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I have some new details about the spaceporn bar spaghetti incident

I spoke with the waitress and someone else who was there whe...
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shimmering market queen of the night
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Jfc
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  04/08/23
To be fair, I can confirm.
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Motley french gas station potus
  11/14/24
Pedos often become convinced they are never going to get cau...
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  04/09/23
sure bud
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  04/08/23
This is so fucked up.
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Vigorous karate
  04/09/23
Hand in the proverbial cookie jar
Pumonymous
  04/08/23
This is FALSE. I was actually there. SP had SP jr. bent ove...
animeboi
  04/08/23
brave of you to poast this
indecent thirsty theater stage
  04/09/23
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Motley french gas station potus
  04/09/23
Extremely inspiring poast thanks
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  04/12/23
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bronze sanctuary internal respiration
  03/10/24
TWIST: Bill and Walt are representing the waitress.
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exciting tattoo
  04/08/23
Big if true
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  04/08/23
So are you actually there in person moonlighting as a privat...
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  04/08/23
The aforementioned conversations were in person, that’...
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Vigorous karate
  04/09/23
Tick tock spaceporn
Free-loading Supple Nursing Home
  04/09/23
Tic Tock for you going back to prison I assume.
Comical Swollen Orchestra Pit
  04/09/23
You’re fucked pal
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  04/09/23
Jesus.
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Jesus ain’t touching this one
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Bright Legal Warrant
  04/12/23
Op here, only news to report is that our pal SP is going to ...
Useless glittery stain theatre
  05/01/23
When was the last time you had sex with a biological female?...
Comical Swollen Orchestra Pit
  05/01/23
couple weeks ago. you?
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spectacular haunted graveyard
  05/10/23
wait, so sp actually is a chimo? i thought that was just lik...
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new here?
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shimmering market queen of the night
  08/15/23
based on what i know (admittedly little - even though i poas...
Disrespectful Hairraiser Striped Hyena
  05/10/23
Just don't talk about me, pedophile.
Comical Swollen Orchestra Pit
  05/10/23
I can confirm.
spectacular haunted graveyard
  05/10/23
throwaway?
Disrespectful Hairraiser Striped Hyena
  05/10/23
I can't say more.
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  05/10/23
i want to send you sexy messages and gay porn
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  05/10/23
yeah, i figured the person everyone says sp in can't really ...
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  05/10/23
new poaster, first day?
the White jensen huang
  05/10/23
like i said, i'm aware of the sp fucks his son origin story,...
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This entire SP thing is bizarre. What's this restaurant sto...
Bespoke self-centered principal's office
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SP took his son out for bar spaghetti and the waitress thoug...
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imagine you know nothing about this board and you read this ...
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  05/10/23
this board is like a schizophrenic AI
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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:52 PM
Author: Useless glittery stain theatre

I spoke with the waitress and someone else who was there when it happened

SP had his hand all the way in the kid’s pants and was fondling his genitals. Kid was clearly in distress.

Waitress asked what he was doing when she came to bring SP another beer and SP had a panicked flipout like he was surprised anyone would notice.

Waitress did end up getting fired unfortunately but is considering suing either the restaurant or SP.

That’s all i know but am going to ask around a bit more

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46161253)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: Microsoft Product Anomalies



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46161283)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:01 PM
Author: shimmering market queen of the night



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46161287)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: the White jensen huang

Jfc

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46161289)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone vengeful senate bbw

To be fair,

I can confirm.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46161292)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Motley french gas station potus



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#48337327)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:56 PM
Author: Nudist clown chad

Pedos often become convinced they are never going to get caught and so become very brazen

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46161459)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: shimmering market queen of the night



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46161511)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: Bearded water buffalo den



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46164478)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:37 PM
Author: Motley french gas station potus



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46164596)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:54 PM
Author: Bistre Bateful Stage

sure bud

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46161904)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:55 PM
Author: Slap-happy charcoal forum turdskin



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46161906)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:59 PM
Author: spectacular haunted graveyard

This is so fucked up.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46161920)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 12:18 PM
Author: Vigorous karate



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46163996)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:59 PM
Author: Pumonymous

Hand in the proverbial cookie jar

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46161921)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:04 PM
Author: animeboi (.)

This is FALSE. I was actually there. SP had SP jr. bent over the table pounding his ricehole. SP then pulled out and started to pee on SP jr while shouting 'HOUSE ON FIRE! HOUSE ON FIRE! PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!'. It was a very lib bar so they were nervous about interfering since they did not want to come off as homophobic. The waitress was very brave for offering SP jr a towel.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46161937)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:04 PM
Author: indecent thirsty theater stage

brave of you to poast this

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46164507)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Motley french gas station potus



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46164592)



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Date: April 12th, 2023 5:42 PM
Author: Talking razzmatazz rigpig

Extremely inspiring poast thanks

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46177424)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 3:36 PM
Author: bronze sanctuary internal respiration



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#47481014)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:15 PM
Author: Bright Legal Warrant

TWIST: Bill and Walt are representing the waitress.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46161964)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:15 PM
Author: exciting tattoo



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46162120)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:13 PM
Author: Pearly Goyim Plaza

Big if true

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46162116)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:14 PM
Author: bronze sanctuary internal respiration

So are you actually there in person moonlighting as a private investigator? Or doing this all over zoom?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46162119)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author: Useless glittery stain theatre

The aforementioned conversations were in person, that’s all I really want to say in that area atm

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46162123)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 12:18 PM
Author: Vigorous karate



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46163994)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 2:47 PM
Author: Free-loading Supple Nursing Home

Tick tock spaceporn

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46164444)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:10 PM
Author: Comical Swollen Orchestra Pit

Tic Tock for you going back to prison I assume.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46164523)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: Free-loading Supple Nursing Home

You’re fucked pal

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46164558)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:29 PM
Author: Comical Swollen Orchestra Pit

I’m doing great 👍

You are so fucked it’s just pathetic.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46164572)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Motley french gas station potus



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46164594)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:37 PM
Author: Coral Codepig Field

Jesus.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46164599)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 5:51 PM
Author: spruce hell nowag

Jesus ain’t touching this one

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46168892)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 11:14 PM
Author: Costumed really tough guy associate



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46170246)



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Date: April 12th, 2023 5:39 PM
Author: Bright Legal Warrant



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46177413)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:30 PM
Author: Useless glittery stain theatre

Op here, only news to report is that our pal SP is going to GREAT lengths to try to ensure this never blows back on him.

Like, crazy person stuff.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46259432)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:36 PM
Author: Comical Swollen Orchestra Pit

When was the last time you had sex with a biological female?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46259465)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:47 PM
Author: Useless glittery stain theatre

couple weeks ago. you?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46259508)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:05 AM
Author: Useless glittery stain theatre



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46293312)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:06 AM
Author: spectacular haunted graveyard



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46293314)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:14 AM
Author: Drab address antidepressant drug

wait, so sp actually is a chimo? i thought that was just like a board joke because he worded things poorly

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46293337)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:16 AM
Author: Lavender roommate shitlib

new here?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46293345)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 11:57 AM
Author: shimmering market queen of the night



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46671965)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:20 AM
Author: Disrespectful Hairraiser Striped Hyena

based on what i know (admittedly little - even though i poast quite a lot i don't retain very much info about poasters/drama because i truly come here only to say irreverent stuff and read what other people say), SP had a schtick a few years back where he got stoned and said "wacky" stuff. he is obviously awkward so him trying to be a chill breh is inevitably going to come off weird and unnatural. i distinctly remember one poast where he the title was something like "my four year old has a bigger dick than me bros" and like you say, there was a lot of poorly worded stuff in his poasts. i don't remember the basis for the playroom hotdog meme, but whatever it was it cannot have sounded good. i highly doubt he is actually a pedo, but to be honest none of us really KNOWS each other so can we say? anything is possible, but i don't think it's true.

but i can say this - he hasn't done himself any favors here (unless he is trolling and inviting the abuse).

the big question for me is whether the bar spaghetti thing actually happened or whether he is just baiting people. if it happened, why the fuck would he talk about it here? he knows what the result would be. and if it did happen, i really don't know what to think. that is certainly suspicious as fuck if you're being accused of a server of doing something inappropriate with a child. has anyone ever had that happen to them? the most charitable thing i can say about that is maybe the waitress said something innocuous like "why the hell are you in the bar with a little kid" and SP, because he is unhinged and has a short fuse, just went bonkers and took it to be an accusation of pedo activity. i dunno.

someone (i think Mase?) the other day says that as of february the real SP was poasting here. not sure how he knows that. but i legit thought that SP was an imposter going back to january because the spaghetti incident is just borderline unreal.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46293361)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:31 AM
Author: Comical Swollen Orchestra Pit

Just don't talk about me, pedophile.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46293390)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:32 AM
Author: spectacular haunted graveyard

I can confirm.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46293396)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:33 AM
Author: Disrespectful Hairraiser Striped Hyena

throwaway?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46293399)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: spectacular haunted graveyard

I can't say more.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46293406)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:36 AM
Author: Disrespectful Hairraiser Striped Hyena

i want to send you sexy messages and gay porn

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46293414)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: spectacular haunted graveyard



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46293417)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:16 PM
Author: Drab address antidepressant drug

yeah, i figured the person everyone says sp in can't really be him because no sane person would do / say the shit he says constantly on here, making crazy ass threads and stirring things up with people for no reason.

if that restaurant thing is true, that's a solid where there's smoke there's fire situation because i can't envision a circumstance where a server would call out a customer over their kid.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46294280)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:17 PM
Author: the White jensen huang

new poaster, first day?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46294284)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:21 PM
Author: Drab address antidepressant drug

like i said, i'm aware of the sp fucks his son origin story, but it's really hard for me to square someone with their identity so wildly known taking so much time out of his day to do and say the wacky stuff i see on here.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46294300)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:23 PM
Author: Bespoke self-centered principal's office

This entire SP thing is bizarre. What's this restaurant story? Can you link the original poast?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46294309)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:24 PM
Author: animeboi (.)

SP took his son out for bar spaghetti and the waitress thought he had kidnapped and raped his son. He complained to the manager and they gave him a free dinner.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46294319)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: Disrespectful Hairraiser Striped Hyena

imagine you know nothing about this board and you read this description of what happened

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46295133)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 6:45 PM
Author: Bespoke self-centered principal's office

this board is like a schizophrenic AI

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46295823)



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Date: November 20th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Costumed really tough guy associate

Origin of playroom hotdog meme was sp posting “little fucker begged for a playroom hotdog and now he won’t eat it.”

shitmodded of course, draw your own conclusions

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#48360620)



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Date: June 17th, 2023 11:11 AM
Author: multi-colored national trump supporter



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46438170)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 11:55 AM
Author: Costumed really tough guy associate



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46671961)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 2:26 PM
Author: topaz brunch psychic

Call me old fashioned but I think this is sick and SP needs to be stopped. Poor kid.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46672800)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 11:20 PM
Author: Honey-headed windowlicker



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46862311)



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Date: November 1st, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: Disrespectful Hairraiser Striped Hyena



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#47008653)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 3:33 PM
Author: Trip turquoise kitchen brethren



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#47481002)



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 4:57 PM
Author: animeboi (.)

.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#47548999)



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 6:38 PM
Author: multi-colored national trump supporter



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#47549388)



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Date: April 14th, 2024 5:27 PM
Author: nighttime doobsian lay



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#47582887)



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Date: May 24th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: Slap-happy charcoal forum turdskin



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#47689632)



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Date: May 24th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: Light twinkling uncleanness

Your kids will be dancing on those bars if you don’t quit molesting them.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#47689636)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Vivacious Dragon Dog Poop



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#48337324)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Motley french gas station potus



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#48337325)



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Date: November 20th, 2024 1:42 PM
Author: animeboi (.)

.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#48360611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Emerald Giraffe Cruise Ship



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#49706376)



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Date: July 27th, 2026 5:20 PM
Author: exciting tattoo



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#50027748)