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Is it really squanching if Spaceporn’s micropeen is too small for penetration?

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Crusty Coldplay Fan Lodge
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Laughsome private investor
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glittery personal credit line heaven
  08/25/26
I always figured squanching was a hand thing. Get a fistful ...
marvelous roast beef
  08/25/26
yeah iirc squanching was what he claimed he wants to do when...
Violent mint double fault garrison
  08/25/26
I assumed it involves contorting your hand into a deformed p...
titillating azn
  08/25/26
jfc
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Date: August 25th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: Crusty Coldplay Fan Lodge



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Date: August 25th, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: Laughsome private investor

(Public Defender furiously prepping for trial, grasping at straws)

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Date: August 25th, 2026 5:11 PM
Author: Crusty Coldplay Fan Lodge



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Date: August 25th, 2026 10:13 PM
Author: glittery personal credit line heaven



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Date: August 25th, 2026 5:16 PM
Author: marvelous roast beef

I always figured squanching was a hand thing. Get a fistful and just squanch it up. Use your middle finger in the back to create a fulcrum

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Date: August 25th, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Violent mint double fault garrison

yeah iirc squanching was what he claimed he wants to do when he sees "a naked lady's crotch." i also figured that was a hand thing

but when poasters talk about it in the context of stuff like the "playroom hotdog" and "stinky red baboon bottoms" situations i interpret it differently

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Date: August 25th, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: titillating azn

I assumed it involves contorting your hand into a deformed pincer claw, and just...squanching.

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Date: August 25th, 2026 5:25 PM
Author: talented fear-inspiring bbw abode

jfc

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Date: August 25th, 2026 10:13 PM
Author: talented fear-inspiring bbw abode



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