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My net worth ITT. Please tell me I'm a faggot.

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Trip International Law Enforcement Agency Heaven
  02/07/23
I realize how I have my money allocated is retarded. Can som...
Trip International Law Enforcement Agency Heaven
  02/07/23
You should give all of your money to Israel.
provocative feces organic girlfriend
  02/07/23
pretty sure that's already happening with my taxes
Trip International Law Enforcement Agency Heaven
  02/07/23
so your $700k "investments" including "real e...
pale 180 main people
  02/07/23
yeah because a portion of that 700k is invested into a fund ...
Trip International Law Enforcement Agency Heaven
  02/07/23
nice work, faggot
Maize gaming laptop fanboi
  02/07/23
yeah but what do i need to improve on. i make sure my money ...
Trip International Law Enforcement Agency Heaven
  02/07/23
impressive that someone so retarded with asset allocation co...
Soul-stirring trailer park wagecucks
  02/07/23
that seems a little rude. while i agree that 2mil in cash is...
Trip International Law Enforcement Agency Heaven
  02/07/23
invest that shit, also dump crypto
Soul-stirring trailer park wagecucks
  02/07/23
I will NEVER dump crypto, you FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT
Trip International Law Enforcement Agency Heaven
  02/08/23
age? profession?
Coiffed lascivious dragon striped hyena
  02/07/23
yeah, the OP is missing some context for giving a rating
black son of senegal cruise ship
  02/07/23
38 years old. commercial real estate attorney is where m...
Trip International Law Enforcement Agency Heaven
  02/07/23
if ur working more than 2 hrs a day tops from home ur fuckin...
exhilarant brass base
  02/07/23
what a dumb, blanket statement to make
Trip International Law Enforcement Agency Heaven
  02/08/23
WRONG
exhilarant brass base
  02/08/23
at the very least, shift that cash to t-bills or a treasury ...
Bat-shit-crazy doctorate
  02/07/23
Am I going to be the first person to point out how dumb this...
gold philosopher-king ticket booth
  02/07/23
youre at minimum the third person to point out how dumb this...
Soul-stirring trailer park wagecucks
  02/07/23
I was referring specifically to the part where he had $2M in...
gold philosopher-king ticket booth
  02/07/23
hey man, fair enough. best way to get further into stock...
Trip International Law Enforcement Agency Heaven
  02/08/23
Gorgeous net worth.
disturbing pungent stain
  02/07/23
Important Update: need more opinions about my faggotry
Trip International Law Enforcement Agency Heaven
  02/08/23
nice humblebrag thread. imo you should be 100% in cash....
stirring station
  02/08/23
i'm a pumo, what the fuck am i humble bragging about, my poo...
Trip International Law Enforcement Agency Heaven
  02/08/23
You made this thread because you just want people to tell yo...
Judgmental Disgusting Rehab Persian
  02/08/23
i'm a pumo, what am i getting out of this? i genuinely wa...
Trip International Law Enforcement Agency Heaven
  02/09/23
I rate you as shitty flame.
Vigorous Regret
  02/08/23
not only am i not flame, i gave super accurate #s up above.
Trip International Law Enforcement Agency Heaven
  02/09/23
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Trip International Law Enforcement Agency Heaven
  02/09/23
I call flame. Or completely financially illiterate. Can&rs...
white arrogant half-breed
  02/09/23
I had 2 other properties that I sold at the height of the ma...
Trip International Law Enforcement Agency Heaven
  02/09/23


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Date: February 7th, 2023 9:28 AM
Author: Trip International Law Enforcement Agency Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5285694&forum_id=2#45898597)



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Date: February 7th, 2023 9:29 AM
Author: Trip International Law Enforcement Agency Heaven

I realize how I have my money allocated is retarded. Can someone help guide me?

I was going to hire a financial advisor but the 2 I spoke with suck penis. Still looking for someone worth what they want to charge.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5285694&forum_id=2#45898600)



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Date: February 7th, 2023 9:35 AM
Author: provocative feces organic girlfriend

You should give all of your money to Israel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5285694&forum_id=2#45898622)



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Date: February 7th, 2023 9:35 AM
Author: Trip International Law Enforcement Agency Heaven

pretty sure that's already happening with my taxes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5285694&forum_id=2#45898627)



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Date: February 7th, 2023 9:32 AM
Author: pale 180 main people

so your $700k "investments" including "real estate" are separate from your residence and investment condos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5285694&forum_id=2#45898609)



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Date: February 7th, 2023 9:34 AM
Author: Trip International Law Enforcement Agency Heaven

yeah because a portion of that 700k is invested into a fund that is buying or building large # of condos and town homes in a major city. so i have no active involvement. 18% preferred returns on that particular investment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5285694&forum_id=2#45898621)



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Date: February 7th, 2023 9:37 AM
Author: Maize gaming laptop fanboi

nice work, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5285694&forum_id=2#45898632)



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Date: February 7th, 2023 9:41 AM
Author: Trip International Law Enforcement Agency Heaven

yeah but what do i need to improve on. i make sure my money doesn't sit there making 0 but obviously having this much cash making 3.3-4% is dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5285694&forum_id=2#45898646)



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Date: February 7th, 2023 9:42 AM
Author: Soul-stirring trailer park wagecucks

impressive that someone so retarded with asset allocation could get so rich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5285694&forum_id=2#45898652)



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Date: February 7th, 2023 9:43 AM
Author: Trip International Law Enforcement Agency Heaven

that seems a little rude. while i agree that 2mil in cash is dumb, i've seen a LOT dumber shit being done by both friends, family, and board retards.

what do you suggest i do, friend?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5285694&forum_id=2#45898660)



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Date: February 7th, 2023 9:52 AM
Author: Soul-stirring trailer park wagecucks

invest that shit, also dump crypto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5285694&forum_id=2#45898691)



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Date: February 8th, 2023 7:54 PM
Author: Trip International Law Enforcement Agency Heaven

I will NEVER dump crypto, you FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5285694&forum_id=2#45907179)



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Date: February 7th, 2023 9:42 AM
Author: Coiffed lascivious dragon striped hyena

age? profession?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5285694&forum_id=2#45898653)



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Date: February 7th, 2023 9:42 AM
Author: black son of senegal cruise ship

yeah, the OP is missing some context for giving a rating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5285694&forum_id=2#45898654)



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Date: February 7th, 2023 9:46 AM
Author: Trip International Law Enforcement Agency Heaven

38 years old.

commercial real estate attorney is where most of my income comes from. wife has a decent job too that makes about 135k/year while only working 30 hours a week (and out of that 30 hours she really only works 15 or so actual hours).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5285694&forum_id=2#45898670)



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Date: February 7th, 2023 4:53 PM
Author: exhilarant brass base

if ur working more than 2 hrs a day tops from home ur fucking insane



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5285694&forum_id=2#45900827)



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Date: February 8th, 2023 7:56 PM
Author: Trip International Law Enforcement Agency Heaven

what a dumb, blanket statement to make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5285694&forum_id=2#45907184)



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Date: February 8th, 2023 8:08 PM
Author: exhilarant brass base

WRONG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5285694&forum_id=2#45907242)



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Date: February 7th, 2023 11:11 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy doctorate

at the very least, shift that cash to t-bills or a treasury money market fund. you'll get the fed funds rate minus a modest expense ratio (like 0.1% or less).

the fed funds rate was recently raised to 4.5%-4.75% so if you're earning less than that you're getting fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5285694&forum_id=2#45899063)



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Date: February 7th, 2023 12:48 PM
Author: gold philosopher-king ticket booth

Am I going to be the first person to point out how dumb this is?

Cash (making 3.3-4.5%): $2,050,000

Brokerage Accounts: $375,000

Crypto: $200,000

At the bare minimum, cash and brokerage should be reversed. Why the fuck do you have so much in cash and other money tied up in alternative investments with basically zero on the stock market? Stocks should be the bulk of your portfolio. Once you have a large stock portfolio, then you can go ahead and put a slice into crypto or "real estate funds" or some other alternative investments if you want. But stocks are easily the safest long term investment.

(And LJL if you think your real estate fund is going to yield 18% consistently. Warren Buffett has barely averaged 18% in his career, and the dude who runs your real estate fund is not Warren Buffett. This smells like a goy scam to me if they are promising outsize yields like that.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5285694&forum_id=2#45899578)



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Date: February 7th, 2023 12:56 PM
Author: Soul-stirring trailer park wagecucks

youre at minimum the third person to point out how dumb this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5285694&forum_id=2#45899621)



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Date: February 7th, 2023 4:50 PM
Author: gold philosopher-king ticket booth

I was referring specifically to the part where he had $2M in cash and only $300k in stocks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5285694&forum_id=2#45900817)



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Date: February 8th, 2023 7:58 PM
Author: Trip International Law Enforcement Agency Heaven

hey man, fair enough.

best way to get further into stocks? just VTI? VOO? BND? STY? VTSAX?

Best way to DCA my shit into one or more of the above?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5285694&forum_id=2#45907200)



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Date: February 7th, 2023 4:54 PM
Author: disturbing pungent stain

Gorgeous net worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5285694&forum_id=2#45900837)



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Date: February 8th, 2023 7:53 PM
Author: Trip International Law Enforcement Agency Heaven

Important Update: need more opinions about my faggotry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5285694&forum_id=2#45907169)



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Date: February 8th, 2023 7:55 PM
Author: stirring station

nice humblebrag thread.

imo you should be 100% in cash. all with the same bank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5285694&forum_id=2#45907180)



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Date: February 8th, 2023 7:59 PM
Author: Trip International Law Enforcement Agency Heaven

i'm a pumo, what the fuck am i humble bragging about, my poor friend?

my poor friend = my challenged slow-witted and dark skinned retard friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5285694&forum_id=2#45907205)



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Date: February 8th, 2023 8:30 PM
Author: Judgmental Disgusting Rehab Persian

You made this thread because you just want people to tell you directly or indirectly how rich you are. Kind of sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5285694&forum_id=2#45907348)



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Date: February 9th, 2023 9:34 AM
Author: Trip International Law Enforcement Agency Heaven

i'm a pumo, what am i getting out of this?

i genuinely want advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5285694&forum_id=2#45909521)



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Date: February 8th, 2023 8:31 PM
Author: Vigorous Regret

I rate you as shitty flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5285694&forum_id=2#45907351)



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Date: February 9th, 2023 9:35 AM
Author: Trip International Law Enforcement Agency Heaven

not only am i not flame, i gave super accurate #s up above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5285694&forum_id=2#45909523)



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Date: February 9th, 2023 10:54 AM
Author: Trip International Law Enforcement Agency Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5285694&forum_id=2#45909882)



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Date: February 9th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: white arrogant half-breed

I call flame. Or completely financially illiterate. Can’t see how a successful commercial RE atty can dump so much cash into illiquid investment and primary properties and not take advantage of historically low rates that lasted for 10 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5285694&forum_id=2#45910126)



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Date: February 9th, 2023 11:43 AM
Author: Trip International Law Enforcement Agency Heaven

I had 2 other properties that I sold at the height of the market.

You're probably right though in terms of me being financially illiterate when it comes to a lot of things. I can't stand resident property management though and have never liked the idea of paying someone to manage residential shit. every 4 seconds a microwave breaks or hvac goes out or whatever the fuck. it's just a hassle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5285694&forum_id=2#45910139)