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My net worth ITT. Please tell me I'm a faggot.

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erotic private investor weed whacker
  02/07/23
I realize how I have my money allocated is retarded. Can som...
erotic private investor weed whacker
  02/07/23
You should give all of your money to Israel.
mind-boggling roast beef step-uncle's house
  02/07/23
pretty sure that's already happening with my taxes
erotic private investor weed whacker
  02/07/23
so your $700k "investments" including "real e...
Passionate skinny woman
  02/07/23
yeah because a portion of that 700k is invested into a fund ...
erotic private investor weed whacker
  02/07/23
nice work, faggot
glittery international law enforcement agency
  02/07/23
yeah but what do i need to improve on. i make sure my money ...
erotic private investor weed whacker
  02/07/23
impressive that someone so retarded with asset allocation co...
Azure arousing dilemma faggot firefighter
  02/07/23
that seems a little rude. while i agree that 2mil in cash is...
erotic private investor weed whacker
  02/07/23
invest that shit, also dump crypto
Azure arousing dilemma faggot firefighter
  02/07/23
I will NEVER dump crypto, you FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT
erotic private investor weed whacker
  02/08/23
age? profession?
Mewling splenetic area
  02/07/23
yeah, the OP is missing some context for giving a rating
mildly autistic crimson milk
  02/07/23
38 years old. commercial real estate attorney is where m...
erotic private investor weed whacker
  02/07/23
if ur working more than 2 hrs a day tops from home ur fuckin...
startling sex offender spot
  02/07/23
what a dumb, blanket statement to make
erotic private investor weed whacker
  02/08/23
WRONG
startling sex offender spot
  02/08/23
at the very least, shift that cash to t-bills or a treasury ...
Offensive Famous Landscape Painting
  02/07/23
Am I going to be the first person to point out how dumb this...
black site mother
  02/07/23
youre at minimum the third person to point out how dumb this...
Azure arousing dilemma faggot firefighter
  02/07/23
I was referring specifically to the part where he had $2M in...
black site mother
  02/07/23
hey man, fair enough. best way to get further into stock...
erotic private investor weed whacker
  02/08/23
Gorgeous net worth.
godawful chestnut therapy theater stage
  02/07/23
Important Update: need more opinions about my faggotry
erotic private investor weed whacker
  02/08/23
nice humblebrag thread. imo you should be 100% in cash....
federal pit antidepressant drug
  02/08/23
i'm a pumo, what the fuck am i humble bragging about, my poo...
erotic private investor weed whacker
  02/08/23
You made this thread because you just want people to tell yo...
Motley lay voyeur
  02/08/23
i'm a pumo, what am i getting out of this? i genuinely wa...
erotic private investor weed whacker
  02/09/23
I rate you as shitty flame.
laughsome onyx indian lodge
  02/08/23
not only am i not flame, i gave super accurate #s up above.
erotic private investor weed whacker
  02/09/23
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erotic private investor weed whacker
  02/09/23
I call flame. Or completely financially illiterate. Can&rs...
Coiffed crystalline bawdyhouse roommate
  02/09/23
I had 2 other properties that I sold at the height of the ma...
erotic private investor weed whacker
  02/09/23


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Date: February 7th, 2023 9:28 AM
Author: erotic private investor weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5285694&forum_id=2#45898597)



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Date: February 7th, 2023 9:29 AM
Author: erotic private investor weed whacker

I realize how I have my money allocated is retarded. Can someone help guide me?

I was going to hire a financial advisor but the 2 I spoke with suck penis. Still looking for someone worth what they want to charge.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5285694&forum_id=2#45898600)



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Date: February 7th, 2023 9:35 AM
Author: mind-boggling roast beef step-uncle's house

You should give all of your money to Israel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5285694&forum_id=2#45898622)



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Date: February 7th, 2023 9:35 AM
Author: erotic private investor weed whacker

pretty sure that's already happening with my taxes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5285694&forum_id=2#45898627)



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Date: February 7th, 2023 9:32 AM
Author: Passionate skinny woman

so your $700k "investments" including "real estate" are separate from your residence and investment condos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5285694&forum_id=2#45898609)



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Date: February 7th, 2023 9:34 AM
Author: erotic private investor weed whacker

yeah because a portion of that 700k is invested into a fund that is buying or building large # of condos and town homes in a major city. so i have no active involvement. 18% preferred returns on that particular investment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5285694&forum_id=2#45898621)



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Date: February 7th, 2023 9:37 AM
Author: glittery international law enforcement agency

nice work, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5285694&forum_id=2#45898632)



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Date: February 7th, 2023 9:41 AM
Author: erotic private investor weed whacker

yeah but what do i need to improve on. i make sure my money doesn't sit there making 0 but obviously having this much cash making 3.3-4% is dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5285694&forum_id=2#45898646)



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Date: February 7th, 2023 9:42 AM
Author: Azure arousing dilemma faggot firefighter

impressive that someone so retarded with asset allocation could get so rich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5285694&forum_id=2#45898652)



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Date: February 7th, 2023 9:43 AM
Author: erotic private investor weed whacker

that seems a little rude. while i agree that 2mil in cash is dumb, i've seen a LOT dumber shit being done by both friends, family, and board retards.

what do you suggest i do, friend?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5285694&forum_id=2#45898660)



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Date: February 7th, 2023 9:52 AM
Author: Azure arousing dilemma faggot firefighter

invest that shit, also dump crypto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5285694&forum_id=2#45898691)



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Date: February 8th, 2023 7:54 PM
Author: erotic private investor weed whacker

I will NEVER dump crypto, you FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5285694&forum_id=2#45907179)



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Date: February 7th, 2023 9:42 AM
Author: Mewling splenetic area

age? profession?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5285694&forum_id=2#45898653)



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Date: February 7th, 2023 9:42 AM
Author: mildly autistic crimson milk

yeah, the OP is missing some context for giving a rating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5285694&forum_id=2#45898654)



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Date: February 7th, 2023 9:46 AM
Author: erotic private investor weed whacker

38 years old.

commercial real estate attorney is where most of my income comes from. wife has a decent job too that makes about 135k/year while only working 30 hours a week (and out of that 30 hours she really only works 15 or so actual hours).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5285694&forum_id=2#45898670)



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Date: February 7th, 2023 4:53 PM
Author: startling sex offender spot

if ur working more than 2 hrs a day tops from home ur fucking insane



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5285694&forum_id=2#45900827)



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Date: February 8th, 2023 7:56 PM
Author: erotic private investor weed whacker

what a dumb, blanket statement to make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5285694&forum_id=2#45907184)



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Date: February 8th, 2023 8:08 PM
Author: startling sex offender spot

WRONG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5285694&forum_id=2#45907242)



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Date: February 7th, 2023 11:11 AM
Author: Offensive Famous Landscape Painting

at the very least, shift that cash to t-bills or a treasury money market fund. you'll get the fed funds rate minus a modest expense ratio (like 0.1% or less).

the fed funds rate was recently raised to 4.5%-4.75% so if you're earning less than that you're getting fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5285694&forum_id=2#45899063)



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Date: February 7th, 2023 12:48 PM
Author: black site mother

Am I going to be the first person to point out how dumb this is?

Cash (making 3.3-4.5%): $2,050,000

Brokerage Accounts: $375,000

Crypto: $200,000

At the bare minimum, cash and brokerage should be reversed. Why the fuck do you have so much in cash and other money tied up in alternative investments with basically zero on the stock market? Stocks should be the bulk of your portfolio. Once you have a large stock portfolio, then you can go ahead and put a slice into crypto or "real estate funds" or some other alternative investments if you want. But stocks are easily the safest long term investment.

(And LJL if you think your real estate fund is going to yield 18% consistently. Warren Buffett has barely averaged 18% in his career, and the dude who runs your real estate fund is not Warren Buffett. This smells like a goy scam to me if they are promising outsize yields like that.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5285694&forum_id=2#45899578)



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Date: February 7th, 2023 12:56 PM
Author: Azure arousing dilemma faggot firefighter

youre at minimum the third person to point out how dumb this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5285694&forum_id=2#45899621)



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Date: February 7th, 2023 4:50 PM
Author: black site mother

I was referring specifically to the part where he had $2M in cash and only $300k in stocks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5285694&forum_id=2#45900817)



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Date: February 8th, 2023 7:58 PM
Author: erotic private investor weed whacker

hey man, fair enough.

best way to get further into stocks? just VTI? VOO? BND? STY? VTSAX?

Best way to DCA my shit into one or more of the above?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5285694&forum_id=2#45907200)



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Date: February 7th, 2023 4:54 PM
Author: godawful chestnut therapy theater stage

Gorgeous net worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5285694&forum_id=2#45900837)



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Date: February 8th, 2023 7:53 PM
Author: erotic private investor weed whacker

Important Update: need more opinions about my faggotry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5285694&forum_id=2#45907169)



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Date: February 8th, 2023 7:55 PM
Author: federal pit antidepressant drug

nice humblebrag thread.

imo you should be 100% in cash. all with the same bank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5285694&forum_id=2#45907180)



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Date: February 8th, 2023 7:59 PM
Author: erotic private investor weed whacker

i'm a pumo, what the fuck am i humble bragging about, my poor friend?

my poor friend = my challenged slow-witted and dark skinned retard friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5285694&forum_id=2#45907205)



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Date: February 8th, 2023 8:30 PM
Author: Motley lay voyeur

You made this thread because you just want people to tell you directly or indirectly how rich you are. Kind of sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5285694&forum_id=2#45907348)



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Date: February 9th, 2023 9:34 AM
Author: erotic private investor weed whacker

i'm a pumo, what am i getting out of this?

i genuinely want advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5285694&forum_id=2#45909521)



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Date: February 8th, 2023 8:31 PM
Author: laughsome onyx indian lodge

I rate you as shitty flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5285694&forum_id=2#45907351)



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Date: February 9th, 2023 9:35 AM
Author: erotic private investor weed whacker

not only am i not flame, i gave super accurate #s up above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5285694&forum_id=2#45909523)



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Date: February 9th, 2023 10:54 AM
Author: erotic private investor weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5285694&forum_id=2#45909882)



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Date: February 9th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: Coiffed crystalline bawdyhouse roommate

I call flame. Or completely financially illiterate. Can’t see how a successful commercial RE atty can dump so much cash into illiquid investment and primary properties and not take advantage of historically low rates that lasted for 10 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5285694&forum_id=2#45910126)



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Date: February 9th, 2023 11:43 AM
Author: erotic private investor weed whacker

I had 2 other properties that I sold at the height of the market.

You're probably right though in terms of me being financially illiterate when it comes to a lot of things. I can't stand resident property management though and have never liked the idea of paying someone to manage residential shit. every 4 seconds a microwave breaks or hvac goes out or whatever the fuck. it's just a hassle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5285694&forum_id=2#45910139)