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Taking Qs on freezing my eggs (despite not wanting to reproduce)

I am 100% sure I don't want to bring a new life into this wo...
ferengi
  05/23/26
That's great, doobs
charismatic whorehouse blood rage
  05/23/26
180000
ferengi
  05/23/26
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smoky crotch
  05/23/26
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gunneratttt
  05/23/26
oomox, first poaster, new day, oomox
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puce center
  05/24/26
seems prudent
Metaphysics is Gay
  05/23/26
Yeah like I really don't think I'll need them but I feel bet...
ferengi
  05/23/26
I think more xo males should freeze their cum honestly. Much...
smoky crotch
  05/23/26
who says we don't
Metaphysics is Gay
  05/23/26
idk I haven't frozen any of mine yet, but I'm also not baldi...
smoky crotch
  05/23/26
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ferengi
  05/24/26
Fucking 1800000 that's a really good point. And it's so low-...
ferengi
  05/23/26
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Clear Underhanded Travel Guidebook
  05/23/26
i think the obvious question here is wouldn't this affect th...
Metaphysics is Gay
  05/23/26
You mean like would it be a different person? I don't think ...
ferengi
  05/23/26
the egg changes 1x per month, no?
Metaphysics is Gay
  05/23/26
Well in my example it would be a different sperm. Either way...
ferengi
  05/23/26
right, the sperm would be more similar than true reproductiv...
Metaphysics is Gay
  05/23/26
Well I'd only be using this in a scenario where it isn't pos...
ferengi
  05/23/26
there are a substantial number of years where it's not obvio...
Metaphysics is Gay
  05/23/26
Yeah, based on my stats, I'm confident I have a wide window ...
ferengi
  05/23/26
can you test the eggs and pick the one you like best? if so ...
Metaphysics is Gay
  05/23/26
Genetically? By then, probably, and maybe even now, but I'm ...
ferengi
  05/24/26
youre already selecting eggs based on phenotype. its really ...
Metaphysics is Gay
  05/24/26
They're all probably good enough. The chance of my deciding ...
ferengi
  05/24/26
in healthy adult human beings, doesn't the desire for procre...
Metaphysics is Gay
  05/24/26
I used to toss around the possibility in my head, or sometim...
ferengi
  05/24/26
i was specifically referring to successful (i.e., permanent)...
Metaphysics is Gay
  05/24/26
For me this is a fundamental personal/moral preference that ...
ferengi
  05/24/26
ok well i see moral preferences as often arising directly fr...
Metaphysics is Gay
  05/24/26
Yeah that's fair. I think it's independent but who knows.
ferengi
  05/24/26
yeah its impossible to know mostly
Metaphysics is Gay
  05/24/26
Wow according to Gemini I independently intuited a cornersto...
ferengi
  05/24/26
A child conceived through egg freezing is going to have a di...
smoky crotch
  05/23/26
Cr
ferengi
  05/23/26
This is like the phenomenological version of parfit's non-id...
smoky crotch
  05/23/26
exactly
Metaphysics is Gay
  05/23/26
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Do this 5x more if you're actually serious about using these...
Clear Underhanded Travel Guidebook
  05/23/26
I got 25 mature eggs; I'm good. The doctor said my labs show...
ferengi
  05/23/26
lol
Clear Underhanded Travel Guidebook
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controlling a virtual character on a computer
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Lol what else would you do other than getting married and ha...
controlling a virtual character on a computer
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Express myself. Sing, write, poast. Spend time with people I...
ferengi
  05/24/26
That is completely and utterly retarded I would say no of...
controlling a virtual character on a computer
  05/24/26
Sorry, I just don't have that "propagate the species&qu...
ferengi
  05/24/26
Just go hold a baby for 5 minutes and then come check back i...
controlling a virtual character on a computer
  05/24/26
I have a nephew who's approaching two and he's my absolute f...
ferengi
  05/24/26
You should mass harvest and sell them on the black market
Fucking Fuckface
  05/23/26
I have an ex who wants to buy my eggs lmao. I'm down to sell...
ferengi
  05/24/26
If I was a woman I would savor fertile creampies from the ho...
faglord
  05/23/26
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ferengi
  05/24/26
What's stopping you from doing it as a man?
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faglord
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"I am 100% sure I don't want to bring a new life into t...
Hyperventilating coral principal's office
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180. It's a shame that my EXTREME FERTILITY is wasted on som...
ferengi
  05/24/26
I had a vasectomy in 2011, but if you're fit we could still ...
Hyperventilating coral principal's office
  05/24/26
Can I have one of your eggs to make a super baby whose paren...
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You can definitely have one (or more if it doesn't work the ...
ferengi
  05/24/26
180
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If I had a kid via surrogate that was 50% you and 50% me wou...
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I don't care about "really good at school" you're ...
ferengi
  05/24/26
I just thought bc u were so good at school. Zhe wouldn't get...
Offensive cuckoldry trailer park
  05/24/26
Was there any cost to you for this procedure? Do you have an...
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  05/24/26
Apropos of nothing, eating a giant bowl of human eggs is 100...
Offensive cuckoldry trailer park
  05/24/26
Yeah I paid like $14.5K out of pocket, it sucked, but I feel...
ferengi
  05/24/26
180, obviously. Did you scare the shit out of everyone? ...
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Haha I hope I scared people. It went over great, as it almos...
ferengi
  05/24/26
im seeing hot AZNpussy in ASIA doing this, its all so absurd...
Electric dopamine
  05/24/26
I have no desire to reproduce but I feel better having these...
ferengi
  05/24/26
congratulations, u are a dumb retarded bitch like 99.99% of ...
Electric dopamine
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We're all gay retards here
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ferengi
  05/24/26
we are the same age? I thought u were 3-4yrs older. You're p...
Vivacious halford institution
  05/24/26
I'm 35 now; this was just over two years ago. You?
ferengi
  05/24/26
turning 32 soon tldr the 2024 part
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:12 PM
Author: ferengi

I am 100% sure I don't want to bring a new life into this world, but at 32, I decided that I should freeze some eggs just in case something changes in the distant future. I plan to foster/adopt, but I wanted to have a backup in case something makes that impossible and I still want to be a parent and can't do it naturally by then.

Honestly I pursued this in part because I was so interested in seeing my stats. The women in my family are extremely fertile and I knew that my numbers would be great based on my phenotype, but holy shit they were practically off the charts. Exceptional for a woman of ANY age, not just an almost-33yo. At my consultation when we did the ultrasound the doctor literally said "it's an egg factory in here!" lmfao. Here are my numbers if you want to fact check how good they are: AFC=32, cd3 AMH=5.03, cd3 inhibin B=159, cd3 FSH=4.06, cd3 estradiol=27.9, no PCOS

Due to my ABUNDANT RESERVE and EXCELLENT HORMONAL RESPONSIVENESS the doctor put me on a very conservative cycle. I ended up freezing 25 mature eggs, which is basically the optimal outcome. Any more and it would've been painful for me. The process involved injecting myself multiple times per day, which quickly got rid of my fear of needles. It was pretty intense but now it's a skill I have if I ever need to inject something again. This was in 2024 btw.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868567&forum_id=2#49897430)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:14 PM
Author: charismatic whorehouse blood rage

That's great, doobs

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868567&forum_id=2#49897432)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:14 PM
Author: ferengi

180000

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868567&forum_id=2#49897435)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:15 PM
Author: smoky crotch



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868567&forum_id=2#49897438)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 PM
Author: gunneratttt



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868567&forum_id=2#49897463)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:52 PM
Author: High-end aggressive senate jew

oomox, first poaster, new day, oomox

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868567&forum_id=2#49897508)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:05 AM
Author: Wild becky crackhouse



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868567&forum_id=2#49897534)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: puce center



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868567&forum_id=2#49897550)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:14 PM
Author: Metaphysics is Gay

seems prudent

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868567&forum_id=2#49897433)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:17 PM
Author: ferengi

Yeah like I really don't think I'll need them but I feel better having them.

PLUS even just the testing part was really worthwhile; now I know I will likely have a very large window for natural conception, which I figured anyway, as I read as obviously highly fertile due to WHR etc.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868567&forum_id=2#49897440)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: smoky crotch

I think more xo males should freeze their cum honestly. Much cheaper than egg freezing. And since everyone here is balding with poor diets and on hard drugs, most will be infertile by like 45 max.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868567&forum_id=2#49897443)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:20 PM
Author: Metaphysics is Gay

who says we don't

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868567&forum_id=2#49897446)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:21 PM
Author: smoky crotch

idk I haven't frozen any of mine yet, but I'm also not balding and am Tall

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868567&forum_id=2#49897448)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 1:59 PM
Author: ferengi



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868567&forum_id=2#49898439)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:20 PM
Author: ferengi

Fucking 1800000 that's a really good point. And it's so low-effort compared to the whole procedure involved for a woman.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868567&forum_id=2#49897447)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: Clear Underhanded Travel Guidebook



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868567&forum_id=2#49897512)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:22 PM
Author: Metaphysics is Gay

i think the obvious question here is wouldn't this affect the offspring? in regular sex with man reproduction the egg would be timed with your life circumstances upon meeting him causing a serendipitous child creation. in the freezing scenario, the eggs are pre-serendipitous. discuss.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868567&forum_id=2#49897451)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:25 PM
Author: ferengi

You mean like would it be a different person? I don't think it's meaningfully different from like if you naturally conceived at 3:01 AM vs. 3:02 AM.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868567&forum_id=2#49897456)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: Metaphysics is Gay

the egg changes 1x per month, no?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868567&forum_id=2#49897458)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:27 PM
Author: ferengi

Well in my example it would be a different sperm. Either way it's just that the DNA combined under different circumstances so it's Different but no one path is more or less serendipitous.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868567&forum_id=2#49897461)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: Metaphysics is Gay

right, the sperm would be more similar than true reproductive intercourse, though also not identical. but the egg exaggerates this difference to a level that would have substantial consequence if you think, as I do, that your body is coordinating egg drops to align with your anticipated reproductive year.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868567&forum_id=2#49897465)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:33 PM
Author: ferengi

Well I'd only be using this in a scenario where it isn't possible to reproduce naturally in my desired reproductive year. So it's either existence borne of a once-frozen, exceptional-quality 32yo egg, or no existence at all.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868567&forum_id=2#49897467)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: Metaphysics is Gay

there are a substantial number of years where it's not obvious it would be impossible, no? my point isnt to argue the minutiae, but about how consciously engineering a birth could introduce a sub-optimal timeline. it could also introduce a better timeline. it was just a question about this issue

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868567&forum_id=2#49897470)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:47 PM
Author: ferengi

Yeah, based on my stats, I'm confident I have a wide window in which I could conceive naturally with ease. If I somehow changed my mind and decided to reproduce, it would certainly be worth trying until at least 45. I just turned 35. But it's not infinite. At some point I won't have 30+ exceptional-quality eggs hanging around in my ovaries each month waiting to get chosen. I'll have none at all.

I was thinking of the "better timeline" possibility too, but I think it's cleaner if you don't try to make a judgment on that, just consider the fact that I'll only be using this if there's no way I can Recruit an egg Contemporaneously. If it's the only possible path to reproduction at the point I decide I want to reproduce.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868567&forum_id=2#49897489)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:53 PM
Author: Metaphysics is Gay

can you test the eggs and pick the one you like best? if so then this is an even better idea

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868567&forum_id=2#49897509)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:01 AM
Author: ferengi

Genetically? By then, probably, and maybe even now, but I'm morally opposed to that. But morphologically they'll choose the ones that look best, so that'll give it a boost. They won't choose some ugly one that didn't quite finish baking or whatever.

Btw the doctor also made a kind of big deal of my genetic screening results and how I'm not a carrier for any conditions. So idk. I'm sure they're all good tbh. I feel like I did what I had to do to give my future self the opportunity to reproduce under the best possible circumstances, if I somehow decide I want to do that and it's too late to conceive naturally. It was a pretty impulsive thing. Maybe I was intended to decide to freeze my eggs at that time.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868567&forum_id=2#49897524)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: Metaphysics is Gay

youre already selecting eggs based on phenotype. its really a small step to test the genes and get the smart athletic kid

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868567&forum_id=2#49897526)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:11 AM
Author: ferengi

They're all probably good enough. The chance of my deciding to reproduce after menopause is vanishingly small anyway. I can't even begin to get in the mindset of my future self who would be choosing, because I don't see myself ending up in this situation at all.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868567&forum_id=2#49897544)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:14 AM
Author: Metaphysics is Gay

in healthy adult human beings, doesn't the desire for procreation come after successful pair bonding

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868567&forum_id=2#49897547)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: ferengi

I used to toss around the possibility in my head, or sometimes aloud, when I was in relationships. But when I thought of the idea of adopting an older kid, it all just clicked that that's what I want to do. I have no interest in pregnancy, childbirth, raising a baby from birth, or bringing a new life into this SPS world against its will. I want to be a good parent to a kid who's already here. No stable, happy relationship has changed my conviction about this path.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868567&forum_id=2#49897549)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:20 AM
Author: Metaphysics is Gay

i was specifically referring to successful (i.e., permanent) pair bonding, not temporary pair bonding. the antinatalist perspective has always struck me as a response to childhood trauma / chronic failed relationships

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868567&forum_id=2#49897554)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: ferengi

For me this is a fundamental personal/moral preference that I see as totally separate from my experiences in relationships.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868567&forum_id=2#49897556)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:24 AM
Author: Metaphysics is Gay

ok well i see moral preferences as often arising directly from actual experience

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868567&forum_id=2#49897558)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:25 AM
Author: ferengi

Yeah that's fair. I think it's independent but who knows.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868567&forum_id=2#49897560)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: Metaphysics is Gay

yeah its impossible to know mostly

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868567&forum_id=2#49897561)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 3:09 AM
Author: ferengi

Wow according to Gemini I independently intuited a cornerstone of Parfit's philosophy, the idea of existence not being worse than nonexistence. 180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868567&forum_id=2#49897714)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:27 PM
Author: smoky crotch

A child conceived through egg freezing is going to have a different Origin Story

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868567&forum_id=2#49897462)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:35 PM
Author: ferengi

Cr

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868567&forum_id=2#49897468)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: smoky crotch

This is like the phenomenological version of parfit's non-identity problem

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868567&forum_id=2#49897457)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: Metaphysics is Gay

exactly

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868567&forum_id=2#49897459)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:37 PM
Author: ultramarine step-uncle's house



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868567&forum_id=2#49897471)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:38 PM
Author: Clear Underhanded Travel Guidebook

Do this 5x more if you're actually serious about using these to have a kid someday. Producing eggs doesn't mean all that much since you don't know whether those eggs are viable.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868567&forum_id=2#49897473)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:56 PM
Author: ferengi

I got 25 mature eggs; I'm good. The doctor said my labs showed excellent egg quality, not just quantity, pointing out the Inhibin B in particular. Morphologically 19 were great; those are the ones that were frozen right after retrieval. The last 6 matured overnight so they were just OK and have a lower expected success rate. This isn't anything about their inherent quality, just the timing of the cycle. But the chances of success are high with the batch I got. Plus there's only a minuscule chance I want to use them. Definitely not worth doing all that again.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868567&forum_id=2#49897516)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:58 PM
Author: Clear Underhanded Travel Guidebook

lol

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868567&forum_id=2#49897520)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: controlling a virtual character on a computer



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868567&forum_id=2#49897527)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:45 PM
Author: controlling a virtual character on a computer

Lol what else would you do other than getting married and having kids? You're literally a female

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868567&forum_id=2#49897482)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: ferengi

Express myself. Sing, write, poast. Spend time with people I love doing things NOT involving kids.

My plan is to foster/potentially adopt a teenager or preteen. I don't have any interest in raising a child from birth.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868567&forum_id=2#49897528)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:04 AM
Author: controlling a virtual character on a computer

That is completely and utterly retarded

I would say no offense but it would probably be good if you were offended by me saying this because then you would re think what you are saying here and realize how completely retarded it is and that you're on the wrong track

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868567&forum_id=2#49897531)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:06 AM
Author: ferengi

Sorry, I just don't have that "propagate the species" or "pass on my genetic code" drive. It's probably technically "wrong" evolutionarily but I don't care. I do have the urge to make the world a better place for future generations, which I want to do in part by fostering a teenager and giving them a supportive environment in which to grow and thrive.

Why's that the wrong track in your opinion?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868567&forum_id=2#49897535)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:08 AM
Author: controlling a virtual character on a computer

Just go hold a baby for 5 minutes and then come check back in with us on this

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868567&forum_id=2#49897539)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:12 AM
Author: ferengi

I have a nephew who's approaching two and he's my absolute favorite thing in the universe. I love him more than anything. Still no desire to have my own.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868567&forum_id=2#49897545)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:51 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

You should mass harvest and sell them on the black market

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868567&forum_id=2#49897503)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:04 AM
Author: ferengi

I have an ex who wants to buy my eggs lmao. I'm down to sell some, I have so many.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868567&forum_id=2#49897533)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:56 PM
Author: faglord

If I was a woman I would savor fertile creampies from the hottest guys

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868567&forum_id=2#49897517)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:08 AM
Author: ferengi



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868567&forum_id=2#49897537)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:13 AM
Author: smoky crotch

What's stopping you from doing it as a man?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868567&forum_id=2#49897546)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: ferengi



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Date: May 24th, 2026 6:48 AM
Author: Microsoft Product Anomalies (No Future)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:11 PM
Author: faglord



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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:22 AM
Author: Hyperventilating coral principal's office

"I am 100% sure I don't want to bring a new life into this world, but at 32"

LMK if you change your mind, sis. (I'm 6'2" btw).

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868567&forum_id=2#49897555)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:25 AM
Author: ferengi

180. It's a shame that my EXTREME FERTILITY is wasted on someone who just doesn't have the drive to reproduce. I think I'm "broken" evolutionarily but I'd rather make the world a better place with my actions than drag someone new in here.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Hyperventilating coral principal's office

I had a vasectomy in 2011, but if you're fit we could still pretend that we're "making a baby" or whatever.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868567&forum_id=2#49897566)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:40 AM
Author: Offensive cuckoldry trailer park

Can I have one of your eggs to make a super baby whose parents are two poasters (I would say high level poasters imo). You don't have to be the mom or do any parenting, but if you want to you can come into the babies life later.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868567&forum_id=2#49897580)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:44 AM
Author: ferengi

You can definitely have one (or more if it doesn't work the first time) but not for free. I paid a lot to freeze those, and endured discomfort, so if anyone wants to use any they have to pay up.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868567&forum_id=2#49897588)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 1:23 AM
Author: Offensive cuckoldry trailer park

180

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Date: May 24th, 2026 1:31 AM
Author: Offensive cuckoldry trailer park

If I had a kid via surrogate that was 50% you and 50% me would you want to meet zher? If she grew up and was really good at school and liked Star Trek would you feel any maternal instinct or not care?

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Date: May 24th, 2026 1:33 AM
Author: ferengi

I don't care about "really good at school" you're thinking of yourself there. But yeah I'd wanna meet your kid either way. And it would depend on what zhe wanted above all else.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 1:34 AM
Author: Offensive cuckoldry trailer park

I just thought bc u were so good at school. Zhe wouldn't get that from me lol

Also 180 answer

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Date: May 24th, 2026 1:32 AM
Author: Anal stain toilet seat

Was there any cost to you for this procedure? Do you have any recurring costs for storing them?

Would you consider letting others use your harvested eggs?

Very on brand to somehow extract stats/ranking out of this.

At one time, I wanted to start a band called HUMAN CAVIAR. Please rate, and what kind of music would that band play?

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Date: May 24th, 2026 1:33 AM
Author: Offensive cuckoldry trailer park

Apropos of nothing, eating a giant bowl of human eggs is 100% legal in California (I assume)

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Date: May 24th, 2026 1:40 AM
Author: ferengi

Yeah I paid like $14.5K out of pocket, it sucked, but I feel better having this backup. The storage is $100/yr recurring iirc.

I would sell some to others yes, if they're gonna have a kid anyway and find my genetic profile desirable. I think my genes are solid other than my horrible proprioception and athletic ineptitude.

Lmao yeah, someone reminded me that CSLG poasted his T levels and this is kinda similar, which is cringe but whatever. I'm proud of my confirmed insane fertility.

HUMAN CAVIAR is 180. Definitely antinatalist techgrind.

Based on this very short clip rate my song choice for karaoke the other night: https://vocaroo.com/17XCTZyeME15

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Date: May 24th, 2026 1:59 AM
Author: Anal stain toilet seat

180, obviously. Did you scare the shit out of everyone?

I'm impressed with the mic's clarity. Was the setup a karaoke bar kind of thing, or did you have a room for your own group?

I have a very hard time with karaoke because I absolutely cannot stand to hear people sing poorly, especially music I'm familiar with.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868567&forum_id=2#49897669)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 2:07 AM
Author: ferengi

Haha I hope I scared people. It went over great, as it almost always does. People in L.A. love my shtick.

It's a local divey karaoke bar with a solid sound system.

That's so funny that you have such a low tolerance for bad singing. I enjoy the shitty performances almost as much as the good performances; I'm just vibing. In L.A. the median karaoke performer is actually quite good lol.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 1:54 AM
Author: Electric dopamine

im seeing hot AZNpussy in ASIA doing this, its all so absurd. just furking spread ur legs and get preggie u dumb bitches. what a shitshow jews have created on this faggot earth jfc

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Date: May 24th, 2026 1:55 AM
Author: ferengi

I have no desire to reproduce but I feel better having these chilling in a freezer in case I change my mind for some reason after menopause.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 2:01 AM
Author: Electric dopamine

congratulations, u are a dumb retarded bitch like 99.99% of genetic females on this faggot furk kike world

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Date: May 24th, 2026 2:09 AM
Author: ferengi

We're all gay retards here

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Date: May 24th, 2026 3:18 AM
Author: Wild becky crackhouse



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Date: May 24th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: ferengi



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: Vivacious halford institution

we are the same age? I thought u were 3-4yrs older. You're probably lying (((jewishly)))

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:42 PM
Author: ferengi

I'm 35 now; this was just over two years ago. You?

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Date: May 24th, 2026 6:08 PM
Author: Vivacious halford institution

turning 32 soon

tldr the 2024 part

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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Hairraiser Useless Factory Reset Button

by time your ready to have babby, science will allow you to chose the best egg with the best phenotypical profile, yes?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868567&forum_id=2#49898964)