005 10:15 PM
Author: Rose marvelous state athletic conference



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Date: March 25th, 2005 12:45 AM
Author: Insecure amethyst location quadroon

more feces indeed

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#2401784)



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Date: April 11th, 2005 7:31 PM
Author: cream puppy set

Bump for LeiTTTer.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#2537051)



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Date: April 11th, 2005 7:34 PM
Author: exhilarant pit private investor

I still weep. Even if only chemically, robotically.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#2537071)



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Date: May 1st, 2005 3:08 AM
Author: Provocative hospital roommate

I'm surprised no one has mentioned santorum yet.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#2670653)



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Date: May 30th, 2005 4:09 PM
Author: talented violent cuck weed whacker



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Date: May 30th, 2005 4:14 PM
Author: greedy zippy skinny woman coldplay fan

This thread should be made sticky.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#2889961)



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Date: June 16th, 2005 2:46 PM
Author: Jade Theatre Sound Barrier

hi.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3030648)



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Date: July 19th, 2005 1:15 PM
Author: cream puppy set

Bump for Marcellus.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3345041)



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Date: July 19th, 2005 1:20 PM
Author: Vermilion Irradiated Electric Furnace Ceo

Still a classic.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3345102)



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Date: July 19th, 2005 1:26 PM
Author: cream puppy set

I've shared it with friends and family.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3345163)



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Date: July 19th, 2005 1:27 PM
Author: Vermilion Irradiated Electric Furnace Ceo

You should print it out for those people on the deck. (see above)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3345173)



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Date: July 19th, 2005 1:36 PM
Author: cream puppy set

Fucking prudes.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3345275)



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Date: July 19th, 2005 3:49 PM
Author: cream puppy set



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3346719)



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Date: September 26th, 2005 9:46 PM
Author: Motley affirmative action faggotry

Never forget.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3912428)



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Date: September 26th, 2005 9:49 PM
Author: boyish bull headed ticket booth

*tear*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3912455)



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Date: September 26th, 2005 9:50 PM
Author: kink-friendly area hissy fit

i wept. then i laughed. then i wept some more.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3912460)



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Date: September 26th, 2005 9:51 PM
Author: boyish bull headed ticket booth

I put it on the refrigerator, but the wife took it down b/c my oldest is starting to read.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3912475)



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Date: September 26th, 2005 9:52 PM
Author: kink-friendly area hissy fit

are you thea?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3912488)



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Date: September 26th, 2005 9:53 PM
Author: boyish bull headed ticket booth

If I was, you would feel my presence - alas you do not.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3912496)



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Date: September 26th, 2005 9:52 PM
Author: razzmatazz brunch

Quite possibly the best post in the history of XO.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3912486)



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Date: September 26th, 2005 9:54 PM
Author: kink-friendly area hissy fit

top 5 for sure.

i would say the all american football type was better, but it was fucking killed by people bumping it every other day.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3912507)



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Date: September 26th, 2005 9:55 PM
Author: ultramarine mentally impaired locale tank

what's the american football type?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3912517)



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Date: September 26th, 2005 9:58 PM
Author: kink-friendly area hissy fit

bumped "browsing around the library downtown" or something

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3912541)



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Date: September 26th, 2005 9:54 PM
Author: ultramarine mentally impaired locale tank

"bowl of amalgamated come"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3912504)



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Date: September 26th, 2005 9:54 PM
Author: kink-friendly area hissy fit

my favorite part.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3912509)



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Date: September 26th, 2005 9:58 PM
Author: mischievous very tactful therapy house

I had never read this one before. This surely ranks as one of the best xo rants/stories ever. Here's my updated list:

1) Renada's Chicago Manifesto

2) The shit-eating story

3) The nullo-faggot interview

4) Toward a refined definition of shit-eating

5) I knew a guy that died.

6) blackpeoplelikeporkchopsbecausetheyareshapedlikeafrica.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3912535)



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Date: September 26th, 2005 9:59 PM
Author: boyish bull headed ticket booth

Toward a Consensus Philosophy of Shit Eating

Also, this one was spectacular

Shit. I think this guy I saw today died...

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3912552)



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Date: September 26th, 2005 10:01 PM
Author: mischievous very tactful therapy house

LOL I'll edit my list. I totally forgot about that one.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3912570)



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Date: September 26th, 2005 10:07 PM
Author: 180 hominid school cafeteria

Never forget blackpeoplelikeporkchopsbecausetheyareshapedlikeafrica.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3912614)



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Date: September 26th, 2005 10:08 PM
Author: 180 hominid school cafeteria

Thread to list CLASSIC THREADS

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3912624)



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Date: September 26th, 2005 10:10 PM
Author: mischievous very tactful therapy house

fucking classic. edited.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#3912630)



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Date: April 30th, 2006 6:22 PM
Author: Salmon National Security Agency

breaking point: threw turd at nigger today is the best thread in xo history

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#5688401)



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Date: December 2nd, 2005 8:06 PM
Author: Drab space



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Date: December 5th, 2005 6:00 PM
Author: ultramarine mentally impaired locale tank

philosophy > english

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#4470091)



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Date: December 22nd, 2005 1:14 AM
Author: elite cumskin

classic bump

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#4636475)



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Date: January 28th, 2006 9:42 PM
Author: ultramarine mentally impaired locale tank

consensus has been reached

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#4933421)



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Date: February 14th, 2006 4:48 PM
Author: Insecure amethyst location quadroon

bump



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#5086660)



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Date: February 14th, 2006 4:51 PM
Author: cream puppy set

Happy Valentine's!

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Date: March 1st, 2006 9:03 PM
Author: ultramarine mentally impaired locale tank

for 174

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#5220623)



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Date: March 1st, 2006 9:06 PM
Author: Misunderstood trip office boiling water

*weeps*

I miss thea.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#5220650)



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Date: April 30th, 2006 6:07 PM
Author: obsidian doobsian gas station immigrant



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Date: April 30th, 2006 6:13 PM
Author: canary trust fund genital piercing

1 fucking hundred

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#5688329)



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Date: April 30th, 2006 6:20 PM
Author: Salmon National Security Agency

overrated

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#5688380)



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Date: March 14th, 2007 3:57 PM
Author: boyish bull headed ticket booth

fag

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#7753322)



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Date: May 26th, 2006 4:00 AM
Author: Exciting sick legal warrant



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Date: June 5th, 2006 8:12 PM
Author: Blue Disrespectful Son Of Senegal Macaca



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Date: July 11th, 2006 1:04 AM
Author: obsidian doobsian gas station immigrant



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Date: August 4th, 2006 2:04 AM
Author: obsidian doobsian gas station immigrant



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Date: October 31st, 2006 11:32 AM
Author: rusted splenetic halford institution

gods and generals

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#6891911)



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Date: December 1st, 2006 4:32 PM
Author: obsidian doobsian gas station immigrant

Let us bow our heads in silence and remember one of XOXO's greatest thinkers.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#7112277)



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Date: December 5th, 2006 4:44 PM
Author: Thriller goyim

As illustrated in one of xo's greatest posts.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#7145872)



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Date: December 1st, 2006 4:37 PM
Author: Massive corner sneaky criminal

Is the OP a published author yet?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#7112324)



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Date: January 25th, 2007 11:00 PM
Author: Crusty Jap



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Date: January 25th, 2007 11:30 PM
Author: Vermilion Irradiated Electric Furnace Ceo

comparison bump

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#7486579)



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Date: March 3rd, 2007 4:53 PM
Author: buff stirring piazza

Never forget.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#7703048)



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Date: March 15th, 2007 11:43 AM
Author: ruinous phenotype (let a hundred flowers bloom)

...

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#7758003)



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Date: March 15th, 2007 1:43 PM
Author: Scarlet menage death wish

I think this is teh appropiate place for this...

http://www.sleepingtushy.com/main.html

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#7758597)



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Date: April 21st, 2007 3:49 PM
Author: nofapping insane love of her life mental disorder

bump

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#7976048)



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Date: May 4th, 2007 9:26 PM
Author: odious half-breed



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Date: July 4th, 2007 5:50 PM
Author: Histrionic flushed mexican



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Date: August 8th, 2007 12:56 PM
Author: buff stirring piazza

Never forget.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=48602&forum_id=2#8490235)



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Date: October 31st, 2007 5:50 PM
Author: Carnelian telephone preventive strike



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Date: November 12th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: nyuug



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