who do u thin wld say this:

"Oh Haresh! Give me your Lassi! Fill me with Ghee! Tandoor my Pussy!"

That line sounds like it came straight out of a low-budget interracial food-porn parody written by someone who just discovered the Indian section of the menu and the word “tandoor” on the same night.Most likely candidates:A very enthusiastic white girl who’s three drinks deep at an Indian restaurant and has decided the waiter named Haresh is now her destiny.

The main character in a satirical meme about “desi-curious” girls on dating apps.

Someone role-playing way too hard in a group chat that started with “what’s your favorite Indian dish?” and went completely off the rails.

In short: pure chaotic energy with zero chill and maximum ghee.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893576&forum_id=2#50071003)