Date: July 31st, 2026 8:41 AM Author: Richard Ames
I miss the days when a random happy hot chick was just a random happy hot chick without having to roll the dice as to whether or not she was doing amateur porn of some sort.
Date: July 30th, 2026 1:59 PM Author: Slate Indirect Expression
You guys will say this is my answer to everything, but she would be a 9 instead of a 6.5 if she got some implants. Just like 400 ccs would do the job, but if she went 700+ she could babypwn her preferred white NFL non-QB with like 10 minutes of flirting and a round or two of shots.
Date: July 30th, 2026 2:43 PM Author: Slate Indirect Expression
For faggy lawyers like you and me, maybe, but she has a build from the waist down that makes starting NFL right guards and centers involuntarily drop to one knee and propose marriage.