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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
maniacal coral pocket flask
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
Submissive contagious indian lodge
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
Hairraiser menage goyim
  04/18/25
Cr.
Erotic diverse dragon
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
checked out chud
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
Irradiated stubborn house
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
maniacal coral pocket flask
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
bright floppy resort
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
narrow-minded arousing private investor hell
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
maniacal coral pocket flask
  04/18/25
...
bull headed ladyboy
  09/20/26
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
House-broken corn cake university
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
maniacal coral pocket flask
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
House-broken corn cake university
  04/18/25
...
impertinent supple half-breed
  04/18/25
...
well-lubricated spectacular abode son of senegal
  08/17/26
...
domesticated charismatic bawdyhouse yarmulke
  08/17/26
Okay, i lol’d
mint parlor twinkling uncleanness
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
talented stag film
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
maniacal coral pocket flask
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
talented stag film
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
impertinent supple half-breed
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
maniacal coral pocket flask
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
talented stag film
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
maniacal coral pocket flask
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
talented stag film
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
Adulterous aphrodisiac electric furnace
  04/18/25
jfc goys
talented stag film
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
impertinent supple half-breed
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
maniacal coral pocket flask
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
Fucking Fuckface
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
impertinent supple half-breed
  04/18/25
Ty friend
Fucking Fuckface
  04/18/25
...
MAGA's Prolapsed Anus
  08/17/26
...
MAGA's Prolapsed Anus
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
Amber aromatic public bath
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
maniacal coral pocket flask
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
Amber aromatic public bath
  04/18/25
...
boyish bronze queen of the night pervert
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
talented stag film
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
maniacal coral pocket flask
  04/18/25
...
domesticated charismatic bawdyhouse yarmulke
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
Shaky liquid oxygen
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
Fucking Fuckface
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
maniacal coral pocket flask
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
maniacal coral pocket flask
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
maniacal coral pocket flask
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
Hairraiser menage goyim
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
maniacal coral pocket flask
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
maniacal coral pocket flask
  08/17/26
...
MAGA's Prolapsed Anus
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
House-broken corn cake university
  08/17/26
ur dumb
maniacal coral pocket flask
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
House-broken corn cake university
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
maniacal coral pocket flask
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
House-broken corn cake university
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
maniacal coral pocket flask
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
Beady-eyed address
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
maniacal coral pocket flask
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
Beady-eyed address
  08/17/26
...
Richard Ames
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
Amber aromatic public bath
  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
maniacal coral pocket flask
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
Amber aromatic public bath
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
checked out chud
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
maniacal coral pocket flask
  08/17/26
Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would...
maniacal coral pocket flask
  09/20/26
...
maniacal coral pocket flask
  09/22/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: maniacal coral pocket flask

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Submissive contagious indian lodge

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: Hairraiser menage goyim

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: Erotic diverse dragon

Cr.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: checked out chud

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: Irradiated stubborn house

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: maniacal coral pocket flask

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: bright floppy resort

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: narrow-minded arousing private investor hell

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: maniacal coral pocket flask

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860121)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: bull headed ladyboy



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50146151)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: House-broken corn cake university

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: maniacal coral pocket flask

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: House-broken corn cake university

(ballsack dipper)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: impertinent supple half-breed



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860341)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: well-lubricated spectacular abode son of senegal



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073551)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: domesticated charismatic bawdyhouse yarmulke



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073530)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: mint parlor twinkling uncleanness

Okay, i lol’d

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: talented stag film

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: maniacal coral pocket flask

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: talented stag film

who's a good boy?!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: impertinent supple half-breed

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: maniacal coral pocket flask

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: talented stag film

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: maniacal coral pocket flask

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: talented stag film

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Adulterous aphrodisiac electric furnace

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: talented stag film

jfc goys

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: impertinent supple half-breed

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: maniacal coral pocket flask

wtf is fodip?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: impertinent supple half-breed

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

Ty friend

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: MAGA's Prolapsed Anus



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: MAGA's Prolapsed Anus



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: Amber aromatic public bath

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: maniacal coral pocket flask

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: Amber aromatic public bath

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: boyish bronze queen of the night pervert



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: talented stag film

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: maniacal coral pocket flask

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861490)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: domesticated charismatic bawdyhouse yarmulke



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073532)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Shaky liquid oxygen

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: maniacal coral pocket flask

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: maniacal coral pocket flask

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: maniacal coral pocket flask

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Hairraiser menage goyim

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: maniacal coral pocket flask

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: maniacal coral pocket flask

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: MAGA's Prolapsed Anus



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: House-broken corn cake university

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: maniacal coral pocket flask

ur dumb

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: House-broken corn cake university

(ballsack dipper)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: maniacal coral pocket flask

idk wtf that even means

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: House-broken corn cake university

it's not very hard to figure out

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: maniacal coral pocket flask

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: Beady-eyed address

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: maniacal coral pocket flask

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: Beady-eyed address

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Richard Ames



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073061)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: Amber aromatic public bath

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073079)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: maniacal coral pocket flask

You just aren’t hitting it right

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073545)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: Amber aromatic public bath

i'm not hitting it at all

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073862)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: checked out chud

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073562)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: maniacal coral pocket flask

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073656)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: maniacal coral pocket flask

Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would still be alive if he just hit it right.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50146047)



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Date: September 22nd, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: maniacal coral pocket flask



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50149087)