Can't believe how furking retarded this place is everyday long ass power cuts last night until like 6am
Never seen such bad power grid as this place in 161 nigga countries
So just left Airbnb and drinking at ghetto bar they have a generator and are blazing nigga music and I have this gorgeous view of the street, may just stay here till midnight furk it it's 10pm now:
Even in my 20s in my prime rape days even blackout drunk I'd never furk a nigress, only time I ever saw a furkable one was in Mozambique she was half like Portuguese and rejected me prob cause I'm a turd
Biggest diff is improvement in internet, even in niggaland I get 4g usually. Sometimes network slows but nothing like 10y ago.
I don't know if visa and BS restrictions are easier now some places like central Asia had great improvements but Africa is still shit and some countries are making it harder not easier now
Everyone is a global homo now esp outside niggaland like bitches are all on IG hoeing themselves out doesnt matter if it's Kazakhstan Nepal Papua new guinea whatever
It's lolzy every car here is a Merc or beamer even my Airbnb bitch picked me up airport in Merc I think they get used ones from Germany, all the taxis are old mercs. U will see mercs parked outside homes and the road is totally dirt and there's trash nearby and goats furking each other it's 180
lmao i've been to a few poor countries like this myself and inevitably find the rich fucker areas and refuse to leave, you deserve props for lolling with the poors like this
But these ppl aren't poor if they can afford 2 bucks for a big beer. They wld be considered like middle class here, it's just the bar is ghetto and shit cause almost everything is here even the Birdshit bars on beach look mid
These dumbfurks don't even have solar panels yet even goat furking pakis are big into that now, cld be huge business except almost no one has money it seems.. need to consult with some Filipino electricians Abt this business
electricity now back on but now feel like AC not really working, not blowing cold air jfc niggas, cant wait to leave this shithole for the next nigga shithole
this place is only good cause there's some tourist infra cause birdshit whores come here to get BBC, so i eat well and the beach is decent but not super great. and even though theres niggas all over it actually is quite safe
but this electricity shit is worse ive ever seen anywhere in niggaland,its crazy, even mozambique and shit didnt have powercuts this long back in 2010 even. even furking kabul wasnt this bad
Date: June 26th, 2026 9:58 AM Author: Harsh heaven gunner
its like when I'd visit Greek islands in 2004-08, and have to find an Internet Cafe. Man, those places were popular and they'd tend to play EDM day and night, its was like my second home, my first being the beach. Good times.
Date: June 26th, 2026 10:15 AM Author: Fucking Fuckface
I'm planning to retire to Crete in a few years. Built out my dividend portfolio early to have enough data to ensure I qualify for the FIP visa
Other benefits of Greece for people who don't know:
Dividend tax: flat 5% (fucking OUTRAGEOUSLY low for Europe)
Capital gains tax: 0% for major listed stocks unless you've got enormous positions
Tax treaty: if you retire on dividends and capital gains, you will basically cap your tax exposure to what greedy ass Uncle Sam will steal from you. Almost impossible to do that anywhere else in the euro zone at this point
Date: June 26th, 2026 11:50 AM Author: Fucking Fuckface
There are several different visa options. There's also a flat 7% tax election option but I haven't paid attention to it and am not a good source of information about it
For the FIP visa ("Financially Independent Person" = don't need to earn money / retired), you get residency with a path to citizenship. But you cannot work. If you need or want to work, there are also robust digital nomad visas and residency through investment (I think it's still only 250k euros invested into a house in Crete, for example...there are much higher thresholds for Athens and certain other places).
To qualify for the FIP visa, you just have to show annual PASSIVE income of 42k euros/year (3,500 euros per month). Dividends from publicly traded companies are the easiest way to do this and cannot really be challenged by Greece unless you're a major holder of equity in the company. As I understand it, if you purely use capital gains derived from stock sales, they can reject that (though may not decide to) because you have to take active steps to generate that income (selling stock)
Again, you cannot be gainfully employed under the FIP visa, so if you want to work, just do the digital nomad visa instead