get 10 emails about it from bank, pizza hut, uber, "how was your order" "review your order" "you spent $23, please review" carpet bombing ur phone, mind, soul
yes I ordered a fucking pizza holy shit leave me alone
Date: July 14th, 2026 11:55 AM Author: Richard Ames
I think about this all the time.
Something I've also noticed is that if you do write a review and then later order from the same place, you will still get prodded to write a review (again).
I recently bought some really basic shit at Home Depot for less than $20 and got multiple emails asking me to review the product. Just wtf.
Date: July 14th, 2026 11:56 AM Author: Fucking Fuckface
I've been making my own recently but buying the dough from trader joes (their whole milk mozzarella is fucking great for this too)
If you have an hour to let the dough rise while you do dishes or whatever the fuck, it's like $6 for a large pizza that tastes better than whatever you're ordering