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going on an apple picking date with a corporate career woman tomorrow (lex)

meeting from an app. this will be the first real date i&rsqu...
Titillating Spot Haunted Graveyard
  09/21/24
I thought your mom was into chicks
floppy fat ankles brethren
  09/21/24
i have a bunch of moms and a dad
Titillating Spot Haunted Graveyard
  09/21/24
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Ultramarine cuckoldry senate
  09/21/24
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floppy fat ankles brethren
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ungodly rose field
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Hyperventilating azn home
  09/22/24
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razzle-dazzle keepsake machete mental disorder
  09/25/24
ngl apple picking sounds like such a faggy date i knew it wa...
Black really tough guy
  09/21/24
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silver gay wizard
  09/21/24
gunner is way too alpha for this
Titillating Spot Haunted Graveyard
  09/21/24
i love apple picking and wholesome fall bullshit. going to p...
Amethyst razzle cuck
  09/22/24
be sure to bring a couple trannies u bizarre fag
Histrionic bespoke queen of the night
  09/22/24
i forgot how faggy you are too when you're dating. i hope we...
Titillating Spot Haunted Graveyard
  09/22/24
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Amethyst razzle cuck
  09/23/24
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stirring parlor mediation
  09/21/24
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Slap-happy Business Firm Son Of Senegal
  09/21/24
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  09/21/24
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salmon motley location
  09/21/24
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chocolate passionate pistol address
  09/21/24
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floppy fat ankles brethren
  09/22/24
It says lex in the title so I knew it was going to be lex
outnumbered stage
  09/22/24
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Comical Cerise Fanboi Crackhouse
  09/22/24
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Orange marvelous international law enforcement agency faggotry
  09/22/24
It is a classic forced meme faggotry.
Splenetic pink trump supporter
  09/22/24
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Pea-brained coldplay fan main people
  09/22/24
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Hyperventilating azn home
  09/22/24
top shelf content
Lime adventurous multi-billionaire library
  09/21/24
lex beginning new storylines ahead of MPM
silver gay wizard
  09/21/24
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJckZKUiIi4
Hairraiser Hairless Dilemma
  09/21/24
Actual lol, ty
silver gay wizard
  09/21/24
"lex, have you heard of boolberry?"
Painfully honest mustard knife
  09/21/24
...
silver gay wizard
  09/21/24
could be interesting to get to know her. if she likes you, i...
Ultramarine cuckoldry senate
  09/21/24
yeah, this is more or less my calculus (but better put, tyft...
Titillating Spot Haunted Graveyard
  09/21/24
i love this website
Lime adventurous multi-billionaire library
  09/21/24
Are you a genius? I don't belong among you guys.
Fighting public bath
  09/21/24
...
stimulating greedy gaming laptop
  09/21/24
Lol
green ratface
  09/21/24
corporate talk from women over text is one of the least attr...
translucent feces
  09/21/24
*emails you performance improvement plan after first night o...
Amethyst razzle cuck
  09/22/24
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silver gay wizard
  09/22/24
Good luck man
180 ruby rehab pervert
  09/21/24
thank friend
Titillating Spot Haunted Graveyard
  09/21/24
Good luck Just think about how much you want to rape her...
stirring parlor mediation
  09/21/24
i was going to use apple picking to emphasize my height (onl...
Titillating Spot Haunted Graveyard
  09/21/24
good luck, glad you're off the gay and trans shit for the mo...
vivacious tan locus kitty cat
  09/21/24
...
Lime adventurous multi-billionaire library
  09/21/24
Tbf this sounds gayer than male and trans sex
Self-centered depressive base
  09/21/24
reading an article written by lex would be one of the most f...
Lime adventurous multi-billionaire library
  09/21/24
Pic?
multi-colored potus
  09/21/24
nffi, not going to get barzini’d by you jerks
Titillating Spot Haunted Graveyard
  09/21/24
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contagious associate volcanic crater
  09/21/24
1-8-0
stimulating greedy gaming laptop
  09/21/24
You need to robust a load in her face
hyperactive digit ratio
  09/21/24
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Comical Cerise Fanboi Crackhouse
  09/21/24
leave lex alone, at least its (presumably) a cis woman. We s...
silver gay wizard
  09/21/24
I will be shocked if she’s not cis. Plus I already did...
Titillating Spot Haunted Graveyard
  09/21/24
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Amethyst razzle cuck
  09/22/24
“ I asked business dad over the phone if these words m...
sapphire tattoo
  09/21/24
"cutesey small town stuff" is where meth townies h...
exciting turdskin
  09/21/24
so... should be a good time?
Titillating Spot Haunted Graveyard
  09/21/24
we're all gay
exciting turdskin
  09/21/24
without outing yourself what kind of town do you live in whe...
Gay diverse windowlicker
  09/21/24
There are places like this throughout the entirety of the Un...
ungodly rose field
  09/21/24
She got an mba from community college and is a shift manager...
Soul-stirring institution legal warrant
  09/22/24
DESCRIBE cans and panties
White antidepressant drug
  09/21/24
>MBA texter SKIP
Rusted vigorous plaza
  09/22/24
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Splenetic pink trump supporter
  09/22/24
this is the gayest fucking thing i've ever read about dating...
Pea-brained coldplay fan main people
  09/22/24
...
silver gay wizard
  09/22/24
And it's 180
stirring parlor mediation
  09/22/24
Yup. Its simultaneously the most retarded dating post Ive se...
silver gay wizard
  09/22/24
...
Pea-brained coldplay fan main people
  09/22/24
very gay to go on a date bro. your internet friends do not a...
nofapping transparent gaping
  09/22/24
UPDATE i'm not sure what i expected, but it wasn't that. ap...
Titillating Spot Haunted Graveyard
  09/22/24
FizzKidd, shaking, slamming her MacBook shut.
mahogany lay quadroon
  09/22/24
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Titillating Spot Haunted Graveyard
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beady-eyed forum cuckold
  09/22/24
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ungodly rose field
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Amethyst razzle cuck
  09/23/24
It's an ASUS ROG, actually
demanding indigo theater stage famous landscape painting
  09/23/24
Sounds like you really needed that. Don't close the door on ...
180 ruby rehab pervert
  09/22/24
fair enough on keeping an open mind on children, but ty for ...
Titillating Spot Haunted Graveyard
  09/22/24
see my notes below--I think you could do better for yourself...
Pea-brained coldplay fan main people
  09/23/24
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vivacious tan locus kitty cat
  09/23/24
how did you meet her, friend
Lime adventurous multi-billionaire library
  09/22/24
thanks for the content. good for you getting out there and ...
contagious associate volcanic crater
  09/22/24
lol f*cking Wish.com blind girl saga
chocolate passionate pistol address
  09/22/24
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beady-eyed forum cuckold
  09/22/24
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exciting turdskin
  09/22/24
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Comical Cerise Fanboi Crackhouse
  09/22/24
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silver gay wizard
  09/22/24
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salmon motley location
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Hyperventilating azn home
  09/22/24
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ungodly rose field
  09/22/24
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Pea-brained coldplay fan main people
  09/23/24
You have to inspire some kind of sexual attraction man Yo...
stirring parlor mediation
  09/22/24
this is correct advice
contagious associate volcanic crater
  09/22/24
Agree. Otherwise he will get friendzone pwnd
silver gay wizard
  09/22/24
i might've fucked up already then. ah well. nothing to do bu...
Titillating Spot Haunted Graveyard
  09/22/24
...
beady-eyed forum cuckold
  09/22/24
you didnt necessarily fuck it up, but on next date, you shou...
silver gay wizard
  09/22/24
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Amethyst razzle cuck
  09/23/24
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Pea-brained coldplay fan main people
  09/23/24
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vivacious tan locus kitty cat
  09/23/24
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Pea-brained coldplay fan main people
  09/23/24
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beady-eyed forum cuckold
  09/22/24
lex should 100% celebrate this victory but taking time to hi...
Lime adventurous multi-billionaire library
  09/22/24
...
beady-eyed forum cuckold
  09/22/24
nothing more important than faggy hobbies
Lime adventurous multi-billionaire library
  09/22/24
...
Pea-brained coldplay fan main people
  09/23/24
This is absolutely credited advice. Lets see if he listens t...
silver gay wizard
  09/22/24
i disagree with most of this and am structurally incapable o...
Titillating Spot Haunted Graveyard
  09/22/24
...
beady-eyed forum cuckold
  09/22/24
There was nothing in that post to disagree with imo
kink-friendly galvanic stead
  09/22/24
maybe i'm just autistic (or done here with women), but i hav...
Titillating Spot Haunted Graveyard
  09/22/24
yeah, women are 180. misogynists will tell you're they're ir...
Amethyst razzle cuck
  09/23/24
Uptight mba shrews don’t smoke pot all day
Exhilarant Startled Step-uncle's House
  09/22/24
strategically, i would have advised against all of that, but...
Ultramarine cuckoldry senate
  09/22/24
i did ask directly but she evaded into effects rather than t...
Titillating Spot Haunted Graveyard
  09/22/24
it's fine
Ultramarine cuckoldry senate
  09/22/24
ty for the update, but she sees you as a friend and she's go...
vivacious tan locus kitty cat
  09/22/24
i didn't want to say it
Lime adventurous multi-billionaire library
  09/22/24
he knows nothing about women and he's 35 its sad
vivacious tan locus kitty cat
  09/22/24
lex is gorgeous and is seeking authentic connection with oth...
Lime adventurous multi-billionaire library
  09/22/24
i like lex. he has a cute soul. but women want a man to le...
vivacious tan locus kitty cat
  09/22/24
he is getting to know himself. but i am concerned he will en...
Lime adventurous multi-billionaire library
  09/22/24
...
silver gay wizard
  09/22/24
i want a peer, not a mommy.
Titillating Spot Haunted Graveyard
  09/22/24
women can't be peers, sorry. they are half children, all of...
vivacious tan locus kitty cat
  09/22/24
liar
chocolate passionate pistol address
  09/22/24
...
vivacious tan locus kitty cat
  09/22/24
?
Titillating Spot Haunted Graveyard
  09/22/24
i want a mommy
Ultramarine cuckoldry senate
  09/22/24
...
Lime adventurous multi-billionaire library
  09/22/24
he would be in a stronger power position if he admitted it. ...
vivacious tan locus kitty cat
  09/22/24
(carl "Ricky" jung)
Lime adventurous multi-billionaire library
  09/22/24
Cr. Being openly subby, he'd find himself a proper dominant ...
silver gay wizard
  09/22/24
...
vivacious tan locus kitty cat
  09/22/24
lex is not submissive. he has inherited that persona but he ...
Lime adventurous multi-billionaire library
  09/22/24
...
beady-eyed forum cuckold
  09/22/24
tioctcr
chocolate passionate pistol address
  09/22/24
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Supple national security agency
  09/23/24
👶
silver gay wizard
  09/22/24
...
Lime adventurous multi-billionaire library
  09/22/24
baby should be brown
vivacious tan locus kitty cat
  09/22/24
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Ultramarine cuckoldry senate
  09/22/24
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Milky trailer park personal credit line
  09/23/24
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Pea-brained coldplay fan main people
  09/23/24
He knows lesbians which are nearly men who have their own de...
kink-friendly galvanic stead
  09/22/24
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vivacious tan locus kitty cat
  09/22/24
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beady-eyed forum cuckold
  09/22/24
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beady-eyed forum cuckold
  09/22/24
hey i hope i'm wrong. trans attracted alcoholics in poverty...
vivacious tan locus kitty cat
  09/22/24
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ungodly rose field
  09/22/24
...
Pea-brained coldplay fan main people
  09/23/24
...
Supple national security agency
  09/23/24
i agree with almost all the advice itt. but also if you foll...
Amethyst razzle cuck
  09/23/24
"Haven't met a guy like you" Women say this to ev...
Fighting public bath
  09/23/24
of course it's not absolutely true, but it is an indication ...
Amethyst razzle cuck
  09/23/24
eyes almost never broke contact tp
Pea-brained coldplay fan main people
  09/23/24
Did you have like 15 lost years? This reads like a teenager&...
Fragrant bearded candlestick maker
  09/23/24
why am I erect?
stimulating greedy gaming laptop
  09/24/24
You'll learn. Never do this again.
razzle-dazzle keepsake machete mental disorder
  09/25/24
The worst part about this story is that lex is 40 years old
Hyperventilating azn home
  09/22/24
I don't even know what the story is. Is it buried somewhere...
Disrespectful Federal Station
  09/22/24
40 year old man is going on dates with MBA shrews going appl...
Hyperventilating azn home
  09/22/24
tp
vivacious tan locus kitty cat
  09/22/24
ropefuel
Clear Razzmatazz Orchestra Pit Immigrant
  09/24/24
I heard 35 somewhere else ITT
Exhilarant Startled Step-uncle's House
  09/22/24
this is closer
Titillating Spot Haunted Graveyard
  09/22/24
i'm going to smoke pot and try to stop obsessing. i think th...
Titillating Spot Haunted Graveyard
  09/22/24
you should be looking for quick and easy side puss
useless up-to-no-good ceo
  09/22/24
i... don't really want that, though. potentially as a sort o...
Titillating Spot Haunted Graveyard
  09/22/24
no it's so you're more jaded and have more clarity for the n...
useless up-to-no-good ceo
  09/22/24
Intentionally causing oneself to become jaded seems appealin...
Disrespectful Federal Station
  09/22/24
if it was actually good being jaded wouldnt fuck it up
useless up-to-no-good ceo
  09/22/24
it is a beautiful disaster friend. you have found a woman wh...
Lime adventurous multi-billionaire library
  09/22/24
...
Pea-brained coldplay fan main people
  09/23/24
i don't know if this is sincere, but i'm starting to think t...
Titillating Spot Haunted Graveyard
  09/23/24
luv u
Lime adventurous multi-billionaire library
  09/23/24
if you go head-over-heels that's a major sign it's not going...
vivacious tan locus kitty cat
  09/22/24
...
bateful whorehouse
  09/22/24
This might work for a good number of men, but it will not wo...
silver gay wizard
  09/22/24
...
Amethyst razzle cuck
  09/23/24
yes, the advice won't work for lex. he is too feminine and ...
vivacious tan locus kitty cat
  09/23/24
“women are half children and you will not find a partn...
Hyperventilating azn home
  09/22/24
my first serious relationship i subconsciously wanted a Momm...
vivacious tan locus kitty cat
  09/22/24
Go on...
Talented chad
  09/22/24
pretty sure jcm drilled his asshold with a 10" dildo.
Milky trailer park personal credit line
  09/23/24
No, i have never touched consuela lmfao
silver gay wizard
  09/23/24
dated multiple years, most of it long distance. she served ...
vivacious tan locus kitty cat
  09/23/24
something very similar happened to me
Talented chad
  09/23/24
...
razzle-dazzle keepsake machete mental disorder
  09/25/24
was there butt stuff
big new version
  09/22/24
Are there cliffs for this thread?
aphrodisiac canary lettuce theater
  09/22/24
The narrator describes an unexpectedly intense first date. T...
Lime adventurous multi-billionaire library
  09/22/24
Every so often there’s a love match, I suppose.
aphrodisiac canary lettuce theater
  09/22/24
many are speculating the woman will likely NOT return OP's t...
Lime adventurous multi-billionaire library
  09/22/24
I wouldn’t be surprised.
aphrodisiac canary lettuce theater
  09/22/24
...
Lascivious Property
  09/23/24
Why is there so much text in the OP
Milky trailer park personal credit line
  09/23/24
OP is a faggot
burgundy generalized bond
  09/23/24
we didn't kiss but hugged very deeply tp
Pea-brained coldplay fan main people
  09/23/24
...
Splenetic pink trump supporter
  09/23/24
...
Lime adventurous multi-billionaire library
  09/23/24
...
silver gay wizard
  09/23/24
...
vivacious tan locus kitty cat
  09/23/24
i had a similar 'long hug' at the end of first date w/ nesca...
Pea-brained coldplay fan main people
  09/23/24
...
silver gay wizard
  09/23/24
MPA's Poast Annotations
Pea-brained coldplay fan main people
  09/23/24
lex is fundamentally quite strange but can write about his s...
Lime adventurous multi-billionaire library
  09/23/24
agreed
Pea-brained coldplay fan main people
  09/23/24
he's a gentle, genuine soul and is destined to find love. he...
Amethyst razzle cuck
  09/23/24
if he doesn't scare them away
Lime adventurous multi-billionaire library
  09/23/24
can't think of a less threatening man than lex. this is not ...
Amethyst razzle cuck
  09/23/24
being a mommy chaser is scarier to women than the threat of ...
Lime adventurous multi-billionaire library
  09/23/24
mommy chaser is fundamentally unerotic threat of physical...
Pea-brained coldplay fan main people
  09/23/24
generally cr but i think a middle aged bizshrew divorcee ant...
Amethyst razzle cuck
  09/23/24
...
vivacious tan locus kitty cat
  09/23/24
"Mommy chaser is fundamentally unerotic" - perfect...
silver gay wizard
  09/23/24
i think our colleague means scare away in terms of seeming l...
Pea-brained coldplay fan main people
  09/23/24
you're just upset that if you opened up to fizzkid and traum...
Amethyst razzle cuck
  09/23/24
i sorta trauma dumped a little bit to nescac girl on second ...
Pea-brained coldplay fan main people
  09/23/24
...
vivacious tan locus kitty cat
  09/23/24
it's hard to avoid when your life has revolved around marria...
Amethyst razzle cuck
  09/23/24
true
Pea-brained coldplay fan main people
  09/23/24
yeah. unless you're doing performance art
Lime adventurous multi-billionaire library
  09/23/24
he is a good and earnest guy which is why it's fun to tease ...
Pea-brained coldplay fan main people
  09/23/24
he takes it all in stride and good humor which is why i have...
Amethyst razzle cuck
  09/23/24
tyft, MPA. i read that response thoroughly and will think on...
Titillating Spot Haunted Graveyard
  09/23/24
thanks, you're 180 as well and i'm rooting for you anyth...
Pea-brained coldplay fan main people
  09/23/24
MPA, you are a 180 dood
silver gay wizard
  09/23/24
Mommy Psychosexual Attachments
Ultramarine cuckoldry senate
  09/23/24
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silver gay wizard
  09/23/24
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Amethyst razzle cuck
  09/23/24
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Thirsty Philosopher-king Tanning Salon
  09/23/24
...
Pea-brained coldplay fan main people
  09/23/24
...
ungodly rose field
  09/23/24
...
chocolate passionate pistol address
  09/23/24
"I want a peer" - you are a disabled poor person s...
swashbuckling copper point
  09/23/24
...
burgundy generalized bond
  09/23/24
An apple-picking date seems doomed from the start Then yo...
provocative party of the first part
  09/23/24
Correct. But the funny thing is lex is not tuned into her re...
Lime adventurous multi-billionaire library
  09/23/24
i did not ignore her red flags. if anything, i saw her red f...
Titillating Spot Haunted Graveyard
  09/23/24
i saw her red flags as assuring tp
Lime adventurous multi-billionaire library
  09/23/24
...
Pea-brained coldplay fan main people
  09/23/24
...
salmon motley location
  09/23/24
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kink-friendly galvanic stead
  09/23/24
...
Splenetic pink trump supporter
  09/23/24
...
provocative party of the first part
  09/23/24
...
indecent brunch
  09/24/24
you mentioned her ass
Amethyst razzle cuck
  09/23/24
never do a thing-do date first. the cr is meet up for coffee...
Amethyst razzle cuck
  09/23/24
that will end horribly
Lime adventurous multi-billionaire library
  09/23/24
she might be in a similar place to him and looking for a sen...
Amethyst razzle cuck
  09/23/24
this is ridiculous and stupid
Lime adventurous multi-billionaire library
  09/23/24
...
Pea-brained coldplay fan main people
  09/23/24
...
salmon motley location
  09/23/24
...
vivacious tan locus kitty cat
  09/23/24
... the thought did occur to me
Titillating Spot Haunted Graveyard
  09/23/24
a thing-doing first date just doesn't work i respect lex ...
provocative party of the first part
  09/23/24
...
Amethyst razzle cuck
  09/23/24
OP start boozing again, today. Now if possible. This is ...
soggy pocket flask double fault
  09/23/24
wtf
Titillating Spot Haunted Graveyard
  09/23/24
not cool
vivacious tan locus kitty cat
  09/23/24
...
flesh glittery giraffe
  09/23/24
wtf he needs test not booze
Rusted vigorous plaza
  09/23/24
u basically got some free exposure therapy. i wouldnt stress...
Ultramarine cuckoldry senate
  09/23/24
...
beady-eyed forum cuckold
  09/23/24
many of the critics itt are simply younger, or more immature...
lemon swollen shrine becky
  09/23/24
I don't know, man Human psychology is human psychology ...
provocative party of the first part
  09/23/24
credited observations. theres no right answer. all i can ...
lemon swollen shrine becky
  09/23/24
its all going to be gay until you die tp
provocative party of the first part
  09/23/24
...
Lime adventurous multi-billionaire library
  09/23/24
...
ungodly rose field
  09/23/24
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chocolate passionate pistol address
  09/23/24
...
Titillating Spot Haunted Graveyard
  09/25/24
...
Lime adventurous multi-billionaire library
  09/23/24
Didn't read the whole thread because, lol. But wasn't there ...
Abusive hospital
  09/23/24
Great thread, lex brings all the poasters to the orchard
chocolate passionate pistol address
  09/23/24
op goofed by telling this chick everything she might feel...
Supple national security agency
  09/23/24
Rooting for you lex ❤️
curious massive gas station pisswyrm
  09/23/24
<3
Titillating Spot Haunted Graveyard
  09/23/24
Trauma-dumping is actually cr if you tell it in a way that d...
appetizing deer antler mad cow disease
  09/23/24
really? why do you think it has this effect in getting wome...
contagious associate volcanic crater
  09/23/24
you tell it as a brag because you're a demon in a skinsuit, ...
vivacious tan locus kitty cat
  09/23/24
that's the difference (between sex and being ghosted)
Lime adventurous multi-billionaire library
  09/23/24
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vivacious tan locus kitty cat
  09/23/24
You’re tall, jacked and rich Lex is… not
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Titillating Spot Haunted Graveyard
  09/23/24
Yeah, Chads or very masculine men can get away with this bec...
silver gay wizard
  09/24/24
have you heard this queer's vocal phenotype? not exactly ...
exciting turdskin
  09/24/24
I was simply agreeing with EPAH that since he is very mascul...
silver gay wizard
  09/24/24
im talking about epah's queer little bitch voice
exciting turdskin
  09/24/24
Epah has a bitch queer voice? This is news to me.
silver gay wizard
  09/24/24
he’s a lisping faggot
Supple national security agency
  09/25/24
he sounds remarkably like this https://youtu.be/TKUDRW9EA2c...
charismatic box office dysfunction
  09/25/24
did he text her yet
Lime adventurous multi-billionaire library
  09/24/24
thread sucks and is a total wasteland of gunneratttt / lex /...
avocado water buffalo
  09/24/24
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Clear Razzmatazz Orchestra Pit Immigrant
  09/24/24
angry at thread having (lex) in the title being a faggy circ...
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  09/24/24
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Titillating Spot Haunted Graveyard
  09/25/24
decent post moniker synergy
Dead chapel faggot firefighter
  09/24/24
I only blank bumped iirc.
ungodly rose field
  09/26/24
Desperately need an update itt
Splenetic pink trump supporter
  09/24/24
we already went out again: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread....
Titillating Spot Haunted Graveyard
  09/25/24
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contagious associate volcanic crater
  09/26/24


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Date: September 21st, 2024 4:42 PM
Author: Titillating Spot Haunted Graveyard

meeting from an app. this will be the first real date i’ve gone on since my nadir in 2022. she is about my age, short but runner-y, seems cute and wholesome enough from pictures. she has an MBA and that seems to be a major part of her personality given how she texts. when we confirmed, she signed off with “Let me know if anything changes leading into the weekend and I will do the same. Otherwise looking forward to it too.” i almost reflexively responded “will do”. she also seemed excited to tell me about “Systems Thinking” and its application in robust workplaces. I asked business dad over the phone if these words mean anything, and he seemed to think they are weighty and important. fuck it, i'm curious about the world. hell, i used to lurk on law threads here while i was in UG so i could learn what a tort is, i’ll happily chat about whatever the new six sigma is. she has girlie affects in how she texts too, like exclamation points and emoticons (note: not emojis), but the threads of business speak never entirely went away. of course, i seem like a caricature too. “do you like hiking?” “i don’t go on overnight trips or anything intense haha, but i like [nearby trails]. i love finding places near derelict service roads or the like and wandering out past highway’s end into artificial tree-lines and illusory forests. maybe there’s a whole world out there i can find. maybe there there are still Things in the Wood that sing their old songs. i know there isn’t actually anything magical or interesting there. but what if there is?” she seemed curious (or polite) enough to hear about the article I’m writing (largely for the other 25 people in the relevant subfield). we, both urbanites, are driving out to an orchard to play countryside and pick apples before going into the cutesy small town nearby to do cutesy small town things if all goes well. (what are cutesy small town things?) taking q’s, insults, suggestions, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48117508)



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Date: September 21st, 2024 4:43 PM
Author: floppy fat ankles brethren

I thought your mom was into chicks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48117509)



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Date: September 21st, 2024 4:45 PM
Author: Titillating Spot Haunted Graveyard

i have a bunch of moms and a dad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48117520)



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Date: September 21st, 2024 4:46 PM
Author: Ultramarine cuckoldry senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48117527)



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Date: September 21st, 2024 4:56 PM
Author: Onyx vibrant sanctuary goal in life



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Date: September 21st, 2024 5:01 PM
Author: stimulating greedy gaming laptop



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Date: September 21st, 2024 5:05 PM
Author: floppy fat ankles brethren



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Date: September 21st, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: ungodly rose field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48118302)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: Hyperventilating azn home



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Date: September 25th, 2024 5:50 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle keepsake machete mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48129428)



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Date: September 21st, 2024 4:43 PM
Author: Black really tough guy

ngl apple picking sounds like such a faggy date i knew it was either u or gunnerattt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48117510)



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Date: September 21st, 2024 4:45 PM
Author: silver gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48117519)



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Date: September 21st, 2024 4:45 PM
Author: Titillating Spot Haunted Graveyard

gunner is way too alpha for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48117522)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 5:07 AM
Author: Amethyst razzle cuck

i love apple picking and wholesome fall bullshit. going to pick a pumpkin with gf soon. hope you hit it off with this one and we can all do fall faggot shit together.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48119060)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 5:24 PM
Author: Histrionic bespoke queen of the night

be sure to bring a couple trannies u bizarre fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48120560)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 5:28 PM
Author: Titillating Spot Haunted Graveyard

i forgot how faggy you are too when you're dating. i hope we get to do all kinds of double date bullshit together soon, dear friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48120576)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 6:26 AM
Author: Amethyst razzle cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48122239)



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Date: September 21st, 2024 4:48 PM
Author: stirring parlor mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48117534)



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Date: September 21st, 2024 4:55 PM
Author: Slap-happy Business Firm Son Of Senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48117557)



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Date: September 21st, 2024 5:03 PM
Author: Cracking nursing home sneaky criminal



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Date: September 21st, 2024 8:43 PM
Author: salmon motley location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48118180)



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Date: September 21st, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: chocolate passionate pistol address



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:50 AM
Author: floppy fat ankles brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48118915)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 2:01 AM
Author: outnumbered stage

It says lex in the title so I knew it was going to be lex

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48118922)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 8:45 PM
Author: Comical Cerise Fanboi Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48121344)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: Orange marvelous international law enforcement agency faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48121581)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:17 PM
Author: Splenetic pink trump supporter

It is a classic forced meme faggotry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48119815)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 2:05 PM
Author: Pea-brained coldplay fan main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48119961)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: Hyperventilating azn home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48121518)



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Date: September 21st, 2024 4:43 PM
Author: Lime adventurous multi-billionaire library

top shelf content

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48117511)



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Date: September 21st, 2024 4:50 PM
Author: silver gay wizard

lex beginning new storylines ahead of MPM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48117539)



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Date: September 21st, 2024 6:21 PM
Author: Hairraiser Hairless Dilemma

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJckZKUiIi4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48117820)



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Date: September 21st, 2024 6:23 PM
Author: silver gay wizard

Actual lol, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48117826)



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Date: September 21st, 2024 4:43 PM
Author: Painfully honest mustard knife

"lex, have you heard of boolberry?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48117513)



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Date: September 21st, 2024 4:45 PM
Author: silver gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48117517)



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Date: September 21st, 2024 4:46 PM
Author: Ultramarine cuckoldry senate

could be interesting to get to know her. if she likes you, ime there's a risk she will begin to treat you/your relationship as a workflow item to be pushed through her preconceived relationship product management schedule, which is not an enriching experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48117526)



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Date: September 21st, 2024 4:52 PM
Author: Titillating Spot Haunted Graveyard

yeah, this is more or less my calculus (but better put, tyft). setting the right tone immediately seems especially important here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48117544)



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Date: September 21st, 2024 4:53 PM
Author: Lime adventurous multi-billionaire library

i love this website

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48117546)



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Date: September 21st, 2024 4:59 PM
Author: Fighting public bath

Are you a genius? I don't belong among you guys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48117567)



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Date: September 21st, 2024 5:02 PM
Author: stimulating greedy gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48117580)



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Date: September 21st, 2024 5:13 PM
Author: green ratface

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48117611)



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Date: September 21st, 2024 4:47 PM
Author: translucent feces

corporate talk from women over text is one of the least attractive things imaginable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48117528)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:16 PM
Author: Amethyst razzle cuck

*emails you performance improvement plan after first night of love-making*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48119810)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:17 PM
Author: silver gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48119814)



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Date: September 21st, 2024 4:47 PM
Author: 180 ruby rehab pervert

Good luck man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48117530)



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Date: September 21st, 2024 5:04 PM
Author: Titillating Spot Haunted Graveyard

thank friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48117589)



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Date: September 21st, 2024 4:49 PM
Author: stirring parlor mediation

Good luck

Just think about how much you want to rape her the whole time and she will be able to "sense" your sexual "aura" and be drawn to you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48117538)



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Date: September 21st, 2024 4:57 PM
Author: Titillating Spot Haunted Graveyard

i was going to use apple picking to emphasize my height (only 5'11.95", but that's ~9" taller than her) and physical deftness, but your proposal is interesting...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48117564)



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Date: September 21st, 2024 4:52 PM
Author: vivacious tan locus kitty cat

good luck, glad you're off the gay and trans shit for the moment. your mom is disappointed btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48117542)



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Date: September 21st, 2024 4:52 PM
Author: Lime adventurous multi-billionaire library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48117543)



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Date: September 21st, 2024 8:46 PM
Author: Self-centered depressive base

Tbf this sounds gayer than male and trans sex

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48118188)



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Date: September 21st, 2024 4:54 PM
Author: Lime adventurous multi-billionaire library

reading an article written by lex would be one of the most formative experiences of my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48117551)



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Date: September 21st, 2024 4:57 PM
Author: multi-colored potus

Pic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48117561)



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Date: September 21st, 2024 4:58 PM
Author: Titillating Spot Haunted Graveyard

nffi, not going to get barzini’d by you jerks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48117565)



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Date: September 21st, 2024 11:45 PM
Author: contagious associate volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48118684)



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Date: September 21st, 2024 5:03 PM
Author: stimulating greedy gaming laptop

1-8-0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48117584)



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Date: September 21st, 2024 5:05 PM
Author: hyperactive digit ratio

You need to robust a load in her face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48117591)



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Date: September 21st, 2024 5:15 PM
Author: Comical Cerise Fanboi Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48117614)



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Date: September 21st, 2024 5:16 PM
Author: silver gay wizard

leave lex alone, at least its (presumably) a cis woman. We should all be cheering for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48117619)



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Date: September 21st, 2024 5:23 PM
Author: Titillating Spot Haunted Graveyard

I will be shocked if she’s not cis. Plus I already did that storyline.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48117644)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 5:05 AM
Author: Amethyst razzle cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48119059)



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Date: September 21st, 2024 5:16 PM
Author: sapphire tattoo

“ I asked business dad over the phone if these words mean anything, and he seemed to think they are weighty and important.”

Peak poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48117620)



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Date: September 21st, 2024 5:17 PM
Author: exciting turdskin

"cutesey small town stuff" is where meth townies hate urban professionals who invade their bucolic countryside to do wine tastings and shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48117622)



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Date: September 21st, 2024 6:20 PM
Author: Titillating Spot Haunted Graveyard

so... should be a good time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48117816)



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Date: September 21st, 2024 6:43 PM
Author: exciting turdskin

we're all gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48117874)



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Date: September 21st, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: Gay diverse windowlicker

without outing yourself what kind of town do you live in where you're finding someone like this but are also within striking distance of an apple orchard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48118290)



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Date: September 21st, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: ungodly rose field

There are places like this throughout the entirety of the United States. The intersection between universities and fruit orchards is pretty large.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48118313)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 2:50 PM
Author: Soul-stirring institution legal warrant

She got an mba from community college and is a shift manager at target

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48120119)



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Date: September 21st, 2024 9:41 PM
Author: White antidepressant drug

DESCRIBE cans and panties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48118378)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 2:28 AM
Author: Rusted vigorous plaza

>MBA texter

SKIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48118953)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:17 PM
Author: Splenetic pink trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48119813)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 2:06 PM
Author: Pea-brained coldplay fan main people

this is the gayest fucking thing i've ever read about dating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48119963)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 2:08 PM
Author: silver gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48119971)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: stirring parlor mediation

And it's 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48120064)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 2:38 PM
Author: silver gay wizard

Yup. Its simultaneously the most retarded dating post Ive seen on xo in a very long time, 180 entertainment for us, and genuinely 180 for lex that hes not tranny-chasing anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48120070)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 5:37 PM
Author: Pea-brained coldplay fan main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48120607)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 2:39 PM
Author: nofapping transparent gaping

very gay to go on a date bro. your internet friends do not approve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48120073)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 5:17 PM
Author: Titillating Spot Haunted Graveyard

UPDATE

i'm not sure what i expected, but it wasn't that. apple picking fucking sucks, that's no surprise, but we spent a long time talking at a wine tent thing beforehand and at a cutesy town coffee shop after. took a while to find her, one-armed awkward date hug, some initial discomfort in trying to find a non-alcoholic drink. she was pretty and reserved, we laughed and joked easily, but then it shifted. dating is going to be extremely hard for me in unusual ways. somehow her frustrations with entering middle age came up, which led to a conversation about making giant life changes to live more intentionally. she joked that i was too young to have a midlife crisis, and i let out all my fucking baggage. death, alcoholism, regrets, emptiness, and so on. she responded much more... openly than i expected. she had evidently been experiencing oddly similar feelings, and seemed to be addressing them through some sort of buddhist-derived new age something, but that is at least something to actually talk about. (i was in the fight of my life not to start telling her about her own religious beliefs.) i'm all in at this point. all the nervousness that i felt was out. there was physical affection, eyes almost never broke contact, and we really talked. i take it something happened to her recently, maybe a divorce -- phrases like "*we* bought this house" when she was talking about her dead cat, describing her attempt to transfer abroad from work to make a clean break, lot of loneliness in her stories and some explicit lamentation that making friends even in your 30's is hard, other connections even more so. we laughed more as the date when on and tension broke, but it was awkward when we parted. she said she sincerely liked talking and hadn't met anyone like me before. i told her i enjoyed her company, found her sweet and actually sincere, in a way that required some real vulnerability on her part. the most masculine thing i did was probably just saying firmly at the end, "i really like you. i want to see you again." she said yes but with some pause, we exchanged numbers, and i suggested a museum date. she got flustered looking for times on her phone, i said we'd figure it out. feel free to chat until then. we didn't kiss but hugged very deeply. i think we'll see each other again.

remember that i'm not interested in meaningless sex. i think i could really, really like her, and potentially do want to date her long-term. i think we're both on the same page on what we want in life right now (companionship, figuring out how to live pleasantly and well after disastrous early adulthoods, intent on avoiding children). i think i would grow to find her mannerisms and ways of speaking very endearing. i felt extremely relieved to just get all of my shit out there too, so that melted a ton of apprehension and fear. plus i found her attractive and she had a really hot ass, which was hidden from her app photos.

in sum, this business shrew was rather odd, but i really want to date her and make her happy. i think that would make me happy as well. this is the gayest thing i've ever poasted on xo. but... i'm not sure how this could have gone better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48120541)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 5:19 PM
Author: mahogany lay quadroon

FizzKidd, shaking, slamming her MacBook shut.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48120545)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 5:33 PM
Author: Titillating Spot Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48120598)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 6:01 PM
Author: beady-eyed forum cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48120681)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 9:33 PM
Author: ungodly rose field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48121512)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 6:33 AM
Author: Amethyst razzle cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48122247)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 9:44 AM
Author: demanding indigo theater stage famous landscape painting

It's an ASUS ROG, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48122472)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 5:23 PM
Author: 180 ruby rehab pervert

Sounds like you really needed that. Don't close the door on children (even if you think you are not capable of properly raising them). I think they will make you get better and they are really worthwhile if you can. But see where it goes with this one, congrats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48120554)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 5:38 PM
Author: Titillating Spot Haunted Graveyard

fair enough on keeping an open mind on children, but ty for the first part. yeah--i think i really needed to end the awful anticipation and give it a shot again. even if it doesn't work out, no regrets here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48120610)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 9:45 AM
Author: Pea-brained coldplay fan main people

see my notes below--I think you could do better for yourself by not using dating as a form of therapy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48122473)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 10:25 AM
Author: vivacious tan locus kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48122668)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 5:23 PM
Author: Lime adventurous multi-billionaire library

how did you meet her, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48120556)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 5:42 PM
Author: contagious associate volcanic crater

thanks for the content. good for you getting out there and taking a swing. hope it works out and you see her again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48120625)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 5:50 PM
Author: chocolate passionate pistol address

lol f*cking Wish.com blind girl saga

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48120656)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 6:01 PM
Author: beady-eyed forum cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48120682)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 6:30 PM
Author: exciting turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48120758)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 6:31 PM
Author: Comical Cerise Fanboi Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48120763)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 6:32 PM
Author: silver gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48120765)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 6:40 PM
Author: salmon motley location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48120798)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: Hyperventilating azn home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48121525)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: ungodly rose field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48121514)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 7:38 AM
Author: Pea-brained coldplay fan main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48122309)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 6:01 PM
Author: stirring parlor mediation

You have to inspire some kind of sexual attraction man

You can't just "emotionally connect." Women need a SEXUAL CONNECTION ironically more than men do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48120684)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 6:33 PM
Author: contagious associate volcanic crater

this is correct advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48120768)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 6:34 PM
Author: silver gay wizard

Agree. Otherwise he will get friendzone pwnd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48120774)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 6:41 PM
Author: Titillating Spot Haunted Graveyard

i might've fucked up already then. ah well. nothing to do but wait and see.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48120801)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 6:49 PM
Author: beady-eyed forum cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48120824)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 7:01 PM
Author: silver gay wizard

you didnt necessarily fuck it up, but on next date, you should lead w something other than excess emotion and vulnerability. Be masculine/flirty/sexual, even if only a little bit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48120874)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 6:55 AM
Author: Amethyst razzle cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48122260)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 7:50 AM
Author: Pea-brained coldplay fan main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48122318)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 10:26 AM
Author: vivacious tan locus kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48122671)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 7:48 AM
Author: Pea-brained coldplay fan main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48122316)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 6:05 PM
Author: beady-eyed forum cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48120696)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 6:07 PM
Author: Lime adventurous multi-billionaire library

lex should 100% celebrate this victory but taking time to himself and pursuing his new, inevitably now more faggy, interests. use it as rocket fuel lex to propel you into deeper self knowledge. you are maeking it friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48120703)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 6:08 PM
Author: beady-eyed forum cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48120708)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 6:09 PM
Author: Lime adventurous multi-billionaire library

nothing more important than faggy hobbies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48120709)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 9:14 AM
Author: Pea-brained coldplay fan main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48122430)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: silver gay wizard

This is absolutely credited advice. Lets see if he listens to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48120713)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 6:25 PM
Author: Titillating Spot Haunted Graveyard

i disagree with most of this and am structurally incapable of holding off from catching feelings, but i am going to pull the battery out of my flip phone and keep it in a file drawer until tomorrow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48120742)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 6:26 PM
Author: beady-eyed forum cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48120748)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 8:19 PM
Author: kink-friendly galvanic stead

There was nothing in that post to disagree with imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48121232)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 8:30 PM
Author: Titillating Spot Haunted Graveyard

maybe i'm just autistic (or done here with women), but i have no idea how to move forward if i can't take people at their word to at least some extent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48121278)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 7:25 AM
Author: Amethyst razzle cuck

yeah, women are 180. misogynists will tell you're they're irrational, governed by emotions, and can rarely be taken at their word. when the truth is they are just as rationally minded as men!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48122295)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: Exhilarant Startled Step-uncle's House

Uptight mba shrews don’t smoke pot all day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48121629)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 8:15 PM
Author: Ultramarine cuckoldry senate

strategically, i would have advised against all of that, but if it served some psychological need for you, then it is what it is. it sounds like you didn't get very in depth with what she's going through in life. did you ask but she evaded?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48121202)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 8:34 PM
Author: Titillating Spot Haunted Graveyard

i did ask directly but she evaded into effects rather than the salient cause(s), yeah. i would've liked to have learned more. ah well. might've fucked it up.

> if it served some psychological need for you, then it is what it is

that might be the best i can hope for--if radical self-disclosure was a need, i learned a lesson about doing so suddenly in such a self-indulgent way. maybe more important in the future, i have a better idea of what can happen if i try to play that, such that it won't even be a temptation in the future. tried it, didn't work, no need to again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48121294)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 8:35 PM
Author: Ultramarine cuckoldry senate

it's fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48121301)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 8:18 PM
Author: vivacious tan locus kitty cat

ty for the update, but she sees you as a friend and she's going to ghost you now

women do not want you to dump your baggage on them no matter how they pretend to respond in the moment. you're done here sorry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48121220)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 8:18 PM
Author: Lime adventurous multi-billionaire library

i didn't want to say it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48121222)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 8:19 PM
Author: vivacious tan locus kitty cat

he knows nothing about women and he's 35

its sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48121229)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 8:19 PM
Author: Lime adventurous multi-billionaire library

lex is gorgeous and is seeking authentic connection with other human souls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48121233)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 8:21 PM
Author: vivacious tan locus kitty cat

i like lex. he has a cute soul. but women want a man to lead, not a boy looking for a mommy to save him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48121238)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 8:24 PM
Author: Lime adventurous multi-billionaire library

he is getting to know himself. but i am concerned he will end up like his dad and be passive to a domineering woman. i don't want that for lex. i want him to individuate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48121261)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 8:32 PM
Author: silver gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48121287)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 8:35 PM
Author: Titillating Spot Haunted Graveyard

i want a peer, not a mommy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48121303)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 8:38 PM
Author: vivacious tan locus kitty cat

women can't be peers, sorry. they are half children, all of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48121313)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 8:38 PM
Author: chocolate passionate pistol address

liar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48121314)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 8:38 PM
Author: vivacious tan locus kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48121317)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 8:38 PM
Author: Titillating Spot Haunted Graveyard

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48121318)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 8:38 PM
Author: Ultramarine cuckoldry senate

i want a mommy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48121312)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 8:38 PM
Author: Lime adventurous multi-billionaire library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48121316)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 8:38 PM
Author: vivacious tan locus kitty cat

he would be in a stronger power position if he admitted it. instead he's in denial about it, much worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48121319)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 8:39 PM
Author: Lime adventurous multi-billionaire library

(carl "Ricky" jung)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48121321)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 8:40 PM
Author: silver gay wizard

Cr. Being openly subby, he'd find himself a proper dominant woman. Being a fag in denial, you end up with threads like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48121324)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 8:40 PM
Author: vivacious tan locus kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48121327)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 8:41 PM
Author: Lime adventurous multi-billionaire library

lex is not submissive. he has inherited that persona but he is Becoming Who He Is (tm)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48121329)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 8:47 PM
Author: beady-eyed forum cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48121352)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 8:48 PM
Author: chocolate passionate pistol address

tioctcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48121358)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 6:23 PM
Author: Supple national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48124590)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 8:39 PM
Author: silver gay wizard

👶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48121320)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 8:39 PM
Author: Lime adventurous multi-billionaire library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48121322)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 8:40 PM
Author: vivacious tan locus kitty cat

baby should be brown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48121326)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 8:43 PM
Author: Ultramarine cuckoldry senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48121340)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 8:01 AM
Author: Milky trailer park personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48122328)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 9:14 AM
Author: Pea-brained coldplay fan main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48122429)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 8:21 PM
Author: kink-friendly galvanic stead

He knows lesbians which are nearly men who have their own deranged perspectives. He doesn't know women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48121244)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 8:21 PM
Author: vivacious tan locus kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48121249)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 8:21 PM
Author: beady-eyed forum cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48121250)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 8:20 PM
Author: beady-eyed forum cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48121236)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 8:21 PM
Author: vivacious tan locus kitty cat

hey i hope i'm wrong. trans attracted alcoholics in poverty need love too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48121247)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 9:37 PM
Author: ungodly rose field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48121536)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 7:55 AM
Author: Pea-brained coldplay fan main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48122322)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 5:21 PM
Author: Supple national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48124401)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 7:35 AM
Author: Amethyst razzle cuck

i agree with almost all the advice itt. but also if you follow conventional wisdom and treart dating like a there's some roadmap to success you'll never inspire the "haven't met a guy like you" reaction you got this time.

most of my best outcomes have come from bending or breaking my own rules. but you should be prepared to follow best practices. for example, getting deep and emotional on date 1 is almost always bad. maybe this was one of the rare exceptions, but if it was it probably would have ended with more than a firm hug. you should avoid trauma dumping.

all things considered this seems like a huge win after a long hiatus. most dates suck. you should be encouraged. buy yeah, try to play it a little cool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48122306)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 8:15 AM
Author: Fighting public bath

"Haven't met a guy like you"

Women say this to every guy, lol, and they both mean it and have no idea what they're saying- at the same time. I.e. Just like everything that comes out of a woman's mouth, if there is profundity it is completely un-backed by any soul at all, like a robot randomly spitting out words and once in a while some combination of syllables sounds poetic. Basically you know how libs like to say "there's no there there" Well with women "there's no person there." It's all just completely meaningless and you need to absorb that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48122340)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 9:06 AM
Author: Amethyst razzle cuck

of course it's not absolutely true, but it is an indication he separated himself from others. that's hard to accomplish if you just do what everyone else does.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48122404)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 7:37 AM
Author: Pea-brained coldplay fan main people

eyes almost never broke contact tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48122308)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 7:45 AM
Author: Fragrant bearded candlestick maker

Did you have like 15 lost years? This reads like a teenager’s livejournal. Wtf is wrong with your brain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48122315)



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Date: September 24th, 2024 8:57 PM
Author: stimulating greedy gaming laptop

why am I erect?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48128577)



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Date: September 25th, 2024 5:53 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle keepsake machete mental disorder

You'll learn. Never do this again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48129429)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 9:36 PM
Author: Hyperventilating azn home

The worst part about this story is that lex is 40 years old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48121532)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: Disrespectful Federal Station

I don't even know what the story is. Is it buried somewhere in those impenetrable walls of text?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48121573)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 9:58 PM
Author: Hyperventilating azn home

40 year old man is going on dates with MBA shrews going apple picking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48121616)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 10:06 PM
Author: vivacious tan locus kitty cat

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48121641)



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Date: September 24th, 2024 8:12 PM
Author: Clear Razzmatazz Orchestra Pit Immigrant

ropefuel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48128439)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 10:05 PM
Author: Exhilarant Startled Step-uncle's House

I heard 35 somewhere else ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48121638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 10:08 PM
Author: Titillating Spot Haunted Graveyard

this is closer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48121646)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 9:44 PM
Author: Titillating Spot Haunted Graveyard

i'm going to smoke pot and try to stop obsessing. i think there's still a chance she's interested. in that case, i need to calm the fuck down and wait it out. if not i need to a) figure out how to not fall into despair and b) get up the confidence to try doing this again. either way, this is a soul-killing fucking grind.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48121566)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: useless up-to-no-good ceo

you should be looking for quick and easy side puss

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48121572)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 9:46 PM
Author: Titillating Spot Haunted Graveyard

i... don't really want that, though. potentially as a sort of stepping stone if it lets me build up confidence? then that's using another person as a means to an end and i can't accept that morally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48121575)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: useless up-to-no-good ceo

no it's so you're more jaded and have more clarity for the next date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48121579)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 9:50 PM
Author: Disrespectful Federal Station

Intentionally causing oneself to become jaded seems appealing, but if you ever luck into something good, you're fucked because you can't just turn it back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48121587)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: useless up-to-no-good ceo

if it was actually good being jaded wouldnt fuck it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48121598)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 9:49 PM
Author: Lime adventurous multi-billionaire library

it is a beautiful disaster friend. you have found a woman who mirrors your soul and you crave her freedom, love, and joy. whatever happens this is a glorious occasion. men who feel deeply are deeply connected to their soul. but remember, its just as much you that you've fallen for as it is her. be safe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48121582)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 9:14 AM
Author: Pea-brained coldplay fan main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48122431)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 9:20 AM
Author: Titillating Spot Haunted Graveyard

i don't know if this is sincere, but i'm starting to think this is the best you've ever trolled me, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48122442)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 9:52 AM
Author: Lime adventurous multi-billionaire library

luv u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48122494)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: vivacious tan locus kitty cat

if you go head-over-heels that's a major sign it's not going to work out -- the feeling you will feel when it's right will be feeling like sliding into a pair of old shoes, *not* giddiness. the emotions you are feeling are a warning, you are just reading them wrong.

if you are serious about finding someone, here's some advice (from someone who went through every step of doing things wrong):

1. no more opening up your soul like a can of sardines, period. it's fine that you did it here if you learn the right lesson for next time

2. women aren't going to save you.

3. women are half children and you will not find a partner. nor will you find a Mommy (you can find one temporarily but they will get disgusted then leave you). you clearly want a Mommy but are in denial about it, which is bad.

4. go on 3-4 dates a week with different women. treat it as a second job; this means messaging a lot of blown out whores on messaging apps with low response rates.

5. aim for sex, not a relationship. a relationship with a woman develops from the sex, not from friendship (with rare exceptions). if you don't want sex you will get neither sex nor relationship.

6. no falling for any chick without dating for 6 months minimum. no going exclusive during that period.

7. expect to blow out and be blown out

here you opened up your soul way too prematurely, you wanted a relationship and not sex, you went head-over-heels on date one. all wrong

again, hope i'm wrong here, just my hard earned experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48121593)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 9:56 PM
Author: bateful whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48121611)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 9:58 PM
Author: silver gay wizard

This might work for a good number of men, but it will not work for lex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48121615)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 6:52 AM
Author: Amethyst razzle cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48122258)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 10:20 AM
Author: vivacious tan locus kitty cat

yes, the advice won't work for lex. he is too feminine and too sensitive, a kind soul. he wants the mental and emotional connection. he wants his soulmate. life and love and laughter, pure sensitivity. warm feelings and comfortable bedsheets. lots of hugs and emotional encouragement. the cold, cruel world out there, a world of numbers, a world of casual, gross hookups without actually *knowing* the other person - how sad, how gross.

he's fucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48122635)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 9:59 PM
Author: Hyperventilating azn home

“women are half children and you will not find a partner. nor will you find a Mommy (you can find one temporarily but they will get disgusted then leave you). you clearly want a Mommy but are in denial about it, which is bad.”

this is so Cr I’m actually kind of in shock rn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48121620)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 10:03 PM
Author: vivacious tan locus kitty cat

my first serious relationship i subconsciously wanted a Mommy. be careful what you wish for; i got one and got blown out to the 100th degree by it. i still bear the scars. beware

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48121630)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 10:43 PM
Author: Talented chad

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48121728)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 9:16 AM
Author: Milky trailer park personal credit line

pretty sure jcm drilled his asshold with a 10" dildo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48122436)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 10:16 AM
Author: silver gay wizard

No, i have never touched consuela lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48122615)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: vivacious tan locus kitty cat

dated multiple years, most of it long distance. she served as a Mommy role but didn't really like it but was too immature to figure out her feelings about it so the relationship staggered on. finally ended up in same city and we broke up a couple months later more or less mutually; we were fighting all the time. i regretted my decision and chased after her pathetically until she wanted nothing more to do with me. i still think about her all the time even though she was not the right woman for me and she's old and ugly now, i wouldn't date her now.

tldr i got totally blown out like a retard and still paying for it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48122650)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 11:30 PM
Author: Talented chad

something very similar happened to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48125518)



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Date: September 25th, 2024 5:56 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle keepsake machete mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48129431)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 9:49 PM
Author: big new version

was there butt stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48121583)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 10:01 PM
Author: aphrodisiac canary lettuce theater

Are there cliffs for this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48121625)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 10:01 PM
Author: Lime adventurous multi-billionaire library

The narrator describes an unexpectedly intense first date. They initially met at a wine tent before going apple picking, which they disliked, followed by a visit to a coffee shop. The date started awkwardly but soon became comfortable as they joked and laughed. However, the mood shifted when they both opened up about personal struggles, including the narrator's baggage about death, alcoholism, and regrets, and the woman's frustrations with middle age and loneliness. Despite some awkward moments, there was strong emotional connection, eye contact, and deep conversation. The woman hinted at possible recent life changes, like a divorce, and expressed difficulty in making new connections. Though the goodbye was awkward, the narrator expressed clear interest in seeing her again, suggesting a future museum date. They shared a deep hug, and both left feeling emotionally vulnerable but intrigued.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48121627)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 10:04 PM
Author: aphrodisiac canary lettuce theater

Every so often there’s a love match, I suppose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48121635)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 10:06 PM
Author: Lime adventurous multi-billionaire library

many are speculating the woman will likely NOT return OP's texts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48121640)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 10:07 PM
Author: aphrodisiac canary lettuce theater

I wouldn’t be surprised.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48121642)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 6:26 AM
Author: Lascivious Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48122240)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 7:27 AM
Author: Milky trailer park personal credit line

Why is there so much text in the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48122299)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 9:51 AM
Author: burgundy generalized bond

OP is a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48122491)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 7:38 AM
Author: Pea-brained coldplay fan main people

we didn't kiss but hugged very deeply tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48122310)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 8:46 AM
Author: Splenetic pink trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48122368)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 9:13 AM
Author: Lime adventurous multi-billionaire library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48122424)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 10:03 AM
Author: silver gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48122541)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 10:15 AM
Author: vivacious tan locus kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48122606)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 10:16 AM
Author: Pea-brained coldplay fan main people

i had a similar 'long hug' at the end of first date w/ nescac girl but then when we pulled back my reptile mind realized i needed to kiss her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48122617)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 10:33 AM
Author: silver gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48122704)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 9:38 AM
Author: Pea-brained coldplay fan main people
Subject: MPA's Poast Annotations

i'm not sure what i expected, but it wasn't that. [MPA Note: I took the liberty of reparagraphing your stuff, which is something scholars always bridle at when editors do it, but you're no Emily Dickinson, habibi. Also note that like all good analysis this will reveal at least as much of my own hangups and issues as yours, which is why I'm bothering writing it].

apple picking fucking sucks, that's no surprise, but we spent a long time talking at a wine tent thing beforehand and at a cutesy town coffee shop after. took a while to find her, one-armed awkward date hug, some initial discomfort in trying to find a non-alcoholic drink.

she was pretty and reserved, we laughed and joked easily, but then it shifted. dating is going to be extremely hard for me in unusual ways. [MPA Note: This is an odd mindset. Dating is extremely hard for everyone in unusual ways, especially when you're just not trying to get laid. I'd lean away from the self-patholigizing] somehow her frustrations with entering middle age came up, which led to a conversation about making giant life changes to live more intentionally. she joked that i was too young to have a midlife crisis, and i let out all my fucking baggage. death, alcoholism, regrets, emptiness, and so on.

[MPA Note: LOL nope. I get it, I've been guilty of this too--but it's actually kind of a cowardly thing to do. You're worried that you're not acceptable to her or to women generally {at least, that's the bugbear I struggle with} and so you're trying to just spew it all out at once because you're worried that eventually the truth will come out, like you're a heroine with a familial history of insanity in a classic novel. Spewing this stuff out like this isn't the way to build a relationship with someone who will actually accept you; you have to be already bought in with someone to accept their shit. For you, I suspect the cognitive dissonance between what you perceive as the 'normal' self you offer to the world/women and the 'dark lex' self causes you to feel guilt and anxiety when you suppress the latter, so you attempt to alleviate the stress by just GUSHING. I suspect I may have done a little bit of this on my NESCAC girl dates]

she responded much more... openly than i expected. [MPA Note: And there it is! Why would you say it if you didn't expect her to respond openly? Because you felt that you should be guilty or ashamed about it, and so you're outsourcing your attempts to build self-confidence to her. You're making her into Mommy because Mommy is a Subject Supposed To Know in the psychoanalytic sense. But remember the song 'Chick Habit': "A girl is not a tonic or a pill."] she had evidently been experiencing oddly similar feelings, and seemed to be addressing them through some sort of buddhist-derived new age something, but that is at least something to actually talk about. (i was in the fight of my life not to start telling her about her own religious beliefs.) [MPA Note: actual lol]

i'm all in at this point. all the nervousness that i felt was out. there was physical affection, eyes almost never broke contact, and we really talked. [MPA Note: Yes, the nervousness went away because the apocalyptic scenario your shame/guilt imagines--the woman runs away screaming--was never going to happen. Also--stop parading around your indicators of interest like they're tickets you won at Chuck E Cheese. I get that they may have a lot of significance to you as the prize you got from the girl by being normal, but I've been on enough dates involving a lot of kissing, including a couple of my most recent, that went nowhere. If she's on a date with you, she'd at least theoretically fuck you. Congratulations, you won. Now don't screw it up.]

i take it something happened to her recently, maybe a divorce -- phrases like "*we* bought this house" when she was talking about her dead cat, [MPA Note: Yes, sounds like a divorce, but also lol cat] describing her attempt to transfer abroad from work to make a clean break, lot of loneliness in her stories and some explicit lamentation that making friends even in your 30's is hard, other connections even more so. we laughed more as the date when on and tension broke, but it was awkward when we parted.

she said she sincerely liked talking and hadn't met anyone like me before. [MPA Note: This is not necessarily a good thing] i told her i enjoyed her company, found her sweet and actually sincere, in a way that required some real vulnerability on her part. the most masculine thing i did was probably just saying firmly at the end, "i really like you. i want to see you again." [MPA Note: Not masculine, actually, since it's an emotional bid you're making in the hopes of getting a verbal affirmation. Also, showing your hand too early. If you like her, demonstrate that, in a physical but non weird way. Once again, you're sort of throwing your cards at her and saying 'VAILDATE ME MOMMY'.]

she said yes but with some pause, [MPA Note: DESCRIBE THE PAUSE PLZ] we exchanged numbers, and i suggested a museum date. she got flustered looking for times on her phone, [MPA Note: This is because she's already wondering what she's gotten into] i said we'd figure it out. feel free to chat until then. [MPA Note: You should know this, and I should've known it too, but don't chat] we didn't kiss but hugged very deeply. [MPA Note: At least you didn't go for like a cheek kiss. Thank goodness for that] i think we'll see each other again. [MPA Note: Yes, but probably just 1-2 more times]

remember that i'm not interested in meaningless sex. i think i could really, really like her, and potentially do want to date her long-term. [MPA Note: You don't know her. She doesn't know you. Relax. Breathe.] i think we're both on the same page on what we want in life right now (companionship, figuring out how to live pleasantly and well after disastrous early adulthoods, intent on avoiding children). i think i would grow to find her mannerisms and ways of speaking very endearing. [MPA Note: Do you not already] i felt extremely relieved to just get all of my shit out there too, so that melted a ton of apprehension and fear. [MPA Note: That's why you enjoyed it; has nothing to do with the date, which sounds like a Sunday from hell] plus i found her attractive and she had a really hot ass, which was hidden from her app photos.

in sum, this business shrew was rather odd, but i really want to date her and make her happy. i think that would make me happy as well. this is the gayest thing i've ever poasted on xo. but... i'm not sure how this could have gone better. [MPA Note: You're experiencing a reignition of feelings and impulses that have been dormant for some time. Don't be misled by them.]



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48122460)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 9:56 AM
Author: Lime adventurous multi-billionaire library

lex is fundamentally quite strange but can write about his strangeness in a way that makes me like him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48122505)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 10:02 AM
Author: Pea-brained coldplay fan main people

agreed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48122538)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 10:07 AM
Author: Amethyst razzle cuck

he's a gentle, genuine soul and is destined to find love. he eventually charms everyone who meets him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48122565)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 10:07 AM
Author: Lime adventurous multi-billionaire library

if he doesn't scare them away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48122572)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: Amethyst razzle cuck

can't think of a less threatening man than lex. this is not a neg at his masculinity as he is tall and probably scrappy -- he just doesn't exude any "scary guy" vibes at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48122587)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: Lime adventurous multi-billionaire library

being a mommy chaser is scarier to women than the threat of physical violence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48122590)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 10:12 AM
Author: Pea-brained coldplay fan main people

mommy chaser is fundamentally unerotic

threat of physical violence in the abstract is fundamentally erotic

threat of physical violence in the specific is contingently erotic for a non-zero percentage of women, which is more than i can say for mommy chasing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48122597)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 10:14 AM
Author: Amethyst razzle cuck

generally cr but i think a middle aged bizshrew divorcee anti-natalist might be the 1 in 1000 "wants to be mommy" type, and why she seems to have responded well to lex's behavior.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48122602)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 10:15 AM
Author: vivacious tan locus kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48122610)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 10:51 AM
Author: silver gay wizard

"Mommy chaser is fundamentally unerotic" - perfectly said.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48122777)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 10:11 AM
Author: Pea-brained coldplay fan main people

i think our colleague means scare away in terms of seeming like complicated/too much



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48122592)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 10:13 AM
Author: Amethyst razzle cuck

you're just upset that if you opened up to fizzkid and trauma dumped all of your deep-seated fears and regrets you would have ended up with a "long hug" too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48122599)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 10:15 AM
Author: Pea-brained coldplay fan main people

i sorta trauma dumped a little bit to nescac girl on second date; she was asking lots of personal questions and i was giving 'deep' answers and i, like lex, thought it was going well

also it turns out nescac girl didn't start dating until after college so maybe i dodged bullet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48122603)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 10:25 AM
Author: vivacious tan locus kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48122667)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 10:28 AM
Author: Amethyst razzle cuck

it's hard to avoid when your life has revolved around marriage and shit until recently. and any attempt to avoid would be dishonest.

much easier to avoid the topic of "well i almost drank myself to death and am constantly anxious about mortality, dating, and various other insecurities" on date 1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48122683)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 10:43 AM
Author: Pea-brained coldplay fan main people

true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48122734)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 10:43 AM
Author: Lime adventurous multi-billionaire library

yeah. unless you're doing performance art

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48122736)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: Pea-brained coldplay fan main people

he is a good and earnest guy which is why it's fun to tease him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48122588)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 10:11 AM
Author: Amethyst razzle cuck

he takes it all in stride and good humor which is why i have no hesitancy in ribbing him. he's a good friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48122593)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 10:24 AM
Author: Titillating Spot Haunted Graveyard

tyft, MPA. i read that response thoroughly and will think on the notes seriously. you are a very kind man, and there's a lot of psychological insight here. you're also a huge fag, even if i'm a king fucking queer here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48122655)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 10:25 AM
Author: Pea-brained coldplay fan main people

thanks, you're 180 as well and i'm rooting for you

anything that comes off as cruel in my annotations should be read as being aimed at my own flaws i see reflected in your behavior

im gonna go suck guys in the penis now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48122669)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 10:50 AM
Author: silver gay wizard

MPA, you are a 180 dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48122771)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 12:54 PM
Author: Ultramarine cuckoldry senate

Mommy Psychosexual Attachments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48123310)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 12:55 PM
Author: silver gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48123314)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 12:57 PM
Author: Amethyst razzle cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48123331)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 3:03 PM
Author: Thirsty Philosopher-king Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48123788)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 3:04 PM
Author: Pea-brained coldplay fan main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48123789)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 4:23 PM
Author: ungodly rose field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48124187)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 5:17 PM
Author: chocolate passionate pistol address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48124390)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 9:47 AM
Author: swashbuckling copper point

"I want a peer" - you are a disabled poor person so those are your peers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48122481)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 10:29 AM
Author: burgundy generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48122686)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 10:05 AM
Author: provocative party of the first part

An apple-picking date seems doomed from the start

Then you add trauma dumping on top of apple picking?

This woman is not going to talk to you again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48122560)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 10:07 AM
Author: Lime adventurous multi-billionaire library

Correct. But the funny thing is lex is not tuned into her red flags at all. She is divorced and willing to move to a new country to make a "clean break", but lex fauns over her because she listened to him complain about his life. If he had any sense he would be disgusted by her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48122568)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 10:08 AM
Author: Titillating Spot Haunted Graveyard

i did not ignore her red flags. if anything, i saw her red flags as assuring given mine. implies some degree of parity. i found many things endearing about her other than her listening to my bullshit, to be clear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48122578)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 10:09 AM
Author: Lime adventurous multi-billionaire library

i saw her red flags as assuring tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48122584)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: Pea-brained coldplay fan main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48122589)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: salmon motley location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48122710)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 10:42 AM
Author: kink-friendly galvanic stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48122729)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 1:21 PM
Author: Splenetic pink trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48123459)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 3:10 PM
Author: provocative party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48123812)



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Date: September 24th, 2024 7:59 PM
Author: indecent brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48128382)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 10:29 AM
Author: Amethyst razzle cuck

you mentioned her ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48122687)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 10:09 AM
Author: Amethyst razzle cuck

never do a thing-do date first. the cr is meet up for coffee (since lex doesn't drink) knowing the apple picking is nearby as a date continuation thing-do activity if they'd like.

the key is low stakes on first date. no thing-do commitment, no trauma dumping.

but biz shrew seems like she needs to trauma dump after a divorce so maybe lex and her will trauma bond. might not be a bad thing to get him back in the saddle, actually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48122582)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 10:09 AM
Author: Lime adventurous multi-billionaire library

that will end horribly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48122586)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 10:11 AM
Author: Amethyst razzle cuck

she might be in a similar place to him and looking for a sensitive trauma-dumping boyFRIEND as training wheels from a divorce. just like lex might benefit from a girlFRIEND who is more tolerant of his sensitive soul and inexperience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48122591)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 10:15 AM
Author: Lime adventurous multi-billionaire library

this is ridiculous and stupid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48122613)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 10:19 AM
Author: Pea-brained coldplay fan main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48122632)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: salmon motley location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48122712)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 10:45 AM
Author: vivacious tan locus kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48122747)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 10:49 AM
Author: Titillating Spot Haunted Graveyard

... the thought did occur to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48122770)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 2:01 PM
Author: provocative party of the first part

a thing-doing first date just doesn't work

i respect lex for not drinking. i'm an alcoholic. it's a disaster trying to date without drinking. i usually don't like coffee dates, but in his circumstance it's the way to go. and have another activity in your back pocket if it's going well.

but do not dump your emotions on a woman on a first date. ideally, never.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48123602)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 2:09 PM
Author: Amethyst razzle cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48123627)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 10:23 AM
Author: soggy pocket flask double fault

OP start boozing again, today. Now if possible.

This is 100% legal and medical advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48122653)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 10:24 AM
Author: Titillating Spot Haunted Graveyard

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48122657)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 10:25 AM
Author: vivacious tan locus kitty cat

not cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48122666)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 2:20 PM
Author: flesh glittery giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48123662)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 3:48 PM
Author: Rusted vigorous plaza

wtf he needs test not booze

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48123970)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 12:55 PM
Author: Ultramarine cuckoldry senate

u basically got some free exposure therapy. i wouldnt stress about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48123318)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: beady-eyed forum cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48123448)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 2:08 PM
Author: lemon swollen shrine becky

many of the critics itt are simply younger, or more immature.

Many things happen in middle age. Some of them can be chalked up to lower libido, but can also just be sexual satiety. You might not necessarily want... just to fuck some date within the first hour.

you might just want some gay shit like a potential woman to partner up with.

and you 1000% would rather smash your head into a nail than go on a "date" at a "bar".

i think lex is doing the shit he probably should, at his age. find a chick smart enough to talk to, and who is sufficiently off the dating game that she doesnt expect a date to be fancy and expensive and an opportunity for her to dress up and take pictures of appetizers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48123620)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 2:15 PM
Author: provocative party of the first part

I don't know, man

Human psychology is human psychology

A non-sexual thing-doing first date, with someone you've never met, like apple picking, just comes across as tryhard & sets the tone from the outset as a friendship instead of sexual

He's not drinking, which i respect, but that makes dating very tough. His alternative, I guess, is a coffee date, & to read the situation and take it from there. At least it doesn't come across as desperate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48123647)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 2:44 PM
Author: lemon swollen shrine becky

credited observations. theres no right answer.

all i can say is, there are some girls I just want to fuck. and at a certain age and wealth, you can just fuck those girls.

there are other girls I wouldnt mind being in a relationship with. but this precludes fuck-after-five-drinks girls. And it almost basically precludes, "lets meet at the bar this tuesday!"

so, if you in fact want to pursue those girls, youre going to do gay shit. its all going to be gay until you die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48123716)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 3:13 PM
Author: provocative party of the first part

its all going to be gay until you die tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48123815)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 3:13 PM
Author: Lime adventurous multi-billionaire library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48123816)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 4:22 PM
Author: ungodly rose field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48124182)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 5:21 PM
Author: chocolate passionate pistol address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48124399)



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Date: September 25th, 2024 10:06 AM
Author: Titillating Spot Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48129878)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 2:52 PM
Author: Lime adventurous multi-billionaire library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48123756)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 5:04 PM
Author: Abusive hospital

Didn't read the whole thread because, lol. But wasn't there an old, old, OLD xo meme about apple picking on a date? I seem to recall this was a recurrent meme back when law school fags roamed the bort and there were actual women poasting here. Around the time of the honey-headed kid meme.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48124343)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 5:23 PM
Author: chocolate passionate pistol address

Great thread, lex brings all the poasters to the orchard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48124407)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 5:24 PM
Author: Supple national security agency

op goofed by telling this chick everything

she might feel empathy, or schadenfreude, but not sexual attraction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48124412)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 5:52 PM
Author: curious massive gas station pisswyrm

Rooting for you lex ❤️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48124493)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 10:32 PM
Author: Titillating Spot Haunted Graveyard

<3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48125375)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 6:34 PM
Author: appetizing deer antler mad cow disease

Trauma-dumping is actually cr if you tell it in a way that doesn't make you look pathetic. I tell ladies my story on 100% of first dates, and literally the only times it hasn't resulted in first-date sex are the times when I didn't pursue it.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48124610)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 8:33 PM
Author: contagious associate volcanic crater

really? why do you think it has this effect in getting women to have sex with you. or was it just going to happen anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48124971)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 8:34 PM
Author: vivacious tan locus kitty cat

you tell it as a brag because you're a demon in a skinsuit, it's like a serial killer bragging about his victims, lex tells it because he's emotionally crippled and wants a Mommy to pat him on the head and tell him it will all be okay

they're not equivalent at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48124978)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 8:52 PM
Author: Lime adventurous multi-billionaire library

that's the difference (between sex and being ghosted)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48125032)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 10:34 PM
Author: vivacious tan locus kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48125385)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 8:56 PM
Author: Sickened market prole

You’re tall, jacked and rich

Lex is… not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48125048)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 10:33 PM
Author: Titillating Spot Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48125381)



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Date: September 24th, 2024 10:18 PM
Author: silver gay wizard

Yeah, Chads or very masculine men can get away with this because it makes you seem more emotionally open.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48128754)



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Date: September 24th, 2024 10:29 PM
Author: exciting turdskin

have you heard this queer's vocal phenotype?

not exactly killing it on the "masculine" front

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48128817)



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Date: September 24th, 2024 10:32 PM
Author: silver gay wizard

I was simply agreeing with EPAH that since he is very masculine, trauma dumping probably works for him. Virtually all women subconciously want to be the one to get manly, alpha men to open up to them.

I was not commenting on lex either way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48128831)



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Date: September 24th, 2024 11:24 PM
Author: exciting turdskin

im talking about epah's queer little bitch voice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48128966)



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Date: September 24th, 2024 11:28 PM
Author: silver gay wizard

Epah has a bitch queer voice?

This is news to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48128973)



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Date: September 25th, 2024 4:26 AM
Author: Supple national security agency

he’s a lisping faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48129398)



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Date: September 25th, 2024 5:58 AM
Author: charismatic box office dysfunction

he sounds remarkably like this

https://youtu.be/TKUDRW9EA2c?si=K1_2FoZ3neO_3FR1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48129433)



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Date: September 24th, 2024 8:09 PM
Author: Lime adventurous multi-billionaire library

did he text her yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48128422)



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Date: September 24th, 2024 8:42 PM
Author: avocado water buffalo

thread sucks and is a total wasteland of gunneratttt / lex / that indian tranny circlejerking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48128532)



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Date: September 24th, 2024 8:42 PM
Author: Clear Razzmatazz Orchestra Pit Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48128535)



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Date: September 24th, 2024 8:48 PM
Author: Amethyst razzle cuck

angry at thread having (lex) in the title being a faggy circlejerk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48128551)



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Date: September 25th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: Titillating Spot Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48129173)



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Date: September 24th, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: Dead chapel faggot firefighter

decent post moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48128567)



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Date: September 26th, 2024 12:38 PM
Author: ungodly rose field

I only blank bumped iirc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48134379)



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Date: September 24th, 2024 8:50 PM
Author: Splenetic pink trump supporter

Desperately need an update itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48128562)



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Date: September 25th, 2024 12:22 AM
Author: Titillating Spot Haunted Graveyard

we already went out again:

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5601084&forum_id=2#48129169

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48129172)



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Date: September 26th, 2024 3:23 PM
Author: contagious associate volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5599290&forum_id=2#48134922)