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xoxo dungeonmasTTTer launching White House bid
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Date: January 20th, 2007 6:58 PM Author: Olive Abode Shitlib (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7457115) |
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Date: January 20th, 2007 6:59 PM Author: swollen exhilarant ratface Where will you get the chubby White paladins? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7457126) |
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Date: January 20th, 2007 7:02 PM Author: Olive Abode Shitlib (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7457134) |
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Date: January 20th, 2007 7:03 PM Author: swollen exhilarant ratface I look forward to making sweet love to the framed character sheet of my very own White paladin. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7457141) |
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Date: January 20th, 2007 7:05 PM Author: Olive Abode Shitlib (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7457154) |
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Date: January 20th, 2007 7:10 PM Author: bat shit crazy site juggernaut Where is the instantaneous outpouring of love for this post? The only stuff I know about D&D is what I picked up from my brother back when we were kids, but this shit is GOLD GOLD GOLD FUCKING GOLD.
180, dood. |
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Date: January 20th, 2007 7:11 PM Author: bat shit crazy site juggernaut Fuck, and I missed the title at first: "Campaign to be a 'Critical Hit'."
SWeet. |
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Date: January 20th, 2007 7:15 PM Author: Hairraiser lay me too, ty for bringing this to my attention (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7457200) |
Date: January 20th, 2007 7:00 PM Author: Rusted Den Goyim I LoL'd. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7457129) |
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Date: January 20th, 2007 7:10 PM Author: Dun affirmative action mood How do you rate the opposition? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7457171) |
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Date: January 20th, 2007 7:12 PM Author: Olive Abode Shitlib (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7457183) |
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Date: January 20th, 2007 7:13 PM Author: bat shit crazy site juggernaut Plz rate the following opponents. Specify battle strategies that the xoxo dungeonmasTTTer would employ against them, both in a melee primary and in a one-on-one general election battle:
Barack Obama Hillary Clinton Rudy Giuliani John McCain |
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Date: January 20th, 2007 7:30 PM Author: Olive Abode Shitlib (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7457248) |
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Date: January 20th, 2007 7:36 PM Author: bat shit crazy site juggernaut Discuss strategies against Mitt Romney, with special reference to character class, alignment, and any magical Mormon relics he may or may not wield. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7457272) |
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Date: January 20th, 2007 8:00 PM Author: Hairraiser lay THISISTHECREDITEDREQUEST (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7457395) |
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Date: January 20th, 2007 11:21 PM Author: Olive Abode Shitlib (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7458492) |
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Date: January 20th, 2007 11:22 PM Author: bat shit crazy site juggernaut 1 to the 8 to the motherfucking 0.
WORTH WAITING FOR. |
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Date: January 20th, 2007 11:24 PM Author: thriller center greatest. xoxo schtick. ever. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7458527) |
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Date: January 20th, 2007 11:30 PM Author: tan pistol just fight him on a sunday, dood (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7458582) |
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Date: January 21st, 2007 1:51 AM Author: Hairraiser lay Tears of absolute joy. Fantastic. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7459721) |
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Date: January 21st, 2007 11:18 AM Author: dashing abusive main people 180^180 hasted.
/notworthy |
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Date: January 20th, 2007 7:54 PM Author: swollen exhilarant ratface 180 (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7457358) |
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Date: January 20th, 2007 7:57 PM Author: bat shit crazy site juggernaut This part is particularly awesome, given recent XOXO threads:
"He illegally increased his stats by using bootleg potions while he was still level 11."
Talk about an obscure in-joke. |
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Date: January 20th, 2007 7:55 PM Author: dashing abusive main people 1 fucking 80.
amazing. |
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Date: January 20th, 2007 7:59 PM Author: Hairraiser lay "and take him out with repeated castings of Horrid Writing. He stands no chance."
180 for this line alone. |
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Date: January 20th, 2007 8:50 PM Author: Jade flirting kitty "Wizards of the Coast have already agreed to let me rip up his character sheet if he decides to fight me."
LOL. |
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Date: January 20th, 2007 9:27 PM Author: thriller center a million 180s (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7457825) |
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Date: January 20th, 2007 7:15 PM Author: dark sanctuary love of her life HHAHAHAH.
"Critical Hit" since he wasn't wearing a helm.
179. |
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Date: January 20th, 2007 7:20 PM Author: titillating associate place of business I almost wish I knew enough about D&D to really appreciate this post. Almost. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7457216) |
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Date: January 20th, 2007 7:26 PM Author: Diverse puppy My question is how ... DM, how entwined with the powerful Cleric lobby are you? There are some in the nation that fear the power of the clergy. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7457235) |
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Date: January 20th, 2007 7:34 PM Author: Olive Abode Shitlib (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7457260) |
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Date: January 20th, 2007 7:49 PM Author: dark sanctuary love of her life I want to know how much you receive in BCRA money from TSR and WOTC, respectively. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7457335) |
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Date: January 20th, 2007 11:27 PM Author: Olive Abode Shitlib (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7458558) |
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Date: January 20th, 2007 7:45 PM Author: chest-beating stock car twinkling uncleanness (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7457311) |
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Date: January 20th, 2007 8:05 PM Author: maroon nibblets Do you have a female white Paladin of your own? Few bachelors have been elected, although if you are a widower this is different. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7457426) |
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Date: January 20th, 2007 8:27 PM Author: Deranged blood rage 180 for sure, but no exploratory committee first? Are we to believe that you're bypassing that and heading straight to the bid? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7457556) |
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Date: January 20th, 2007 8:38 PM Author: bat shit crazy site juggernaut Dood, can't you read? He rolled a fucking natural 20 and scored a critical hit. When that sort of opportunity is presented to you, you don't sit down and hash things out with a copy of the Monster Manual, you start adventuring right away. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7457609) |
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Date: January 20th, 2007 9:06 PM Author: Deranged blood rage Indeed. I should really get my shit together. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7457759) |
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Date: January 20th, 2007 11:22 PM Author: Olive Abode Shitlib (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7458512) |
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Date: January 20th, 2007 8:53 PM Author: comical property son of senegal campaign to be a critical hit = hilarity (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7457688) |
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Date: January 20th, 2007 9:03 PM Author: dashing abusive main people this really is one of the most incredible threads i have ever read. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7457747) |
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Date: January 20th, 2007 9:25 PM Author: thriller center nice tag line. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7457815) |
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Date: January 21st, 2007 11:24 AM Author: dashing abusive main people lmao, you too. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7460673) |
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Date: January 20th, 2007 9:25 PM Author: bisexual house (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7457813) |
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Date: January 20th, 2007 9:26 PM Author: bisexual house ty, and 180 good sir (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7457818) |
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Date: January 20th, 2007 11:26 PM Author: maroon nibblets What is your campaign slogan? also how will you tackle the under 35 problem? Is there a rapid aging spell? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7458555) |
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Date: January 20th, 2007 11:29 PM Author: bat shit crazy site juggernaut This itself is a 172-worthy post.
LOL at the problems of getting out the youth vote. |
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Date: January 20th, 2007 11:31 PM Author: thriller center I think that they meant that the dungeonmaster is not over age 35 and would have to cast a rapid aging spell to make himself eligible to run for the presidency. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7458585) |
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Date: January 20th, 2007 11:32 PM Author: bat shit crazy site juggernaut Oh, fuck, totally missed that. That's good enough, but I prefer the idea of rapidly aging sullen, apathetic kids to get them to be more like their poll-attending parents. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7458599) |
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Date: January 20th, 2007 11:32 PM Author: Olive Abode Shitlib (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7458592) |
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Date: January 20th, 2007 11:33 PM Author: thriller center I love you. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7458601) |
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Date: January 20th, 2007 11:34 PM Author: bat shit crazy site juggernaut "Let's Roll, America!"
I'M DYING. I'M FUCKING DYING HERE. |
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Date: January 20th, 2007 11:48 PM Author: Mind-boggling Orange Rigpig Boiling Water omg, that was awesome. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7458705) |
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Date: January 20th, 2007 11:49 PM Author: maroon nibblets I enjoy the slogan. I think it's a winner, it certainly worked for Todd Beamer. http://www.truckersmall.net/school.jpg
I humbly request to join your party in a social capacity. A proper First Lady can be essential to a candidate. Just look at Kennedy or Madison. Plus someone has to pick out the White House china pattern. |
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Date: January 20th, 2007 11:51 PM Author: Olive Abode Shitlib (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7458738) |
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Date: January 21st, 2007 12:01 AM Author: maroon nibblets Your generosity is exceeded only by your patriotism.
I will display this banner proudly, and encourage others to swear their allegiance as well.
http://www.truckersmall.net/school.jpg |
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Date: January 21st, 2007 1:17 AM Author: smoky stirring national I am crying right now. This is the funniest thing I've ever seen on XO. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7459463) |
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Date: January 20th, 2007 11:27 PM Author: Aqua abnormal piazza toilet seat 180
can i be your Jack Bauer?
my resume includes owning all 5 seasons of 24 |
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Date: January 20th, 2007 11:34 PM Author: Olive Abode Shitlib (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7458612) |
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Date: January 20th, 2007 11:37 PM Author: Aqua abnormal piazza toilet seat while i acknowledge your powers, you need a guy who can do the dirty work. someone who can keep your hands clean.
ty |
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Date: January 20th, 2007 11:38 PM Author: Olive Abode Shitlib (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7458641) |
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Date: January 21st, 2007 7:28 AM Author: thriller center 180 (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7460405) |
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Date: January 21st, 2007 7:35 AM Author: motley area karate Morning. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7460410) |
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Date: January 21st, 2007 11:32 AM Author: thriller center Holla. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7460688) |
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Date: January 21st, 2007 12:02 AM Author: swollen exhilarant ratface Don't forget faithful leaf when you become president, 'kay? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7458834) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2007 1:19 PM Author: Olive Abode Shitlib (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7467206) |
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Date: January 21st, 2007 1:25 AM Author: Maize Exciting Locus Next Level thread on so many levels. tyty (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7459514) |
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Date: January 21st, 2007 1:52 AM Author: Maize Exciting Locus yes i "snuck" the word level twice in my last post, while drinking "level" vodka. hoo ha (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7459734) |
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Date: January 21st, 2007 11:39 AM Author: carnelian adventurous field Helmets don't grant damage reduction in the 3.5 Rulebook.
OUTDATED2.0RULEBOOKPWN3D! |
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Date: January 21st, 2007 11:40 AM Author: dashing abusive main people clearly the opposition could use this adventurer in their party. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7460705) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2007 1:22 PM Author: Olive Abode Shitlib (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7467220) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2007 1:24 PM Author: sadistic beta theater dog poop I don't understand any of this, but 180 for still being hilarious. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7467230) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2007 1:24 PM Author: mischievous stage I wish someone would compile a primer. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7467233) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2007 1:28 PM Author: dashing abusive main people http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D%26D
hth |
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Date: January 22nd, 2007 1:35 PM Author: mischievous stage WTF? That doesn't explain anything. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7467285) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2007 1:38 PM Author: Olive Abode Shitlib (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7467308) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2007 1:28 PM Author: shaky marvelous church building Seriously am I the only one who doesn't find this funny?
I guess I can give it a 180 based on creativity. But it isn't funny. |
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Date: January 22nd, 2007 1:30 PM Author: Olive Abode Shitlib (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7467250) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2007 1:31 PM Author: shaky marvelous church building No offense. good effort, just not my cup of tea. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7467261) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2007 1:32 PM Author: Olive Abode Shitlib (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7467265) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2007 1:30 PM Author: dashing abusive main people do you know anything about RGPs? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7467253) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2007 1:31 PM Author: shaky marvelous church building No, I fully admit that I don't. That is why I don't find it funny.
not that surprised that most on this board know enough to be laughing hysterically at this. |
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Date: January 22nd, 2007 1:33 PM Author: dashing abusive main people so, it's not that it isnt funny, it's that you are ignorant. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7467274) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2007 1:34 PM Author: shaky marvelous church building I'm not that upset that I am ignorant of D&D. I'm ok with that. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7467284) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2007 1:36 PM Author: mischievous stage I'm honestly surprised how many people get all the D&D references. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7467292) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2007 1:36 PM Author: shaky marvelous church building I'm not. This is xoxo, home of the pasty virgin shut in. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7467300) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2007 1:36 PM Author: dashing abusive main people my knowledge is limited, and honestly comes more from eq/eq2 than d&d, but this shit is golden. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7467296) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2007 2:21 PM Author: bat shit crazy site juggernaut Exactly. I never played, but my brother did and had tons of those books lying around when we were kids. I was always a voracious reader so I would page through some of that stuff, like the Monster Manual, when I was bored. Plus, I played Baldur's Gate when I was in college.
You don't have to really have played D&D to get these references. Cultural osmosis will do the job for most people. |
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Date: January 22nd, 2007 4:06 PM Author: thriller center EVERCRACK!!!
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Date: January 22nd, 2007 4:08 PM Author: dashing abusive main people i can stop anytime i want. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7468146) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2007 4:09 PM Author: thriller center ORLY? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7468151) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2007 4:12 PM Author: dashing abusive main people i just dont want to.
i actually havent signed on for like a month. the delerium tremens have almost subsided. |
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Date: January 22nd, 2007 4:13 PM Author: thriller center jk is playing that right now, actually (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7468176) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2007 4:14 PM Author: dashing abusive main people what a looooooser. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7468181) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2007 2:18 PM Author: bat shit crazy site juggernaut BUMP
To all those who claim XOXO sucks nowadays, I cite this thread & schtick as counterevidence. |
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Date: January 22nd, 2007 2:20 PM Author: Laughsome tantric meetinghouse no doubt (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7467554) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2007 4:18 PM Author: duck-like toaster station Credited. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7468206) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2007 5:34 PM Author: Impressive Famous Landscape Painting Plaza Al Gore is a druid, right? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7468672) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2007 8:57 PM Author: Olive Abode Shitlib (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7469567) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2007 9:13 PM Author: bat shit crazy site juggernaut xoxo dungeonmasTTTer, I think I love you. But I wanna know for sure.
Therefore, plz discuss Al Gore's skill at wielding both the elements (e.g. gradually raising the temperature to sometimes discomfit but more often please his opponents) as well as his deadly dull monotone voice.
I think perhaps you misunderestimate this plodding but sincere and dogged druid. |
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Date: January 28th, 2007 10:09 PM Author: Olive Abode Shitlib (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7502983) |
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Date: January 29th, 2007 1:08 AM Author: bat shit crazy site juggernaut "As a Druid of the Prior Administration deity, Al Gore has access to the powerful Shapeshift: Oak Form spell, which makes him appear and sound as though he were made of wood."
Every time I expect you stumble, you pull it out.
Perhaps that is why you are the dungeonmasTTTer, and I am but a lowly Level 4 adventurer. |
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Date: January 29th, 2007 1:11 AM Author: Olive Abode Shitlib (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7503905) |
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Date: January 28th, 2007 7:44 PM Author: bat shit crazy site juggernaut bump. It's Sunday night...where is the XOXO dungeonmasTTTer? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7502152) |
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Date: February 7th, 2007 10:33 PM Author: opaque pungent school cafeteria dingle berry "Al Gore has access to the powerful Shapeshift: Oak Form spell, which makes him appear and sound as though he were made of wood." (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7563827) |
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Date: February 7th, 2007 10:37 PM Author: Infuriating bateful parlor What's your take on Biden? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7563857) |
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Date: February 8th, 2007 3:10 PM Author: Olive Abode Shitlib (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7567528) |
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Date: February 8th, 2007 3:14 PM Author: Infuriating bateful parlor Sounds like he's not much competition - though can a dual-classed thief be lawful?
Also, are you worried about John Edwards at all? |
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Date: February 8th, 2007 3:22 PM Author: Olive Abode Shitlib (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7567590) |
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Date: February 8th, 2007 3:26 PM Author: Infuriating bateful parlor That seems wise. There's a strong possibity that this information may allow you to either dispell him or have his character sheet torn up. If you make the proper inquiries and suspect he's a tiefling or a demon of some sort, you should be on alert - he may have special abilities that are unfamiliar to you.
This sounds like a wise plan. Just make sure that you target him somewhere other than his fortress. I hear he has a lot of high-level items hidden there. |
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Date: February 8th, 2007 3:30 PM Author: Olive Abode Shitlib (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7567633) |
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Date: February 8th, 2007 3:33 PM Author: Infuriating bateful parlor Let me know if you have any need of an Associate/Thief/Mage. I've recently changed alignment to True Neutral, and am no longer uncomfortable with partaking in such activities. While I would of course allow the party leader to take most of the items, I believe that I could be of use as backup. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7567658) |
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Date: February 8th, 2007 3:49 PM Author: Olive Abode Shitlib (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7567777) |
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Date: February 8th, 2007 3:49 PM Author: Infuriating bateful parlor Many thanks, adventurer. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7567782) |
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Date: February 8th, 2007 3:51 PM Author: Olive Abode Shitlib (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7567801) |
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Date: February 7th, 2007 10:40 PM Author: thriller center I still love you. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7563881) |
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Date: February 8th, 2007 3:11 PM Author: Olive Abode Shitlib (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7567532) |
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Date: February 8th, 2007 3:19 PM Author: misanthropic ceo I get the sense that Bill Richardson could take away some of the portly nerd vote though. Thoughts? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7567570) |
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Date: February 8th, 2007 3:24 PM Author: Olive Abode Shitlib (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7567598) |
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Date: February 8th, 2007 3:34 PM Author: crawly chapel water buffalo Repair your boots, master? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7567668) |
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Date: February 8th, 2007 3:50 PM Author: Olive Abode Shitlib (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7567797) |
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Date: February 8th, 2007 3:55 PM Author: crawly chapel water buffalo Indeed, I still have much to learn.
I have the herbs here, seedless and red tips as requested. |
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Date: February 8th, 2007 3:57 PM Author: Olive Abode Shitlib (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7567845) |
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Date: February 8th, 2007 4:07 PM Author: crawly chapel water buffalo How shall I help you in procuring clothing for the campaign trail? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7567961) |
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Date: February 8th, 2007 3:32 PM Author: Salmon supple ticket booth This guy is an xoxo treasure. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7567655) |
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Date: April 5th, 2007 1:07 PM Author: Olive Abode Shitlib (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7878214) |
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Date: April 5th, 2007 1:12 PM Author: Infuriating bateful parlor Sweet. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7878235) |
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Date: April 5th, 2007 1:14 PM Author: Sapphire Bawdyhouse Trust Fund God I fuckin love it. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#7878248) |
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Date: April 5th, 2007 1:27 PM Author: Territorial galvanic tank spot XOXO, how do I love thee, let me count the ways
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Date: April 5th, 2007 8:25 PM Author: bat shit crazy site juggernaut I must've missed this during one of my weeks off:
RE Joe Biden - "His Charisma is fairly high, but a cursed item that he has been wielding since the start of his campaign causes him to critically miss 20% of his Persuade rolls and provoke Hostile reactions from NPCs instead."
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Date: May 3rd, 2007 3:01 PM Author: stimulating stubborn locale crotch (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#8054998) |
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Date: July 29th, 2007 2:09 PM Author: Dead liquid oxygen gas station 2nd Quarter fundraising totals? I assume you are destroying Obama et al. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#8447636) |
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Date: July 29th, 2007 5:38 PM Author: pontificating useless library gunner I think the real question is whether this thread tops the "Help me become the most legendary gunner of all time" thread... (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#8448284) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2007 11:09 PM Author: aggressive legend fat ankles Date: January 20th, 2007 6:58 PM Author: xoxo dungeonmasTTTer (...And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dice) Subject: Campaign to be a "Critical Hit"
xoxo dungeonmasTTTer announced today that he rolled a natural 20 on his attempt to join the White House race, www.dndadventure.com understands. His official website was updated with the words "55 damage" earlier today, and the dungeonmasTTTer further added: "and the opponent was not wearing a helmet." The dungeonmasTTTer also noted that his campaign would be financed entirely by the millions upon millions of GP that he collected during his thousands of turns of adventuring. It is understood that Lolth has emerged as a shock candidate for the dungeonmasTTTer's running mate, but sources in Underdark have thus far refused to confirm or deny this information. It is expected that the capture of Lolth would almost certainly provide the dungeonmasTTTer with the swing drow vote. The dungeonmasTTTer's campaign has thus far promised to: - build an entry-level dungeon complete with external NPC quests in every town, - send a high-level raiding party to pwn the noobs in Iraq, - provide every character of level 7 or higher with a female White paladin companion free of charge, - finance a new innovative D&D-based MMORPG, - amend the Constitution to give drow and trolls equal rights, - lower the boat tax. It has also been announced that every character who votes for the dungeonmasTTTer will receive an Alpha booster free of charge.
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Date: December 11th, 2007 1:20 PM Author: pea-brained ultramarine trailer park fucking ty (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#9010674) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2007 11:11 PM Author: aggressive legend fat ankles Date: January 20th, 2007 7:13 PM Author: chancemeeting (ret. - except for pavement threads) (slow it down; song is sacred)
Plz rate the following opponents. Specify battle strategies that the xoxo dungeonmasTTTer would employ against them, both in a melee primary and in a one-on-one general election battle: Barack Obama Hillary Clinton Rudy Giuliani John McCain
Date: January 20th, 2007 7:30 PM Author: xoxo dungeonmasTTTer (xoxo dungeonmasTTTer and Lolth '08)
Obama is a cunning sorcerer with a high amount of Charisma. He illegally increased his stats by using bootleg potions while he was still level 11. He claims to get along with members of all races and classes and is specialized in Constitutional Law Magic. His big weakness, as far as I can tell, is his poison resistance. I am planning to have Lolth use her Rogue abilities to backstab him while I lower his resistances and cast Forgetfulness on him. I will then take his drow vote and drink wine from his skull. Clinton may pretend to be human, but really is a Permanent Image of another member of her party. I plan on dispelling her as soon as I get within visible range. Giuliani is a cunning Rogue who has fantastic connections within the Brotherhood of Thieves. His natural backstab multiplier is at least x10, and it is believed that he wields a poisoned dagger that increases it even further. He is a dangerous opponent to be sure, which is why I have bought Astral Deva Essence from a merchant in Athkatla. When I ingest this essence, I gain the ability to never be surprised, which makes me immune to backstab (I also gain resistances to Cold and Fire). After the Giuliani character fails in his attempt to backstab me, I will drain his levels, break his armor, and take him out with repeated castings of Horrid Writing. He stands no chance. McCain is a Barbarian/Warrior hybrid, which technically is not even allowed by the d20 rules. I intend to post scrolls to all major newspapers pointing out that he is a cheater. Wizards of the Coast have already agreed to let me rip up his character sheet if he decides to fight me.
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Date: October 2nd, 2007 11:13 PM Author: aggressive legend fat ankles Date: January 20th, 2007 7:36 PM Author: chancemeeting (ret. - except for pavement threads) (slow it down; song is sacred)
Discuss strategies against Mitt Romney, with special reference to character class, alignment, and any magical Mormon relics he may or may not wield.
Date: January 20th, 2007 11:21 PM Author: xoxo dungeonmasTTTer (xoxo dungeonmasTTTer and Lolth '08)
Romney is a powerful Cleric of Mormon. Like all Clerics of Mormon he is Lawful (see Article of Faith 12: "We believe in being subject to kings, presidents, rulers, and magistrates, in obeying, honoring, and sustaining the law") Evil (obviously), but has Chaotic tendencies (see Article of Faith 7: "We believe in the gift of tongues, prophecy, revelation, visions, healing, interpretation of tongues, and so forth"), which will ultimately cost him the election. I plan on debating him for dozens of turns, forcing him to eventually make a Chaotic roll during which his tendencies will be exposed to the public, who will then have to save vs. spells at -13 or be Charmed by me. The items that Romney wields appear in the Monster Manual, Mormon Edition 3.7. Specifically, he is described as the wearer of the Crown of Joseph Smith, which adds 5 to both his Intelligence and Wisdom. His Suit of Business + 5 protects him from acid and gives him a 30% bonus to all gold obtained. He dual wields the Mormon Punisher +4 and the Latter-Day Saint +6, two swords that have special bonuses against clerics of other religions. He also has an unending Scroll of Harvard Finishing, which allows him to cast Friends on halflings and Evil characters twice per day.
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Date: October 2nd, 2007 11:15 PM Author: aggressive legend fat ankles Date: January 20th, 2007 11:26 PM Author: DumBlonde
What is your campaign slogan? also how will you tackle the under 35 problem? Is there a rapid aging spell? Date: January 20th, 2007 11:32 PM Author: xoxo dungeonmasTTTer (xoxo dungeonmasTTTer and Lolth '08)
My campaign slogan will be "Let's Roll, America!" You must have an old version of the Constitution Manual. Version 3.0 changed the minimum age requirement to a minimum level of 35 requirement based on the fact that any character may roll any age that he or she wishes when creating his or her character, but attaining level 35 actually requires work. I assure you that I passed level 35 eons ago.
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Date: October 2nd, 2007 11:18 PM Author: aggressive legend fat ankles Date: January 22nd, 2007 5:34 PM Author: franklyn
Al Gore is a druid, right? Date: January 22nd, 2007 8:57 PM Author: xoxo dungeonmasTTTer (xoxo dungeonmasTTTer and Lolth '08)
Al Gore is indeed a True Neutral druid who sometimes roleplays Lawful Good tendencies, adventurer. He is still merely level 11, since he has (in several attempts) failed to defeat an archdruid to take his place in the Circle of Nine. He did serve as a vice-druid for a large number of turns, but lost his place to a new challenger. As a mere level 11 character, he will be very easy to dispatch with, so easy, in fact, that I intend on giving him a large head start so that I can watch in amusement as he casts low-level protective spells and launches at me with his cheap Staff+2. I will most likely cast Protection from Primitive Magical weapons on myself and take him out with simple Magic Missiles in order to highlight his low level and general lack of character specialization.
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Date: October 2nd, 2007 11:19 PM Author: aggressive legend fat ankles Date: January 22nd, 2007 9:13 PM Author: chancemeeting (ret. - except for pavement threads) (slow it down; song is sacred)
xoxo dungeonmasTTTer, I think I love you. But I wanna know for sure. Therefore, plz discuss Al Gore's skill at wielding both the elements (e.g. gradually raising the temperature to sometimes discomfit but more often please his opponents) as well as his deadly dull monotone voice. I think perhaps you misunderestimate this plodding but sincere and dogged druid. Date: January 28th, 2007 10:09 PM Author: xoxo dungeonmasTTTer (xoxo dungeonmasTTTer and Lolth '08)
Al Gore's favored tactic is to cast a simple Endure Elements upon himself followed by mass-cast Faerie Fire. He wields a powerful Staff of Illusions that gives him +7 to Persuade Checks when using Illusion: Amplified Damage. This makes him appear a powerful character, but in reality he is only dangerous in his Shapeshifted form. As a Druid of the Prior Administration deity, Al Gore has access to the powerful Shapeshift: Oak Form spell, which makes him appear and sound as though he were made of wood. Al Gore's Dexterity, while in this form, is reduced by 12, but his Charisma is inexplicably increased by 2. He is also resistant to all elements save Fire, to which he actually gains a natural weakness. However, his Staff of Illusions enables him to project his weakness onto others, making them save at -5 against magical effects or flee in Fear for 26 turns.
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Date: October 2nd, 2007 11:20 PM Author: aggressive legend fat ankles
Date: February 7th, 2007 10:37 PM Author: ........... ..,.......... ........ ......,.... ...
What's your take on Biden?
(xoxo dungeonmasTTTer launching White House bid)
Date: February 8th, 2007 3:10 PM Author: xoxo dungeonmasTTTer (xoxo dungeonmasTTTer and Lolth '08)
He is a fairly powerful Associate/Thief of Lawful Neutral alignment who pretends to be Lawful Good in order to further his goals. His Charisma is fairly high, but a cursed item that he has been wielding since the start of his campaign causes him to critically miss 20% of his Persuade rolls and provoke Hostile reactions from NPCs instead. I question his Dexterity and Intelligence and therefore am not afraid of his Backstabbing ability.
(xoxo dungeonmasTTTer launching White House bid)
Date: February 8th, 2007 3:14 PM Author: ........... ..,.......... ........ ......,.... ...
Sounds like he's not much competition - though can a dual-classed thief be lawful? Also, are you worried about John Edwards at all?
(xoxo dungeonmasTTTer launching White House bid)
Date: February 8th, 2007 3:22 PM Author: xoxo dungeonmasTTTer (xoxo dungeonmasTTTer and Lolth '08)
Your first question has puzzled me as well. I have directed a party of loyal Tieflings to Hide in Shadows in several relevant locations in order to provide me with more information. I suspect that this character may merely be an Illusion, or perhaps a visitor from a previously undiscovered Outer Plane. I am not worried about the character known as John Edwards, since his only high stat is his Charisma. My Advanced Combat Casting and Heighten Spell feats will deal with his low HP and poor resistance to magic accentuated by his low Wisdom score before he has a chance to cast Magic Missile on me. I will then use my Crystal of Visions to project an image of Al Gore in his weak mind, causing him to flee in terror for 7 turns while I batter his weak, limp body with poison darts.
(xoxo dungeonmasTTTer launching White House bid)
Date: February 8th, 2007 3:26 PM Author: ........... ..,.......... ........ ......,.... ...
That seems wise. There's a strong possibity that this information may allow you to either dispell him or have his character sheet torn up. If you make the proper inquiries and suspect he's a tiefling or a demon of some sort, you should be on alert - he may have special abilities that are unfamiliar to you. This sounds like a wise plan. Just make sure that you target him somewhere other than his fortress. I hear he has a lot of high-level items hidden there.
(xoxo dungeonmasTTTer launching White House bid)
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Date: January 28th, 2008 7:20 PM Author: aggressive legend fat ankles any new policy initiatives for Florida? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#9235629) |
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Date: January 28th, 2008 7:46 PM Author: Razzmatazz peach boistinker school Dungeonmasttter was simply the best poster ever, and represents an XO golden age which will never be recaptured. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=566978&forum_id=2#9235771) |