>makes thread about how he's bent out of shape about some random group of people for no reason

>someone laughs at him out of the sheer absurdity of it

>he accuses *them* of being "bent out of shape" about *him*

wow. i love the internet and people with weird psychological complexes!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882924&forum_id=2#50001692)

Homer weighs himself and thinks he is fat, but at breakfast he still takes pancakes with syrup, which prompts Marge to give him a drawing that Maggie made, in which Homer is a giant ball. This leads to a visit to Dr. Hibbert, who tells Homer that his cholesterol is as high as a cheesecake and gives him a diet plan. Homer begins his diet with a visit to Pizza Bucket, but he is just smelling the food and visits the anonymous fatilister. At breakfast, Marge only gives him fruit and vegetables and at work he has to measure the amount of fat in his food, which is not easy. While at work, a sleeping Homer dreams about his favorite foods. Homer is awoken by an alarm: his drawl has fallen into the control panel, which started a fire - he runs away to the power plant shelter where he begins to eat his lunch. Meanwhile, the employees are panicking over the alarm, which stops when Burns releases a cloud of radiation that begins to cover the whole of Springfield, causing chaos across the town.

It's been 28 hours and Homer leaves the shelter to find that the whole town is weird and the power plant is empty. The first person he meets is Comic Book Guy, who has become skinnier, and he tells Homer that the radiation made everyone thin, and yelled to the rest of the townspeople to hunt Homer down as he is the only fat person. Homer is chased by the entire town before he came to the Spuckler family, that have also escaped the radiation. He follows them, but then he realizes that they want to eat him, so he escapes meets his family. However, they are also hunting him and succeed, allowing Chief Wiggum to shoot him with an anaesthetic dart. Homer wakes up in a hospital bed and he is skinny, but the rest of the residents of Springfield are now normal. They tell him that they had used his fat to give to the people in Springfield, so they are normal again. Homer is then sent home. Marge tells the kids that Homer will now be different, but when he gets home he is normal again, as he as stopped off at six drive-through locations on the way home. Mr. Burns goes to sleep in his home and asks Smithers to turn the light off, which reveals Burns to glow due to the radiation.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882924&forum_id=2#50001612)

what is the end game with Ozempic? do you have to take it forever?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882924&forum_id=2#50001687)

and yes. if there were a "give everyone a 140 iq pill" I would encourage everyone to take that too even though it's a hit to people who made their identity being smart. you're mad because you were special and now you're not

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882924&forum_id=2#50001710)

Can you really lose substantial weight by eating the same garbage diet you're currently on? No? Ah, damn.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882924&forum_id=2#50001747)

as you noted, though, ohnoes is a whole foods eater, or at least reasonably so. so this doesn't apply to him. if you're eating whole foods and making sure to get a lot of variety, you can get a nutrient-rich diet even with smaller portion sizes.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882924&forum_id=2#50002721)

he's mad because he's inferior and he's angry that other inferior people are successfully making it out of the crab bucket

the worst kind of "person"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882924&forum_id=2#50001718)

for all of americas history before the feminist revolution you could comment if a coworker lost weight. thats a compliment, not calling someone fat. you suck.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882924&forum_id=2#50002646)

*smacks your ass*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882924&forum_id=2#50002663)

(coming from a guy in the middle of a grueling natural cut)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882924&forum_id=2#50002298)

many people of all weights in America are undernourished because they don't eat enough whole foods. sticking to a trash diet but going on a calorie deficit just exacerbates the problem. I will die on this hill.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882924&forum_id=2#50002314)