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Why do people facing life in prison not off themselves?

I have never understood why this isn't extremely common.
Razzmatazz depressive
  01/24/23
free food and lodging
Judgmental location coldplay fan
  01/24/23
cr if you can get over the stigma of “oh no a crimina...
adulterous vigorous den
  01/24/23
Not sure this is correct
Razzmatazz depressive
  01/24/23
(guy who really enjoy the free experience of picking out his...
adulterous vigorous den
  01/24/23
i wonder if they ever have like bingo nights or something at...
Judgmental location coldplay fan
  01/24/23
That high IQ white bro facing life for arson that popped the...
Razzmatazz depressive
  01/24/23
Prison doesn't seem that bad to me once you get used to it. ...
beady-eyed transparent volcanic crater menage
  01/24/23
American prisons are very easy, once you get used to a few b...
Chocolate Submissive Juggernaut
  01/24/23
Why don’t more office drones or cucked husbands kill t...
pontificating vermilion stain main people
  01/24/23
...
gunneratttt
  01/25/23
fear of the unknown is the reason people in unfavorable situ...
passionate parlour prole
  01/24/23
To be fair, if you try to kill yourself and fail, but manage...
Claret black woman giraffe
  01/25/23
https://twitter.com/druski/status/1616225970570268673?s=46&a...
Dashing Pit
  01/24/23
These people aren't even sentient
Razzmatazz depressive
  01/24/23
...
Useless Vivacious Gunner
  01/25/23
some people believe that committing suicide will lead you to...
bespoke bright half-breed mad-dog skullcap
  01/25/23
plot twist, it does!
Scarlet demanding base laser beams
  01/25/23
Tons of devout Catholic bros facing life in prison
Chocolate Submissive Juggernaut
  01/25/23
Prison seems cr as long as ur not in a supermax
Lavender violent abode boltzmann
  01/25/23
There's Supermax and then there's Supermax. Doesn't matter ...
Chocolate Submissive Juggernaut
  01/25/23
because most people are scared of dying?
gunneratttt
  01/25/23
they have no internal voice so they dont actually think abt ...
Floppy center chad
  01/25/23
Prison is pretty decent if not Supermax. You can read books ...
internet-worthy irradiated cuckoldry mother
  01/25/23


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Date: January 24th, 2023 11:37 PM
Author: Razzmatazz depressive

I have never understood why this isn't extremely common.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5277311&forum_id=2#45837851)



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Date: January 24th, 2023 11:41 PM
Author: Judgmental location coldplay fan

free food and lodging

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5277311&forum_id=2#45837873)



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Date: January 24th, 2023 11:44 PM
Author: adulterous vigorous den

cr

if you can get over the stigma of “oh no a criminal!” prison is the ultimate freedom.

no women

free food and lodging as you say

no fucking trivial decisions to make

time to lift and read basically all the time

time to be alone with your thoughts whenever you want

a community of your true bros who are in it with you

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5277311&forum_id=2#45837887)



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Date: January 24th, 2023 11:45 PM
Author: Razzmatazz depressive

Not sure this is correct

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5277311&forum_id=2#45837896)



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Date: January 24th, 2023 11:48 PM
Author: adulterous vigorous den

(guy who really enjoy the free experience of picking out his clothes in the morning and the freedom to drive through traffic to freely go sit in front of a screen doing trivial bullshit and freely select the slop of the day and go be nagged by a woman and children)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5277311&forum_id=2#45837911)



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Date: January 24th, 2023 11:47 PM
Author: Judgmental location coldplay fan

i wonder if they ever have like bingo nights or something at supermax

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5277311&forum_id=2#45837910)



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Date: January 24th, 2023 11:44 PM
Author: Razzmatazz depressive

That high IQ white bro facing life for arson that popped the cyanide in court wasn't persuaded by the free living expenses. Don't think that's it.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5277311&forum_id=2#45837892)



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Date: January 24th, 2023 11:45 PM
Author: beady-eyed transparent volcanic crater menage

Prison doesn't seem that bad to me once you get used to it.

I think I'd still be reasonably happy in prison.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5277311&forum_id=2#45837897)



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Date: January 24th, 2023 11:46 PM
Author: Chocolate Submissive Juggernaut

American prisons are very easy, once you get used to a few basic rules it's just three hots, a cot, and hanging out with your criminal bros.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5277311&forum_id=2#45837900)



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Date: January 24th, 2023 11:46 PM
Author: pontificating vermilion stain main people

Why don’t more office drones or cucked husbands kill themselves?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5277311&forum_id=2#45837901)



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Date: January 25th, 2023 11:04 AM
Author: gunneratttt (gunneratttt)



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5277311&forum_id=2#45839208)



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Date: January 24th, 2023 11:47 PM
Author: passionate parlour prole

fear of the unknown is the reason people in unfavorable situations in general don't off themselves. also suicide can be painful or fail leaving you worse off.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5277311&forum_id=2#45837904)



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Date: January 25th, 2023 11:11 AM
Author: Claret black woman giraffe

To be fair, if you try to kill yourself and fail, but manage to disable yourself, you will get to be incarcerated in a medical unit and may be paroled. So it’s not the worst thing in the world.

Prisons don’t want people with serious health conditions. Too much liability.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5277311&forum_id=2#45839236)



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Date: January 24th, 2023 11:49 PM
Author: Dashing Pit

https://twitter.com/druski/status/1616225970570268673

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5277311&forum_id=2#45837915)



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Date: January 24th, 2023 11:51 PM
Author: Razzmatazz depressive

These people aren't even sentient

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5277311&forum_id=2#45837920)



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Date: January 25th, 2023 10:38 AM
Author: Useless Vivacious Gunner



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5277311&forum_id=2#45839111)



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Date: January 25th, 2023 12:50 AM
Author: bespoke bright half-breed mad-dog skullcap

some people believe that committing suicide will lead you to hell

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5277311&forum_id=2#45838138)



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Date: January 25th, 2023 1:38 AM
Author: Scarlet demanding base laser beams

plot twist, it does!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5277311&forum_id=2#45838264)



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Date: January 25th, 2023 10:36 AM
Author: Chocolate Submissive Juggernaut

Tons of devout Catholic bros facing life in prison

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5277311&forum_id=2#45839104)



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Date: January 25th, 2023 11:01 AM
Author: Lavender violent abode boltzmann

Prison seems cr as long as ur not in a supermax

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5277311&forum_id=2#45839196)



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Date: January 25th, 2023 11:04 AM
Author: Chocolate Submissive Juggernaut

There's Supermax and then there's Supermax. Doesn't matter what you did on the outside if you behave yourself you get a TV. And you're in a private room so you control the TV. And you don't even have to order seamless, food just shows up.

This is better than being in biglaw.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5277311&forum_id=2#45839202)



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Date: January 25th, 2023 11:05 AM
Author: gunneratttt (gunneratttt)

because most people are scared of dying?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5277311&forum_id=2#45839211)



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Date: January 25th, 2023 11:05 AM
Author: Floppy center chad

they have no internal voice so they dont actually think abt it much

they also are usually niggas

low IQ's dont off self

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5277311&forum_id=2#45839212)



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Date: January 25th, 2023 11:09 AM
Author: internet-worthy irradiated cuckoldry mother

Prison is pretty decent if not Supermax. You can read books all day, watch PBS in black and white, and even get an MP3 player for music. You get an hour at the gym too and if you have money -- junk food and tuna fish. Its not much worse than a prole life on the outside. I'd be cool with a Madoff like life in prison.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5277311&forum_id=2#45839227)