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My net worth ITT. Please tell me I'm a faggot.
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Date: February 7th, 2023 9:28 AM Author: mahogany gunner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5285694&forum_id=2#45898597) |
Date: February 7th, 2023 9:29 AM Author: mahogany gunner I realize how I have my money allocated is retarded. Can someone help guide me?
I was going to hire a financial advisor but the 2 I spoke with suck penis. Still looking for someone worth what they want to charge. |
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Date: February 7th, 2023 9:35 AM Author: Stirring garnet center You should give all of your money to Israel. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5285694&forum_id=2#45898622) |
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Date: February 7th, 2023 9:35 AM Author: mahogany gunner pretty sure that's already happening with my taxes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5285694&forum_id=2#45898627) |
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Date: February 7th, 2023 9:32 AM Author: high-end selfie stage so your $700k "investments" including "real estate" are separate from your residence and investment condos? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5285694&forum_id=2#45898609) |
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Date: February 7th, 2023 9:34 AM Author: mahogany gunner yeah because a portion of that 700k is invested into a fund that is buying or building large # of condos and town homes in a major city. so i have no active involvement. 18% preferred returns on that particular investment. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5285694&forum_id=2#45898621) |
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Date: February 7th, 2023 9:37 AM Author: Exhilarant jet stead nice work, faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5285694&forum_id=2#45898632) |
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Date: February 7th, 2023 9:41 AM Author: mahogany gunner yeah but what do i need to improve on. i make sure my money doesn't sit there making 0 but obviously having this much cash making 3.3-4% is dumb (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5285694&forum_id=2#45898646) |
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Date: February 7th, 2023 9:42 AM Author: Kink-friendly crawly double fault university impressive that someone so retarded with asset allocation could get so rich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5285694&forum_id=2#45898652) |
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Date: February 7th, 2023 9:43 AM Author: mahogany gunner that seems a little rude. while i agree that 2mil in cash is dumb, i've seen a LOT dumber shit being done by both friends, family, and board retards.
what do you suggest i do, friend? |
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Date: February 7th, 2023 9:52 AM Author: Kink-friendly crawly double fault university invest that shit, also dump crypto (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5285694&forum_id=2#45898691) |
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Date: February 8th, 2023 7:54 PM Author: mahogany gunner I will NEVER dump crypto, you FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5285694&forum_id=2#45907179) |
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Date: February 7th, 2023 9:42 AM Author: aromatic giraffe age? profession? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5285694&forum_id=2#45898653) |
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Date: February 7th, 2023 9:42 AM Author: Wonderful clown yeah, the OP is missing some context for giving a rating (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5285694&forum_id=2#45898654) |
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Date: February 7th, 2023 9:46 AM Author: mahogany gunner 38 years old.
commercial real estate attorney is where most of my income comes from. wife has a decent job too that makes about 135k/year while only working 30 hours a week (and out of that 30 hours she really only works 15 or so actual hours). |
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Date: February 7th, 2023 4:53 PM Author: Ruddy Market if ur working more than 2 hrs a day tops from home ur fucking insane
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Date: February 8th, 2023 7:56 PM Author: mahogany gunner what a dumb, blanket statement to make (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5285694&forum_id=2#45907184) |
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Date: February 8th, 2023 8:08 PM Author: Ruddy Market WRONG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5285694&forum_id=2#45907242) |
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Date: February 7th, 2023 11:11 AM Author: spectacular national people who are hurt at the very least, shift that cash to t-bills or a treasury money market fund. you'll get the fed funds rate minus a modest expense ratio (like 0.1% or less).
the fed funds rate was recently raised to 4.5%-4.75% so if you're earning less than that you're getting fucked. |
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Date: February 7th, 2023 12:48 PM Author: hairraiser clear cumskin Am I going to be the first person to point out how dumb this is?
Cash (making 3.3-4.5%): $2,050,000
Brokerage Accounts: $375,000
Crypto: $200,000
At the bare minimum, cash and brokerage should be reversed. Why the fuck do you have so much in cash and other money tied up in alternative investments with basically zero on the stock market? Stocks should be the bulk of your portfolio. Once you have a large stock portfolio, then you can go ahead and put a slice into crypto or "real estate funds" or some other alternative investments if you want. But stocks are easily the safest long term investment.
(And LJL if you think your real estate fund is going to yield 18% consistently. Warren Buffett has barely averaged 18% in his career, and the dude who runs your real estate fund is not Warren Buffett. This smells like a goy scam to me if they are promising outsize yields like that.) |
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Date: February 7th, 2023 12:56 PM Author: Kink-friendly crawly double fault university youre at minimum the third person to point out how dumb this is (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5285694&forum_id=2#45899621) |
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Date: February 7th, 2023 4:50 PM Author: hairraiser clear cumskin I was referring specifically to the part where he had $2M in cash and only $300k in stocks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5285694&forum_id=2#45900817) |
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Date: February 8th, 2023 7:58 PM Author: mahogany gunner hey man, fair enough.
best way to get further into stocks? just VTI? VOO? BND? STY? VTSAX?
Best way to DCA my shit into one or more of the above? |
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Date: February 7th, 2023 4:54 PM Author: Histrionic Bearded New Version Gorgeous net worth. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5285694&forum_id=2#45900837) |
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Date: February 8th, 2023 7:53 PM Author: mahogany gunner Important Update: need more opinions about my faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5285694&forum_id=2#45907169) |
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Date: February 8th, 2023 7:55 PM Author: Diverse Plaza nice humblebrag thread.
imo you should be 100% in cash. all with the same bank. |
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Date: February 8th, 2023 7:59 PM Author: mahogany gunner i'm a pumo, what the fuck am i humble bragging about, my poor friend?
my poor friend = my challenged slow-witted and dark skinned retard friend |
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Date: February 8th, 2023 8:30 PM Author: frozen point You made this thread because you just want people to tell you directly or indirectly how rich you are. Kind of sad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5285694&forum_id=2#45907348) |
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Date: February 9th, 2023 9:34 AM Author: mahogany gunner i'm a pumo, what am i getting out of this?
i genuinely want advice |
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Date: February 8th, 2023 8:31 PM Author: Curious Business Firm Mad Cow Disease I rate you as shitty flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5285694&forum_id=2#45907351) |
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Date: February 9th, 2023 9:35 AM Author: mahogany gunner not only am i not flame, i gave super accurate #s up above. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5285694&forum_id=2#45909523) |
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Date: February 9th, 2023 10:54 AM Author: mahogany gunner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5285694&forum_id=2#45909882) |
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Date: February 9th, 2023 11:41 AM Author: Razzle parlor digit ratio I call flame. Or completely financially illiterate. Can’t see how a successful commercial RE atty can dump so much cash into illiquid investment and primary properties and not take advantage of historically low rates that lasted for 10 years. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5285694&forum_id=2#45910126) |
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Date: February 9th, 2023 11:43 AM Author: mahogany gunner I had 2 other properties that I sold at the height of the market.
You're probably right though in terms of me being financially illiterate when it comes to a lot of things. I can't stand resident property management though and have never liked the idea of paying someone to manage residential shit. every 4 seconds a microwave breaks or hvac goes out or whatever the fuck. it's just a hassle |