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Why so few bald pro athletes?

far fewer than the general population
beady-eyed angry preventive strike
  07/11/26
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milky bawdyhouse knife
  07/12/26
Because pro athletes are young and balds are older You j...
frum red station
  07/11/26
Hair transplants (LeBron, Rooney, etc). Or they shave their...
pale address partner
  07/11/26
Michael Jordan was the pioneer.
startled hairy legs brunch
  07/12/26
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beady-eyed angry preventive strike
  07/12/26
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milky bawdyhouse knife
  07/12/26
Tons of baldmos--athletes and regular guys--shave their head...
Swashbuckling dull quadroon base
  07/12/26
OP is right though. The actual truth is pro athletics requir...
Tan cracking resort factory reset button
  07/12/26
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milky bawdyhouse knife
  07/12/26
And they’re predominantly soccer players.
hateful low-t whorehouse
  07/12/26


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Date: July 11th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: beady-eyed angry preventive strike

far fewer than the general population

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881832&forum_id=2#49993290)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: milky bawdyhouse knife

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Date: July 11th, 2026 5:59 PM
Author: frum red station

Because pro athletes are young and balds are older

You just think otherwise because you balded young

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881832&forum_id=2#49993297)



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Date: July 11th, 2026 6:01 PM
Author: pale address partner

Hair transplants (LeBron, Rooney, etc). Or they shave their heads and pretend it was a choice

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881832&forum_id=2#49993302)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 1:56 PM
Author: startled hairy legs brunch

Michael Jordan was the pioneer.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881832&forum_id=2#49994524)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: beady-eyed angry preventive strike



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Date: July 12th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: milky bawdyhouse knife

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(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881832&forum_id=2#49994569)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Swashbuckling dull quadroon base

Tons of baldmos--athletes and regular guys--shave their heads now. Add hair transplants and hair systems to that. In general, there are just fewer guys walking around with visible male pattern baldness than there were 20+ years ago, when a big portion of guys over 30 or 40 out and about were visible MPBmos. This doesn't apply in biglaw, where the standard MPB coif remains common.

BTW, LeBron has been a male pattern baldmo for years: https://media.gq.com/photos/5942ce8fff7d4e0397e51d10/4:3/w_1632,h_1224,c_limit/lebron-james-hair.jpg

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881832&forum_id=2#49994519)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 2:14 PM
Author: Tan cracking resort factory reset button

OP is right though. The actual truth is pro athletics requires a ridiculously good phenotype and bad phenotype shit co-varies and correlates. Basketball is the most obvious where there are random Balding guys in college but JJ Reddick had Hair at Duke, you get the drift. Also, Matt Hasselbeck stands out more than he doesn’t.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881832&forum_id=2#49994554)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: milky bawdyhouse knife

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(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881832&forum_id=2#49994570)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 2:23 PM
Author: hateful low-t whorehouse

And they’re predominantly soccer players.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881832&forum_id=2#49994574)