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Bitchass Retard Luigi Mangione pleads guilty

I thought shitlibs told me he was gonna get away with this a...
turquoise effete gas station hunting ground
  08/14/26
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electric locale
  08/14/26
‘Gunneratt’, Xo2026 brownoids on suicide watch
Galvanic House Marketing Idea
  08/14/26
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electric locale
  08/14/26
The judge will sentence him to time served, Trumpkin.
animeboi
  08/14/26
dont AUSAs have like a 98% conviction rate in trials? And I ...
wild coral striped hyena nowag
  08/14/26
if his lawyer said htat would his lawyer get disabred
Maize curious philosopher-king circlehead
  08/14/26
lawyer cant stop a client from testifying. lawyer just cant ...
wild coral striped hyena nowag
  08/14/26
turns out shitlibs are full of shit and retarded this doo...
turquoise effete gas station hunting ground
  08/14/26
You are one of the biggest shitlibs on xo
Ivory clown home
  08/14/26
He’s spent, what, a year in MDC Brooklyn? That would b...
blathering motley native
  08/14/26
I think the State of City Jail is probably so incomprehensib...
Richard Ames
  08/14/26
but the DIVERSITY of Attica! I wonder if the VEGAN food i...
ruby market electric furnace
  08/14/26
There's enough people in his corner that taking a chance on ...
Haunting Mad-dog Skullcap
  08/14/26
"They watched as Mangione revealed that 'after years of...
Haunting Mad-dog Skullcap
  08/14/26
What was wrong with claiming to manage $58B? That part of th...
overrated white goal in life
  08/14/26
It should have raised suspicions. There's not that many peop...
Haunting Mad-dog Skullcap
  08/14/26
that part objectively worked though. the retarded part was ...
beady-eyed poppy casino
  08/14/26
1) It worked but it shouldn't have. Go email IR departments ...
Haunting Mad-dog Skullcap
  08/14/26
i can believe 1 if your just spamming every inbox And ema...
Maize curious philosopher-king circlehead
  08/14/26
You can buy prepaid phones with ca$h at Walmart
Haunting Mad-dog Skullcap
  08/14/26
WSJ reported it as only $58 million
Copper rigor
  08/14/26
Fuck me for trusting XO DM
Haunting Mad-dog Skullcap
  08/14/26
Should have just a claimed a modest $92k checking account li...
charismatic startled theatre
  08/14/26
Absolutely egregious that it has been deemed constitutional ...
overrated white goal in life
  08/14/26
his fed charges arent some other shit not technically murder...
turquoise effete gas station hunting ground
  08/14/26
"Both stalking charges carry a maximum sentence of life...
overrated white goal in life
  08/14/26
Couldn't even cop an Alford plea. “I shot Mr. Thom...
overrated white goal in life
  08/14/26
does he get his own wikipedia article forever and at least 1...
Maize curious philosopher-king circlehead
  08/14/26
NY has a law that says the victim's family or the state woul...
overrated white goal in life
  08/14/26
"my back"
startling pungent black woman
  08/14/26
He'll be pardoned before he turns 30
vivacious shrine
  08/14/26
Freeth Luigi!
multi-colored rehab prole
  08/14/26


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Date: August 14th, 2026 11:49 AM
Author: turquoise effete gas station hunting ground

I thought shitlibs told me he was gonna get away with this and shit, ljl @ this dumb retard

Luigi Mangione pleads guilty in federal case related to UnitedHealthcare CEO killing

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2#50067688)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: electric locale



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2#50067823)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 11:52 AM
Author: Galvanic House Marketing Idea

‘Gunneratt’, Xo2026 brownoids on suicide watch

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2#50067691)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: electric locale



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2#50067824)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 11:52 AM
Author: animeboi (.)

The judge will sentence him to time served, Trumpkin.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2#50067692)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 11:55 AM
Author: wild coral striped hyena nowag

dont AUSAs have like a 98% conviction rate in trials? And I bet SDNY may be even higher, idk.

seems odd, tho, because his whole schtick was PERFORMANCE and MESSAGE. fagbro wrote messages on bullets, etc.

He should go to trial and put on a show. Take the stand, deliver oratory, pound his fist on the table, who knows maybe zoomerettes would rise up in revolution.

iirc a very young and brown and handsome Castro went to trial and turned it into a BIG SHOW and the launching pad for him to get a LOT of cuban pussy, plus revolution and eternal power

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2#50067696)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 12:00 PM
Author: Maize curious philosopher-king circlehead

if his lawyer said htat would his lawyer get disabred

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2#50067705)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 12:04 PM
Author: wild coral striped hyena nowag

lawyer cant stop a client from testifying. lawyer just cant elicit perjury.

and does history even gaf about who castro's "lawyer" was, or what the crime was, or who the judge was, or the prosecutor?

In 60 years the only thing that matters is that on this day LUIGI sparked the Revolution

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2#50067711)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: turquoise effete gas station hunting ground

turns out shitlibs are full of shit and retarded

this dood must be crazy, dont understand how u can throw a life of penetrating AZNpussy for pound me in the ass nigga prison

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2#50067713)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Ivory clown home

You are one of the biggest shitlibs on xo

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2#50067911)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 12:09 PM
Author: blathering motley native

He’s spent, what, a year in MDC Brooklyn? That would break most people. I would plead to anything after a week in there let alone a year. Plus Fed prison has to be better than NYS prisons.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2#50067719)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 12:17 PM
Author: Richard Ames

I think the State of City Jail is probably so incomprehensibly bad. Perhaps it is akin to the State of Gaming.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2#50067736)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: ruby market electric furnace

but the DIVERSITY of Attica!

I wonder if the VEGAN food in fed prison is better

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2#50067818)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:09 PM
Author: Haunting Mad-dog Skullcap

There's enough people in his corner that taking a chance on jury nullification seems like a far more cr move than pleading to something with a 24 year minimum

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2#50067964)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: Haunting Mad-dog Skullcap

"They watched as Mangione revealed that 'after years of enduring pain from a broken back' he learned about the UnitedHealthcare investor conference.

Mangione said he traveled to Manhattan and emailed the company posing as an investor managing $58 billion and got information about the location within an hour, then printed a gun with a 3-D printer."

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16052599/luigi-mangione-manhattan-unitedhealthcare-ceo-murder.html

Some of what he planned was smart. Claiming to manage $58B, not so much.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2#50067891)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: overrated white goal in life

What was wrong with claiming to manage $58B? That part of the plan worked.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2#50067900)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:08 PM
Author: Haunting Mad-dog Skullcap

It should have raised suspicions. There's not that many people that manage that much & if you're in investor relations at a Dow 30, you should know who they all are.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2#50067962)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: beady-eyed poppy casino

that part objectively worked though. the retarded part was hanging out at a mcdonalds in western PA with a fucking mask on after the fact.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2#50067991)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 3:14 PM
Author: Haunting Mad-dog Skullcap

1) It worked but it shouldn't have. Go email IR departments at big corps from your Gmail saying you have $58B and want some face time. See what happens.

2) I'm going to assume that the feds tied this to him without him volunteering it. In whatever manner he reached out to UHC was stupid because it's not that hard to make an email account that can't be traced back to you. Ultimately the feds would have followed up this avenue & found him, so this is yet another reason why he was stupid for not getting to a non-extradition country ASAP.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2#50068145)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 3:14 PM
Author: Maize curious philosopher-king circlehead

i can believe 1 if your just spamming every inbox

And emails are hard to make anon anymore right? I thought gmail requires phone #

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2#50068148)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 3:32 PM
Author: Haunting Mad-dog Skullcap

You can buy prepaid phones with ca$h at Walmart

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2#50068204)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 6:58 PM
Author: Copper rigor

WSJ reported it as only $58 million

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2#50068614)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:26 PM
Author: Haunting Mad-dog Skullcap

Fuck me for trusting XO DM

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2#50068769)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 6:27 PM
Author: charismatic startled theatre

Should have just a claimed a modest $92k checking account like benzo

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2#50068569)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: overrated white goal in life

Absolutely egregious that it has been deemed constitutional for prosecutors to get two bites at the apple by charging and trying a man at both the state and federal level for the same transaction or occurence.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2#50067898)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: turquoise effete gas station hunting ground

his fed charges arent some other shit not technically murder, shitlib

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2#50067901)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: overrated white goal in life

"Both stalking charges carry a maximum sentence of life in prison. His sentencing hearing has been scheduled for December 18. While there is no formal plea deal in place, the judge said there is a letter with a sentencing guideline suggesting a minimum sentence of 292 months, or over 24 years."

Just do 24-life for the "unrelated," non-murder federal charges.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2#50067906)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 1:38 PM
Author: overrated white goal in life

Couldn't even cop an Alford plea.

“I shot Mr. Thompson in Manhattan, and he died,” Mangione said, according to MS NOW. “I knew what I was doing was illegal.”

So there goes his state trial, too.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2#50067905)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:10 PM
Author: Maize curious philosopher-king circlehead

does he get his own wikipedia article forever and at least 10 fanmails a day and a $10 million inflation adjusted book abt his exploits when he gets out

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2#50067967)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:02 PM
Author: overrated white goal in life

NY has a law that says the victim's family or the state would get the proceeds from the book.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2#50068294)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:12 PM
Author: startling pungent black woman

"my back"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2#50067973)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:45 PM
Author: vivacious shrine

He'll be pardoned before he turns 30

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2#50068046)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: multi-colored rehab prole

Freeth Luigi!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2#50068088)