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BREAKING: FBI arrests MDH for bank robbery

https://moguldom.com/312615/miami-attorney-41-unmasked-by-fb...
bat-shit-crazy disturbing spot
  04/14/22
Lol at this beta During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo,...
vibrant orchestra pit
  04/14/22
Did this guy play college ball
bat-shit-crazy disturbing spot
  04/14/22
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misanthropic glittery theater stage
  10/08/24
Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Tr...
floppy quadroon
  04/14/22
Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks
bat-shit-crazy disturbing spot
  04/14/22
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floppy quadroon
  04/14/22
lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instea...
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  04/14/22
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faglord
  06/06/24
He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're...
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  04/27/24
lol
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  07/23/26
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  04/28/22
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bat-shit-crazy disturbing spot
  07/04/23
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faglord
  12/17/23
whoever that is, sad outcome
rose meetinghouse ceo
  12/17/23
LJL at MDH being 41
insane office
  12/17/23
This was 100% MDH by the way
bat-shit-crazy disturbing spot
  04/27/24
?
insane office
  04/27/24
Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Gr...
bat-shit-crazy disturbing spot
  04/27/24
I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at...
insane office
  04/27/24
lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have ...
bat-shit-crazy disturbing spot
  04/27/24
It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long
insane office
  04/27/24
I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.
crystalline slippery weed whacker scourge upon the earth
  04/27/24
Georgia?
insane office
  04/27/24
Really? I think I would guess Maryland
crystalline slippery weed whacker scourge upon the earth
  04/27/24
lol WF is in western North Carolina
sadistic harsh lettuce
  06/06/24
No shit? I always thought it was around Chicago.
chrome fighting church goal in life
  10/14/24
Dat Lake Forest
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  04/24/26
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Razzle-dazzle Stage
  04/27/24
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Cordovan massive psychic parlor
  04/27/24
Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest Univ...
Umber beta nursing home newt
  04/27/24
Honk honk
Cordovan massive psychic parlor
  04/27/24
MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.
crystalline slippery weed whacker scourge upon the earth
  04/27/24
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  10/08/24
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  10/08/24
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  11/16/24
Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.
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  06/06/24
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  06/06/24
i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah
curious kitty cat
  06/06/24
MoreDoughHi=Mordecai
apoplectic puppy
  06/06/24
i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i a...
curious kitty cat
  06/06/24
This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona...
apoplectic puppy
  06/06/24
...
ferengi
  04/24/26
...
buck-toothed center
  10/08/24
When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him f...
bat-shit-crazy disturbing spot
  10/14/24
Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for ...
bat-shit-crazy disturbing spot
  09/14/25
...
my dog can log into xo more often than I can
  03/31/26
flame?
hairraiser parlour
  04/01/26
This was 100% not flame
bat-shit-crazy disturbing spot
  04/24/26
How long will he be locked up?
Free-loading mediation pit
  04/24/26
trump will pardon him
Blathering obsidian athletic conference house
  04/24/26
If you don't know, you don't know, bro. It's ok.
Free-loading mediation pit
  04/24/26
actually not fIame
plum abode
  04/24/26
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Emerald address
  07/22/26
I was OP and found this article randomly one day. As I kept ...
bat-shit-crazy disturbing spot
  07/23/26
was it ever 100% confirmed to be him? sounds like it from th...
Emerald address
  07/23/26
I don’t know of any independent confirmation, but I do...
bat-shit-crazy disturbing spot
  07/23/26
what i've seen in here is enough. no way it isn't him. kinda...
Emerald address
  07/23/26
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floppy quadroon
  07/23/26
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ferengi
  04/25/26
"On Oct. 15, Honaker tried to rob HSBC at 2222 Ponce De...
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  07/23/26
RIP
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  07/23/26


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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:46 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy disturbing spot

https://moguldom.com/312615/miami-attorney-41-unmasked-by-fbi-as-robber-who-hit-5-banks-in-past-3-weeks/

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#44341248)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:50 PM
Author: vibrant orchestra pit

Lol at this beta

During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo, 2555 Ponce De Leon Blvd., Coral Gables, the complaint says Honaker wore “a floppy hat and a blue, short-sleeved shirt.” His note said, “Keep calm and give me all the money in the drawer. I have a gun.” The teller pretended not to understand English, giving her an excuse to talk with her manager. While she informed her manager that the guy in the floppy hat was trying to rob them, Honaker backed away, appeared to get on his phone, then left.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#44341281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:57 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy disturbing spot

Did this guy play college ball

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#44341324)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:59 AM
Author: misanthropic glittery theater stage



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#48176067)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:58 PM
Author: floppy quadroon

Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Traurig from 2006 to 2011. The firm said Wednesday it was actually 2008 to 2011, Miami Herald reported.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#44341332)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:06 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy disturbing spot

Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#44342148)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 11:16 PM
Author: floppy quadroon



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#44343281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:12 PM
Author: aromatic bawdyhouse foreskin

lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instead we went with "actually yes we definitely hired this guy but only for three years not the five that has been alleged"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#44342182)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:24 PM
Author: faglord



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47724566)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: Umber beta nursing home newt

He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're counting from when he was a graduate. LJL @ washing out from fucking Greenberg Traurig so fast

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47613739)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:21 PM
Author: floppy quadroon

lol

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#50020950)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:56 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy disturbing spot



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#44418035)



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Date: July 4th, 2023 3:47 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy disturbing spot



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#46508924)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:51 PM
Author: faglord



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47180678)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:56 PM
Author: rose meetinghouse ceo

whoever that is, sad outcome

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47180695)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: insane office

LJL at MDH being 41

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47180702)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy disturbing spot

This was 100% MDH by the way

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47613713)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:41 PM
Author: insane office

?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47613717)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy disturbing spot

Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Greenberg Traurig then got cut and worked in shit law, clear drug problem, so stupid he thinks he’s smart enough to rob banks, can’t post anymore cause he’s in fucking prison. What do you want me to tell you

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47613741)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:49 PM
Author: insane office

I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at an SEC school

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47613757)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:50 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy disturbing spot

lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have a perfect 10 taut blonde wife and 100 million dollars in the bank. Just like MDH would have by now if he weren’t in prison for robbing banks

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47613772)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: insane office

It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47613786)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:51 PM
Author: crystalline slippery weed whacker scourge upon the earth

I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47613778)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: insane office

Georgia?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47613784)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:56 PM
Author: crystalline slippery weed whacker scourge upon the earth

Really? I think I would guess Maryland

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47613797)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: sadistic harsh lettuce

lol WF is in western North Carolina

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47724773)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 11:09 PM
Author: chrome fighting church goal in life

No shit?

I always thought it was around Chicago.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#48198616)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: 180 sienna range mental disorder

Dat Lake Forest

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#49840452)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Stage



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47613788)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:57 PM
Author: Cordovan massive psychic parlor

180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47613801)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:47 PM
Author: Umber beta nursing home newt

Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest University Law School on Dec. 10, 2005. State records show he was admitted to the Florida Bar on Jan. 31, 2008, and is a member in good standing, according to ABC affiliate Local10 in Miami. . . . Honaker’s online profiles contained contradictory information that appeared to clash with reality, Miami Herald reported. They seem designed to project a favorable image. For example, both his LinkedIn and Florida Bar online profiles claim he graduated from Duke University School of Law in 2006. His LinkedIn page claimed honors gained while at Duke Law. But an email from Duke University to the Miami Herald said there’s no record that Aaron Honaker ever attended.

****

lol, if you're going to lie about going to a school why wouldn't you pick a place better than Duke?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47613748)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: Cordovan massive psychic parlor

Honk honk

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47613783)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:28 PM
Author: crystalline slippery weed whacker scourge upon the earth

MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47614318)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:30 PM
Author: gay ladyboy theater



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47614320)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:01 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Stage



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#48176070)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:10 AM
Author: buck-toothed center



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#48176080)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 9:35 AM
Author: fishy school cafeteria bbw



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#48344700)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:29 PM
Author: Slate pisswyrm public bath

Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47724582)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:37 PM
Author: Sepia International Law Enforcement Agency Kitty



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47724614)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:31 PM
Author: curious kitty cat

i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47724589)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:35 PM
Author: apoplectic puppy

MoreDoughHi=Mordecai

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47724610)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:38 PM
Author: curious kitty cat

i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i always liked MDH, though. he was legit funny, but seemed sociopathic. guess it wasn't 'schtick.'

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47724621)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:49 PM
Author: apoplectic puppy

This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona

Guy is obsessed with the Florida Gators. Another hint Honaker is MDH.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#47724661)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: ferengi



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#49840473)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:38 AM
Author: buck-toothed center



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#48176065)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 10:42 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy disturbing spot

When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him for robbing a bank

Yours in Christ

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#48198559)



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Date: September 14th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy disturbing spot

Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for you?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#49267875)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: my dog can log into xo more often than I can (thanks, Rach!)



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#49784228)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: hairraiser parlour

flame?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#49785594)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 3:40 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy disturbing spot

This was 100% not flame

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#49840109)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Free-loading mediation pit

How long will he be locked up?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#49840468)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Blathering obsidian athletic conference house

trump will pardon him

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#49840478)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: Free-loading mediation pit

If you don't know, you don't know, bro. It's ok.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#49840482)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:18 PM
Author: plum abode

actually not fIame

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#49840464)



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Date: July 22nd, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Emerald address



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#50018265)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy disturbing spot

I was OP and found this article randomly one day. As I kept reading it all I could think was oh shit this is definitely MDH. And it was him.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#50020645)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: Emerald address

was it ever 100% confirmed to be him? sounds like it from this thread, but i wonder.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#50020842)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:43 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy disturbing spot

I don’t know of any independent confirmation, but I don’t need any.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#50020851)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:44 PM
Author: Emerald address

what i've seen in here is enough. no way it isn't him. kinda like shortporch, i don't think we ever got full confirmation of that, but he was the prof who got kilt.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#50020858)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:22 PM
Author: floppy quadroon



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#50020951)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 7:22 AM
Author: ferengi



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#49841414)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:25 PM
Author: the White jensen huang

"On Oct. 15, Honaker tried to rob HSBC at 2222 Ponce De Leon Blvd., Coral Gables but his note confused the teller, who “glanced at the note and, without realizing its true meaning, asked (Honaker) to fill out a withdrawal slip first because she needed an account number.” Honaker complied and wrote on the withdrawal slip, “read the note,” which asked for all $100s, $50s and $20s. The teller told Honaker, “The bank kept its cash in counting machines” so she couldn’t give him what he wanted, the complaint said. He left."

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#50020953)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: Blathering obsidian athletic conference house

RIP

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2#50021007)