Date: July 11th, 2026 8:00 AM Author: crawly immigrant tattoo
Jfc, this guy is doomed. His wife divorced him and moved to Europe. He sold their house and they were going to split to proceeds. The week before closing I found him passed out and the house completely trashed - bottles everywhere and holes in the walls. He had acute alcohol poisoning and was hospitalized for five days.
His brother and I fixed up the house and they still closed and he got $150k in cash. He spent $40k on rehab and just got out last week.
This morning he texts me “Is Kalshi legit? it looks like you can bet on anything!”
I don’t think his hundred grand is c’in Christmas.
I work at a broker-dealer. Our entire business model is lending on margin to degenerate gamblers. The trades are free. All the profit is in margin lending.
Millennials are going to be shit on worse than boomers by posterity. The boomers at least left 180 music. We are going to leave this garbage and chatbots.