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I have some new details about the spaceporn bar spaghetti incident

I spoke with the waitress and someone else who was there whe...
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To be fair, I can confirm.
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Hand in the proverbial cookie jar
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This is FALSE. I was actually there. SP had SP jr. bent ove...
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brave of you to poast this
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Extremely inspiring poast thanks
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TWIST: Bill and Walt are representing the waitress.
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Big if true
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The aforementioned conversations were in person, that’...
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Tick tock spaceporn
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Tic Tock for you going back to prison I assume.
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Jesus ain’t touching this one
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Op here, only news to report is that our pal SP is going to ...
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When was the last time you had sex with a biological female?...
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couple weeks ago. you?
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new here?
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based on what i know (admittedly little - even though i poas...
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Just don't talk about me, pedophile.
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I can confirm.
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throwaway?
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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:52 PM
Author: Jade trip telephone rigor

I spoke with the waitress and someone else who was there when it happened

SP had his hand all the way in the kid’s pants and was fondling his genitals. Kid was clearly in distress.

Waitress asked what he was doing when she came to bring SP another beer and SP had a panicked flipout like he was surprised anyone would notice.

Waitress did end up getting fired unfortunately but is considering suing either the restaurant or SP.

That’s all i know but am going to ask around a bit more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46161253)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: Snowy low-t scourge upon the earth chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46161283)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:01 PM
Author: dull wonderful kitty cat useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46161287)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: chartreuse set

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46161289)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: spectacular rough-skinned juggernaut home

To be fair,

I can confirm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46161292)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: mildly autistic nudist haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#48337327)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:56 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Embarrassed To The Bone University

Pedos often become convinced they are never going to get caught and so become very brazen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46161459)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: dull wonderful kitty cat useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46161511)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: drunken provocative kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46164478)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:37 PM
Author: mildly autistic nudist haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46164596)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:54 PM
Author: Fighting library

sure bud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46161904)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:55 PM
Author: Carnelian Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46161906)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:59 PM
Author: Ruddy police squad stage

This is so fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46161920)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 12:18 PM
Author: maroon pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46163996)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:59 PM
Author: seedy contagious sweet tailpipe indian lodge

Hand in the proverbial cookie jar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46161921)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:04 PM
Author: nofapping den

This is FALSE. I was actually there. SP had SP jr. bent over the table pounding his ricehole. SP then pulled out and started to pee on SP jr while shouting 'HOUSE ON FIRE! HOUSE ON FIRE! PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!'. It was a very lib bar so they were nervous about interfering since they did not want to come off as homophobic. The waitress was very brave for offering SP jr a towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46161937)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:04 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Blue Shitlib

brave of you to poast this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46164507)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: mildly autistic nudist haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46164592)



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Date: April 12th, 2023 5:42 PM
Author: Motley overrated office

Extremely inspiring poast thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46177424)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 3:36 PM
Author: Marvelous bipolar locale private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#47481014)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:15 PM
Author: Iridescent Magical Mental Disorder Forum

TWIST: Bill and Walt are representing the waitress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46161964)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:15 PM
Author: Magenta haunting water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46162120)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:13 PM
Author: gay house-broken feces

Big if true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46162116)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:14 PM
Author: Marvelous bipolar locale private investor

So are you actually there in person moonlighting as a private investigator? Or doing this all over zoom?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46162119)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author: Jade trip telephone rigor

The aforementioned conversations were in person, that’s all I really want to say in that area atm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46162123)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 12:18 PM
Author: maroon pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46163994)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 2:47 PM
Author: submissive resort roommate

Tick tock spaceporn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46164444)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:10 PM
Author: Laughsome casino

Tic Tock for you going back to prison I assume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46164523)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: submissive resort roommate

You’re fucked pal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46164558)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:29 PM
Author: Laughsome casino

I’m doing great 👍

You are so fucked it’s just pathetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46164572)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: mildly autistic nudist haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46164594)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:37 PM
Author: Adulterous Narrow-minded Candlestick Maker

Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46164599)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 5:51 PM
Author: vibrant locus

Jesus ain’t touching this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46168892)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 11:14 PM
Author: electric gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46170246)



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Date: April 12th, 2023 5:39 PM
Author: Iridescent Magical Mental Disorder Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46177413)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:30 PM
Author: Jade trip telephone rigor

Op here, only news to report is that our pal SP is going to GREAT lengths to try to ensure this never blows back on him.

Like, crazy person stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46259432)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:36 PM
Author: Laughsome casino

When was the last time you had sex with a biological female?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46259465)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:47 PM
Author: Jade trip telephone rigor

couple weeks ago. you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46259508)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:05 AM
Author: Jade trip telephone rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46293312)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:06 AM
Author: Ruddy police squad stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46293314)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:14 AM
Author: racy theater stage

wait, so sp actually is a chimo? i thought that was just like a board joke because he worded things poorly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46293337)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:16 AM
Author: up-to-no-good hissy fit point

new here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46293345)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 11:57 AM
Author: dull wonderful kitty cat useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46671965)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:20 AM
Author: Learning disabled laser beams

based on what i know (admittedly little - even though i poast quite a lot i don't retain very much info about poasters/drama because i truly come here only to say irreverent stuff and read what other people say), SP had a schtick a few years back where he got stoned and said "wacky" stuff. he is obviously awkward so him trying to be a chill breh is inevitably going to come off weird and unnatural. i distinctly remember one poast where he the title was something like "my four year old has a bigger dick than me bros" and like you say, there was a lot of poorly worded stuff in his poasts. i don't remember the basis for the playroom hotdog meme, but whatever it was it cannot have sounded good. i highly doubt he is actually a pedo, but to be honest none of us really KNOWS each other so can we say? anything is possible, but i don't think it's true.

but i can say this - he hasn't done himself any favors here (unless he is trolling and inviting the abuse).

the big question for me is whether the bar spaghetti thing actually happened or whether he is just baiting people. if it happened, why the fuck would he talk about it here? he knows what the result would be. and if it did happen, i really don't know what to think. that is certainly suspicious as fuck if you're being accused of a server of doing something inappropriate with a child. has anyone ever had that happen to them? the most charitable thing i can say about that is maybe the waitress said something innocuous like "why the hell are you in the bar with a little kid" and SP, because he is unhinged and has a short fuse, just went bonkers and took it to be an accusation of pedo activity. i dunno.

someone (i think Mase?) the other day says that as of february the real SP was poasting here. not sure how he knows that. but i legit thought that SP was an imposter going back to january because the spaghetti incident is just borderline unreal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46293361)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:31 AM
Author: Laughsome casino

Just don't talk about me, pedophile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46293390)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:32 AM
Author: Ruddy police squad stage

I can confirm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46293396)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:33 AM
Author: Learning disabled laser beams

throwaway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46293399)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: Ruddy police squad stage

I can't say more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46293406)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:36 AM
Author: Learning disabled laser beams

i want to send you sexy messages and gay porn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46293414)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: Ruddy police squad stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46293417)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:16 PM
Author: racy theater stage

yeah, i figured the person everyone says sp in can't really be him because no sane person would do / say the shit he says constantly on here, making crazy ass threads and stirring things up with people for no reason.

if that restaurant thing is true, that's a solid where there's smoke there's fire situation because i can't envision a circumstance where a server would call out a customer over their kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46294280)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:17 PM
Author: chartreuse set

new poaster, first day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46294284)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:21 PM
Author: racy theater stage

like i said, i'm aware of the sp fucks his son origin story, but it's really hard for me to square someone with their identity so wildly known taking so much time out of his day to do and say the wacky stuff i see on here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46294300)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:23 PM
Author: mewling stag film patrolman

This entire SP thing is bizarre. What's this restaurant story? Can you link the original poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46294309)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:24 PM
Author: nofapping den

SP took his son out for bar spaghetti and the waitress thought he had kidnapped and raped his son. He complained to the manager and they gave him a free dinner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46294319)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: Learning disabled laser beams

imagine you know nothing about this board and you read this description of what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46295133)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 6:45 PM
Author: mewling stag film patrolman

this board is like a schizophrenic AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46295823)



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Date: November 20th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: electric gaming laptop

Origin of playroom hotdog meme was sp posting “little fucker begged for a playroom hotdog and now he won’t eat it.”

shitmodded of course, draw your own conclusions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#48360620)



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Date: June 17th, 2023 11:11 AM
Author: emerald galvanic institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46438170)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 11:55 AM
Author: electric gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46671961)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 2:26 PM
Author: Boyish hominid hairy legs

Call me old fashioned but I think this is sick and SP needs to be stopped. Poor kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46672800)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 11:20 PM
Author: Cordovan church building mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#46862311)



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Date: November 1st, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: Learning disabled laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#47008653)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 3:33 PM
Author: Indigo big-titted meetinghouse dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#47481002)



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 4:57 PM
Author: nofapping den

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#47548999)



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 6:38 PM
Author: emerald galvanic institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#47549388)



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Date: April 14th, 2024 5:27 PM
Author: vivacious slimy pistol fat ankles



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Date: May 24th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: Carnelian Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#47689632)



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Date: May 24th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: floppy awkward trailer park athletic conference

Your kids will be dancing on those bars if you don’t quit molesting them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#47689636)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Cowardly aqua shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#48337324)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: mildly autistic nudist haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#48337325)



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Date: November 20th, 2024 1:42 PM
Author: nofapping den

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2#48360611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: ""''"'''"'



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