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Hypo: 1 year in solitary. Either (a) no media or (b) work as biglaw associate.
| motley principal's office | 08/25/26 |
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Date: August 25th, 2026 3:02 PM Author: motley principal's office Today, you are going to start a one-year prison sentence in a randomly selected US prison in solitary confinement. You must choose either of the following. Which do you choose?
(a) For the duration of the year, you cannot access or consume any media. No books, music, newspapers, TV, radio, etc.
(b) For the duration of the year, you will work remotely as an associate at a randomly assigned Big Law firm, in a randomly assigned practice group. You will be provided a computer, internet connection, phone, dual monitors, mouse, and keyboard. You can use the computer and phone only for work and closely related activities. E.g., you can browse legal news about your practice area. You cannot browse legal news more generally. At the end of the year, your law firm colleagues will rate you. If you are rated as good or better than average associates at the firm, your prison term is over. If you are not rated as good or better, 6 months will be added to your sentence with the no media rule above. |
Date: August 25th, 2026 3:08 PM Author: up-to-no-good amethyst sneaky criminal heaven obviously biglaw (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2#50092227) |
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Date: August 25th, 2026 3:14 PM Author: motley principal's office Explain. Is the stress worth it? How confident are you that you'll be an average or better associate in a randomly selected practice group? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2#50092245) |
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Date: August 25th, 2026 3:25 PM Author: up-to-no-good amethyst sneaky criminal heaven why the fuck would you care if youre in jail (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2#50092284) |
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Date: August 25th, 2026 3:56 PM Author: motley principal's office (not an average or better associate) (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2#50092369) |
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Date: August 25th, 2026 8:14 PM Author: impertinent turdskin resort (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2#50092994) |
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Date: August 25th, 2026 3:09 PM Author: Geriatric Sick Alpha HAHA ITS NEITHER
ENJOY SLAMMING METAL DOORS 24/7, EYE SCORCHING LIGHTS THAT SLIGHTLY DIM FOR 90 MINUTES A NIGHT, GARBAGE SHIT SONGS THAT PLAY OVER AND OVER AS LOUD AS THEY WILL GO EVERY DAY AS YOU EAT BREAKFAST, AND PERMANENT PSYCHOSIS |
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Date: August 25th, 2026 3:10 PM Author: histrionic apoplectic fanboi Any conjugal visits in either scenario? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2#50092235) |
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Date: August 25th, 2026 3:15 PM Author: motley principal's office You will have the scholarly companionship of the majesty of the law in the biglaw option. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2#50092249) |
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Date: August 25th, 2026 3:24 PM Author: brindle thriller indian lodge messiness (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2#50092279) |
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Date: August 25th, 2026 3:27 PM Author: lex (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2#50092288) |
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Date: August 25th, 2026 8:14 PM Author: impertinent turdskin resort (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2#50092993) |
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Date: August 25th, 2026 8:19 PM Author: Excitant Shrine Toilet Seat Do I get to sample the scholarly treats of females in my practice group during zoom “meetings”? If not, option 1 and I’m getting jacked. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2#50093006) |
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Date: August 25th, 2026 8:19 PM Author: impertinent turdskin resort 180 (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2#50093009) |
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Date: August 25th, 2026 8:28 PM Author: supple demanding boiling water parlor No media (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2#50093033) |
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Date: August 26th, 2026 2:05 PM Author: motley principal's office What about the boredom? The scholarship? You could write law review articles in your spare time. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2#50094563) |
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Date: August 26th, 2026 2:11 PM Author: impertinent turdskin resort (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2#50094591) |
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Date: August 26th, 2026 2:23 PM Author: supple demanding boiling water parlor Who cares? Boredom is relaxing af (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2#50094646) |
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Date: August 26th, 2026 2:24 PM Author: impertinent turdskin resort 180 (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2#50094657) |
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Date: August 26th, 2026 2:28 PM Author: motley principal's office If you're chilling in a forest or at the beach, sure, cr. Sitting on your concrete bed in the SHU? Not so much. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2#50094669) |
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Date: August 26th, 2026 2:29 PM Author: impertinent turdskin resort FTGE… (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2#50094672) |
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Date: August 26th, 2026 5:36 PM Author: slate comical milk site (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2#50094990) |
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Date: August 26th, 2026 9:08 PM Author: impertinent turdskin resort (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2#50095440) |
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Date: August 25th, 2026 8:30 PM Author: slate comical milk site Biglaw. I hate being bored. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2#50093037) |
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Date: August 26th, 2026 2:13 PM Author: motley principal's office How confident are you in finishing the year as an average or above associate? If you don't, you're going to be really bored during the extra portion of your sentence. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2#50094598) |
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Date: August 26th, 2026 2:13 PM Author: impertinent turdskin resort (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2#50094599) |
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Date: August 26th, 2026 5:36 PM Author: slate comical milk site Pretty confident as long as I get a corporate area. I'm an experienced attorney and will have no distractions. I'll also be very motivated. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2#50094989) |
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Date: August 26th, 2026 9:08 PM Author: impertinent turdskin resort (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2#50095441) |
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Date: August 26th, 2026 9:20 PM Author: Saffron Heady National How the fuck do so many people here not find big law to be the far more boring option of the two? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2#50095471) |
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Date: August 26th, 2026 9:25 PM Author: impertinent turdskin resort Cq (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897083&forum_id=2#50095494) |