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***OFFICIAL MEGAPOASTER MADNESS 2022 #MPM2022 RULES & SEEDING REVIEW***

RULES
my dog can log into xo more often than I can
  12/15/22
oh fuck. here we go again bois!
awkward vibrant business firm
  12/15/22
SEEDING
my dog can log into xo more often than I can
  12/15/22
I have EARNED a #1 seed. Seed me daddy.
out-of-control brass volcanic crater digit ratio
  12/15/22
I deserve a 1 seed.
frisky school cafeteria jew
  12/15/22
I nominate myself, EPAH, Richard clock, Lord high
MAGA's Prolapsed Anus
  12/15/22
I nominate Hegemon, QueenLaBeefa, and Arkan.
Bright church building
  12/15/22
How did you forget me
mind-boggling trust fund
  12/15/22
i think i deserve a #1 seed *slides under table* https...
gunneratttt
  12/15/22
along with AA, EPAH and lex.
gunneratttt
  12/15/22
sigh
my dog can log into xo more often than I can
  12/15/22
wait, shit. is that vodka gf?
Hairless naked new version
  12/15/22
yeah. she's got a secret youtube channel full of her pole vi...
gunneratttt
  12/15/22
*sighs* *unzips*
lex
  12/15/22
god damn. does she work at a club as well? i didn't recal...
Hairless naked new version
  12/15/22
like most bpd shrews she changes her hairstyle quite a bit ...
gunneratttt
  12/15/22
god damn. i wanna date her now. help a brother out
Hairless naked new version
  12/15/22
i'm not going to be responsible for destroying the greatest ...
gunneratttt
  12/15/22
vodka gf >>> gjr if she became a poaster, i'd si...
Hairless naked new version
  12/15/22
she is gakked out, mentally ill, alcoholic, and attention se...
gunneratttt
  12/15/22
The four horsewomen of xo
Brilliant sanctuary
  12/15/22
...
Arrogant idea he suggested locale
  12/15/22
...
gunneratttt
  12/15/22
I can change her.
my dog can log into xo more often than I can
  12/15/22
first you've got to meet her. and you're in the prime positi...
gunneratttt
  12/15/22
...
Hairless naked new version
  12/15/22
adolf deserves a 1. he kicked ass this year. not sure how m...
lex
  12/15/22
Adolf for #1
Razzle marketing idea bawdyhouse
  12/15/22
india superpower 2022!!!
federal queen of the night
  12/15/22
EPAH and AA should be #1 seeds this year
disgusting exhilarant generalized bond range
  12/15/22
"Those not in the tourney can proudly call themselves t...
Razzle marketing idea bawdyhouse
  12/15/22
...
gunneratttt
  12/15/22
...
Passionate public bath
  12/15/22
Jeez if this thread is a bellwether for interest in MPM over...
Sticky locus organic girlfriend
  12/15/22
yesterday's mpm thread got to 150 or something. i think peop...
gunneratttt
  12/15/22
Epah, Lord High, AA, Cowgod
Vivacious chest-beating center liquid oxygen
  12/15/22
EPAH, AA, TT, lex for 1 seeds
richard clock
  12/15/22
TT AA Emilio Prince
Turquoise Office
  12/15/22
I should not be on the list, so I’m guessing we can ta...
Brilliant sanctuary
  12/15/22
you should be on the list and in the brackets
gunneratttt
  12/15/22
Ty and gl, heavy is the head
Brilliant sanctuary
  12/15/22
it's easier with only half a crown
gunneratttt
  12/15/22
if Tommy isnt a 1 seed I will WITHHOLD my VOTE
Passionate public bath
  12/15/22
...
Doobsian Stimulating Dilemma
  12/15/22
gunnerattt benzo epah oldhlsdude strategically not vot...
Chartreuse Cracking Resort Crotch
  12/15/22
this guy runs elections in DNC districts
my dog can log into xo more often than I can
  12/15/22
...
Chartreuse Cracking Resort Crotch
  12/15/22
...
my dog can log into xo more often than I can
  12/15/22


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Date: December 15th, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: my dog can log into xo more often than I can (your genial MPM 2022 hoast)
Subject: RULES

The tourney is a 128 poaster bracket, single elimination. The poaster who gets the most voats in the official voating threads advances to the next round. In a case of a tie voat, the highest-ranked poaster will advance unless the genial hoast calls shenanigans.

Final arbiter of all issues shall be the genial hoast.

NO VOATS FROM PUMOS OR QUOTEMOS WILL BE COUNTED. (aka the fagg0t Mike Fart rule)

Exceptions to the above rule shall only be accorded to those poasters in the field whose pumo/quotemo monikers are recognizable, ie SAD. The genial hoast shall be the final arbiter of the validity of voats. Sudo alts used in ShareBlue-style ballot harvesting initiatives are a bort tradition and will be permitted.

Top of the bracket seeding will be based on this SEEDING thread.

The remainder of the 64 will be decided by the genial hoast. Criteria for inclusion will be such factors as bort seniority, blank bump percentage, height, 180s earned, je ne sais quoi, and VodkaGF pics shared surreptitiously.

Seeding in the bottom half of the bracket, seeds 65-128, will be random. The genial hoast will use the RAND function in Excel, sort, and let do.

We will have more nominated poasters than available seeds in this tourney. Many quality poasters and a few shitty ones will be excluded due to space. Please know that we all appreciate your contributions to the bort in 2022. Those not in the tourney can proudly call themselves the 129th moast valuable poaster.

The schedule for the voating will be announced at the same time as the final complete bracket.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5253302&forum_id=2#45636292)



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Date: December 15th, 2022 5:46 AM
Author: awkward vibrant business firm

oh fuck. here we go again bois!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5253302&forum_id=2#45636295)



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Date: December 15th, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: my dog can log into xo more often than I can (your genial MPM 2022 hoast)
Subject: SEEDING

Who deserves to be the moast prestigious seeds for our tourney? As we did last year, the tops of the brackets will be determined by UR CONTRIBUTIONS.

Reply to this thread for those poasters who have EARNED a top spot for 2022. EARNED, I say. Although poasters may voat their conscience during the bracket head-to-heads, please nominate those poasters who made meaningful contributions to the bort in 2022 for the top of the bracket in #MPM2022.

I will consider the first four nominees per submission; all others will be disregarded.

THE FIELD

(Insert zeitgeist here)

115-IQ Redditor

6000 ants dressed like rice

A Jurisprudence is Performed aka A New Account is Performed

Adolf Anderssen aka twins

alias.php

amalek

American’s Next Top Rapist

An 8-INT Orc AA’ing their way into mage school

animeboi

Anne Frank tp

ARE reptile aka pumo exception

arkan

avg/ord/citizen

B00r aka pumo exception

Bbooom

benzo

biglaw associate asking if link is work safe @ 11pm

biglaw lives matter

bioleninist patriarch aka lynn conway, esq. aka trans lives > cis lives

bloomington

boomerboat

bowlcut autist

Buck “The Club” Paulette

Candy Ride

CapTTTainFalcon

Carl von Clausewitz

chandler

chilmata

consuela

Cow goes Moo

cowgod

CSLG

Deranged Penguin aka tortas

dha tux

Dickey Simpkins

disco fries

DiversityGestapo

donny

Dr. Michael Greger

DR. THUNDER

DrakeMallard

Drunkard

Dupa aka bloodacre aka blyatacre

Emilio

EPAH

esoteric sambo

evan39

exeunt

fishmo

FizzKidd

Foxmo

Frank Lloyd Wrong

Fuck libs, fuck hipsters, fuck hippies

fulano aka boiroast tp

Gatormo

GayPumo

geno

Get Thee To The Rapery

Get Thee’s Husband

ggtp aka richard clock

gibberish

Gitmo Detainee tearing up his HOPE poster

GJR

Gloostick

Gregor

gunneratttt

hank_scorpio

harold lauder

HATP aka tbtp’s fagg0t

Hegemon

Henry Aaron

holdup aka TS Amanda aka I cum inside.

honiara

How to derive aut from ism

htt

HVAC

Idris Elba tp

If I May

Im done here

jafar aka ric flair

jag

JJC aka pumo exception

johnsmeyer

Judas Jones

julia

Karlstack

kenny

kirbymo

Krugerrand

lex aka den of proles

Live Free or Die.

Lol shitcons

Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon

Lord High Everything Else aka Azn fagg0t simping for GJR

lsd

luis

Mainlining the $ecret truth of the univer$e

man o’ war

mandy aka pumo exception

MASE

mentally ill spammer with 15 alts tp

michael doodikoff

MiG aka REPENT

Mitch “Blood” Green

MPA

Muscadine wine

N904PD

nintento 6’4

Nippon Professional Baseball aka TOKYO YAKULT SWALLOWS NPB CL CHAMPS

NSAM aka HIMARS

nutella

nyuug

Obeezy

Oh, you travel?

OldHLSDude

P0astradamus

Paralegal Mohammad

Paulie Porsche aka pumo exception

pedude

pepito

potluck

potroastpony (ride the ice pony)

prestige faggot

PrestigeWhore

prolific and unprosecuted sex offender

Psycho Karen

ptbarnum

Pumonymous

QueenLaBEEFah

Refunkulus

ricky aka KOHEN GADOL

RSF

Rudolph

SAD aka pumo exception

sealclubber

septic queer aka Stalin tp aka Steamworks

Sickly argumentative UES Jew in puffy jacket

So we looked at the data

Soren “Bob” Odenkierkegaard

Sotomayor McCheese

spaceporn aka Live, Laugh, Love!

SpEd with a 3.9 GPA in a TTT major attending Boalt

swordmo aka pumo exception

Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle

tbtp

The Buzz Aldrin Spacelaw Fellowship

The Citadel of the Autist

the walter white of this generation (walt jr.)

there’s a wocket in my pocket

Titus Nullo

TMF aka pumo exception

To be fair

Tommy T

Trump Did Nothing Wrong aka pederastrian

TRUMP TEAM 6

Trust If Aryan

UhOh

Upset Jew aka objectively excellent legal work

uspo

uvt aka Craig Counsell

Valiant

vern schillinger

Vladimir Purim

Voodoo Child

whokebe aka fagg0t

wilbur mercer

zarathustra

zurichisstained

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5253302&forum_id=2#45636298)



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Date: December 15th, 2022 6:20 PM
Author: out-of-control brass volcanic crater digit ratio

I have EARNED a #1 seed. Seed me daddy.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5253302&forum_id=2#45639707)



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Date: December 15th, 2022 7:46 AM
Author: frisky school cafeteria jew

I deserve a 1 seed.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5253302&forum_id=2#45636393)



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Date: December 15th, 2022 7:54 AM
Author: MAGA's Prolapsed Anus

I nominate myself, EPAH, Richard clock, Lord high

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5253302&forum_id=2#45636410)



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Date: December 15th, 2022 9:06 AM
Author: Bright church building

I nominate Hegemon, QueenLaBeefa, and Arkan.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5253302&forum_id=2#45636577)



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Date: December 15th, 2022 9:08 AM
Author: mind-boggling trust fund

How did you forget me

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5253302&forum_id=2#45636595)



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Date: December 15th, 2022 9:13 AM
Author: gunneratttt (gunneratttt)

i think i deserve a #1 seed

*slides under table*

https://imgur.com/6EkV4Np

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5253302&forum_id=2#45636610)



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Date: December 15th, 2022 9:26 AM
Author: gunneratttt (gunneratttt)

along with AA, EPAH and lex.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5253302&forum_id=2#45636662)



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Date: December 15th, 2022 10:00 AM
Author: my dog can log into xo more often than I can (your genial MPM 2022 hoast)

sigh

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5253302&forum_id=2#45636777)



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Date: December 15th, 2022 10:48 AM
Author: Hairless naked new version

wait, shit. is that vodka gf?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5253302&forum_id=2#45637019)



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Date: December 15th, 2022 10:50 AM
Author: gunneratttt (gunneratttt)

yeah. she's got a secret youtube channel full of her pole videos that i can use to clip imgur gifs.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5253302&forum_id=2#45637032)



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Date: December 15th, 2022 10:51 AM
Author: lex

*sighs* *unzips*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5253302&forum_id=2#45637039)



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Date: December 15th, 2022 11:30 AM
Author: Hairless naked new version

god damn. does she work at a club as well?

i didn't recall her having curly hair.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5253302&forum_id=2#45637278)



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Date: December 15th, 2022 11:34 AM
Author: gunneratttt (gunneratttt)

like most bpd shrews she changes her hairstyle quite a bit

no, it's for exercise. she is actually an accomplished stemmo working in pharma somehow. when she was not blackout she was pretty smart. which is why i actually put in the work for a while. smart, attractive, conservative, wants kids.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5253302&forum_id=2#45637295)



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Date: December 15th, 2022 12:56 PM
Author: Hairless naked new version

god damn. i wanna date her now. help a brother out

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5253302&forum_id=2#45637748)



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Date: December 15th, 2022 1:14 PM
Author: gunneratttt (gunneratttt)

i'm not going to be responsible for destroying the greatest love story this bort has ever seen

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5253302&forum_id=2#45637870)



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Date: December 15th, 2022 1:32 PM
Author: Hairless naked new version

vodka gf >>> gjr

if she became a poaster, i'd simp SOOO hard

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5253302&forum_id=2#45638001)



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Date: December 15th, 2022 1:34 PM
Author: gunneratttt (gunneratttt)

she is gakked out, mentally ill, alcoholic, and attention seeking. she would fit in here.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5253302&forum_id=2#45638025)



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Date: December 15th, 2022 1:54 PM
Author: Brilliant sanctuary

The four horsewomen of xo

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5253302&forum_id=2#45638182)



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Date: December 15th, 2022 2:01 PM
Author: Arrogant idea he suggested locale



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5253302&forum_id=2#45638251)



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Date: December 15th, 2022 2:01 PM
Author: gunneratttt (gunneratttt)



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5253302&forum_id=2#45638254)



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Date: December 15th, 2022 1:54 PM
Author: my dog can log into xo more often than I can (your genial MPM 2022 hoast)

I can change her.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5253302&forum_id=2#45638188)



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Date: December 15th, 2022 1:57 PM
Author: gunneratttt (gunneratttt)

first you've got to meet her. and you're in the prime position to do what is necessary for that to happen...

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5253302&forum_id=2#45638217)



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Date: December 15th, 2022 1:58 PM
Author: Hairless naked new version



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5253302&forum_id=2#45638229)



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Date: December 15th, 2022 9:25 AM
Author: lex

adolf deserves a 1. he kicked ass this year.

not sure how many we're supposed to suggest. fizzkid and lord high for rookies of the year.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5253302&forum_id=2#45636661)



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Date: December 15th, 2022 10:48 AM
Author: Razzle marketing idea bawdyhouse

Adolf for #1

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5253302&forum_id=2#45637018)



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Date: December 15th, 2022 9:27 AM
Author: federal queen of the night

india superpower 2022!!!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5253302&forum_id=2#45636666)



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Date: December 15th, 2022 9:29 AM
Author: disgusting exhilarant generalized bond range

EPAH and AA should be #1 seeds this year

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5253302&forum_id=2#45636672)



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Date: December 15th, 2022 10:46 AM
Author: Razzle marketing idea bawdyhouse

"Those not in the tourney can proudly call themselves the 129th moast valuable poaster." lol

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5253302&forum_id=2#45637007)



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Date: December 15th, 2022 10:50 AM
Author: gunneratttt (gunneratttt)



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5253302&forum_id=2#45637034)



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Date: December 15th, 2022 11:42 AM
Author: Passionate public bath



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5253302&forum_id=2#45637331)



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Date: December 15th, 2022 11:32 AM
Author: Sticky locus organic girlfriend

Jeez if this thread is a bellwether for interest in MPM overall this year, we’re in for a new all-time low ratings record

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5253302&forum_id=2#45637284)



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Date: December 15th, 2022 11:35 AM
Author: gunneratttt (gunneratttt)

yesterday's mpm thread got to 150 or something. i think people just don't care about seeding as much.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5253302&forum_id=2#45637304)



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Date: December 15th, 2022 1:28 PM
Author: Vivacious chest-beating center liquid oxygen

Epah, Lord High, AA, Cowgod

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5253302&forum_id=2#45637970)



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Date: December 15th, 2022 1:33 PM
Author: richard clock

EPAH, AA, TT, lex for 1 seeds

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5253302&forum_id=2#45638016)



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Date: December 15th, 2022 1:40 PM
Author: Turquoise Office

TT

AA

Emilio

Prince

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5253302&forum_id=2#45638082)



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Date: December 15th, 2022 1:50 PM
Author: Brilliant sanctuary

I should not be on the list, so I’m guessing we can take a lot of others off too

Twins, lex, and EPAH 1 seeds ofs

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5253302&forum_id=2#45638156)



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Date: December 15th, 2022 1:50 PM
Author: gunneratttt (gunneratttt)

you should be on the list and in the brackets

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5253302&forum_id=2#45638160)



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Date: December 15th, 2022 1:54 PM
Author: Brilliant sanctuary

Ty and gl, heavy is the head

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5253302&forum_id=2#45638190)



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Date: December 15th, 2022 1:58 PM
Author: gunneratttt (gunneratttt)

it's easier with only half a crown

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5253302&forum_id=2#45638228)



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Date: December 15th, 2022 1:54 PM
Author: Passionate public bath

if Tommy isnt a 1 seed I will WITHHOLD my VOTE

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5253302&forum_id=2#45638181)



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Date: December 15th, 2022 2:00 PM
Author: Doobsian Stimulating Dilemma



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5253302&forum_id=2#45638239)



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Date: December 15th, 2022 2:07 PM
Author: Chartreuse Cracking Resort Crotch

gunnerattt

benzo

epah

oldhlsdude

strategically not voting twins, SKIPPER turdskin (deadname tommy) and lex, even though they deserve it, because they're shoe-ins anyway

may modify my vote depending on how many other votes these guys get

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5253302&forum_id=2#45638281)



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Date: December 15th, 2022 2:14 PM
Author: my dog can log into xo more often than I can (your genial MPM 2022 hoast)

this guy runs elections in DNC districts

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5253302&forum_id=2#45638320)



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Date: December 15th, 2022 2:48 PM
Author: Chartreuse Cracking Resort Crotch



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5253302&forum_id=2#45638540)



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Date: December 15th, 2022 6:19 PM
Author: my dog can log into xo more often than I can (your genial MPM 2022 hoast)



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5253302&forum_id=2#45639699)