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Would you rather go to jail for 2 years or until Doodikoff beats Elden Ring?
| thirsty effete quadroon | 07/20/26 |
| mahogany dopamine | 07/20/26 |
| thirsty effete quadroon | 07/20/26 |
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Date: July 20th, 2026 9:56 AM Author: thirsty effete quadroon You have two choices:
Option A: 3 year sentence at a medium security prison. No early release. Note the typo in the subject. It’s a three year sentence in Option A, not two.
Option B: Indefinite sentence that only ends when Doodikoff completes Elden Ring, including the DLC. Separately, Doodikoff is offered a one-time $500,000 tax-free cash reward if he can complete Elden Ring. He’s not aware of your predicament and his only motivation is the money. Doodikoff can use spirits/mimic tear or whatever but no online summoning allowed. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884413&forum_id=2#50011582) |
Date: July 20th, 2026 10:00 AM Author: mahogany dopamine for $500k id quit my job and beat the game in a week (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884413&forum_id=2#50011595) |
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Date: July 20th, 2026 10:38 AM Author: thirsty effete quadroon Strongly favors option B, but can’t help but be concerned that after losing to Margit 500 times you might consider the money unobtainable and I’d be stuck in jail forever. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884413&forum_id=2#50011718) |