Date: August 2nd, 2026 8:03 PM Author: multi-colored institution coldplay fan
Saw a decent looking early 20’s/late teen chick on the corner two days ago wearing that short denim skirt with white sneakers and looks like one wrong move her ass will be out. I went up to her and said “excuse me I was just wondering where do I pay the dowry?”
She looked at me for a second then burst out laughing I said “just kidding I saw you thought you were beautiful and didn’t know what else to say, I’m Johnsmeyer.”
She told me her name we walked for two blocks I got her number. Texted her today and she wrote “who is this?” I wrote the dowry guy you met from the street and said “oh wasn’t sure, thought it was some other arrogant lawyer I met while just going about my day haha”
Then wrote “sorry I’m just cranky I have my period. I need coffee”
Then I realized I’d have to tell her I’m married and didn’t wanna get caught texting someone else again and blocked her lol.
Date: August 2nd, 2026 8:19 PM Author: multi-colored institution coldplay fan
I run irl flame too well that’s why I had to quit XO a few years ago after my wife found half of the females in NJ in my phone and made me quit social media/tinder for a few years until I said fuck it and did what I want. Haven’t cheated since though bc I don’t wanna lose my kids.