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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
Mustard spectacular national indirect expression
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
Citrine cuck menage
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
Dead Haunting Piazza Mexican
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
mildly autistic talented candlestick maker
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
sienna crusty keepsake machete
  08/30/25
...
Concupiscible apoplectic useless brakes
  09/05/25
, he lisped
Big-titted Kitchen
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
pontificating base death wish
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
Mustard spectacular national indirect expression
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
pontificating base death wish
  08/31/25
...
Unhinged hospital
  08/31/25
https://www.atptour.com/en/news/sinner-cerundolo-roland-garr...
Mustard spectacular national indirect expression
  09/09/26
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
Dead Haunting Piazza Mexican
  08/31/25
delusional take
Unhinged hospital
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
Dead Haunting Piazza Mexican
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
Exciting charcoal doctorate crackhouse
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
Dead Haunting Piazza Mexican
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
dashing shrine mediation
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
Dead Haunting Piazza Mexican
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
Mustard spectacular national indirect expression
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
Dead Haunting Piazza Mexican
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
Mustard spectacular national indirect expression
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
dashing shrine mediation
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
Dead Haunting Piazza Mexican
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
Dead Haunting Piazza Mexican
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
Dead Haunting Piazza Mexican
  09/03/25
List of every grand slam semifinalist since this thread was ...
Mustard spectacular national indirect expression
  09/09/26
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
dashing shrine mediation
  09/05/25
...
Dead Haunting Piazza Mexican
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
Sooty coiffed personal credit line messiness
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
dashing shrine mediation
  09/05/25
...
Dead Haunting Piazza Mexican
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
Dead Haunting Piazza Mexican
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
dashing shrine mediation
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
Mustard spectacular national indirect expression
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
passionate mahogany corner patrolman
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
Dead Haunting Piazza Mexican
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
passionate mahogany corner patrolman
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
Dead Haunting Piazza Mexican
  09/05/25
Kenny
dashing shrine mediation
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Mustard spectacular national indirect expression
  09/06/25
...
Boyish cruise ship
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
Dead Haunting Piazza Mexican
  09/06/25
...
Boyish cruise ship
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Mustard spectacular national indirect expression
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
Dead Haunting Piazza Mexican
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
Sapphire faggotry nursing home
  09/07/25
Explain
Mustard spectacular national indirect expression
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
magical fuchsia indian lodge halford
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
Mustard spectacular national indirect expression
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
Dead Haunting Piazza Mexican
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
Mustard spectacular national indirect expression
  09/07/25
...
Exciting charcoal doctorate crackhouse
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
Dead Haunting Piazza Mexican
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
Dead Haunting Piazza Mexican
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
Dead Haunting Piazza Mexican
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
Dead Haunting Piazza Mexican
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
Dead Haunting Piazza Mexican
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
Dead Haunting Piazza Mexican
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
Dead Haunting Piazza Mexican
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
dashing shrine mediation
  01/18/26
...
Dead Haunting Piazza Mexican
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
fiercely-loyal spot shitlib
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
Dead Haunting Piazza Mexican
  01/18/26
wow i called this one re tien
Dead Haunting Piazza Mexican
  01/28/26
AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. gue...
Dead Haunting Piazza Mexican
  01/25/26
AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made ...
Dead Haunting Piazza Mexican
  01/28/26
we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by gett...
Dead Haunting Piazza Mexican
  01/30/26
Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass? Sinner lo...
Mustard spectacular national indirect expression
  01/30/26
tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz,...
Dead Haunting Piazza Mexican
  01/31/26
Sinner lost
Mustard spectacular national indirect expression
  02/01/26
๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominan...
Dead Haunting Piazza Mexican
  03/16/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o drop...
Dead Haunting Piazza Mexican
  03/30/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, a...
Dead Haunting Piazza Mexican
  05/03/26
At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possib...
Richard Ames
  05/03/26
tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far...
Dead Haunting Piazza Mexican
  05/03/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026,...
Dead Haunting Piazza Mexican
  05/17/26
#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs tod...
Dead Haunting Piazza Mexican
  05/28/26
ran here. kenny vindicated again
dashing shrine mediation
  05/28/26
...
Dead Haunting Piazza Mexican
  05/28/26
...
Mustard spectacular national indirect expression
  06/07/26
Bump for parity
dashing shrine mediation
  07/12/26
...
Dead Haunting Piazza Mexican
  07/12/26
Sinner is going to creampie.
flatulent pozpig
  07/12/26
Tennis star Jannik Sinner fuels his intense training with a ...
dashing shrine mediation
  07/13/26
OP vindicated. alcatraz must not have had enough shrimp in h...
Dead Haunting Piazza Mexican
  09/09/26
OP wrecked everyone itt
Mustard spectacular national indirect expression
  09/09/26
...
Dead Haunting Piazza Mexican
  09/09/26
Can't believe Alcatraz lost and now it's going to be all bla...
Sooty coiffed personal credit line messiness
  09/09/26
https://www.atptour.com/en/news/sinner-cerundolo-roland-garr...
Mustard spectacular national indirect expression
  09/09/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Mustard spectacular national indirect expression

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Citrine cuck menage

Sun is energy, no?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Dead Haunting Piazza Mexican

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: mildly autistic talented candlestick maker

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: sienna crusty keepsake machete

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Concupiscible apoplectic useless brakes



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Big-titted Kitchen

, he lisped

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: pontificating base death wish

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: Mustard spectacular national indirect expression

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: pontificating base death wish

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Unhinged hospital



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225821)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: Mustard spectacular national indirect expression

https://www.atptour.com/en/news/sinner-cerundolo-roland-garros-2026-thursday

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#50125880)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Dead Haunting Piazza Mexican

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Unhinged hospital

delusional take

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: Dead Haunting Piazza Mexican

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Exciting charcoal doctorate crackhouse

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Dead Haunting Piazza Mexican

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: dashing shrine mediation

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Dead Haunting Piazza Mexican

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Mustard spectacular national indirect expression

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Dead Haunting Piazza Mexican

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Mustard spectacular national indirect expression

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: dashing shrine mediation

so mad kenny

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: Dead Haunting Piazza Mexican

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: Dead Haunting Piazza Mexican

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Dead Haunting Piazza Mexican

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49234977)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Mustard spectacular national indirect expression

List of every grand slam semifinalist since this thread was made

Alcaraz, Carlos

Arnaldi, Matteo

Auger-Aliassime, Félix

Cobolli, Flavio

Djokovic, Novak

Fery, Arthur

Khachanov, Karen

Menšík, Jakub

Shelton, Ben

Sinner, Jannik

Tiafoe, Frances

Zverev, Alexander

Add Taylor Fritz and Lorenzo Musetti if you go back to May 2025

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#50125851)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: dashing shrine mediation

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Dead Haunting Piazza Mexican



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: Sooty coiffed personal credit line messiness

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: dashing shrine mediation

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Dead Haunting Piazza Mexican



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Dead Haunting Piazza Mexican

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: dashing shrine mediation

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Mustard spectacular national indirect expression

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: passionate mahogany corner patrolman

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: Dead Haunting Piazza Mexican

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: passionate mahogany corner patrolman

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Dead Haunting Piazza Mexican

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: dashing shrine mediation

Kenny

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Mustard spectacular national indirect expression

Fulano the Brown Molester

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Boyish cruise ship



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: Dead Haunting Piazza Mexican

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Boyish cruise ship



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: Mustard spectacular national indirect expression

Fulano the Brown Molester

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: Dead Haunting Piazza Mexican

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Sapphire faggotry nursing home

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Mustard spectacular national indirect expression

Explain

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: magical fuchsia indian lodge halford

low IQ schtick?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Mustard spectacular national indirect expression

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Dead Haunting Piazza Mexican

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: Mustard spectacular national indirect expression

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Exciting charcoal doctorate crackhouse



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: Dead Haunting Piazza Mexican

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: Dead Haunting Piazza Mexican

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Dead Haunting Piazza Mexican

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Dead Haunting Piazza Mexican

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: Dead Haunting Piazza Mexican

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Dead Haunting Piazza Mexican

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Dead Haunting Piazza Mexican

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: dashing shrine mediation

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Dead Haunting Piazza Mexican



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal spot shitlib

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: Dead Haunting Piazza Mexican

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49599047)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: Dead Haunting Piazza Mexican

wow i called this one re tien

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49626059)



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: Dead Haunting Piazza Mexican

AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #32 guy

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49616728)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: Dead Haunting Piazza Mexican

AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made the SF.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49626057)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: Dead Haunting Piazza Mexican

we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by getting a 24 time slam champ instead. that's some parity

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49632584)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: Mustard spectacular national indirect expression

Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass?

Sinner lost

You were PWNED

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49634102)



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Date: January 31st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Dead Haunting Piazza Mexican

tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz, doobs)

that's some serious parity.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49636738)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 3:21 AM
Author: Mustard spectacular national indirect expression

Sinner lost

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49637675)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: Dead Haunting Piazza Mexican

๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominance continues: they have won the last ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ– ๐ญ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ง๐š๐ฆ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ฌ in which both were in the draw

๐‘‡โ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘™๐‘Ž๐‘ ๐‘ก ๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘’ ๐‘ค๐‘–๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘ก ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’๐‘š ๐‘ค๐‘Ž๐‘  ๐‘€๐‘Ž๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘–๐‘‘ 2024, ๐‘ค๐‘œ๐‘› ๐‘๐‘ฆ ๐ด๐‘›๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘ฆ ๐‘…๐‘ข๐‘๐‘™๐‘’๐‘ฃ

https://x.com/TennisMyLife68/status/2033340792664670454

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49748059)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 7:16 AM
Author: Dead Haunting Piazza Mexican

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o dropping the set

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49780103)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Dead Haunting Piazza Mexican

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, and being 30-2 on the year

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49861962)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: Richard Ames

At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possible that Alcafraud might actually have a historic year given the Australian Open win. But he just isn't consistent enough. Granted, his style is fun to watch. Especially compared to Janik Doper and his carrot juice.

Meanwhile, the Americans are pretty much all a disgrace. Trying to be influencers instead of doing the actual work to be the Top Guy.

The OP was wrong to say there is parity in the top 30, unless you mean the men ranked 4 - 30 (maybe 3 - 30, now that Djokovic is legitimately just old.) But there's no reason why one of these other guys can't win ONE major over Lance and Doobs. I get the sense that frauds like Taylor Fritz are just happy to be there and to collect checks from random vodka company sponsors than to do what it takes to be truly great. Sad!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49861979)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Dead Haunting Piazza Mexican

tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far more talented and excited than tyrolean doobs. injuries are bad for one's legacy. you cant just miss slams in your prime and expect to be the GOAT. fed and djoker were amazingly consistent and injury free, and lance's doping-induced injuries hurt his legacy.



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49862392)



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Date: May 17th, 2026 2:02 PM
Author: Dead Haunting Piazza Mexican

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026, and 34 straight masters match wins.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49887699)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Dead Haunting Piazza Mexican

#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs today

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49905054)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: dashing shrine mediation

ran here. kenny vindicated again

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49905107)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 3:46 PM
Author: Dead Haunting Piazza Mexican



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49905296)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: Mustard spectacular national indirect expression



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49919996)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 7:45 AM
Author: dashing shrine mediation

Bump for parity

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49994012)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: Dead Haunting Piazza Mexican



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49994028)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: flatulent pozpig

Sinner is going to creampie.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49994053)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 9:30 AM
Author: dashing shrine mediation

Tennis star Jannik Sinner fuels his intense training with a balanced breakfast of eggs, whole-grain bread or toast, Greek yogurt with fresh fruit and whole-grain cereal, and honey or jam. This combination provides the lean protein and complex carbohydrates needed for sustained energy.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49996110)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 7:34 AM
Author: Dead Haunting Piazza Mexican

OP vindicated. alcatraz must not have had enough shrimp in his paella to lose to bbc ben in a 5th set breaker

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#50124214)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 12:09 PM
Author: Mustard spectacular national indirect expression

OP wrecked everyone itt

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#50124485)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: Dead Haunting Piazza Mexican



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#50124653)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Sooty coiffed personal credit line messiness

Can't believe Alcatraz lost and now it's going to be all blacks.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#50124663)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 10:46 PM
Author: Mustard spectacular national indirect expression

https://www.atptour.com/en/news/sinner-cerundolo-roland-garros-2026-thursday

Bros, this article literally says that the #1 player lost to #56 because he got tired

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#50126050)