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Ken Paxton steals lawyer’s Mont Blanc pen (security cam footage)

Lmfao, this guy is hilarious. https://youtu.be/QlHVxUMasu...
floppy kitchen
  08/14/26
Lol
Concupiscible station
  08/14/26
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wild site organic girlfriend
  08/17/26
Was Shitlaw Steve actually Ken Paxton?
floppy kitchen
  08/14/26
cq
Vivacious Affirmative Action Sex Offender
  08/17/26
lol he’s truly cartoonish. The 2006 vibes get stronger...
out-of-control faggotry
  08/14/26
2006 was truly a special year in political corruption
floppy kitchen
  08/14/26
lol remember the Larry Craig bathroom incident???
Adamo Tuti
  08/16/26
180 political ad
Green Excitant Crackhouse
  08/14/26
This. The whole pen stealing story has been used in multiple...
wild site organic girlfriend
  08/17/26
Very Trumpian
Heady Slate Step-uncle's House Shitlib
  08/14/26
There’s something about the fagginess of that voiceove...
Awkward market
  08/14/26
It's a good ad, but I wonder what percent of people think it...
House-broken idiot
  08/14/26
Sup, Ken
floppy kitchen
  08/15/26
everyone knows a mont blanc when they see it, ken
Green Excitant Crackhouse
  08/15/26
do you think he would've taken it if it was a Bic?
insecure dun ticket booth round eye
  08/15/26
Shitlaw Steve bragged about doing this 20 years ago. This gu...
flickering home son of senegal
  08/15/26
Ken Paxton may actually be shitlaw steve
floppy kitchen
  08/16/26
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Stimulating Laser Beams Stain
  08/16/26
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maroon duck-like orchestra pit
  08/16/26
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nighttime university
  08/16/26
I’m voting for him even harder now
exhilarant grizzly crotch black woman
  08/16/26
One guy "stole" a pen, the other "candidate&q...
Richard Ames
  08/16/26
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adventurous community account
  08/16/26
Democratic U.S. Senate nominee and Texas State Representativ...
Sick Beady-eyed Nibblets
  08/16/26
Talarico is such a faggot. His "faith" just happen...
Richard Ames
  08/16/26
lol at "the same courthouse where Paxton would later be...
Sick Beady-eyed Nibblets
  08/16/26
This bored loves physiognomy. Ken Paxton is an excellent exa...
Bateful sooty office police squad
  08/16/26
this feels like a hot take, talarico and rogers. my gut is ...
Sick Beady-eyed Nibblets
  08/16/26
You are correct. Dems mathematically unable to win in Texas....
Stimulating Laser Beams Stain
  08/16/26
Blue wave. Talarico and Al Sayed.
Concupiscible station
  08/16/26
Both are coin flips and it’s like an indictment of all...
out-of-control faggotry
  08/17/26


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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: floppy kitchen

Lmfao, this guy is hilarious.

https://youtu.be/QlHVxUMasu0

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50068361)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: Concupiscible station

Lol

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50068367)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: wild site organic girlfriend



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50073147)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:26 PM
Author: floppy kitchen

Was Shitlaw Steve actually Ken Paxton?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50068376)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: Vivacious Affirmative Action Sex Offender

cq

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50073144)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: out-of-control faggotry

lol he’s truly cartoonish. The 2006 vibes get stronger and stronger this year. This was roughly the point in 2006 when the Mark Foley story first broke.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50068378)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: floppy kitchen

2006 was truly a special year in political corruption

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50068436)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 7:06 PM
Author: Adamo Tuti (⚖️)

lol remember the Larry Craig bathroom incident???

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50071988)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:59 PM
Author: Green Excitant Crackhouse

180 political ad

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50068446)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: wild site organic girlfriend

This. The whole pen stealing story has been used in multiple election cycles now but this ad made me actually chuckle.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50073146)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: Heady Slate Step-uncle's House Shitlib

Very Trumpian

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50068450)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:07 PM
Author: Awkward market

There’s something about the fagginess of that voiceover that pisses me off more than the theft of a Mont Blanc pen.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50068940)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:12 PM
Author: House-broken idiot

It's a good ad, but I wonder what percent of people think its going too far.

Like seems like he just found a pen left behind and picked it up. If it were a Bic, people would be touting him as environmentally friendly.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50068950)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 3:51 PM
Author: floppy kitchen

Sup, Ken

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50069844)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: Green Excitant Crackhouse

everyone knows a mont blanc when they see it, ken

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50069847)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 3:58 PM
Author: insecure dun ticket booth round eye

do you think he would've taken it if it was a Bic?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50069860)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: flickering home son of senegal

Shitlaw Steve bragged about doing this 20 years ago. This guy pulled a literal Shitlaw Steve.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50069853)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: floppy kitchen

Ken Paxton may actually be shitlaw steve

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50071043)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: Stimulating Laser Beams Stain



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50071051)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 11:57 AM
Author: maroon duck-like orchestra pit



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50071089)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 12:57 PM
Author: nighttime university



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50071252)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 10:39 PM
Author: exhilarant grizzly crotch black woman

I’m voting for him even harder now

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50072357)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: Richard Ames

One guy "stole" a pen, the other "candidate" expresses his love of "trans kids." Paxton is the Alpha Asshole Bully we need and deserve. Btw he *will* fuck your wife.

Libs, your response?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50071115)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: adventurous community account



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50071121)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: Sick Beady-eyed Nibblets

Democratic U.S. Senate nominee and Texas State Representative James Talarico endorsed reparations for Black Americans during a campaign stop in DeSoto, Texas. He stated that repairing past harms aligns with his faith and background. He pointed to policies like tuition relief, homeownership grants, and government-funded baby bonds to build generational wealth.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50071123)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: Richard Ames

Talarico is such a faggot. His "faith" just happens to completely and totally align with current far left democrat ideals. Odd case.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50071159)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 12:16 PM
Author: Sick Beady-eyed Nibblets

lol at "the same courthouse where Paxton would later be indicted for investment fraud"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50071137)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Bateful sooty office police squad

This bored loves physiognomy. Ken Paxton is an excellent example of appearances matching his morals.

He's probably going to lose to Talaricio. Which he deserves to. MAGA shot itself in the foot. But it's an exchange for El Sayed (another perfect example of physiognomy), who's going to lose to Mike Rogers in Michigan. Dem-DSA shooting itself in the foot.

Maybe we are slowly shifting back to normalcy.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50071506)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: Sick Beady-eyed Nibblets

this feels like a hot take, talarico and rogers. my gut is paxton and sayed

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50071655)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: Stimulating Laser Beams Stain

You are correct. Dems mathematically unable to win in Texas. Similarly Moozlims own Michigan.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50071785)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 10:33 PM
Author: Concupiscible station

Blue wave. Talarico and Al Sayed.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50072351)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: out-of-control faggotry

Both are coin flips and it’s like an indictment of all of America that these two races that shouldn’t be close are going to gobble up ~1/3 of all spending in the senate this cycle. Both would be 10+ wins for the incumbent party if the party establishments hadn’t been decimated in the last 10 years and replace with these two ruling retards factions.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50073136)