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What the fuck happened to Magic: The Gathering?

Haven't played since jr high, but this seems pretty disgrace...
Submissive pontificating school
  07/21/26
I assume it got taken over by purple haired millennial queer...
Fear-inspiring Arousing Brethren Trust Fund
  07/21/26
you are correct, zir.
animeboi
  07/21/26
...
insanely creepy burgundy theater stage
  07/21/26
Its as popular as it ever was, actually, but it also got sup...
animeboi
  07/21/26
>Its as popular as it ever was, actually, but it also got...
Deep fat ankles
  07/21/26
Modernity: The Gathering
Deep fat ankles
  07/21/26
...
the White jensen huang
  07/21/26
...
Deep fat ankles
  07/21/26
tp
Drab charismatic mexican crotch
  07/21/26
...
Deep fat ankles
  07/22/26
"nerd clique" went from 'overly brainy white and a...
the White jensen huang
  07/21/26
Where are the brainy white and asian guys now?
Bat shit crazy floppy garrison
  07/21/26
being racist and misogynistic online and doing AI stuff
the White jensen huang
  07/21/26
in the brain chamber
marvelous wagecucks stage
  07/21/26
Incredible read of the situation and explains SO MUCH
Topaz 180 theatre keepsake machete
  07/21/26
Imagine rolling into a MTG tournament with a crew of your br...
Submissive pontificating school
  07/25/26
...
dun famous landscape painting tattoo
  07/27/26
token azn mascot at the MTG tournament rocking a white weeni...
the White jensen huang
  07/27/26
semen-stained serra angels
Submissive pontificating school
  07/28/26
...
racy startling orchestra pit
  07/26/26
...
racy startling orchestra pit
  07/26/26
(JD Vance)
bright tripping plaza
  07/21/26
EDH became a popular casual format and then WotC began suppo...
Microsoft Product Anomalies
  07/21/26
just googled "Rule 0" and burst out laughing irl
the White jensen huang
  07/21/26
...
Microsoft Product Anomalies
  07/26/26
had to do a lot of research to parse this post but cr cr
rebellious faggotry pit
  07/21/26
...
racy startling orchestra pit
  07/26/26
"MTG Commander is a casual multiplayer format of the Ma...
Submissive pontificating school
  07/26/26
it's just as gay and retarded as it seems
the White jensen huang
  07/26/26
It started out as a homebrew format where the idea was to us...
Microsoft Product Anomalies
  07/28/26
blown | out | tp
Drab charismatic mexican crotch
  07/21/26
https://tcgplayer-cdn.tcgplayer.com/product/279269_in_1000x1...
exciting well-lubricated twinkling uncleanness school cafeteria
  07/25/26
...
the White jensen huang
  07/25/26
That's honestly not as offensive to me as having New York Ci...
Microsoft Product Anomalies
  07/26/26
The original game’s players were unable to reproduce, ...
thriller newt new version
  07/25/26
...
Microsoft Product Anomalies
  07/26/26
WTF are the nerds ITT even talking about? Is this a card gam...
Amber Private Investor Toaster
  07/27/26
Wow u totally convinced us you're a studly jock not a geek w...
animeboi
  07/28/26
EPAH is 10000% the sort of Reddit soyboy dweeb who plays MtG...
Microsoft Product Anomalies
  07/28/26
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  07/28/26


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Date: July 21st, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: Submissive pontificating school

Haven't played since jr high, but this seems pretty disgraceful to the lore:

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0FR7K693P

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50014407)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 1:37 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Arousing Brethren Trust Fund

I assume it got taken over by purple haired millennial queers

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50014422)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: animeboi (.)

you are correct, zir.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50014432)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 2:25 PM
Author: insanely creepy burgundy theater stage



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50014525)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 1:38 PM
Author: animeboi (.)

Its as popular as it ever was, actually, but it also got super super gay. Lots of licensed sets not like TMNT, Lord of the Rings, Final Fantasy, etc. Trannies took over all the nerd hobbies like DnD and Magic.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50014431)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 5:33 PM
Author: Deep fat ankles

>Its as popular as it ever was, actually, but it also got super super gay.

LOL’d, ty

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50014990)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 5:34 PM
Author: Deep fat ankles

Modernity: The Gathering

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50014991)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 5:37 PM
Author: the White jensen huang



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50015001)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 5:39 PM
Author: Deep fat ankles



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50015011)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Drab charismatic mexican crotch

tp

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50015336)



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Date: July 22nd, 2026 12:32 AM
Author: Deep fat ankles



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50016029)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 3:40 PM
Author: the White jensen huang

"nerd clique" went from 'overly brainy white and asian guys' to 'people with shitty phenotypes.' people who have shitty phenotypes are overwhelmingly lib and so everything about nerd clique became shitlib

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50014650)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy floppy garrison

Where are the brainy white and asian guys now?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50014668)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: the White jensen huang

being racist and misogynistic online and doing AI stuff

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50014679)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 5:26 PM
Author: marvelous wagecucks stage

in the brain chamber

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50014974)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 7:59 PM
Author: Topaz 180 theatre keepsake machete

Incredible read of the situation and explains SO MUCH

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50015332)



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Date: July 25th, 2026 5:28 PM
Author: Submissive pontificating school

Imagine rolling into a MTG tournament with a crew of your bros, all perfect phenotypes with hitler youth haircuts, and just ethnically cleansing all of the shitlibs out in the first round with your decks full of Black Lotuses, Moxes, and Dual Lands. Every round from the second all the way through the finals is just clean cut alpha white bros with maybe a token azn.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50024001)



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Date: July 27th, 2026 1:03 AM
Author: dun famous landscape painting tattoo



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50026235)



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Date: July 27th, 2026 1:04 AM
Author: the White jensen huang

token azn mascot at the MTG tournament rocking a white weenie deck tp

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50026238)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 4:35 AM
Author: Submissive pontificating school

semen-stained serra angels

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50028931)



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Date: July 26th, 2026 8:29 AM
Author: racy startling orchestra pit



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50024771)



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Date: July 26th, 2026 8:32 AM
Author: racy startling orchestra pit



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50024776)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: bright tripping plaza

(JD Vance)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50014676)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: Microsoft Product Anomalies

EDH became a popular casual format and then WotC began supporting it ("Commander"); this is now the dominant form, and the four person nature of the game means that it has all sorts of dumb shitty "Rule 0" "let people enjoy things" energy coming in.

At the same time, Hasbro realized that it could print money by doing licensing deals with other IP. The LotR set was actually 180 (because it's in keeping with the fantasy setting) but now we have Fallout and Marvel and so on.

Premodern offers something of a Reprieve but it's a little too sweaty.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50014966)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: the White jensen huang

just googled "Rule 0" and burst out laughing irl

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50014977)



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Date: July 26th, 2026 8:26 AM
Author: Microsoft Product Anomalies



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50024767)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: rebellious faggotry pit

had to do a lot of research to parse this post but cr cr

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50015027)



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Date: July 26th, 2026 8:31 AM
Author: racy startling orchestra pit



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50024775)



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Date: July 26th, 2026 8:39 PM
Author: Submissive pontificating school

"MTG Commander is a casual multiplayer format of the Magic: The Gathering card game where each player builds a 100-card deck around a chosen legendary creature or Planeswalker called a "Commander." In this format, players can only include one copy of each card (except basic lands) and start with 40 life points."

Wow I just threw up in my mouth a little. 100 cards no dupes...that isn't even a "deck."

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50025845)



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Date: July 26th, 2026 8:42 PM
Author: the White jensen huang

it's just as gay and retarded as it seems

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50025850)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 8:10 AM
Author: Microsoft Product Anomalies

It started out as a homebrew format where the idea was to use all the janky rares and dumb combos that weren't viable anywhere else and it was fun

But now it's all streamlined and optimized and stupid as hell

And lots of players now act like having "four of the same card" is "stupid and uncreative" when it comes to 60 card MtG

Imagine the game being overrun by turo redditors and you're on the right track

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50029036)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Drab charismatic mexican crotch

blown | out | tp

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50015335)



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Date: July 25th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: exciting well-lubricated twinkling uncleanness school cafeteria

https://tcgplayer-cdn.tcgplayer.com/product/279269_in_1000x1000.jpg

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50024002)



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Date: July 25th, 2026 5:42 PM
Author: the White jensen huang



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50024039)



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Date: July 26th, 2026 8:43 AM
Author: Microsoft Product Anomalies

That's honestly not as offensive to me as having New York City represented in the game.



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50024782)



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Date: July 25th, 2026 5:43 PM
Author: thriller newt new version

The original game’s players were unable to reproduce, and the game disappeared with them; the vacant niche was then occupied by a grotesque Ninja Turtles–themed offshoot bearing little resemblance to its ancestor.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50024042)



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Date: July 26th, 2026 8:31 AM
Author: Microsoft Product Anomalies



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50024774)



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Date: July 27th, 2026 1:09 AM
Author: Amber Private Investor Toaster

WTF are the nerds ITT even talking about? Is this a card game, or something like "Dungeons & Dragons"?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50026251)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 6:02 AM
Author: animeboi (.)

Wow u totally convinced us you're a studly jock not a geek with a $1,000 Nekusar, the Mindrazer commander deck 🙄

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50028941)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 8:11 AM
Author: Microsoft Product Anomalies

EPAH is 10000% the sort of Reddit soyboy dweeb who plays MtG now



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50029037)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 6:30 AM
Author: Glassy range mood

Queered successfully

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50028955)