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I tried a weird pickup line that actually worked somehow

Saw a decent looking early 20’s/late teen chick on the...
multi-colored institution coldplay fan
  08/02/26
Hmm gonna have to give this a try
Bistre Deranged Selfie Mad Cow Disease
  08/02/26
I bet Johnsy is an IRL stud
galvanic garrison ratface
  08/02/26
I run irl flame too well that’s why I had to quit XO a...
multi-colored institution coldplay fan
  08/02/26
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multi-colored institution coldplay fan
  08/03/26
Wow
stimulating mood indian lodge
  08/03/26
I can’t believe duchess made you quit tinder for a few...
galvanic garrison ratface
  08/04/26
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Aphrodisiac locale
  08/06/26
Is this the real johnsmeyer?
rose fortuitous meteor
  08/03/26
Yeah.
multi-colored institution coldplay fan
  08/03/26
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stimulating mood indian lodge
  08/04/26
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disrespectful yarmulke
  08/03/26


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Date: August 2nd, 2026 8:03 PM
Author: multi-colored institution coldplay fan

Saw a decent looking early 20’s/late teen chick on the corner two days ago wearing that short denim skirt with white sneakers and looks like one wrong move her ass will be out. I went up to her and said “excuse me I was just wondering where do I pay the dowry?”

She looked at me for a second then burst out laughing I said “just kidding I saw you thought you were beautiful and didn’t know what else to say, I’m Johnsmeyer.”

She told me her name we walked for two blocks I got her number. Texted her today and she wrote “who is this?” I wrote the dowry guy you met from the street and said “oh wasn’t sure, thought it was some other arrogant lawyer I met while just going about my day haha”

Then wrote “sorry I’m just cranky I have my period. I need coffee”

Then I realized I’d have to tell her I’m married and didn’t wanna get caught texting someone else again and blocked her lol.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888893&forum_id=2#50041616)



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Date: August 2nd, 2026 8:06 PM
Author: Bistre Deranged Selfie Mad Cow Disease

Hmm gonna have to give this a try

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888893&forum_id=2#50041619)



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Date: August 2nd, 2026 8:15 PM
Author: galvanic garrison ratface

I bet Johnsy is an IRL stud

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888893&forum_id=2#50041635)



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Date: August 2nd, 2026 8:19 PM
Author: multi-colored institution coldplay fan

I run irl flame too well that’s why I had to quit XO a few years ago after my wife found half of the females in NJ in my phone and made me quit social media/tinder for a few years until I said fuck it and did what I want. Haven’t cheated since though bc I don’t wanna lose my kids.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888893&forum_id=2#50041643)



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Date: August 3rd, 2026 10:43 AM
Author: multi-colored institution coldplay fan



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888893&forum_id=2#50042449)



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Date: August 3rd, 2026 11:07 AM
Author: stimulating mood indian lodge

Wow

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888893&forum_id=2#50042485)



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Date: August 4th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: galvanic garrison ratface

I can’t believe duchess made you quit tinder for a few years

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888893&forum_id=2#50044900)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 5:32 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac locale



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888893&forum_id=2#50050039)



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Date: August 3rd, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: rose fortuitous meteor

Is this the real johnsmeyer?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888893&forum_id=2#50042490)



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Date: August 3rd, 2026 12:17 PM
Author: multi-colored institution coldplay fan

Yeah.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888893&forum_id=2#50042640)



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Date: August 4th, 2026 4:06 PM
Author: stimulating mood indian lodge



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888893&forum_id=2#50045055)



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Date: August 3rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: disrespectful yarmulke



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888893&forum_id=2#50042655)