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Why are no US sports teams named after the Romans?

There are many named after the Greeks (Trojans, Spartans, Ti...
arousing cumskin kitty cat
  08/28/25
I was sure this is wrong but after thinking and googling the...
Fragrant Locale
  08/28/25
Visigoths iirc but probably vandals too at some point
Hot area dog poop
  08/28/25
because the romans werent birdshit, any US teams named after...
Deep umber goal in life laser beams
  08/28/25
how are the greeks less birdshit than romans? and what about...
henna pocket flask
  08/28/25
immigration from North Africa is how
Outnumbered territorial university kitty
  08/29/25
If you want to be pedantic the Aeneid makes the Trojans the ...
talking black affirmative action place of business
  08/28/25
Romulus and Remus would like a word
Fragrant Locale
  08/28/25
That’s what he’s referring to dipshit
arousing cumskin kitty cat
  08/28/25
How about I Trojan your ass
lime athletic conference orchestra pit
  08/28/25
Not really. Romulus and Remus were not even born in Troy and...
buff space
  08/28/25
Read up on the legend a bit more
arousing cumskin kitty cat
  08/28/25
NHL does in Canada https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otta...
idiotic indigo degenerate
  08/28/25
cr. forgot about them
arousing cumskin kitty cat
  08/28/25
OP said US sports teams
Violet Cracking Range
  08/28/25
by the powers vested in me as the OP I hereby declare the Ot...
arousing cumskin kitty cat
  08/29/25
no
Violet Cracking Range
  08/29/25
Eat shit
Sable box office
  08/29/25
...
Violet Cracking Range
  08/28/25
...
Sable box office
  08/28/25
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlanta_Gladiators
Vivacious national security agency public bath
  08/28/25
nothing roman really has a good ring to it for a team name. ...
vibrant awkward school
  08/28/25
Centurions and Legion would be good names
slippery marvelous center dopamine
  08/28/25
any given sunday had the NY Emperors and it sounded gay. so ...
vibrant awkward school
  08/29/25
How could you forget about the Rome Emperors? https://en....
Mahogany church volcanic crater
  08/28/25
Op pwned. Growing a beard. https://www.centurapride.com/
milky institution
  08/28/25
Greeks and Norse = mythic warriors, Romans = empire-builders...
Hot area dog poop
  08/28/25
you can’t build an empire through conquest without bei...
arousing cumskin kitty cat
  08/28/25
Which is why we have the Dallas Cowboys and not the Republic...
Hot area dog poop
  08/28/25
wow
Outnumbered territorial university kitty
  08/29/25
The California Gays are a major team iirc
apoplectic mildly autistic hospital factory reset button
  08/29/25
180 thread. You get lots of Trojans, Spartans, some Argonaut...
Concupiscible offensive heaven milk
  08/29/25
...
arousing cumskin kitty cat
  08/29/25
I guess maybe because they killed Christ and were therefore ...
arousing cumskin kitty cat
  08/29/25
The Cleveland Commoduses
Titillating ocher mood
  08/29/25
The same reason you don't have the Atlanta Jews or the Balti...
Mauve free-loading fortuitous meteor trailer park
  08/29/25
But see, In re Friars, Padres, Deacons, Crusaders, Angels, a...
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  08/29/26
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Golf Wigger
  08/29/26


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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:41 AM
Author: arousing cumskin kitty cat

There are many named after the Greeks (Trojans, Spartans, Titans), the Norse (Vikings), even the Irish (Celtics and Fighting Irish), but none are named after the Romans. Why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218557)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:56 AM
Author: Fragrant Locale

I was sure this is wrong but after thinking and googling the closest I could get was the Idaho Vandals, the Vandals having sacked Rome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218558)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Hot area dog poop

Visigoths iirc but probably vandals too at some point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49219392)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:59 AM
Author: Deep umber goal in life laser beams

because the romans werent birdshit, any US teams named after niggistan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218559)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: henna pocket flask

how are the greeks less birdshit than romans? and what about all the teams named after injuns?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218604)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Outnumbered territorial university kitty

immigration from North Africa is how

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49222270)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:59 AM
Author: talking black affirmative action place of business

If you want to be pedantic the Aeneid makes the Trojans the founders of Rome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218560)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 4:02 AM
Author: Fragrant Locale

Romulus and Remus would like a word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218562)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 4:47 AM
Author: arousing cumskin kitty cat

That’s what he’s referring to dipshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218575)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:49 AM
Author: lime athletic conference orchestra pit

How about I Trojan your ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218581)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:16 AM
Author: buff space

Not really. Romulus and Remus were not even born in Troy and were centuries after Aeneas. That’s the joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218599)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: arousing cumskin kitty cat

Read up on the legend a bit more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49219518)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:33 AM
Author: idiotic indigo degenerate

NHL does in Canada

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ottawa_Senators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218579)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:03 AM
Author: arousing cumskin kitty cat

cr. forgot about them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218590)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: Violet Cracking Range

OP said US sports teams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49220228)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: arousing cumskin kitty cat

by the powers vested in me as the OP I hereby declare the Ottawa Senators a credited response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49222259)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Violet Cracking Range

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49222271)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: Sable box office

Eat shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49222283)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: Violet Cracking Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218602)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Sable box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49219360)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:42 AM
Author: Vivacious national security agency public bath

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlanta_Gladiators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218580)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:11 AM
Author: vibrant awkward school

nothing roman really has a good ring to it for a team name. Shit like gladiators and centurions doesn’t sound right. Plenty of Colosseum stadiums out there. LA has the Forum, there’s the Aqueduct racetrack in NY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218598)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: slippery marvelous center dopamine

Centurions and Legion would be good names

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49219923)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:05 PM
Author: vibrant awkward school

any given sunday had the NY Emperors and it sounded gay. so did the Dallas knights.

legion would be good for soccer i guess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49221791)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:21 AM
Author: Mahogany church volcanic crater

How could you forget about the Rome Emperors?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rome_Emperors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218600)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:53 AM
Author: milky institution

Op pwned. Growing a beard.

https://www.centurapride.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218773)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: Hot area dog poop

Greeks and Norse = mythic warriors, Romans = empire-builders. U.S. sports culture wants the scrappers, not the empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49219402)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: arousing cumskin kitty cat

you can’t build an empire through conquest without being great warriors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49219522)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: Hot area dog poop

Which is why we have the Dallas Cowboys and not the Republican Congressmen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49219689)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Outnumbered territorial university kitty

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49222274)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:07 PM
Author: apoplectic mildly autistic hospital factory reset button

The California Gays are a major team iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49221794)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: Concupiscible offensive heaven milk

180 thread. You get lots of Trojans, Spartans, some Argonauts, occasional VAndals, Scots, Highlanders, VIkings, Norse. Weird ones like Britons and Saxons. But basically no Romans. Amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49221815)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: arousing cumskin kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49221966)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: arousing cumskin kitty cat

I guess maybe because they killed Christ and were therefore seen as villains when most US sports franchises and university athletic departments were created? only reason I can think of

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49222267)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Titillating ocher mood

The Cleveland Commoduses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49222287)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Mauve free-loading fortuitous meteor trailer park

The same reason you don't have the Atlanta Jews or the Baltimore Christians

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49222428)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


But see, In re Friars, Padres, Deacons, Crusaders, Angels, and Saints.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#50102090)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: Golf Wigger



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#50102080)