Date: November 3rd, 2024 7:04 PM Author: purple laughsome feces
i like to hate watch people, so i joined this group. it's a bunch of redditor types who use the term "crotch goblins" etc. lots of status updates about how HAPPY these people are that they are CHILDFREE.
my favorite is the "flex" posts. people poasting shit like "i just bought a $600 parrot - WITH A CAGE and took it to the vet - couldn't afford to do this if i had other humans to take care of!" "CHILDFREE FLEX - going out of state to see GHOST perform live in april. couldn't afford this if..." basically they're advertising that they are poor/LMC.
Date: November 3rd, 2024 7:32 PM Author: purple laughsome feces
I won a free "Family Photo Shoot" from a local photographer on Facebook and when I booked the appointment she asked about my family. I said 1 people, 2 dogs. And was so happy she considered us a family! The photos turned out great! I recently adopted a 13 year old pomeranian with no teeth so we will have to get an updated family photo!
Date: November 3rd, 2024 7:33 PM Author: purple laughsome feces
Flex.
My husband and I took the train from MD to NYC to watch the Harry Potter and the Cursed Child show on Broadway for the day. We splurged on the Lyric Lounge, so we got complimentary drinks, chocolate wands, private bathrooms (this alone was worth it not to stand in line to share 12 stalls with 300 people during a 15 min intermission), charcuterie board and just a lovely place to sit and chill before the show and during intermission. We also got to pre-order our drinks for intermission (which were waiting for us) and we were able to have snacks available within the lounge.
We ate spicy Vodka pizza from Upside and cannolis from Angelina. Walked a closed 8th St full of vendors and ate more street food. Overall, it was a great little day trip.
Lawd. All this free time and expendable money, what a sad and unfulfilled life we live. π
Date: November 3rd, 2024 7:36 PM Author: purple laughsome feces
Just flexing how hot we are since we are child free and able to do whatever we want with our bodies haha I would hate to wear a lame child friendly costume
Date: November 3rd, 2024 7:38 PM Author: purple laughsome feces
I’ve officially moved from a SINK to a DINK.. but no I’m not in a relationship, still a single pringle π I’ve started working a second job after I get off my 9-5 and my days off so I can start saving money and accomplish this things I want to, alone! Just missing my babies at home π’
Date: November 3rd, 2024 7:40 PM Author: purple laughsome feces
Been on the waitlist for about a year but finally got her. No Lexus dealership in my state so flew down to Denver and drove her home. The best thing is she is paid in full. To my younger sinks and dinks, especially those who may be financially frustrated, my life was not handed to me. Both my husband and I paid our way through college. We bought a half finished house and put in the work. We did all the sheet rock, painting, landscaping, etc. We sacrificed a lot, there were few dinners out, vacations, etc. But we worked our way up and now we have a house on acreage, paid off cars, a few vacations a year, and plan to retire by 55 (hopefully π€). Just know that hard work and smart decisions can pay off. None of this would have been possible if we had had kids.
Date: November 3rd, 2024 10:16 PM Author: purple laughsome feces
“ One of my favorite DINK flexes-being able to just sit in peace & give belly rubs my pup, Farrah. She’s been by my side for 7 years & she’s almost 9 now. She came from a local shelter and had some major anxiety/trust issues in the beginning. Now she gets to live the rest of her life being loved & spoiled along the way. π₯Ή
Breeders don’t know shit when they say we’ll never experience unconditional love.”
Date: November 3rd, 2024 10:43 PM Author: plum awkward chad
Honestly it seems like a win for everyone these people had the presence of mind to refrain from childbearing. The tragedy is that the people suited to childbearing are having 1-3 and not like 6 to keep average stable.
Date: November 4th, 2024 6:30 AM Author: purple laughsome feces
Proud DINK here! Long time lurker, first time posting. I just wanted to share about my semi-recent trip to Toronto! My wife and I took a seven hour drive from our home in the States as an early 10 year wedding anniversary/27 total years together anniversary gift to each other. The first night we ate at an Italian chain but, the next day we went to Niagara Falls, went on a clothing shopping spree at Reitman’s (love that store!), ate at the 360° Restaurant at CN Tower and capped the trip off with a concert by my favorite band, The Dears!
We had such a good time, we’re going back in February to see Kumail Nanjiani’s stand-up!
If we had crotch goblins we πππππ would be able to do these things. As it stood, it was hard enough finding a good kennel for our St. Bernard Ollie! I can’t imagine if there were little demon seeds running around too! π
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The couple (one of these ladies was obviously a dood earlier in the relationship):
Date: November 4th, 2024 6:52 AM Author: purple laughsome feces
My husband and I are thinking of moving to another state (FL to WV) and he asked me today if we should come up with an excuse as to why we don’t have kids. I prefer just to tell people the truth: we have never and will never want them but he thinks we should make up something to say. What do y’all think? He thinks people will be even less understanding in WV.
Also anyone who lives or has lived there please chime in with literally anything about the state!
Date: November 4th, 2024 6:57 AM Author: purple laughsome feces
So I'm having a terrible allergy flare up and my eyes look ghoulish, but my mom and I dominated bar trivia, and now I'm doing bad karaoke at a dive bar on Sunday, because NO KIDS. I work nights and don't have to wake up until almost noon to go to work tomorrow. I can sleep off the hangover and still make it to work sporting expensive makeup to cover up my monster face. Pic of before I let my house for tax.
Date: November 4th, 2024 7:04 AM Author: deep brunch mad-dog skullcap
these are amazing. keep posting. youd think these dinks would be living underwater for a year or negotiating peace in kurdistan but no they are singing karaoke and going to disneyworld but paying a lot of money to do it
Date: November 4th, 2024 7:15 AM Author: purple laughsome feces
yeah it's pretty amazing. that said, my wife and i were on the fence about having kids at first and used to think like this. but then we turned 33-34 and just had a kid. i sense a good number of the people in this group are late 20s/mid 30s and might wind up having kids. a lot of them likely won't though and are GC's wet dream.
Date: November 4th, 2024 7:23 AM Author: purple laughsome feces
It's my off season for financial gains but I still managed to do this BECAUSE I CAN. I've been wanting this tattoo for years. I've been a huge Alice Cooper fan since my single digits age. So last night I said "screw it, let's do it!" ...a shop that I'm good friends with reopened in a new location and their top artist made room for me in his busy schedule to do this. It truly pays off in life to be a good person, support good people, choose the right people in life and NOT HAVE KIDS BOGGING YOU DOWN! π€π€π€ Anyone who is in Kentucky should check out Counting House Tattoo in Cave City.
After my coworker and I got our work done we went out and sang karaoke. Bet your sweet *ss I sang some Alice songs
i am also not real sure what her (?) message is with this status update - if you are a good person and "choose the right people" you can get a tattoo on your head?
Date: November 4th, 2024 9:41 AM Author: purple laughsome feces
can guarantee it isn't
i know two people on there and have seen them like stuff but not poast.
person 1: dumpy girl ive known since the 90s, once almost drank a cup of cum my friends made. she was apparently blackout drunk at a party and people jerked off into a cup and offered her $100 to drink it. guy stepped in and stopped it. remember the annapolis newspaper shooting from like 10 years ago? the guy who did that was obsessed with her when they were in HS. back in 2014, she and i were coked up at a party and everyone crashed out at like 2 am. she kissed me and tried to hook up with me. anyway, she makes FB updates sometimes about how she's so proud that she chose the childfree life, etc.
person 2: guy from my HS. is an absolute retard and apparently huge trumpmo now. he married a dumb bitch in the marines or navy. they live in are country MD and shoot guns. i heard they tried for a kid but she had a miscarriage and i suppose they gave up after. was surprised to see him on there, and it's kinda sad because they are not evidently childfree by choice.
Date: November 4th, 2024 10:13 AM Author: Hot Piazza
yesterday i went to McDs for lunch and got two McDoubles. I expected ketchup at least and when i bit into it there was a huge blob of mayo or guatemalan cum. i checked the ticket and it said McDouble -ketchup -mustard +mayo but that was not at all what I ordered. Fucking spics.
Date: November 4th, 2024 10:27 AM Author: purple laughsome feces
you aren't interested in how i came to nut in the mayo of the singer of a VERY d-list 90s band?
well fuck it i'll tell you. his little sister was a classmate of mine, and she was like 3 years younger than me (and at the time, he had to be at least mid 20s, i was 18 - so they were far apart in age). her parents went out of town and she had a crush on me so she invited me over. i came over with these two guys visiting me from orange county and we destroyed her house, broke all kinds of shit, etc. and i jacked off in the family mayo. there was a tour itinerary on the fridge - they were on tour with Live, lol. and actually i guess it's a reach to say i jerked off in HIS mayo. i assume he lived outside the house, but still.
Date: November 4th, 2024 5:59 PM Author: purple laughsome feces
Trigger warning Im asking a sensitive question only for 18+
I was on a date with someone that also didnt want kids. We got along great but we mutally agreed that we werent a good fit. There IS something that he mentioned that I am very curious about though.
This question is only for women that have a partner with a vasectomy and also for men that have a vasectomy as well- did the feeling of "finishing" change?
I explained to my date that my birth control plan is to get a nexplanon impant(I have had it before) but long term I would hope my partner would be open to a vasectomy. My date works in the medical field and said that they personally wouldn't get a vasectomy because they didnt want to "shoot blanks". I asked what that meant and he essentially explained that the sensation of "finishing" didnt as pleasurable or it feels different.
I had no idea that was even a thing so ladies with a partner that has had this done, did they express any changes like that? To guys that actually got the procedure done, did it feel different??
Date: November 4th, 2024 6:12 PM Author: aqua heady juggernaut hall
"Hi, I don't want children but I want to have every other thing that is associated with creating children... I want a sexual partner, I want to engage in the reproductive act a lot (but not reproduce), I want to wear clothes that accentuate my breasts (but never actually use them for breastfeeding), and I also want marriage given the opportunity but I absolutely 100% don't want to actually have any "crotch goblins". Any advice?"
Date: November 4th, 2024 6:26 PM Author: purple laughsome feces
yea it really is incredible hate viewing. highly recommend.
i've always cringed when that dumpy girl from hs poasted updates about how she's "so happy with my decision not to have kids..." after roe got overturned, she made an update about how she might get her tubes tied or whatever (she was like 43 at the time). obnoxious.
viewing the situation as favorably as possible for these idiots, i guess you can say that a group on FB is justifiable because they feel like outcasts because society expects them to have kids, blah blah blah. but you can tell these people are absolutely vapid and empty. and there seems to be a fair amount of cope going on. why do you need to swear up and down publicly that you are SO HAPPY with your child-less life? just go live your life if it's so awesome.
Date: November 4th, 2024 6:44 PM Author: purple laughsome feces
I am proud to say after 90 days of working with children 3-13, I have quit and affirmed my desire to never go through that again. I've never worked so hard for so little money. I'd never do that for free.
My body has aged, my mental is at .01, the migraines and sticky hands and repeating my name over and over, repeatedly violating simple rules... 90 days! I couldn't do 72 seasons of that.
Date: November 4th, 2024 6:46 PM Author: purple laughsome feces
Panicking a bit since I just negotiated salary in a job offer for the first time ever. I currently make 49k and I’m moving to a different dept within my company, it’s technically a lateral move but they offered me a 5% increase putting me at 52k and change. I was hopping to get closer to 55k but my company is currently on a hiring freeze so I only shot for 53k. I’m panicking that they’ll say no even though it’s only like $600 π₯²π₯²π₯²
Date: November 4th, 2024 6:49 PM Author: purple laughsome feces
Not having kids means when I FINALLY have a day off, I can spend it in peace and quiet with my cats, with a cozy fire (it’s 42 degrees where I live today), heated blankets, sipping wine, watching crime documentaries and making homemade sourdough. Life’s good, and my soul needed this reprieve, it needs it frequently. Why would ANYONE ever want to ruin this with children? π
Date: November 6th, 2024 11:32 AM Author: purple laughsome feces
Is there a list started for those of us seeking a marriage outside of the US? βΊοΈ IDK maybe Spain, Greenland, Canada, Europe, or anywhere but the US π
Date: November 7th, 2024 5:49 AM Author: purple laughsome feces
Getting my cdl because white collar jobs are scarce. Currently have $0 in retirement at age 25, but between the climate crisis and the U.S.'s current transition into a dictatorship I'll probably be offed before worrying about retirement.
Date: November 7th, 2024 11:23 AM Author: purple laughsome feces
I'm sorry if my post is too political, but during this time I've been depressed because during the past 2 years, I went through 2 failed relationships with 2 childfree men that I thought I could spend my happy childfree life with. They ended badly and I'm having a lot of mixed feelings about my future as a childfree woman. I've been doing so much reflection on what happened wrong and besides normal couple issues, there was a big political barrier in my partners' thought process that started slowly creeping up and created many frustrations. Many years ago I actually gave up on dating due to health issues and difficulty accessing voluntary sterilization (I didn't tolerate other birth control options and stopped working properly). After I got a hysterectomy, I can't tell you how happy I was. It was like a celebration for me. So after that, I met what I thought were 2 wonderful childfree people, who both actually turned out to be your typical conservative and didn't care about me like they claimed and were probably narcissist. It took SO MUCH to meet them. I'm still disabled and trying to pick myself up and go forward for years. It's so HARD to just realize there will be 4 years of someone who likes NOTHING THAT I AM.
Date: November 7th, 2024 12:39 PM Author: Wine sanctuary
it’s hilarious that these all pretty much boil down completely to CONSOOOOM. the fact that they’re consooming the stupidest, emptiest baubles imaginable is icing on the cake.
Date: November 7th, 2024 12:44 PM Author: purple laughsome feces
if i can find the pics again i'll poast. it's just sad. this fat bitch in a bridesmaids dress standing on the beach, then there's a pic of her hand (which looks like a potroast with painted nails) holding a cone of french fries, etc.
it's like the movie They Live irl. these morons have been fooled into thinking that "free time" and me me me me is important and nothing else.
that said, and i said this before, i kinda thought this way before my wife and i had kids (we had our first kid when i was 35). we were going to just stay kid free and hang out or whatever. you don't see the other side of it until you have kids....but i feel like when you hit 35 at the latest, if you have any level of introspection you should realize that you're going to feel empty later in life if you just keep going out to instagram dinners, speakeasys, the opera, etc. and posting stupid pictures of your fat ass and your fat spouse on social media.
Date: November 7th, 2024 2:56 PM Author: Wine sanctuary
i am a little worried that, on my deathbed, after spending a fulfilling life bringing up a new and hopefully better generation, surrounded by my family (including a grandson that bears my name), leaving them in good stead as content and productive people themselves, i will regret missing out on that $18 commemorative milkshake glass. the road not taken, i suppose.
Date: November 7th, 2024 11:57 AM Author: purple laughsome feces
Mini Sinkwad flex β¨ I had a photoshoot for my fur baby who turned 11 last week with the rest of the family and friends that care about him as much as I doβ€οΈ it was such a lovely experience and so heartwarming that Cosmo (my dog) was so loved and surrounded by people who care for him so much β€οΈ
The only thing missing is one person to go to Dinkwad β€οΈ
Date: November 8th, 2024 8:24 AM Author: Orange idea he suggested
Frankly, you should be grateful.
Where do you think all the Latino criminals come from? Impoverished Latino/black families still believe they can be considered "something" if they have kids even if they fail at everything else.
You should be thankful they chose not to bring another batch of criminals into the world.
Date: November 7th, 2024 1:45 PM Author: purple laughsome feces
Had a funny encounter with a colleague. He’s a PA and I’m a relatively new provider in the office so they’re still trying to get to know me. His MA asked “hey do you and your husband have any kids” to which I said “nope!”
MA: are you planning to?
Me: nope!
MA: oh okay nice! I’ll be you guys can travel a bit and have a good time
The PA: wait you’re not planning to have kids? As in you don’t want to?
Me: that’s correct
The PA: well who is going to take care of you when you’re old? (Knowing that my other role is in hospice and end of life care)
Me: well, J (we will call him J) working in the field I do I’ve realized how much it’s a minority for kids to actually do that for their elders
J: well, yeah but you’re probably getting a skewed perspective because you’re seeing people who are being dumped onto hospice
Me: you know as well as I do, that our assisted living facility and skilled nursing facilities are FULL to the brim with people who have kids, right?
J: ………
I don’t think this conversation went the way he planned ππ
Date: November 7th, 2024 11:44 PM Author: purple laughsome feces
We like being out&about and often bring the dogs. Tonight after strolling around a shopping centre we went for food and dogs were in their stroller. It was cold so I had them under a blanket with the cover closed so they could nap (this photo is from a different and warmer day π)
As we were leaving the couple next to us went “your baby is so quiet!”
I couldn’t help but laugh when i said “that’s because there’s no baby in there but 3 dogs”
Travel and such isn’t always easy with dogs but definitely easier than a baby π
Date: November 8th, 2024 7:39 AM Author: purple laughsome feces
Can I just say that I am so grateful for this group. It is so validating to be apart of a likeminded community. I cannot stand children and I would rather die than be pregnant and have to care after a baby all the time. I’m so sick of everyone in my life telling me I am crazy and selfish for thinking this. IT IS VALID! My boyfriend wants children and keeps pushing the idea on me and I’m losing my mind. I am set on this and want to be sterilized. Y’all make me feel less crazy , may we all live a happy child free peaceful life and a happily ever after
Date: November 8th, 2024 1:12 PM Author: purple laughsome feces
Hi everyone! Was it hard for you to find a SINK to have a serious relationship with? For me it is. The singles in my area either have kids, want kids, or don’t want kids but we don't match/I don't like them (the last one I dated told me that if his girlfriend was sick, he would leave her). Advice? I’m in my 40s… How should I go about it? I don’t have a huge list of criteria either… TIA π
Date: November 8th, 2024 2:03 PM Author: purple laughsome feces
No matter who you voted for … that woman would have never been able to run for president if she had crotch goblins !!!! …. I would be more impressed if seeing a woman (who made it on her own) with crotch goblins running for president… it won’t happen ! Yeah Hillary Clinton had one kid BUT her husband paved the way for her ! Men don’t have the pressure and responsibility women have with kids.
Date: November 8th, 2024 2:29 PM Author: purple laughsome feces
Fellow DINKS- I'm curious about your sleeping arrangements. I love being child free for many reasons, but the ability to get good sleep is at the top of the list. But recently his snoring is keeping me awake, and I hate it. I moved to the guest bedroom last night and it was wonderful. Slept like a baby. I'm considering making that a more regular thing, maybe adopting the other room for myself on work nights. Anyone here sleep in separate rooms from your partner? Any advice or experience you can share? I'm afraid it will hurt his feelings or create distance between us, but damn, I NEED my sleep!
Date: November 9th, 2024 6:55 AM Author: purple laughsome feces
I love him to death, but my silly lil husband is allergic to cats and dogs π₯²π₯²π₯² what allergy medications/shots/other regiments eg environmental sprays help you with your allergies with your fur babies? We really want a cat but I also don’t want him to be uncomfortable everyday in his own home. Bonus - any experience with “hypoallergenic” cats eg simease, sphinx would be greatly appreciated!!
*our Xmas picture from last year for a boost. Wouldn’t a cat just be the cherry on top for us??!
Date: November 9th, 2024 6:58 AM Author: purple laughsome feces
DINK Flex, being able to buy old, low mileage, regular cab trucks. Wouldn't have the money and would need more space if we had kids. Plus now the ole lady and I can tote our horses up into the mountains when we get moved to the farm we own in East Tennessee, after she gets out of the military.
Date: November 9th, 2024 7:55 AM Author: purple laughsome feces
children can be “the greatest joy” of a man’s life because women are the ones who have to suffer to give it to them. Sacrificing their bodies, careers and mental health so that dad can have the “joy” of the Kodak moments like playing catch in the backyard. Don’t fall for it.
Date: November 9th, 2024 12:04 PM Author: purple laughsome feces
Not just a flex, but I'm 28 SINK, no CC debit, owe about 150k on a rental property--it pays for itself +200ish a month, live very cheaply with some of my siblings (this is by choice, very fun, living with some of my best friends to cook, gym, play video games, just day to day life together) remote job, decent pay, >100k in savings (much of this going to be eaten up next year building a duplex to rent out) have traveled quite a bit, want to keep traveling; travel, food, and gym are my passions, asking for advice on investments, or recommendations for hobbies, what do y'all do?
Date: November 9th, 2024 12:26 PM Author: talented primrose fortuitous meteor stag film
When you look at the hundreds of thousands of idiots who can barely make ends meet and bring a ton of children to go through the same shit, or the minorities who are ruining the country and live off food stamps, do you feel they should keep bringing more babies, or that they should stop being retarded and just call it a life?
Srsly, this is the awakening of the retards. Not raising children when you don't have your shit together is a lot smarter than let it slide and procreate.
Date: November 9th, 2024 12:35 PM Author: talented primrose fortuitous meteor stag film
If only life had a purpose. It doesn't. So you're bringing a child so that he brings another child, so that he brings another child. It's been over 2000 years of the same shit. Why do we do this?
Date: November 9th, 2024 12:21 PM Author: purple laughsome feces
We just signed a lease on our own rent stabilized apartment in Manhattan & we love having little not kid friendly touches like matches out for our guests, sassy decor & $40 Aesop hand soap π
LOL their sassy decor includes a candle in the bathroom that is labeled "please don't do coke in the bathroom"
Date: November 10th, 2024 1:15 AM Author: purple laughsome feces
SINK Flex
Got my hair done (yes, i'm living in the 90s and have a spiral perm) and upgraded my phone while getting a jump on Christmas shopping. Ladies-- Kohls is having a huge sale on Bras if you're looking for new Over the Shoulder Boulder Holder (got a 40 dollar bra for 16). Spent 3 hours in the salon chair, followed up by driving around and jamming out to my tunes. Sipping water and munchin on sour gummy worms i don't have to share or find 3 months later mashed into the carpet.
Date: November 10th, 2024 1:26 AM Author: Contagious violet mexican boiling water
To be fair,
This seems to be a completely "lib free" thread, even though it is almost entirely comprised of XOers repoasting a bunch of awesome internet "flexes" written by proud members of one of their biggest and most reliable political constituencies.
Date: November 10th, 2024 4:55 PM Author: Contagious violet mexican boiling water
To be fair,
My man! You're back!
Have "Thoughtful Moderate Radical Centrists" finished with their weeklong binge-drinking and stopped having strokes over the fact that Orange Man Bad Adolf Hitler 2.0 won the popular vote?
Date: November 10th, 2024 1:15 PM Author: purple laughsome feces
Any fellow Disney Adults been to Saratoga Springs Resort?
My husband surprised me with a Disney vacation which will be our second one since our honeymoon in 2021 and I got to pick which resort I'd like to stay at.
I chose Saratoga Springs for its proximity to Disney Springs, golf course (husband is an avid golfer), and chill/quiet vibe.
Our Disney trip a few years ago got us hooked on how fun childless Disney trips could be but other plans and vacations since then kept us from going back sooner until now. β€οΈ
Date: November 11th, 2024 6:09 AM Author: purple laughsome feces
My husband and I just got back from a bus tour to Spain. We are 32, WFH, just bought a beautiful new build home and ofc don’t have kids.
We realize we couldn’t have the life we do if we had kids right now - so we don’t! The boomers on our tour could not wrap their heads around how we were there also on vacation and after sharing our lifestyle, how we were so lucky bc they were hard at work at our age and raising a family. π€¨ we have 4 jobs btw the two of us and chose to not reproduce. How the hell does that equate to not working hard??
Also, wtf should I be working my ass off in the first place just to go on vacation when I’m old and decrepit and can’t move π€£ I can’t understand why they want to be pawns in someone else’s greed game tied down for decades and not just be happy for someone else for not choosing the path they did.
Apparently if you don’t have kids you haven’t earned anything in life and are “just starting out” at 32 ππ I got to give a piece of my mind to a few who wouldn’t shut up about their kids choosing to be CF too. β€οΈβ€οΈ highly recommend Spain. Highly do not recommend a bus tour. π¬ pics for tax!
Date: November 11th, 2024 10:00 AM Author: purple laughsome feces
these people are wild as shit. they clearly have some sort of internalized guilt over not procreating. probably because we are genetically wired to do it, so there is something within them saying hey have kids and they're fighting against it.
so they make ridiculous poasts on a fb group that shouldn't exist, and use terms like crotch goblins, cum pets, etc.
i mean, there's no way that they're getting hassled daily about not having kids, and they need a place to vent about that. if so, i guess i'd understand why they are commiserating on social media about how great it is not having kids.
Date: November 11th, 2024 10:36 AM Author: talented primrose fortuitous meteor stag film
The world is divided into two teams now: Team Kids vs. Team No Kids.
You're raving about them in the same way they rave about you.
In the end, if they're truly happy, they shouldn't be posting nonstop, but the same goes for happy parents.
Why are happy parents even joining SINK/DINK groups? For the exact same reason Dink/Sinks create those groups. We're all comparing each other and shitting on anyone who's different.
Date: November 11th, 2024 10:44 AM Author: talented primrose fortuitous meteor stag film
True, but they'll never admit they're unhappy. It's a ton of work and sacrifice. They won't give that up so easily.
They have to convince themselves they're fulfilled and happy.
Oh look at my grown-ups! I made that happen! (They could pretty well be institutionalized for mental illnesses caused by years of child abuse, but hey, the cells reproduced and they look grown up!)
Date: November 11th, 2024 11:35 AM Author: purple laughsome feces
i just like judging people and making fun of them.
in no scenario could i see joining a facebook page to commiserate with other kid havers about how people with no kids suck, etc.
and i don't think they suck because they don't have kids. frankly, a lot of them probably shouldn't. but they're the types of retards to make that part of their identity.
i think i said it in the OP, i only joined that group to ridicule these retards. it isn't well adjusted or healthy, but who cares. i mean, i poast here ffs.
Date: November 11th, 2024 11:02 PM Author: purple laughsome feces
I know my Latinos in here with understand my flex that I’m honestly super proud of. For my dad’s 50th I was not able to attend his party in Mexico but I was able to pay for 1 hour of mariachi music for him. As a Mexican that grew up with Mexican music you know how big of a deal it is to be able to give that to your parents. And honestly it was one of the moments when I realized I made it as an adult. Being able to not think twice about paying for an hour of a mariachi band
lol of course. The GDP Per Capita in Mexico is like $14K, the bands can't be too expensive (musicians are poor even by Mexican standards). This site says an hour is $3800 in Mexican which is around $200 USD. Wow, so you couldn't make your father's birthday but you spent $200 on a band, rolling in itttttttttttttt
Date: November 16th, 2024 9:45 PM Author: purple laughsome feces
The gym I go to is super “gym bro” and “lift big weights and do whatever the f you want”
RESPECTFULLY
Their music was down and not working and I know the staff so I got the okay to play it blasting from my own speaker. A class was going on where I was stretching so the people in the class actually were super thrilled I was playing music for em.
Let’s just say it wasn’t kid friendly and there were a couple teens around the gym there with their parents.
The dirty looks I got from parents π πlol
*The music they play is at a 4 explicit, mine was at a 5.5 π
I’m not going to play rated g music just for your crotch goblin to not hear sexually explicit words and swearing π’
Take your kids to the park or Planet Fitness πππ₯°
Date: November 17th, 2024 12:10 AM Author: chocolate church people who are hurt
There's something very telling about the fact that their big flexes are shit like going to see Harry Potter plays and Disney World.
Plus they all spend a shitton of time and money on their dogs and take family photos with the dogs and cats.
Like if they were artists or some shit living in Manhattan then maybe I'd get it, but it seems like these people are just saving up money so they can go to the private bar at the kids show?
Date: November 17th, 2024 12:15 AM Author: purple laughsome feces
Yeah it’s LMC people who haven’t grown up. It’s fine that they don’t procreate (in fact, it’s probably for the best) but the way they look at the world is just broken.
Date: November 17th, 2024 3:16 PM Author: purple laughsome feces
I will never run out of reasons for why I'm glad I don't have kids, but here's reason 5,300,893 of why I am:
Yesterday I was at Publix getting groceries and a young boy, about five years old, decided to have a FULL tantrum in the frozen foods aisle. He was on the floor screaming and crying about God knows what. I was watching the mother and father both trying to control him and failing miserably, with the father trying to pick him up off the floor and the mother doing that ridiculous "I'm gonna count to three" nonsense that we know NEVER works with kids. THEN the sister, about three years old sitting in the shopping cart, decides to join in and SHE starts screaming and crying about God knows what. It's a complete debacle right in front of the frozen pizza section. I grab my ice cream, put my airpods in because I'm rather stick a fork in my eye than continue listening to that, and I go on my merry way to self-checkout. I am done paying and leaving the store and the kids are STILL crying and the parents are STILL doing their ridiculous countdown.
I roll my eyes, giggle, and say to myself "I fucking love my life."
Date: November 17th, 2024 4:24 PM Author: purple laughsome feces
Went to a ren fair and waited in line to get this pic and this kids parents didnt say anything or care even though another parent yelled at their kids to get out of the pic. We stood there awkwardly waiting till i finally just said take one and left π€¦πΌβοΈ walking away i kinda said “wow thats rude where are his parents” but i doubt anyone heard. Im so mad at myself for not saying something more clearly. I got three pics, one where hes walking up and two of the below π
Date: November 17th, 2024 4:40 PM Author: chocolate church people who are hurt
Lol at him acting like kids were screaming during a black tie wedding speech when they were really ruining an adult posing for pictures at a renaissance fair.
Date: November 17th, 2024 4:34 PM Author: purple laughsome feces
For any DINKS/SINKS that choose to not have crotch goblins due to mental health - often times I get behind on self care because #depression lol … today I cleaned my apartment, did an “everything” shower π, went and got a spray tan and checked on the progress of the house my bf and I are building….. all of which would not be possible with children dragging us down. So if you’re having a bad day just remember you’ve made a smart choice that you don’t have tiny humans making it worse. πππ
Date: November 19th, 2024 9:58 AM Author: purple laughsome feces
Experiencing London and Paris with my husband for the month of November! Happy that we only had to find accommodations for our dog at home to enjoy our time here and spend our hard earned money!
We own a company that we can work from anywhere and I’m an actor in LA. It’s a slow season so we are spending time abroad the DINK way π«π·
Date: November 19th, 2024 10:09 AM Author: stimulating brilliant legal warrant patrolman
lol @ how much hidden information is in the sentence "We own a company that we can work from anywhere and I’m an actor in LA."
TRANSLATION: She makes no money being an "actor," but he has a successful company that "we" own. I know many bros who have wives that are essentially housepets, but the women in this equation tend to be in denial of this basic fact.
Date: November 19th, 2024 10:30 AM Author: purple laughsome feces
this chick i went to hs with is married to a guy who was a partner at Boies. he is, by all appearances, rich af. he owns a boutique firm. he's older (as in, im guessing he's in his 60s and she's like 43). he has kids, but they never had any.
she is an "actor" and "playwright" in nyc, lmao. same situation.
Date: November 19th, 2024 10:44 AM Author: stimulating brilliant legal warrant patrolman
Classic second wife housepet. There's nothing wrong with that if that's what both parties want, but I find woman tend to be delusional thinking it's a partnership and his money is something "we" earned. They're often in for a rude awakening if things don't work out and they're actually bound by the terms of the prenup they agreed to way back when (despite media portrayals these are generally good if you do them right)
Date: November 19th, 2024 11:23 AM Author: purple laughsome feces
yea she poasts on facebook about "their" theatre company and all this bullshit. this is a stupid vanity project bc of your husband's successful lol boutique.
Date: November 20th, 2024 10:12 PM Author: purple laughsome feces
Warning: Sad post, but DINK flex.
My father passed away Monday night. Because I have financial flexibility as a DINK, I flew my mom (and myself) out to the hospital in Texas to be with my dad. Although they’ve been divorced for 20 years, my dad never stopped loving her. My mom loves him too, but couldn’t live with him. My dad is a difficult person. Last year they lost their daughter, my older sister to liver failure, and my mom was in the air when she died, despite my best effort to get her there on time. Mom said she didn’t want to miss another important death and when it came time, I put her on another plane. Despite the time lapse and the differences in their past, she arrived and climbed into bed with him and held him until he stopped breathing. He acknowledged her when she arrived, passed just an hour and a half after. He was waiting for her. It was the sweetest, saddest, and yet, most amazing thing I ever witnessed. I’m so glad I could make this happen for my mom and my dad, and it was cathartic for all of us to usher him to death in the best way we could. I’m sure if I had kids, I wouldn’t have been able to make this happen.
RIP daddy. ♥οΈ
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this one is just weird as fuck and kind of sums these people up. she turned her dead dad into a "flex". wow you were able to afford a $300 plane ticket! never could have done that with cumpet crotch goblins~!
Date: November 21st, 2024 12:31 AM Author: aqua heady juggernaut hall
It's also about the deep meaning and beauty of the child-parent relationship. I think these people are just terribly confused and damaged and incoherent
Date: November 20th, 2024 10:56 PM Author: purple laughsome feces
Sometimes it’s the little things. My best friend from high school is b*tching about how much work she has to do as an assistant teacher for the kids in her class for their thanksgiving arts and crafts. Meanwhile, I’m home from work and can leave work at work, and try new whiskey, get tipsy on a Wednesday night, bake pretzels, wax my legs, and watch Mindhunter on Netflix π€·π»βοΈ
We’re “totally” missing out πππππππππππ
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This is one of the dumber posts there. wtf is she talking about? Her friend is a teacher, not complaining about her own kids.
lol plus the low level "luxury." Netflix, whisky, waxing and baking? Yes, I'm sure no mothers do that, they're sober and hairy until the youngest leaves the nest. At least the car buyers are legit doing something they couldn't do if the money was going to daycare or whatever the fuck
Date: November 26th, 2024 8:21 AM Author: purple laughsome feces
I love being a DINK! In March we spent a week in Mexico at a high end adults only all inclusive. Then we did a week at our families cabin in Wisconsin in July. In January this year we are doing a week long staycation at home to focus on some home updates and just centering ourselves for the year ahead. We are doing a themed dinner multiple nights of our staycation. I’m talking LOTR, Coraline, One Piece, Etc! In November of 2025 my parents are taking us, my brother, SIL, and nephew to Disney for 7 nights. They’re covering our airfare, the resort stay, and our 7 day park hopper passes. Which means we just get to use our funds to buy whatever we want and live it up.
My Christmas this year we had put 4K aside for Christmas presents. We spent $300+ on each of our parents. I bought some super awesome custom made exploration toys from Etsy for my nephew. We spent $500 on gifts for our dogs and cat. And the rest of that money went toward buying myself a new uplift desk (Gave my slightly smaller uplift to the hubby), and I bought my husband a new sound board, expensive headset, new video games, and a ton of awesome stuff from Etsy for his stocking. His stocking stuffers came out to $200 alone.
This month was just a total crap shoot for us financially. We had to spend $500 on our HVAC, $600 on new tires for my suv, $1200 on surgery for one dog, and $600 for diagnostics on another. And we didn’t have to touch our emergency fund because we had enough in all of our other savings funds just for situations like this. I have an account for pet expenses and home/vehicle expenses which covered everything. Additionally all my pets are insured so we will get 90% of the vet expenses back.
We both had a really rough life until we got back together and moved south (for property in a LCOL state). My husband went from making 25k per year in a HCOL state to 100-120k in a LCOL state. I went from about 40k to 55k. I know to a lot of people these are not crazy high incomes. But for us it allows us to live extremely comfortably in the state we laid down roots.
And dont get me started on our hobbies! I am obsessed with fiber arts. I just started crocheting 6 months ago, and am going to start knitting after Christmas! We are both huge PC gamers. We get to do what we want when we want on weekends. A few photos of what being DINKS allows us to afford!
Date: December 6th, 2024 9:34 PM Author: purple laughsome feces
Showing off my hobby!
I currently have these 4 fursuits with another one being custom made currently. Feel free to ask me any questions you have! This is no way sexual for me, just a fun hobby I like. I know this isn’t everyone’s cup of tea, so if you don’t like the post you are more than welcome to scroll past
These 4 cost $5-6k (which is actually on the cheaper side π ) The most expensive and newest is the dinosaur at $2k. But the best part? No kids to ruin these wearable art works!
Any other furries here want to show of their fursuits?
Date: December 8th, 2024 10:15 AM Author: purple laughsome feces
Not to brag or anything ππ, but it's nice to pay cash for a major appliance when it goes out and not have to finance it or ask for a loan. #DINKLIFE #adultinghumor #nokids
Post includes a photo of a water heater. This sums up the mindset of these people quite well.
Date: December 28th, 2024 2:33 PM Author: purple laughsome feces
On another post we were discussing all you a-holes (I say this with love and jest. You do you booππ₯°) that want to yeet the kids into space with Elon and why we aren’t posting our wins as SINKS/DINKS instead of constantly yapping about kids existing. So let’s see those wins. What do you get to do because you don’t have kids??? I’ll start.
I’m currently on day 13 of a 17 day trip to Argentina. I flew business class here (on American though. Trash business product. Not impressed. Not worth the price tag. But it’s the only OW airline that flies here from Seattle)
Yesterday, while chatting with my uber driver I mentioned I was traveling alone (yes ladies I know. Don’t worry. I sussed out the situation. It wasn’t an issue to mention that). He asked how old I was. 43. Damn. You look good! Yes. I know. I don’t have a husband or kids. Of course I look great. Then we went out for drinks and I took him back to my Airbnb. Single and fabulous. π₯³π₯³π₯³ππΌππΌππΌ
Date: May 4th, 2025 12:25 PM Author: purple laughsome feces
you know the uber driver was kinda chadly but between girlfriends and thought she was dumpy as fuck but saw an easy lay so he told her she looked "great for 43," pumped and dumped her and bounced.
Date: May 10th, 2025 10:13 PM Author: purple laughsome feces
What is your favorite “buy it for life” purchase that was worth every penny? Something you maybe could have gotten on the “cheap”, but decided to spend your well-earned SINK/DINK cash on quality>quantity. Something that will last years if not a lifetime and has become one of your very favorite things!
I’ll start with my Dyson Airwrap. It cuts my style time to less than half and my hair looks full and shiny every time! Also, our Shun chef knives. I love to cook and a good quality knife is everything! πͺβ€οΈπβοΈ