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ITT: I post opening sentences of novels, you guess the novel (no cheating)

Mr Tench went out to look for his ether cylinder, into the b...
Henna bipolar nursing home
  08/27/26
Graham Greene, The Power And The Glory (love this novel)
Henna bipolar nursing home
  08/27/26
I usually love greene but found that one a bit of a slog
brilliant violent turdskin
  08/28/26
Mother died today.
Henna bipolar nursing home
  08/27/26
Camuuuuuuuus
offensive awkward gay wizard
  08/27/26
correcte (The Stranger / L'Étranger)
Henna bipolar nursing home
  08/27/26
op predicted Mamdani would lose btw
twinkling institution pocket flask
  08/27/26
Wtf embarrassing
Crystalline curious striped hyena digit ratio
  08/28/26
Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearin...
Henna bipolar nursing home
  08/27/26
portrait of the artist as a young man
Beady-eyed boiling water
  08/27/26
incorrect, but not outrageously far off
Henna bipolar nursing home
  08/27/26
Ulysses
shimmering big menage potus
  08/27/26
✅
Henna bipolar nursing home
  08/27/26
Are you fr? Wild ass guess based on your response to the oth...
shimmering big menage potus
  08/27/26
maybe an educated guess, but correct all the same
Henna bipolar nursing home
  08/27/26
i've read ulysses 4-5 times and wrote an undergraduate thesi...
avocado halford
  08/28/26
While still a young man, John Courteney Boot had, as his pub...
Henna bipolar nursing home
  08/27/26
Evelyn Waugh, Scoop
Henna bipolar nursing home
  08/27/26
124 was spiteful.
Henna bipolar nursing home
  08/27/26
Toni Morrison, Beloved
Henna bipolar nursing home
  08/27/26
At the age of fifteen my grandmother became the concubine of...
Henna bipolar nursing home
  08/27/26
is this the swans book?
Clear voyeur
  08/27/26
yes it is actually, that's right you and I have discussed th...
Henna bipolar nursing home
  08/27/26
i reread it after that conversation and gave up on page 100....
Clear voyeur
  08/27/26
The fascination is entirely in the events, not in her writin...
Henna bipolar nursing home
  08/27/26
What’s it going to be then, eh?
Henna bipolar nursing home
  08/27/26
A clockwork orange
shimmering big menage potus
  08/27/26
✅
Henna bipolar nursing home
  08/27/26
September 16, 1991. Today it finally began!
Henna bipolar nursing home
  08/27/26
William Luther Pierce, The Turner Diaries
Henna bipolar nursing home
  08/27/26
„Als Gregor Samsa eines morgens erwachen hat...”
offensive awkward gay wizard
  08/27/26
the Betamorphosis *erwachte, not erwachen hat* *aus unruh...
Henna bipolar nursing home
  08/27/26
Ty herr kommandant
offensive awkward gay wizard
  08/27/26
...
Henna bipolar nursing home
  08/27/26
...
offensive awkward gay wizard
  08/27/26
In specific contexts in which abundant empirical evidence is...
Henna bipolar nursing home
  08/27/26
Catch-22
offensive awkward gay wizard
  08/27/26
edit ❌
Henna bipolar nursing home
  08/27/26
No I fucked it up
offensive awkward gay wizard
  08/27/26
Oh hang on yeah, correct answer to wrong question. In this p...
Henna bipolar nursing home
  08/27/26
I apologize for being so bad at this
offensive awkward gay wizard
  08/27/26
lmao you're fine
Henna bipolar nursing home
  08/27/26
Theodore Kaczynski, Industrial Society and Its Future
Henna bipolar nursing home
  08/27/26
Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhapp...
Henna bipolar nursing home
  08/27/26
Dickens
offensive awkward gay wizard
  08/27/26
❌
Henna bipolar nursing home
  08/27/26
anna karenina
Beady-eyed boiling water
  08/27/26
✅
Henna bipolar nursing home
  08/27/26
It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the...
Henna bipolar nursing home
  08/27/26
The English Patient
offensive awkward gay wizard
  08/27/26
❌
Henna bipolar nursing home
  08/27/26
wtf
Clear voyeur
  08/27/26
Catch 22
shimmering big menage potus
  08/27/26
✅
Henna bipolar nursing home
  08/27/26
I think this is the only one I caught and because of the nam...
Low-t Out-of-control Scourge Upon The Earth
  08/27/26
I was born in the city of Bombay ... once upon a time.
Henna bipolar nursing home
  08/27/26
Orwell
offensive awkward gay wizard
  08/27/26
❌
Henna bipolar nursing home
  08/27/26
Salman Rushdie, Midnight's Children
Henna bipolar nursing home
  08/27/26
Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins.
Henna bipolar nursing home
  08/27/26
🧐🤔
offensive awkward gay wizard
  08/27/26
...
Henna bipolar nursing home
  08/27/26
...
Translucent Know-it-all Legend
  08/27/26
...
fear-inspiring talented church hunting ground
  08/27/26
the spaceporn story
avocado halford
  08/28/26
...
Henna bipolar nursing home
  08/27/26
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&fo...
offensive awkward gay wizard
  08/27/26
I really can't
Henna bipolar nursing home
  08/27/26
Proust opening line. Du côté de chez Swann.
offensive awkward gay wizard
  08/27/26
yeah see below, I cheated and googled, have never read this,...
Henna bipolar nursing home
  08/27/26
Triste!
offensive awkward gay wizard
  08/27/26
I cheated and I would never have got this, I have not read t...
Henna bipolar nursing home
  08/27/26
It's only 4000 pages of him recollecting his entire life aft...
offensive awkward gay wizard
  08/27/26
see I just don't think life is long enough to read Proust
Henna bipolar nursing home
  08/27/26
Thots on Les Liaisons dangereuses?
offensive awkward gay wizard
  08/27/26
the sight of a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent breasts...
Henna bipolar nursing home
  08/27/26
No idea what you're talking about. It's an 18th century nove...
offensive awkward gay wizard
  08/27/26
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dangerous_Liaisons
Henna bipolar nursing home
  08/27/26
https://www.aznude.com/mrskin/umathurman/dangerousliaisons/d...
Henna bipolar nursing home
  08/27/26
«J'ai vu les moeurs de mon temps et j'ai publié...
offensive awkward gay wizard
  08/27/26
I've only seen the film but apparently it is very faithful t...
Henna bipolar nursing home
  08/27/26
It's an incredible book. I've never seen the movie but it lo...
offensive awkward gay wizard
  08/27/26
Does the book have a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent n...
Henna bipolar nursing home
  08/27/26
You can't get distracted by communist titties. You have to l...
offensive awkward gay wizard
  08/27/26
Through the fence, between the curling flower spaces, I coul...
Low-t Out-of-control Scourge Upon The Earth
  08/27/26
don't know :(
Henna bipolar nursing home
  08/27/26
Sound and Fury
Low-t Out-of-control Scourge Upon The Earth
  08/27/26
oh good one
Henna bipolar nursing home
  08/27/26
Great thread. These were difficult.
Translucent Know-it-all Legend
  08/27/26
3 May. Bistritz.—Left Munich at 8:35 P. M., on 1st May...
Flickering mind-boggling business firm
  08/27/26
Mein Kampf?
offensive awkward gay wizard
  08/27/26
No.
Flickering mind-boggling business firm
  08/27/26
Dracula
Henna bipolar nursing home
  08/28/26
Im gay
frum greedy multi-billionaire
  08/27/26
A Confederacy of Dunces
Passionate stead hairy legs
  08/27/26
A Promised Land, Barack Obama
fear-inspiring talented church hunting ground
  08/27/26
God Emperor of Dune
vigorous step-uncle's house filthpig
  08/28/26
In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit.
Pumonymous
  08/28/26
raisin in the sun
Passionate stead hairy legs
  08/28/26
It has turned out fortunate for me to-day that destiny appoi...
Sick center wagecucks
  08/28/26
Ok this definitely has to be Mein Kampf
offensive awkward gay wizard
  08/28/26
https://youtu.be/pCplRJoOVYw?t=155
Sick center wagecucks
  08/29/26
I'm cheating a little, but: "We didn’t bother ...
Saffron Ape Cuckold
  09/16/26
no idea what this was but i googled it and AI thought i want...
Clear voyeur
  09/16/26
It's from a gritty 90s YA called "Wrestling Sturbridge....
Saffron Ape Cuckold
  09/21/26


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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: Henna bipolar nursing home

Mr Tench went out to look for his ether cylinder, into the blazing Mexican sun and the bleaching dust.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096867)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: Henna bipolar nursing home

Graham Greene, The Power And The Glory (love this novel)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097578)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: brilliant violent turdskin

I usually love greene but found that one a bit of a slog

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50099122)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Henna bipolar nursing home

Mother died today.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096870)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: offensive awkward gay wizard

Camuuuuuuuus

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096901)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: Henna bipolar nursing home

correcte (The Stranger / L'Étranger)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096907)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: twinkling institution pocket flask

op predicted Mamdani would lose btw

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096871)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:05 AM
Author: Crystalline curious striped hyena digit ratio

Wtf embarrassing

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50098941)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:09 PM
Author: Henna bipolar nursing home

Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096873)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Beady-eyed boiling water

portrait of the artist as a young man

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096912)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: Henna bipolar nursing home

incorrect, but not outrageously far off

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096916)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: shimmering big menage potus

Ulysses

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096968)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Henna bipolar nursing home

✅

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096970)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: shimmering big menage potus

Are you fr? Wild ass guess based on your response to the other guesser

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096974)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Henna bipolar nursing home

maybe an educated guess, but correct all the same

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096975)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: avocado halford

i've read ulysses 4-5 times and wrote an undergraduate thesis on it

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50099117)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: Henna bipolar nursing home

While still a young man, John Courteney Boot had, as his publisher proclaimed, 'achieved an assured and enviable position in contemporary letters'.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096885)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: Henna bipolar nursing home

Evelyn Waugh, Scoop

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097581)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Henna bipolar nursing home

124 was spiteful.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096887)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: Henna bipolar nursing home

Toni Morrison, Beloved

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097586)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Henna bipolar nursing home

At the age of fifteen my grandmother became the concubine of a warlord general, the police chief of a tenuous national government of China.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096897)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: Clear voyeur

is this the swans book?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097517)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:25 PM
Author: Henna bipolar nursing home

yes it is actually, that's right you and I have discussed this book on here

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097523)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:32 PM
Author: Clear voyeur

i reread it after that conversation and gave up on page 100. entirely linear expository narration of events. twas sincerely boring like an actual history book. i must have been fascinated by the content originally.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097544)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:34 PM
Author: Henna bipolar nursing home

The fascination is entirely in the events, not in her writing. Nobody before then (or since then) had narrated the personal experience of living through that era of history in the same way. That's what I thought was gripping when I first read it, long ago now. Probably despite her writing.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097550)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Henna bipolar nursing home

What’s it going to be then, eh?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096900)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: shimmering big menage potus

A clockwork orange

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096969)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Henna bipolar nursing home

✅

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096971)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Henna bipolar nursing home

September 16, 1991. Today it finally began!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096905)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: Henna bipolar nursing home

William Luther Pierce, The Turner Diaries

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097588)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: offensive awkward gay wizard

„Als Gregor Samsa eines morgens erwachen hat...”

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096911)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:21 PM
Author: Henna bipolar nursing home

the Betamorphosis

*erwachte, not erwachen hat*

*aus unruhigen Träumen erwachte*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096920)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: offensive awkward gay wizard

Ty herr kommandant

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096922)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: Henna bipolar nursing home



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096925)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: offensive awkward gay wizard



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096913)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: Henna bipolar nursing home

In specific contexts in which abundant empirical evidence is available, fairly reliable short-term prediction and control of a society's behavior may be possible.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096914)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: offensive awkward gay wizard

Catch-22

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096928)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: Henna bipolar nursing home

edit ❌

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096932)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:28 PM
Author: offensive awkward gay wizard

No I fucked it up

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096938)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: Henna bipolar nursing home

Oh hang on yeah, correct answer to wrong question. In this place: ❌

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096944)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: offensive awkward gay wizard

I apologize for being so bad at this

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096947)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Henna bipolar nursing home

lmao you're fine

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096954)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:45 PM
Author: Henna bipolar nursing home

Theodore Kaczynski, Industrial Society and Its Future



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097590)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: Henna bipolar nursing home

Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096923)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: offensive awkward gay wizard

Dickens

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096929)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: Henna bipolar nursing home

❌

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096935)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: Beady-eyed boiling water

anna karenina

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096934)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: Henna bipolar nursing home

✅

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096936)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Henna bipolar nursing home

It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the chaplain he fell madly in love with him.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096927)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: offensive awkward gay wizard

The English Patient

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096931)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: Henna bipolar nursing home

❌

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096937)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: Clear voyeur

wtf

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097548)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: shimmering big menage potus

Catch 22

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096972)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Henna bipolar nursing home

✅

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096973)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:48 PM
Author: Low-t Out-of-control Scourge Upon The Earth

I think this is the only one I caught and because of the name.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097600)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: Henna bipolar nursing home

I was born in the city of Bombay ... once upon a time.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096942)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: offensive awkward gay wizard

Orwell

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096943)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: Henna bipolar nursing home

❌

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096946)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:45 PM
Author: Henna bipolar nursing home

Salman Rushdie, Midnight's Children

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097592)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Henna bipolar nursing home

Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096951)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:35 PM
Author: offensive awkward gay wizard

🧐🤔

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096961)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:35 PM
Author: Henna bipolar nursing home



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096963)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 7:19 PM
Author: Translucent Know-it-all Legend



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50098022)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 10:34 PM
Author: fear-inspiring talented church hunting ground



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50098527)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: avocado halford

the spaceporn story

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50099121)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Henna bipolar nursing home



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097505)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: offensive awkward gay wizard

ITT: I post opening sentences of novels, you guess the novel (no cheating)

U can get this one!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097508)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: Henna bipolar nursing home

I really can't

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097510)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: offensive awkward gay wizard

Proust opening line. Du côté de chez Swann.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097511)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: Henna bipolar nursing home

yeah see below, I cheated and googled, have never read this, never any Proust

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097516)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: offensive awkward gay wizard

Triste!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097532)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: Henna bipolar nursing home

I cheated and I would never have got this, I have not read this, in fact I have read nothing by the gentleman in question

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097515)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:27 PM
Author: offensive awkward gay wizard

It's only 4000 pages of him recollecting his entire life after biting into a madeleine dipped in tea. Nothing major.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097530)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: Henna bipolar nursing home

see I just don't think life is long enough to read Proust

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097534)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: offensive awkward gay wizard

Thots on Les Liaisons dangereuses?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097537)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: Henna bipolar nursing home

the sight of a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent breasts will stay with me forever

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097541)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:36 PM
Author: offensive awkward gay wizard

No idea what you're talking about. It's an 18th century novel dude lol

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097556)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:37 PM
Author: Henna bipolar nursing home

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dangerous_Liaisons

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097559)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:38 PM
Author: Henna bipolar nursing home

https://www.aznude.com/mrskin/umathurman/dangerousliaisons/dangerousliaisons-thurman-hd-02-hd.html

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097564)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:40 PM
Author: offensive awkward gay wizard

«J'ai vu les moeurs de mon temps et j'ai publié ces letters.»

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097569)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Henna bipolar nursing home

I've only seen the film but apparently it is very faithful to the 1985 play which was based faithfully on the 1700-whatever novel

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097573)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: offensive awkward gay wizard

It's an incredible book. I've never seen the movie but it looks like shite.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097584)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:47 PM
Author: Henna bipolar nursing home

Does the book have a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent naked breasts? Does it? No, it doesn't.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097598)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: offensive awkward gay wizard

You can't get distracted by communist titties. You have to lock yourself in the garage and write the next great novel.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097624)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: Low-t Out-of-control Scourge Upon The Earth

Through the fence, between the curling flower spaces, I could see them hitting

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097545)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: Henna bipolar nursing home

don't know :(

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097595)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: Low-t Out-of-control Scourge Upon The Earth

Sound and Fury

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097596)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:47 PM
Author: Henna bipolar nursing home

oh good one

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097599)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Translucent Know-it-all Legend

Great thread. These were difficult.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50098024)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:31 PM
Author: Flickering mind-boggling business firm

3 May. Bistritz.—Left Munich at 8:35 P. M., on 1st May, arriving at Vienna early next morning; should have arrived at 6:46, but train was an hour late.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50098240)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: offensive awkward gay wizard

Mein Kampf?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50098285)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Flickering mind-boggling business firm

No.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50098350)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:26 AM
Author: Henna bipolar nursing home

Dracula

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50099113)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: frum greedy multi-billionaire

Im gay

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50098300)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Passionate stead hairy legs

A Confederacy of Dunces

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50098333)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 10:35 PM
Author: fear-inspiring talented church hunting ground

A Promised Land, Barack Obama

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50098528)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:58 AM
Author: vigorous step-uncle's house filthpig

God Emperor of Dune

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50098931)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: Pumonymous

In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50099243)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Passionate stead hairy legs

raisin in the sun

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50100039)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:52 PM
Author: Sick center wagecucks

It has turned out fortunate for me to-day that destiny appointed Braunau-on-the-Inn to be my birthplace.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50100064)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:57 PM
Author: offensive awkward gay wizard

Ok this definitely has to be Mein Kampf

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50100077)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:40 AM
Author: Sick center wagecucks

https://youtu.be/pCplRJoOVYw?t=155

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50101306)



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Date: September 16th, 2026 3:03 PM
Author: Saffron Ape Cuckold

I'm cheating a little, but:

"We didn’t bother going to the football game. It’s the last game, but we’re all in our own worlds tonight and didn’t want any distractions. And I’ve avoided public places since I beat up that minister."

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50138361)



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Date: September 16th, 2026 3:08 PM
Author: Clear voyeur

no idea what this was but i googled it and AI thought i wanted to kill myself.

"That sounds like a heavy weight to carry, and it makes total sense that you’d want to skip the game and stay in your own space tonight. When you're dealing with the aftermath of something that intense, being in a big crowd is probably the last thing you need. It sounds like you and your friends are all processing a lot right now."

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50138369)



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Date: September 21st, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: Saffron Ape Cuckold

It's from a gritty 90s YA called "Wrestling Sturbridge." I remembered the passage because of the throwaway line about beating up the minister because there's no way not to lol at it

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50147796)