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fwd: urgent: can you jump on this? call my cell. thanks

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passionate slippery property mad cow disease
  10/06/21
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passionate slippery property mad cow disease
  12/21/24
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passionate slippery property mad cow disease
  11/11/25
*calls cell, gets redirected to voicemail*
low-t ladyboy
  10/06/21
*texts back* Sorry missed your call. At dinner with a c...
passionate slippery property mad cow disease
  10/06/21
*Opens email* *No attachment* "Hi. Sorry, I can't s...
low-t ladyboy
  10/06/21
*forwards 13 emails with dozens of attachments each, three o...
passionate slippery property mad cow disease
  10/06/21
*Some docs are password protected* *Sends to IT, but get no...
low-t ladyboy
  10/06/21
i'm gay
Bespoke address
  10/06/21
Thanks so much, that worked. Will get this to you asap. ...
low-t ladyboy
  10/06/21
uh...kinda confused on how you know what MULTIPLE dicks smel...
appetizing iridescent home coffee pot
  10/06/21
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Domesticated supple hominid
  11/05/24
*hour passes by, 9 PM hits* *partner finally checks email...
passionate slippery property mad cow disease
  10/06/21
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Spectacular Cumskin
  10/06/21
Jfc I’m triggered
Comical abode legend
  10/06/21
"Please don't forget to CC me on all emails, this clien...
passionate slippery property mad cow disease
  10/06/21
*gets erection* "Ha! Absolutely. Would be great to w...
low-t ladyboy
  10/06/21
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passionate slippery property mad cow disease
  10/06/21
This was a nice therapy session.
Flickering nibblets
  10/06/21
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appetizing iridescent home coffee pot
  10/06/21
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Bronze school cafeteria
  10/06/21
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passionate slippery property mad cow disease
  10/07/21
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passionate slippery property mad cow disease
  09/28/26
"Hey. About that fee splitting. When are you available ...
low-t ladyboy
  10/07/21
Sorry that I missed your texts and V/M. Where are we on...
passionate slippery property mad cow disease
  10/07/21
Sorry, just noticed your bit about your mother mom passing. ...
passionate slippery property mad cow disease
  10/07/21
Hello? It's 4:07 pm. Where are we on this??
passionate slippery property mad cow disease
  10/07/21
*enters that out of pocket in the sky after consuming 5 5-hr...
low-t ladyboy
  10/07/21
Can we file Monday morning? I'd like to keep you on this mat...
passionate slippery property mad cow disease
  10/08/21
Hi. Checking in. Thx.
passionate slippery property mad cow disease
  10/09/21
Thanks for your help on this. I've transferred this matter ...
passionate slippery property mad cow disease
  10/09/21
*Wakes up from coma* *Immediately grabs phone and sees 300 ...
low-t ladyboy
  10/09/21
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Comical abode legend
  10/09/21
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electric blood rage crackhouse
  10/10/21
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passionate slippery property mad cow disease
  11/05/24
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passionate slippery property mad cow disease
  11/06/24
PTSD triggered
rebellious state weed whacker
  10/06/21
you guys lead a tough life. gilded cage and all.
Crusty pink hell
  10/07/21
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passionate slippery property mad cow disease
  10/07/21
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rebellious state weed whacker
  10/07/21
hesitated clicking continued to read anyway fuck my a...
Flesh hospital becky
  10/09/21
Thanks for reading!
passionate slippery property mad cow disease
  10/09/21
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passionate slippery property mad cow disease
  11/05/24
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Bronze school cafeteria
  10/09/21
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autistic abnormal native
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passionate slippery property mad cow disease
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passionate slippery property mad cow disease
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passionate slippery property mad cow disease
  11/04/24
Not a lawyer - do you get fired if you just ignore one of th...
Cerise area goyim
  12/21/24
Lol
passionate slippery property mad cow disease
  12/21/24


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Date: October 6th, 2021 8:10 PM
Author: passionate slippery property mad cow disease



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Date: December 21st, 2024 2:36 AM
Author: passionate slippery property mad cow disease



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Date: November 11th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: passionate slippery property mad cow disease



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2#49422161)



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Date: October 6th, 2021 8:12 PM
Author: low-t ladyboy

*calls cell, gets redirected to voicemail*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2#43233468)



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Date: October 6th, 2021 8:14 PM
Author: passionate slippery property mad cow disease

*texts back*

Sorry missed your call. At dinner with a client. Will call to discuss at 10 PM. Please read the materials that I forwarded you this evening and begin the drafting the TRO. Let's file tomorrow. Thanks for jumping on this.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2#43233474)



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Date: October 6th, 2021 8:17 PM
Author: low-t ladyboy

*Opens email*

*No attachment*

"Hi. Sorry, I can't seem to find the attachment. Did you send it? Let me know if you did; I can call IT. Also, hope the dinner is going well. I was going to go to have dinner with my wife, but I'll stay here. Thankfully her friend will go with her. Really nice place. I'll have to tell you about it.

Also, I called but was redirected to your voicemail. I'll text you next.

Thank,"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2#43233494)



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Date: October 6th, 2021 8:19 PM
Author: passionate slippery property mad cow disease

*forwards 13 emails with dozens of attachments each, three of which are entirely unrelated to the matter at hand, all with zero commentary*

*sends separate email*

This should get you started. Tuning out now until 10 PM (very needy client!). THanks.



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2#43233508)



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Date: October 6th, 2021 8:25 PM
Author: low-t ladyboy

*Some docs are password protected*

*Sends to IT, but get no response*

*calls partner but no answer*

"Hey. Can you send the password for the docs?"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2#43233549)



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Date: October 6th, 2021 8:26 PM
Author: Bespoke address

i'm gay

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2#43233560)



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Date: October 6th, 2021 8:28 PM
Author: low-t ladyboy

Thanks so much, that worked. Will get this to you asap.

*wife comes home smelling of dicks and cigs*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2#43233571)



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Date: October 6th, 2021 11:11 PM
Author: appetizing iridescent home coffee pot

uh...kinda confused on how you know what MULTIPLE dicks smell like

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2#43234277)



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Date: November 5th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: Domesticated supple hominid



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2#48286057)



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Date: October 6th, 2021 8:28 PM
Author: passionate slippery property mad cow disease

*hour passes by, 9 PM hits*

*partner finally checks email after main course / before dessert*

Feel free to ask the client directly, no need to wait for me, thanks. Can we push our 10:00 PM to 8:00 AM tomorrow? Pitching this potential client hard, should get some business out of this. If you could have a working draft of the TRO ready by 8:00 AM tmrw that would be great, I can review before our call. Thx again.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2#43233573)



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Date: October 6th, 2021 11:11 PM
Author: Spectacular Cumskin



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2#43234278)



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Date: October 6th, 2021 11:25 PM
Author: Comical abode legend

Jfc I’m triggered

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2#43234333)



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Date: October 6th, 2021 8:30 PM
Author: passionate slippery property mad cow disease

"Please don't forget to CC me on all emails, this client trusts you (bragged hard about you) but does want to know the relationship partner is involved. Thx.

If you knock this out of the park, let's talk about fee splitting down-the-road.



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2#43233582)



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Date: October 6th, 2021 9:19 PM
Author: low-t ladyboy

*gets erection*

"Ha! Absolutely. Would be great to wet my beak a little bit. I'll def have the draft ready. Will start asap."

*Proceeds to ignore calls from terminally ill mother*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2#43233823)



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Date: October 6th, 2021 9:40 PM
Author: passionate slippery property mad cow disease



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2#43233898)



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Date: October 6th, 2021 11:09 PM
Author: Flickering nibblets

This was a nice therapy session.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2#43234265)



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Date: October 6th, 2021 11:12 PM
Author: appetizing iridescent home coffee pot



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2#43234282)



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Date: October 6th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: Bronze school cafeteria



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2#43234369)



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Date: October 7th, 2021 9:25 AM
Author: passionate slippery property mad cow disease



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2#43235591)



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Date: September 28th, 2026 5:46 PM
Author: passionate slippery property mad cow disease



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2#50159378)



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Date: October 7th, 2021 1:54 PM
Author: low-t ladyboy

"Hey. About that fee splitting. When are you available to talk about it? I left a voicemail and sent a text. I think Linda (your secretary) is supposed to remind you.

Anyways. I am flying out to my mom's funeral. I'll be out of pocket from 12-3pm (EST) but will otherwise be generally available. Should be back in the office by Tuesday."

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2#43236865)



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Date: October 7th, 2021 2:33 PM
Author: passionate slippery property mad cow disease

Sorry that I missed your texts and V/M.

Where are we on the revised TRO? As discussed this morning, the initial draft looked like a rush job. We really need to file this today - have we lined up late night secretarial coverage? I'm heading out of town at 5 PM for my son's college basketball game tomorrow, so please send the updated draft ASAP.

Thanks again for helping on this. Johnny on the spot!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2#43237101)



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Date: October 7th, 2021 2:35 PM
Author: passionate slippery property mad cow disease

Sorry, just noticed your bit about your mother mom passing. I'm very sorry to hear about that. I wonder why you took this assignment on under these circumstances? Do we need to transfer this matter? Can I get the draft by 4 PM?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2#43237106)



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Date: October 7th, 2021 4:08 PM
Author: passionate slippery property mad cow disease

Hello? It's 4:07 pm. Where are we on this??

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2#43237451)



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Date: October 7th, 2021 10:08 PM
Author: low-t ladyboy

*enters that out of pocket in the sky after consuming 5 5-hr energies and snorting adderall.*

Meanwhile back in NY, his wife is getting plowed by the doorman DeMarcus still wearing his timerlands, as her phone vibrations are muffled by her screams.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2#43239121)



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Date: October 8th, 2021 7:12 PM
Author: passionate slippery property mad cow disease

Can we file Monday morning? I'd like to keep you on this matter but if you're overcommitted, please let me know. THanks.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2#43243830)



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Date: October 9th, 2021 10:35 AM
Author: passionate slippery property mad cow disease

Hi. Checking in. Thx.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2#43246148)



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Date: October 9th, 2021 4:47 PM
Author: passionate slippery property mad cow disease

Thanks for your help on this. I've transferred this matter to Associate Y. Take care.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2#43247441)



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Date: October 9th, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: low-t ladyboy

*Wakes up from coma*

*Immediately grabs phone and sees 300 follow-up emails*

*Calls recruiter*

"Hi. We spoke a few weeks ago. You mentioned there were some inhouse opportunities available for someone like me. Are there any?"

Recruiter: Ohh yes. The market is hot right now. Let me see [proceeds to list practice areas that you're not in].

"Well...the thing is, I don't do any of that. I actually handle bet-the-farm litigation for F500 companies. I have some court experience too. I've handled a handful of depos too."

Recruiter: Ohhh..I see. Well. I don't see anything right now, but I have a great lateral opportunity with White & Case.

*Goes back into a coma*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2#43247499)



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Date: October 9th, 2021 7:50 PM
Author: Comical abode legend



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2#43248125)



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Date: October 10th, 2021 8:58 AM
Author: electric blood rage crackhouse



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2#43249832)



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Date: November 5th, 2024 11:00 AM
Author: passionate slippery property mad cow disease



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2#48286001)



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Date: November 6th, 2024 10:08 PM
Author: passionate slippery property mad cow disease



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2#48303631)



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Date: October 6th, 2021 11:14 PM
Author: rebellious state weed whacker

PTSD triggered

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2#43234287)



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Date: October 7th, 2021 9:35 AM
Author: Crusty pink hell

you guys lead a tough life. gilded cage and all.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2#43235621)



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Date: October 7th, 2021 9:41 AM
Author: passionate slippery property mad cow disease



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2#43235643)



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Date: October 7th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: rebellious state weed whacker



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2#43237143)



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Date: October 9th, 2021 4:53 PM
Author: Flesh hospital becky

hesitated clicking

continued to read anyway

fuck my ass

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2#43247459)



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Date: October 9th, 2021 4:53 PM
Author: passionate slippery property mad cow disease

Thanks for reading!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2#43247461)



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Date: November 5th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: passionate slippery property mad cow disease



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2#48286063)



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Date: October 9th, 2021 11:19 PM
Author: Bronze school cafeteria



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Date: October 9th, 2021 11:35 PM
Author: autistic abnormal native



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2#43248915)



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Date: October 10th, 2021 8:45 AM
Author: passionate slippery property mad cow disease



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2#43249812)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:15 PM
Author: passionate slippery property mad cow disease



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2#46949313)



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Date: November 4th, 2024 9:05 AM
Author: passionate slippery property mad cow disease



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2#48279421)



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Date: December 21st, 2024 2:36 AM
Author: Cerise area goyim

Not a lawyer - do you get fired if you just ignore one of these?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2#48471697)



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Date: December 21st, 2024 2:41 PM
Author: passionate slippery property mad cow disease

Lol

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2#48472891)